"The tasks of the day can pass with ease when a camel or I start on our knees. One master we serve the camel and I, and stay for that day completely dry."

Name: Salma Hashi

Age: Old enough...

Height: I grew!!

Likes: Naruto fanfiction, yaoi, yuri, writing, reading, ramen noodles,

Dislikes: homophobes, peanut butter,

Favorite Shows: Naruto, Fruits Basket, Static Shock, Negima, Kodocha, Big Wolf on Campus, CSI: Crime Scene Invertigation (the one in Vegas)

Favorite Pairings:

NARUTO

ShikamaruXChouji!! I absolutely llllloooooovvvvvveeee this pair!!

Shika/Sasu .

Sasu/Chou . (Lovely.)

Shika/Gaa

Sasu/Naru

Sasu/Gaa

Lee/Gaa

Kan/Gaa

Neji/Shika

Hina/anyone..

Ino/Hina

Tem/Ten

Kaka/Iru

Gai/Anko

Gai/Kaka (adorable!!)

Gai/Iru

Asuma/Kure

Ita/Kisa

Shika/Saku

Dei/Saso

Neji/Saku

Oro/Jira

Kan/Chou

Shino/Kiba

FRUITS BASKET

Kyo/Yuki

Kyo/Saki

Kyo/Haru

Arisa/Saki

Saki/anyone..

Kyo/Tohru

Yuki/Kagura

Kagura/Tohru

Hatori/Ayame

Hatori/Shigure

Hatori/Akito

Kureno/Arisa

Kyo/Ritsu

BIG WOLF ON CAMPUS

Tommy/Merton.

CSI

Nick/Archie

Warrick/Nick

Warrick/Greg

Nick/Hodges

Nick/David(the coroner guy)

Nick/Gil

Nick/Greg

Gil/Greg

Nick/Brass

Warrick/Hodges

Warrick/Catherine

Warrick/Archie (Brownie)

Catherine/Sara

LEAST Favorite Pairings:

Sasu/Saku(-shudders- don't even JOKE about that... gross)

Yuki/Tohru (eww...)

Naru/Saku (GOD no.. -shudders-)

Tommy/Lori

Tommy/Stacy

Tommy/Becky

Merton/Stacy

Merton/Lori

Sara/Gil

Nick/Sara

Greg/Sara

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

.:Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong:.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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.:LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES:.
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

_Quotes_

"I subtracted the plus that tried to divide us so our friendship could multiply." -Flapjack (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack)

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door."

"Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children."

"I think, therefore I'm dangerous."

"I try not to sound cold, cruel or bitter, but I am, so that's how it comes out." -Forgot Who It Was .'

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US650."
- Ad in Jakarta Post, should have read Condo (Nice...)

"It's all very complex. Or else it's very simple. Or perhaps both. Or neither."

"Hang yourself, or I'll kill you." -My brother, Hashim

"Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process." -M.C Escher

"Break the mold! Have the biggest vision you can! If you cannot dream it, it cannot occur." -Judy Baca

"In a crazy world, it's only insanity that will keep us sane." -Leo Buscaglia

Here's a joke!

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red sea? (It get's wet) .

What letters did the man recite to his car when he ran out of gas ?
( O-I-C-U-R-M-T )

How do you make a lemon drop ?
(Hold it and let it go.)

What did Napoleon become after his twenty-ninth year?
(Thirty years old.)

A lion spots a monkey walking through the jungle. He grabs him by the neck and roars "Who's the king of the jungle?".
The frighten monkey says, "You are, of course, your majesty."
The lion does this to several other animals, with the same results. Then the lion goes up to an elephant, grabs him by the trunk and roars, "Who's the king of the jungle?"
The elephant picks the lion up with his trunk, bounces him a few times on the ground, grabs his tail, twirls the lion around over his head, and then lets him go flying into a mud puddle.
The lion looks up at the elephant and says, "Well, if you don't know the answer, just say so !"

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Huh?" "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No." (Man, I love that!!)

Your mother is so poor, each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers

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