| Zoey Rowan |
Author has written 41 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Black Jewels Trilogy, Harry Potter, Wheel of Time, Monty Python, Star Wars, Vampires, and Doctor Who. Hey guys!! Welcome you to my profile! Just a few things about me: Age: None of yours! Stories Proposed/In the works: Hey Juliet: A Love Story Hungry Like the Wolf When I Said I Do I Shagged Bill Weasley Because the Nargles Told Me Oh, my best friend, KoK drew a picture of Loup for me! Loup!! And here are some Polyvore sets I created for characters in Operation Werewolf and sequels: WHOOT! My Writers: SomthingMachineBloodyRose90 An Officer's Life - Author Unknown You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding, He just got done with a accident where people died because they were going to fast. Favorite Quotes: "I will beat you within an inch of your life and stomp on the inch!" Betrothed and Oblivious by Social-flutterby "The next person to compare Stephane Meyer to JK Rowling will be bitch slapped so hard their genitals will fall off." The Battle of the Sexes will never be won, there is to much fraternizing with the enemy. End Homophobia I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. | |||||||
1. I Shagged Bill Weasley Because the Nargles Told Me » reviewsTitle: I Shagged Bill Weasley Because the Nargles Told Me To: A Collection. Drabbleish fics I wrote because I was bored. Various Characters/pairings. Het, Yaoi, Yuri, etc. Enjoy the nonsense!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-12 - N. Tonks & Bill W.2. Operation Werewolf » reviewsBEING REWRITTEN, STAY TUNED! Genetic experiments. That's what the MoM is up to now. The Order is called in to help protect an escaped experiment, an unlikely guardian is chosen. GW/OC, HP/LL, RW/HG.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-3-12 - Published: 11-5-09 - Ginny W. & OC - Complete3. Hey Juliet: A Love Story reviewsDraco and Juliet. They have hated, loved, lost, been each other's worst enemies and dearest lovers. This is their story. Draco/fem!Harry, AU, don't like, don't read!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-5-11 - Draco M. & Harry P.4. A Rose by Any Other Name reviews"Your name is Gallifree, after your dad's lost world. Gallifree Tyler, the newest Time Lady." Popped into my head after watching Season 2 finale, Doomsday. I guess you could call it A/U, if you wanna be a stickler for detail. My 1st DW story, so be nice!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-21-11 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete5. What's Your Poison? » reviewsCause sometimes a little liquor is all you need... Harry and Bill find their relationship is a bit deeper than they thought at the bottom of a bottle.. Written for Kamerreon's Rare Slash Pairing. Slash implied, rated for alcohol abuse, mostly.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-8-11 - Published: 1-20-10 - Harry P. & Bill W. - Complete6. Obliviate! reviewsGilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-11 - Gilderoy L. & Harry P. - Complete7. Of Myths and Canines reviewsThere is a myth that crops up every now and then in the halls of Hogwarts. It says that the station of Kings Crossing is enchanted. Slash, just something I thought up while watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. That's right, bitches, I'm back!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-11 - Harry P. & Lee J. - Complete8. What Malfoy's Don't Do reviewsMalfoys don't sleep on couches. Harry and Draco have a fight and Draco ends up on the couch. Fluffy and angsty, but it all works out in the end. Written for Kamerreon's Secret Santa Fic Exchange.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-1-11 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete9. Fate reviewsHarry gets hit by a curse while on a dig. Just a random ficlet.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-16-10 - Harry P. & Seamus F. - Complete10. Stay reviewsShe had always known he was going to leave...but she had still given in, allowed herself that small hope. One of my takes on the sudden disappearance of our least favorite pug-faced pureblood.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-10 - Pansy P. & Draco M. - Complete11. Steel reviewsIn the magical world, there are few rules and guidelines that must be followed...one of the most important rules of all, though, is that you cannot bind most magics with steel.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-10 - Astoria G. & Draco M. - Complete12. Ginny Weasley Writes a Letter reviewsGinny knows she's different, and the knowledge has driven her to find herself in drugs and beer. When she writes a letter to her father, pouring out her heart, everything changes. Family!Remus/Ginny. GW/NLHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-25-10 - Ginny W. & Remus L. - Complete13. Another One Bites the Dust reviewsBlaise was manipulated into betraying his friends...This is the alternate sequel to Somebody to Love, featuring a manipulated Blaise. :DHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-10 - Blaise Z.14. Highway to Hell » reviewsBlaise wanted to have Draco all to himself...but his plan backfired. Draco/Ginny, onesided Blaise/Draco. Title from the AC/DC song. Sequel to Somebody to LoveHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-6-10 - Published: 3-27-10 - Blaise Z. & Draco M. - Complete15. I Never ForgotIan happens upon Eirien early one morning and has a little talk with her. One-shot for the Phoenix Files, takes place after Return.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Published: 4-2-10 - Draco M. & OC - Complete16. Highway 20 Ride reviewsHarry is going to pick up his kids from his ex-wife's house...fluffy, probably too many details, again. Oh well. Read and review, please! Title from the Zac Brown Band song.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-10 - Harry P. - Complete17. Somebody to Love » reviewsGinny wakes up somewhere she doesn't recognize, only to find an all to familiar face in the shower. Title from the Queen song.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-26-10 - Published: 3-21-10 - Ginny W. & Draco M. - Complete18. Slytherin Goddess » reviewsRaea Slytherin and Lucas Gryffindor-Malfoy were lovers killed for being together. Centuries later, they have found each other and come into their elemental birthrights. Bad Summary, funny-cliched story. Testing myself with this one, R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-11-10 - Published: 3-2-10 - Ginny W. & Draco M.19. Forever reviewsHow did Snape and Lily break it off? Just a one-shot expanding on J.K.Rowling's established plotline. Heehee, canon for once.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-10 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete20. Hogwarts Never EndsBased off the song "High School Never Ends" by Bowling for Soup. Got bored while writing Pictures...Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Published: 1-3-10 - Complete21. Lover Unrequited » reviewsLhust was Xhex's best friend growing up. When she shows up after a hundred years, threatening everything Xhex has built, what's our favorite security guard to do? A/U Black Dagger Brotherhood by J. R. Ward. Xhex/John Matthew-Tehrror, implied Blay/QhuinnVampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-10 - Published: 10-14-09 - Complete22. Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts » reviewsI love these, decided to do my own. Drabbles, one shots, a few duo and tri shots. Will be updated slowly, just warning. First up is Sirius and his Drawers.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-25-09 - Sirius B. & Harry P.23. Pictures of the Past » reviewsA picture says a thousand words and a book of them tells a history so powerful and magical it is impossible to believe. When a descendant of Eragon Shadeslayer finds a photo album put together by him, the tales are once again told. A/U, Shadeslayer tale.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-30-09 - Published: 11-12-09 - Eragon S. & Brom24. Just Because » reviewsSurreal is having a hard time accepting her daughter is old enough to have her Birthright Ceremony. Light, childish fluff. Platonic!Surreal/Rainier. Shortfic for Children of Witch, during Child of Witch.Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 10-29-08 - Surreal - Complete25. Their Characters, Our World » reviewsWhat would happen if some characters from books made it into our world? Well, first off, we need to decide who those characters would be.Crossover - Wheel of Time & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 2-5-09 - Mat C. & Eragon S. - Complete26. Duty: A Shadeslayer Story » reviewsBrom and Eldrey, the twin grandsons of Eragon Shadeslayer are now grown men. While one is chosen as a Rider, the other is left to fend for himself. What could push a man so far that he would betray his family and race? Full summary inside. Complete!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,590 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 9-9-09 - Eragon S. & Murtagh - Complete27. War reviewsThe last words Harry spoke to his love before he fought Voldemort for the last time. HP/LL. Drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-09 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete28. Draco Malfoy and the Demon Cat » reviewsDraco has always hated cats. He didn't know why, maybe because they reminded him too much of himself. But when his beloved wife and daughter bring one home, how can he refuse? Phoenix Files collection of cat themed one-shots. A/U. Complete for now.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 6-30-09 - Draco M. - Complete29. Return » reviewsPhoenix has kept a secret for thirteen years. Now, it's come back and Ian has to deal with it. Ouch. Second Phoenix Files story. A/U Book 6. R&R! DM/GWHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,701 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 5-9-09 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete30. Rogue: A Shadeslayer Story »We all know how Dail grew up, the elfish princess, loved by the Riders. But what about her mate, Caleb? What events made him the man he is today? This is the story of the rogue half-breed.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,567 - Published: 8-22-09 - Eragon S. - Complete31. Aiedail Shadeslayer » reviewsEragon's daughter, Aiedail, has followed in her father's footsteps and become a Dragon Rider. She and her best friend, Caleb, have had several adventures together. They are about to have their biggest adventure yet when a Shade appears in Alagaesia.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 59,968 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 6-2-07 - Eragon S. & Arya - Complete32. Light's Out! reviewsAnd finally, the last story I wrote for the Murtagh Movie Quote Challenge. Ta-Da!Crossover - Star Wars & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-09 - Arya - Complete33. No, He's My Brother! reviewsAnother Murtagh Movie Quote. LOL, I hope ya'll are enjoying them!Crossover - Star Wars & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-09 - Arya - Complete34. Murtagh, I Am reviewsAnother One-shot for the Murtagh Movie Quote Challenge. :DCrossover - Star Wars & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-09 - Murtagh - Complete35. Wind reviewsA One shot I wrote for the Halloween Haunting Challenge at SFF.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-09 - Eragon S. & Arya - Complete36. Crossing the Bridge of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! reviewsI was inspired by the Murtagh Movie Quote Challenge on Shur'tugal Fan Fiction to write this story, because they wouldn't let me use Monty Python as a quote referance. Enjoy!Crossover - Monty Python & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-22-09 - Eragon S. - Complete37. Son of Deception » reviewsKiernan Saetan Daemon Sadi. Red Jewelled Warlord Prince of Hayll, Terreille. When he finds himself attracted to one woman, what will he do about his daughter and lover? Book 2 of the Children of Witch.Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,204 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 7-10-08 - Complete38. Enemies Through Time » reviewsDraco and Ginny work NYPD Homicide. True to generations of wizards, they clash again and again as they are forced to work together. Can eternal enemies find common ground when all that they've built is threatened? Summary inside! Complete! A/U Bk 6 DM/GWHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 2-9-09 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete39. The Perils of Eggs reviewsGinny comes over to Ron and Hermione's house for breakfast...or is it pukefast? Oneshot, just a little something I thought of while working on Murder Squad. Enjoy! Canon, WOW, that's first from me.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 11-6-08 - Ginny W. & Hermione G. - Complete40. Somethings Are Stronger Than Blood reviewsSurreal has gotten over Falonar and taken a new lover. When he abandons her, Surreal flees to Terreille to consider her situation. Five months later, someone appears on her doorstep, the one person she had hoped not to see anytime soon. One shot for CoW!Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-27-08 - Surreal & Rainier - Complete41. Child of Witch » reviewsTersa Rose Sadi. Daughter of Witch. Black Jeweled Healer, Queen, Black Widow. Troublemaker. Passionate Lover. Her life is perfect, until it is shattered by an accident.Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,796 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 10-10-07 - Complete