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Author has written 18 stories for Fruits Basket, Blank Slate, Naruto, Time Hollow, Pokémon, Death Note, I Am the Messenger, Golden Sun, and Legend of Zelda.
The name's Mar. Luna Mar. I mean, MarLuna.
The points is: WELCOME TO MY PROFILE DEAR GREAT READERS!!
If you have somehow stumbled upon here, please note that I try my best to update my story STARS THROUGH THE SKIES as soon as possible. Thus, this limits my writing time on any other of my stories.
If there hasn't been any updates, then there's a few reasons for that.
I'm drawing on DA. Go follow me if you will.
If that's a no, then I'm playing Pokemon Pearl or White. OR Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time!
If NONE OF ABOVE, then I'm avoiding you.
I kid! I'm probably just lazy or not in the mood or working on another story.
Please note that I have cleaned my profile and stories. Therefore, the flimsy stories that I feel iffy about have been removed.
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~MARMAR, THE EPIC NINJA/AUTHORESS
OC PICTURES IN MY STORY STARS THROUGH THE SKIES!
Maikee –[Outfit: ]
Jillian (but black hair that's shoulder length) –
Darren (the dude with green hair) –
Étienne/Jean-Paul (they're cousins that look alike) –
Kyle (but with black hair) –
OH DEAR AWESOME AUTHORESS MARMAR, WE READERS KNOW NOTHING MORE BUT YOUR MERE NAME. PLEASE DO ENLIGHTEN US!
Oh you readers, you flatter me. Of course I can! What do you want to know?
HOW OLD ART THOU?
To be blunt, 17. GET IT IN YOUR SKULLS THAT I ALSO GO TO SCHOOL. AND USE MOST OF MY TIME TO PLAY BADMINTON AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES. Ahem.
WHAT DOES THOU LOOK LIKE?
Ohoho, I get this question a lot (not really). I have curly brown hair a little past my shoulders with straight square-cut bangs that end at my eyebrows. My eyes are cocoa brown and I wear glasses. I'm very sexy ;D
HOW DID THOU BECOME SO EPIC AND AWESOME?
Oh dear readers, it's easy! To be awesome, you must believe you are awesome! If you don't, the magic fades! It is very important to believe in yourselves! And try your best! That's also something to keep in mind! Not everyone is perfect, you know.
DOES THOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THE FUTURE?
Haha nope. After completing STARS, WISH, HOPE and DISREGARD, I'm pretty sure I'll be finished with school. Other than that lame estimation, I don't have any future plans. Maybe write moar? Or maybe become a professor? Maybe go crazy and have a major dance party that will then lead me to getting into jail? I still haz no ideaz.
OH MARMAR, WHAT RANDUM YOU HAVE! HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT A CAREER IN WRITING BOOKS OR JOURNALISM?
I have, and I have chosen to try and get a Masters in English. I would be very honored to even get some of my work published in a library.
LETS MOVE AWAY FROM THOSE THOUGHTS OF YOURS! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK?
Audrey Wait! is my top fav. Nothing beats writing like Robin Benway does!
John Tucker Must Die is a must watch. Just saying.
Or Transformers. Still just saying.
LEMON ALL THE WAY!
WHAT DO YOU HATE THE MOST ABOUT SCHOOL?
It's French. Need I say more?
IS MARMAR YOUR REAL NAME?
Nope! It's just Mar ;D
DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD ONCE HAPPEN TO YOU?
Two things that I can consider bad. One, broke my clavicle (that's the shoulder bone, for those who don't know). Two, got cancer. Big woop.
OH MARMAR, WHO KNEW YOU HAD SUCH A FAIL LIFE?
BUT LET'S MOVE ON! WHAT DO YOU LIKE MORE IN LIFE?
...The fact that you don't exist...
WHAT WAS THAT?
Nothing! I said "The fact that Twilight doesn't exist! The movie sucked balls. Not that I watched it."
OH! I SEE! KNOWING YOU, GREAT MARMAR, YOU ARE PROCRASTINATING ON SOMETHING BY WRITING YOUR STORIES. WHAT ARE YOU PROCRASTINATING ON?
YOU ARE SUCH A FREAK, YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?
BUT ANYWAY! HOW DID YOU BECOME SUCH AN EPIC AUTHORESS?
I read a lot of books and wrote a lot of stories. Everything becomes automatic after a while. I still have to improve though, I can see some of my faults easily.
ARE YOU GOING TO CREATE ANYMORE STORIES AFTER YOU FINISH THOSE YOU ALREADY HAVE ON THIS SITE?
Considering I already did, it's too late to say no. Are we done with this yet?
NOPE! TELL US, HOWS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Like a Panda's. Unproductive.
AWW! WHAT A SAD FAIL BABY OF LIFE YOU ARE!
NOW NOW, LANGUAGE! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON?
Raichu! And then it's Woopers! And then Grumpig and Banette. I lurve teh chubby Pokemon. It's even better that their mini forms are so dang cute x3
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF STORY TO WRITE?
Pokemon, and if you don't meant that, you vague narrator, then the genre would be humor.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR OWN WRITING STYLE?
Neat and to the point. Why be like Stephanie Meyer and write a bunch of stuff that makes people zone out?
FAVORITE KIND OF MUSIC TO ROCK OUT TO?
VOCALOID ALL THE WAY! THERE IS NO WAY SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE THEM?!! (Save the people in my English class, they freakin' bashed them (without even knowing what they were!) until I felt like strangling them tenfold and then unleashing unholy constipation on them.)
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Didn't I already answer this? I find myself very sexy to the point where I'm not noticed! ;D
FAVORITE NARUTO CHARACTER?
It's a tie between 'Sori and Deidei. HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THEIR AWESOMENESS?! SERIOUSLY!
WHAT IS YOUR ONION ON--
HAHAHA! YOU SAID ONION!
WHATEVER! WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON--
You mean onion.
DID I ASK YOU?
Fine then. Be a meanie head. I don't care.
YES YOU DO.
No. Go back to the questions!
YOU'RE JUST CHANGING THE SUBJECT BECAUSE YOU LOST~!
No, I'm really changing it because if we kept on this conversation, I would punch you in the face.
YEAH RIGHT! YOU'RE SUCH A WIMP MARMAR!
You want to test that?
I warned you~
...you're pouting? Jeez, I'm leaving then.
FINE. NOT LIKE I CARE.
~MARMAR HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Marizzle. I like it ;3
DETECTIVE NAME: (fave colour and fave animal): Blue turtle. Awww, so cute!
AMERICAN STATE NAME: (First letter of name and state that fits): Mississippi! Go for the Ss!
SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Christine Woodward. Wow, that's a mouthful.
STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Savmadig. Oh yes, call me Savmadig now!
SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Pink lemonade! See what I did there? (If not, then I used my second fav color "pink lemonade" with my fav drink "pink lemonade", see? Aren't I punny?)
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie. Simple, eh?
GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lily. FEAR MEH!
I wanted to put my character sheets for my OCs, team 14. But I figured that would be stupid, since no one likes to read about other's OCs unless it's integrated in a story OR they are looking for some. SO, I will only put in their summaries here just in case some are wondering who the hack they are. And if you want to put them in your stories and would like to know more, just PM me and I'll gladly pass on their character sheets.
Hard worker that can never seem to concentrate, Meiko, the usually sweet and innocent girl we know, really kicks but when she transforms into a deranged psychopath who wants nothing more than to find her mother.
Genius from birth, young Hiroshi tries his best to become the a great Jonin that everyone could look up to, but how can he do that when his crush and teammate won’t stop yelling at him every minute of every day? This clueless boy has a long way to go, but with a steady heart, he will come to accept his inner softie and will go far.
Fast at creating strategies and diversions, this boy is capable to knock anyone out with touch of his crafty Genjustus, unlike how you may believe him to be a simple push-over. A simple weakness, his sword skills!
And then their's Yondey. He's like a doting mother in a male body. He has a wife, but they can't have children so he thinks of his team as them. Will put his life on the line if it means keeping them safe from any kind of danger.
These character are going to be twisted around a bit in my stories. But the original original story of them will be coming out soon as a one-shot called Living Doll. Please look forward to it!
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
7. Thou shall not skip class.
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
Sayings People Need For Every Day Life To Cheer Themselves Up
I did not slap you. I simply high fived your face.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
Forecast for tonight: darkness
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile.
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