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Location: The Hill Country of Texas, USA
Best Friend: Kohakuhime of Konoha Read her stories!! They are great!!

Stories Proposed/In the works:

Hey Juliet: A Love Story
Summary: Draco and Juliet. They have hated, loved, lost, been each other's worst enemies and dearest lovers. This is their story. Draco/fem!Harry

Of Moonbeams and Veela Wings: HARRY POTTER
Summary: There is a much different reaction when a female Veela comes into her inheritance. Draco/Veela!Luna

In Which Charlie Saves a Puffskein and Gets the Girl: HARRY POTTER
Summary: Very vague idea about a story for Charlie/Tonks

Oh, my best friend, KoK drew a picture of Loup for me! Loup!! And here are some Polyvore sets I created for characters in Operation Werewolf and sequels: WHOOT!

An Officer's Life - Author Unknown

You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding, He just got done with a accident where people died because they were going to fast.
You wonder why that cop is so mean, He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a Kid.
You work for 8 hours, He works for up to 18 hours
You drink hot coffee to stay awake, The cold rain in the middle of the night keeps him awake.
You complain of a headache and called in sick, He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before.
You drink coffee on your way to the Mall, He spills his coffee as he runs Code 3 to a traffic stop with kids Trapped inside.
You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house, He makes sure his gun is clean and full loaded and his vest is tight.
You talk trash about your buddies that arent with you, He watches his buddy get shot at, and wounded in front of him.
You walk down the beach,staring at all the pretty girls, He walks down the highway looking for body parts from a traffic accident.
You complain how hot it is, He wears 50 pounds of gear and a bullet proof vest in July and still runs around chasing Crack Heads.
You yell and scream at the Squad car that just passed you because they slowed you down, He's in the driver seat of the squad car, going to cut somebody out of their car.
You roll your eyes when a baby cries, He picks up a dead child and wishes that it was crying.
You criticize your police department and say they are never there quick enough, He blasts his siren while the person in front of him refuses to move while talking on their cell phone.
You hear jokes about fallen Officers and say they shouldve known better, He is a hero and runs into situations when everyone else is running away, in order to make sure no one else get's hurt and loses his life doing it.
You sit there and judge him, saying there a waste of money to have them around, Yet as soon as you need help he is there.

Favorite Quotes:

"I will beat you within an inch of your life and stomp on the inch!" Betrothed and Oblivious by Social-flutterby

"The next person to compare Stephane Meyer to JK Rowling will be bitch slapped so hard their genitals will fall off."

'Cathleen McKinnon snorted at her son, and raised an eyebrow as if to say 'please, we both know that you masterminded this, and if you didn't it's only because the devious hell-spawn on your immediate right beat you to it (devious hell-spawn being an affectionate (and accurate) term of endearment for her daughter).' Amorevolous by An-Jelly-Ca

'The weeks leading up to the end of term flew by in a rush of end-of-year tests and reports, and James's and Sirius's determination to get at least eight good pranks in before the holidays started. In those weeks, it was not unusual to see Snape storming by with a lime green Mohawk and a message reading "I heart Gryffindors" emblazoned across his forehead; or a group of Hufflepuffs who couldn't do anything except waddle to the hospital wing when their entire bodies except for their heads and feet had been transfigured into giant pompoms."They look quite cute like that," James defended himself and Sirius, when Remus demanded to know why they had targeted innocent Hufflepuffs. "Very huffy and puffy."' Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 25 by Moonsign

"Oh cute!" James exclaimed, finally breaking free, flopping down on the seat opposite Regulus and planting his feet on Peter's lap. "Look! It's a pint-size Sirius!" "He has a name, James," Remus said. "Yeah – Mini-Siri!" Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 27 by Moonsign

"So… worried about the Giant Squid?" Peter asked Regulus, kicking James's feet off his lap. "Er… should I be?" "You should," James said solemnly. "I heard that three first years didn't make it over the lake last year." "What?" "Yup," Sirius said, shaking his head. "Once minute – happily paddling away in their boat. Next minute – Squid food!" Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 27 by Moonsign

'"I don't think I'm good enough," Peter said mournfully. "Remember the time I crashed in first year." "Yeah, that was really bad flying, Pete," Sirius agreed, grinning as he remembered. "Well, I didn't see it in time to stop." "Peter, it was the wall of Hogwarts. Five billion tons of solid stone castle. How could you have missed that?" James demanded. "I had my eyes closed so I would forget the fact I was off the ground." "Idiot!"' Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 27 by Moonsign

"We're your pack?" he asked, feeling embarrassed himself as his voice cracked. "I'm sorry," Remus mumbled, without looking up. "I can't help it. It's Moony's influence." "Sorry?" James said. "Why? This is brilliant! We're not just the Marauders – we're also a werewolf pack! We're the best friends ever! Nothing will ever come between us!" Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 27 by Moonsign

"I don't want to wake up yet," Remus complained, as Sirius dragged him by his sleeve through the doors and to the Gryffindor table. "Yes you do!" Sirius told him cheerfully. "It's your pack's first proper Quidditch match. You want to be here." "No, I don't. I want a new pack. Some Hufflepuffs. Who don't enjoy Quidditch and hibernate in the winter."..."I've changed my mind," Remus announced. "I don't want a new pack. I want to be a hedgehog. Then I can sleep when I like, get fed and carried around in someone's warm pocket." "And transfigured into a pincushion," James reminded him. "And charmed red and gold," added Peter. Remus gave up and chewed sleepily on the sausage in his hand. Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 36 by Moonsign

"NO!" Neil ran forward and fell to his knees at her feet. "I love you dearest Angela. I will do anything for you! Just don't subject me to Remus's cooking!" Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 36 by Moonsign

"Sofas, curtains, carpet," Neil added to Mrs. Potter who was watching the scene with a mixture of amusement and trepidation. "All smoking, and Remus standing in the middle going 'my map, my map!' It took a lot of restoration spells, I can tell you." Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 36 by Moonsign

"Which is?" Remus asked with resignation. "To own a whole herd of motorbikes," Sirius said proudly. "And when I inherit Grimmauld Place, I'll keep one in every room and ride them up and down the stairs all day." "They won't work in such a magical environment," Remus said. "Muggle technology doesn't mix well with magic." "Then I'll alter them to run on magic," Sirius said, unfazed. "You could help me, Rem." "Yay for me," Remus said dryly. Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 37 by Moonsign

"If you dare finish that sentence," Remus interrupted with a growl in his voice, "I will personally lock you and James in a closet together for three days and only let you out once you've made out with him for half an hour." "That's a cruel and unusual punishment!" Lily accused, looking a mixture of amused and slightly disturbed. "I am a cruel and unusual person," Remus answered, glowering at her. Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 40 by Moonsign

"Remind me never to mock you for your shameless pleading to Pomfrey again." "I was never as shameless as you," Remus said, feeling indignant. "Besides – it's your own fault for getting yourself into a life-threatening situation." "Me?" Sirius raised his eyebrows. "Like you're one to talk. You're the one who's always knocking on Death's door." "I never knock on Death's door," Remus told him. "I ring the bell and run. He hates that." Casting Moonshadows: Chapter by Moonsign

"Well, putting aside the moral implications for a while, there is now a large portion of the first and second year population who have been left with the impression that sex involves humping your best friend's arm while dressed as a sock!" "We were just doing our bit in the effort to reduce teenage pregnancy." Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 56 by Moonsign

What are these giant fabric tubes lying all over your floor, Wormtail?" "Sleeping bags. You sleep in them." James and Sirius looked at them with interest. "Cool. I get to go to bed dressed as a sausage roll," said Sirius. "Muggles are brilliant. I don't know how they come up with these things." Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign

"Come under here, then and keep your hands to yourself, please. This arse is the property of one Lily Evans." "You'd better give her the receipt when you offer it as a gift to her then," Sirius told him, slipping under the cloak and heading for the door outside. "I reckon she might want to exchange it." "Git." "Tosser." "SQUEEeeeeep!" "Nice one, Wormtail." "Where did a nice rat like you learn such language anyway?" "Ee-eep!" "Ah, that explains it. I told you dating a Ravenclaw bint with a moustache was a bad idea. They always have hidden kinks. Here, move out the way, Pomfrey's coming back." Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign

"I vote we do snowmen next. They wouldn' expect us to do tha'," said the Australian gleefully. Marik wrinkled his nose as he pulled on his jacket. "But I don't really like snow," he said. "It's kind of an Egypt thing—we don't really like cold and wet."Valon grinned. "'ow about multi-colored snowmen?" "…As long as they aren't yellow." Valon and Marik looked at each other for a long moment before they were forced to smother their laughter. Come Together by Kohakuhime of Konoha

Valon shrugged. "Curiosity killed the kitty, chum." Alister raised an eyebrow. "Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." Come Together by Kohakuhime of Konoha

"Well, it's like this, Aaron," Dave replied patiently, trying to ignore the way JJ's body wriggled enticingly beside him, "-when you slide your hot dog into somebody else's bun without bothering to wrap it in cheese first, you aren't allowed to be surprised when the mustard gets all over the meat." "Ughhh! You are revolting," JJ shuddered, making a face as she pinched his ear, sliding her plate away as she suddenly vowed to never eat again. Unexpected Surprises by ilovetvalot

"Oi, Malfoy, Ced and I've learned some new variations on the Rainbow Bum charm over the summer...want me to show you on my prat of a godfather?" Harry asked. Sirius glared at Harry, then turned to the Malfoys. "Cissy, Lucius...isn't there a charm to turn children into something useful...like, say, flobberworms?" "Why, Sirius, I believe there is," Narcissa smiled. "Hmm...can't say I know the flobberworm version, but I'm certain there's a book in the Malfoy library with a charm that turns the little buggers into dung beetles," Lucius smiled. Not to be outdone, Harry turned to Draco and grinned. "So, Draco...after the tragic accident--for which we'll have perfect alibi's, of course--just how much do you think we'll inherit from these two?" he asked, indicating Lucius and Sirius with a jerk of his head. Draco pretended to think. "Umm...scads and scads of galleons? Oh, and don't forget the properties, and titles..." Harry sighed theatrically. "It's so sad really, both your father and my godfather, cut down in their prime." "I agree, such a tragic waste of human life," Draco agreed, his face comically sad. Sirius glared at both boys. "Silence, future dung beetles! Or, should we just sell them both to St. Mungo's for medical experiments, Lucius?" "What is the muggle saying? That children should be sealed in barrels and fed through the bunghole until they turn eighteen? Then, at eighteen, you should seal up the bung?" Lucius answered, a smile tugging at his lips. "It shouldn't be too difficult to find a cooper to provide us with suitable barrels on short notice," he said casually. Draco turned to Harry and smirked savagely. "So, Potter...if we fed the bodies to a dragon, do you think the aurors would ever catch on?" Narcissa cut off the exchange by stepping forward and offering her hand to Cedric. "Mr. Diggory, I'm Narcissa Black Malfoy, and it seems that none of these louts will ever properly introduce us," she said, her voice cutting off the others. "Since between the two of us, we'll inherit everything from these four idiots--after they all suddenly disappear--I think we should get to know one another now, don't you?" Cedric laughed and took her hand, raising it to his lips. "I think that's a splendid idea, dear lady. Absolutely splendid!" At this, Lucius, Sirius, Harry and Draco all looked a bit nervous, then relaxed when Narcissa smiled brightly. "Actually, Mr. Diggory, I believe that we should keep all of them around, at least for the time being. Life would be so dull without them, don't you agree?" One Wizarding Summer: Chapter 57 by twistyguru

End Homophobia

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.