| Ano-Hitori-Chichi |
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Bleach, Supernatural, Gabriel, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Child Thief, Doctor Who, StarTrek: The Original Series, District 9, and Inuyasha. I'm open and wanting people to tell me of stories they might want written, but don't or can't find time to do it themselves, and challenges! I do love challenges! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. You know you live in 2007 when...: 1. You haven't played solitaire with reall cards for years, or ever for that matter. 2. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is because they don't have a screen name or myspace. 3. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote, instead of just pushing the buttons on the t.v. 4. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 6. As you read this you keep nodding and smiling. 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends (the ones with screen names and myspace of course -) 8. And you were too busy to notice number 5. 9. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 10. And you laugh at yourself stupidly for falling for the oldest trick in the book. 11. Put this in your profile if you fell for it, and you know you did! I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world I don't have a COMMONLY KNOWN RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I’m a girl that actually eats LUNCH, so I MUST be fat I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have I now have a beta for His Little Henpi everyone! YAY ^.^ FEARMEfrancis!!! I also have a beta for New Blood, elfenwindakachrno!!! These are the ones that will be coming out next: -Updates 1. A Thousand Years Or So, chapter 3 2. Monsters Under the Bed, chapter 2 -Publishes: 1. Rusted From the Rain (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) 2. The Secret God (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) 3. Son of the Tides (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) 4. Chicken (Warriors) 5. You and Me (Hetalia- Axis Powers) 6. Fall of an Empire (Doctor Who/Transformers crossover) 7. I Walk in your Shadow (Vmapire Hunter D) 8. Teach Me (Full-Metal Alchemist slight Harry Potter crossover) | |||||||||
1. Keep Me Going reviewsThe Doctor has traveled for over nine-hundred years, and his shoulders are heavy. The Earth keeps on spinning and falling through space, and the Doctor always has a Companion. 12th Doctor and his Companion But could be any if you think about it .Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-15-10 - Published: 10-14-10 - Complete2. Apiphobia reviewsApiphobia: The fear of Bees. Wikus is full Poleepkwa now, and he's going to have to trust his fellow aliens, or die before he has a chance to choose for himself where he belongs...District 9 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-14-10 - Wikus V.D.M.3. Three Steps Behind reviewsIt was what we all did, the ones who were in my position. Guard the chair.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-14-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete4. Ad Mari Ad Mare Ad Mare » reviews"From Sea to Sea to Sea." These are the chronicles of Canada, his provinces and territories, and all the hell and high water that comes with having a big family and running a country at the same time! Good luck everyone!Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-14-10 - Published: 7-9-10 - Canada5. His Little Henpi » reviewsSesshomaru has had a guardian since the day he was born, his guardian is the rock, sunk deep into the earth, that he clings to as the crashing waves of life and hardship beat against his back. YaoiSlash, Onesided mention of Inu no TaishouHenpi HarryCrossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 10-14-10 - Published: 10-8-07 - Harry P. & Sesshomaru6. New Blood reviewsNick didn't die, neither did Avalon. Peter still brings children to the Devil Tree, but now it's up to Nick to train them in the war for the very survival of the Devils.Child Thief - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-13-10 - Peter & Nick7. Different in the Mist reviewsHe never would have done this with anyone else, but Nick was different. The first time they met had been the best night Peter had had in over a hundred years. He never wanted it to end. And no one would take it from him, no one. Fluffy, comfort.Child Thief - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-29-10 - Peter & Nick - Complete8. Falling Like Stars reviewsCanada had never understood what they meant by 'falling like stars'. But then he realized, that wasn't true at all, and stars really did fall.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-10 - Canada - Complete9. All the World reviewsThough a long period of time has past, all the sons of Genova only need each other now, and maybe their father, but will things stay this way for much longer, especially with an orginization trying to ressurect the fallen SOLDIER and hero of the planet?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-8-10 - Published: 9-1-07 - Cloud S. & Vincent V.10. Gabriel reviewsWhy Micheal knew what Gabriel was doing the night he was with Amitiel. And why he gave the last of his Grace to Gabriel at the end of it all.Gabriel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-7-09 - Complete11. Seven reviewsIt only took seven days after their gazes fell away. Why the angels are so attached to Dean. Oneshot.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-09 - Dean W. - Complete12. Lies From Him » reviewsIzuru's feelings and thoughts after Gin's betrayal. One of Two. Slash, if you squint, really it kinda jumps at you . Sadness, and makes you just wanna hold Izuru while he cries and beat Gin over the head with a heavy stick untill he gets some sense.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 2-9-08 - I. Kira & G. Ichimaru - Complete13. His King reviewsJust a little something I wrote while I was bored in class, and what I think a 'Powerful Inner-Hollow' like H.Ichigo, really should if he already doesn't feel about the soul he's in. So yeah.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-11-08 - Dark Ichigo & Ichigo K. - Complete14. Monsters Under the Bed reviewsHarry had never been happy in his short life, but when he's murdered and a hole new world is opened up to him, he finds that death might be the best things that's ever happened to him! Harry/harem lot's of different pairing sugestions, nothing concreteHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-11-08 - Harry P.15. A Thousand Years or So » reviewsHarry has had his fill of time travel over the millennia, and now wishes only to mourn his Sire in peace, but it seems that the Wizarding World has other ideas.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 9-1-07 - Harry P. & Severus S.