Well, it has been a while since we updated this thingy. Since you're here, you want to know about the authors, ja? Well, well, we are Himmels Hopper and Draculina Kirsch! Thank you for stopping by our profile! We don't give out a lot of information, so please forgive us if you don't find out something that you wish to know. Where to begin. . .

Names: Himmels Hopper and Draculina Kirsch

Birthday: November 5th, same day, different time.

Location: Texas

Height: 5'4" and 5'6" (Because some people like to know. )

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Blond

Heritage: German

Orientation: Take a guess, people. Stop asking.

Favorite pairings:

Inuyasha: KagomexKouga, SesshomaruxRin, NarakuxSesshomaru

Fruits Basket: Tohruxany male character, AyamexMine, AyamexHatori, YukixHatsuharu

Samurai Champloo: JinxFuu

Bleach: KenpachixYachiru, IchigoxRenji

Hellsing: AlucardxSeras

Deathnote: LightxL

The Lord of the Rings: LegolasxHaldir, LegolasxBoromir

Metalocalypse: SkwisgaarxToki

Pokemon (lol): LugiaxArticuno, EnteixSuicune, HoundoomxNinetales

Interview with the Vampire: LouisxArmand, MariusxArmand, LestatxLouis, MariusxMael

The Legend of Zelda: LinkxZelda, LinkxDark Link, LinkxSheik

Final Fantasy VIII: IrvinexSelphie, ZellxQuistis, SquallxIrvinexZellxSeifer -grins-

Harry Potter: FredxGeorge, FredxHermionexGeorge, LupinxSnape, LupinxSirius, SnapexLucius, LupinxFenrir

Saiyuki: HakkaixGoyjo

Loveless: RitsukaxSoubi, YoujixNatsuo

Yu-Gi-Oh: YugixYami, MarikxMalik, RyouxBakura

Plus Anima: I just love Senri

Vampire Knight: KanamexYuki

Faeries Landing: RyangxFanta

Chobits: HidekixChii, FreyaxChii

Eureka 7: HollandxTalho

Sukisho: IchikawaxNagase, ShinichirouxNanami

Blood Plus: SayaxHagi

300: AstinosxStelios

Gemma Doyle Series: GemmaxKartik

Ouran High School Host Club: HaruhixMori, HikaruxHaruhixKaoru, HikaruxKaoru, TamakixKyoya, NekozawaxTamaki

Haru wo Daite Ita: SawaxYukihito, IwakixKatou

Eerie Queerie: MitsuoxHasunuma, MitsuoxMikuni, MikunixHasunuma

FAKE: DeexRyo, RyoxRose

Okami: AmmyxWaka

Yami no Matsuei: MurakixTsuzuki

Ai no Kusabi: IasonxRicki

Boys Before Flowers (Korean version): Geum Jan Di x Gu Jun Pyo, So Yi Jung x Chu Ga Eul, Song Woo Bin x So Yi Jung, Yoon Ji Hoo x Geum Jan Di

Gokusen (live action): KumikoxShin, ShinxNoda, ShinxUchi, TsuchiyaxTakeda

-Progress of chapter stories-

Spirit of Fire: Chapter 18, 20 percent done.

Hyrule High School: Chapter 13, 5 percent done.

Theos peri Agapao: Chapter 15, 0 percent done.

-Future subjects for stories-

Haru wo Daite Ita, Sukisho, 300, Inuyasha, Gemma Doyle Series, Okami.

-Authors for viewers to consider-

All the authors I recommended have moved accounts or fled the site. >.>' We'll find more that we're enthralled with, I guess.

-Websites to Consider-

Imitationblack . proboards . com: A really awesome role playing site. You can role play for pretty much any anime, game, book, movie, or you can create your own story line.

Deviantart . com: Post your fanart and let fellow Deviants comment! You can also post your fanfictions and other writings. Great place to get to know fandoms and show off your favorite pairings. Find us there at kumikokawazoe. deviantart . com

Noiresensus . com: Your place for strong yaoi and slash fandoms. If you are under 18 or just severely immature and/or homophobic in any sense, do not go there.

-Beta Reading Respects-

Spirit of Fire:

Hyrule High School: Mini d0rk813

Theos peri Agapao: Tamaki-of-the-ocean

-Character Theme Songs aka the weirdest thing you'll find on this page-

(You know you are bored when you alphabetize it...-sigh-)

(To listen to the songs, go to the homepage. Second list down, if you can't read, lol.)

Himmels: Cartoon Heroes by Aqua

Draculina: The Internet is for Porn by Avenue Q

Akasha: Master of Puppets by Metallica

Asad: Diary of a Madman by Ozzy Osbourne

Baheera: Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood

Crystal: I, Voyager by Nevermore

Dark Link: I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace

Emir: I Stand Alone by Godsmack

Fadi: Tired of Being Sorry by Ringside

Faizah: Gunpowder and Lead by Miranda Lambert

Haytham: Overweight by Blue October

Ivan: Learn to Fly by The Foo Fighters

Kayla: Don't Let Me Get Me by Pink

Kheisho: Real Good Man by Tim McGraw

Khema: One by U2

Liir: Fat Lip by Sum41

Link: Headstrong by Trapt

Malon: Amarillo Sky by Jason Aldean

Maylei: Before the Dawn by Evanescence

Mushirah/Wajihah: Stand by Jewel

Nabooru: Meet Virginia by Train

Navi: I Miss You by Blink 1-82

Nibal: Coming Undone by KoRn

Nix: Breaking the Habit by Lincoln Park

Numair: The Devil's Rejects by Rob Zombie

Rachel: What's my Age Again? by Blink 1-82

Saphiraugen: Good Bye my Lover by James Blunt

Serena: Bad Boy by Cascada

Sheik: Lonely No More by Rob Thomas

Shema: Kiss From a Rose by Seal

Shihad: My Love by Justin Timberlake

The Dark Lady: Unwell by Matchbox 20

Ubel: Hem of Your Garment by Cake

Zelda: Just a Girl by No Doubt

-Quotes-

"Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none." --Jules Renard

"My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence." --Edith Sitwell

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." --Dick Cavett

"Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane." --H.P. Lovecraft

"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club." --Jack London

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." --Lily Tomlin

"Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough to the ruffian, and a thunderbolt to the liar. But in all this, never be unmindful of your own dignity." --John Brown

"The young know how truly difficult and dreadful youth can be. Their youth is wasted on everyone else, that's the horror. The young have no authority, no respect." --Anne Rice

-Copy and Paste-

We've stolen this from an awesome reviewer's profile, RainbowsAreRare. We both enjoyed reading them and relating, so we decided to post this as well. The one we hate the most and get most often is the one that is bold, italicized, and underlined.

The Most Hated Stereotypes That We Go Through

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm Emo, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a LONER, so I MUST take anti-depressants.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR IN CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I HATE PREPS, so I MUST be a pushover.

I have ANGER ISSUES, so I MUST be a druggie.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

-Song choice of the week-

Its Just Me

Escape the Fate

I'm creeping my way out so you can see me
I'm crawling my way around 1,000 cities
You all stop and stare, I don't need your pity
I'm living my life in this hell

Now I'm crawling away cuz the stress has killed me
I feel like I fell from a 10 story building
Best run and hide before the devil starts forbidding
I'm living my life in this hell

I'm not one for the crowd to see
It's just me
It's just...

Just a little more, come on and satisfy me
Just a little more, come on and terrify me
Just a little more and I'll be done with it
Take my life and then I'll feel okay

Cut it out of my mouth
Put my tongue on a pole
I won't sing any more
I'm losing control

Cut it out of my mouth
Put my tongue on a pole
Take the air from my lungs
Take the heart from my soul

I'm not one for the crowd to see
It's just me
It's just...

Just a little more, come on and satisfy me
Just a little more, come on and terrify me
Just a little more and I'll be done with it
Take my life and then I'll feel okay

Okay
I'll feel okay
Okay

Cut it out of my mouth
Put my tongue on a pole
I won't sing any more
I'm losing control

Cut my tears of the sound
The erosion of my soul
I won't sing any more

I'm creeping my way out so you can see me
I'm crawling my way around 1,000 cities
You all stop and stare, I don't need your pity
I'm living my life in this hell

Just a little more, come on and satisfy me
Just a little more, come on and terrify me
Just a little more and I'll be done with it
Take my life and then I'll feel okay

Just a little more, come on and satisfy me
Just a little more, come on and terrify
Just a little more and I'll be done with it
Take my life and then I'll feel
Take my life and then I'll feel
Take my life and then I'll feel okay