Hey, I'm DarkSmile big shocker there. Sadly I deleted all my fics because I'm rewriting them. I most likely won't be writing any fics where Hinata is the main character so sorry Hinata lovers.

Anime I Like- (not in order ;p)

-Bleach

-Shigofumi

-Naruto (not that much anymore ;p)

-Vampire Knight

-Special A

-Perfect Girl Evolution/The Wallflower/ Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge

Manga-

-Bleach

-Naruto Shippuden

-Crimson Hero

-Vampire Knight

-Special A

-Do-Re-Mi-Fa-Sol-Ra-Si-Do

-Cat Street

-Double Arts

-and sooo many more that I'm forgetting ;p

Fav. Pairings-

-NaruIno- Naruto

-HitsuRuki- Bleach

-KyoSuna- Perfect Girl Evolution

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

You know you live in the year 2000+ when..

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

FuNnY QuOtEs I'vE fOuNd WhIle ViEwInG pRoFiLeS

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

Question if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revoling door

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too late to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown

"Do not walk behind me for i shall not lead
Do not walk before me for i shall not follow
Nor walk beside me, just off and leave me alone"

Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice

Question: if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it a hostage situation?

and who ever said anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski
through a revolving door

he shouldn't let his mind wander, its too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loniness
When all else fails, lower your standards.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta' die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
truck.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You can't fall off the floor.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
this one XD)

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

I'm prepared for all emergencies. But I'm totally unprepared for everyday
life.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
given opportunity (it's true i tell you!)

Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

You're a 90's kid if...

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

(I got that () from FireNutZuko's profile)

-A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be
sitting next to you laughing their ass off at you.

-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
pessimist fears it is true.

-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

-I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

-If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only
politicians left.

-Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder
if i'm a goldfish.

-Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend,
and easy to twist out of shape.

-A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

-A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
has their phone numbers in his address book.

-A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps themselves.

(I got that from Habit's profile)

Seventeen things to do at shops

2. Set all the alarms in House wares to go off at five-minute intervals

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms (preferably BEFORE the pissed janitor attempts to clean it up)

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a packet of M&M's on lay-by

5. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in House wares"... and see what happens

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' to a carpeted area

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding section

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"

9. Look right into the security camera and use as it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

11. Dart around the store suspiciously humming the 'Mission Impossible' tune

12. In the Auto-Department, practice your 'Madonna' look with different sized funnels

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the 'foetal position' and scream,” NO! NO! It's those VOICES again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and wait awhile; and then yell -very loudly-, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!"

17. When in the restroom start to pee and say "Oh why is it red?" ( make sure there are other people around when doing so)

(That was copied from grumpywinter's profile)

1. Get boxes of extra-small condoms and put them into people's carts when they aren't looking