Hmmm, profile?

Well to be honest I don't really have much to say about myself. I could try and divulge some information but then I would just end up spiraling into a sea confused ramblings and you will all no doubt think me completely mad. So what can I say? I have always been one to wonder what happened after the books ended and now I know that I am by no means the only one.

My first fanfiction is based on the adventures of Sherlock Holmes and is called The Adventure of the Woman with the Cane, please feel free to investigate if you're interested. NOW FINISHED!

I have a rather varied taste in fiction and have taken an interest in fanfictions based on Alias, Bones, Labyrinth, Van Helsing and the books written by Tamora Pierce. I hope to perhaps make my contributions to at least some of these areas in the future as well.

And that's it I guess.

Maybe I'll talk to some of you later on but if not I leave you with these words of wisdom:

'Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.' (Unknown)

Update: I have now started work on my first Labyrinth fanfiction. It's called Make Your Move and is destined to be a fairly short piece becuase at the moment I'm still experimenting. I wasn't supposed to post any more fanfiction until I had finsihed my Sherlock Holmes story so shame on me but what's done is done (or as Jareth would say what's said is said) so oh well. There's no going back now and I will just have to try and get it finished as soon as possible so I can finally move on.

Again that's all for the moment so I feel that I should perhaps supply some more profound words such as these:

'Learn to cut your fingernails with your left hand. One day you may lose your right arm' (Dave Allen)

Update (again): I have posted a COMPLETE Labyrinth one shot called Courting. It was just a random idea that I came up with and I apologise to anyone who is reading this and was hoping that I might continue it. It was always meant to be a one off kind of thing so unless I am suddenly and violently struck by inspiration then that's the way it is going to stay. The other two Fanfics ARE still in progress they're just going a bit slowly at the moment. I'm working on it guys so bear with me.

I don't truely have any words of wisdom to impart this time but I will say this:

'Guns don't kill people, people kill people and monkeys do too (if they've got a gun) (Eddie Izzard)

Update on that update: I've posted another one shot that will possibly turn into a mini series (mini being the key word). It stars a kid Jareth and a kid Sarah and was just a rather random thought I had. Check it out, let me know what you think.

And I leave you with these words:

'A man is like a pack of cards. You need a HEART to love him, a DIAMOND to marry him, a CLUB to bash his head in and a SPADE to bury the bastard' (Unknown)