Hey all FF users!!

Just a little (or a lot) about me!

First Name: Dorinda

Nicknames: DoeDoe, Dory the Retard Fishy, Dee, and Dumbass.

Gender: Female and proud!

Age: 15

Birthday (Send gifts!!): March 19th

Parents: Joy (56) and James (55) Divorced...Probably step-mom: Ellen (age unknown, as if I wanted to know.)

Siblings: Deirdra (12)...Probably 2 step-sisters: Kris (27) and Kerri (24)

Friends: Leila, Aly Cat, Kristina, Iris, Sara, Chris, Brendan, Ashley, Kelly, Sam Titties, Punk Jackie, Slut Jackie, Sage, Olivia, Margot, Kayla, Gabby B., Carolin B., Loren, Laura, Emily, Hoepez, Camila, Gillian, Jen Z., Rakina, Marlena, Kalia, Jessica, Leah, Melanie, Haeun, Adam, Sam K., Will, Steven, Andy, Katie G., Katie M., Jessie, Kristen, Emi, Megan, Rachel, Katelyn, Aleisha, Liz and many more!! Love you all!!

(The Monkey Tails Friendship Club will live forever! We're Sleepy & Dopey and together we make up 2/7 of Snow White's dwarfs. Not really. But I promised not to think too hard about holiday cookies! Love ya, Leila!)

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Religion (if anyone is offended by this, sorry in advance): Atheist

Likes: Fanfiction and writing, spoilers, Z100 and music, the beach, clothes, my computer, the interweb (as House calls it!), my cell phone (EnV2, can't live without it), my sisters at heart (you know who you think you are) they're my BFFLs, Starbucks, long-term and long-distance relationships, trouble, experimenting (about what? if I told you then I'd have to kill you =P), reading, parties.

Dislikes: Really bad and old music, cheating, preps, smoking, steak, bugs, biological sisters (they are annoying), PMS, break-ups and the concept of love.

Fascinated by: Fire, lava lamps, shadows, shiny objects, stopwatches, a spinning penny, wind, and pendulums.

Scared by: People popping up behind me (It scares the living shit out of me), spiders/bugs, and jack-o-lanterns.

Stuff that annoys me (if you are not a complete moron then you won't do this stuff): Be in my face, confront me about stuff I did wrong, and get me wet...I'm a CAT (sorta, not really), blaming me...I like to get in my own trouble! =P

Music: Avril Lavigne, Paramore, P!nk, Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, 3 Doors Down, Simple Plan, Hinder, Placebo, Sum 41, Superchick, Britney Spears, Rihanna, Katharine McPhee, Massive Attack, Fall Out Boy, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (Your Guardian Angel: Best song ever!!), Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, Nelly Furtado, The Veronicas, Timbaland, Boys Like Girls, All-American Rejects, Carrie Underwood, Christina Agulera, Fergie, Saving Jane, Shiny Toy Guns, Flyleaf, Justin Timberlake and Z100.

Clothes: Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, American Eagle, Aeropostale, Hot Topic, PacSun, Juicy Couture, Uggs, Low-top Converse, Law Jeans, Steve Madden and Macy's.

TV: House, M.D. (duh!), Bones, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Without A Trace, Hopkins, Primetime: Medical Mysteries, Mythbusters, Penn & Teller, CSI, Gilmore Girls, Two and a Half Men, Family Guy, Friends, and the The Appentice.

Movies: Grind, Rumor Has It, No Reservations (Just saying, I came up with Madison before I saw that...), New York Minute, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Juno, Knocked Up, 27 Dresses, Uptown Girls, The Murder of Princess Diana, Urban Legends: The Final Cut (scariest movie ever! but I loved it) and Flourish!!

Actors: Hugh Laurie, Jesse Spencer, Mike Vogel, Adam Brody, Patrick Dempsey, Justin Chambers, T.R. Knight, Eric Dane, William Peterson, Chace Crawford, Penn Badgley, Ed Westwick, David Boreanez, Eric Millegan, T.J. Thyne, Daniel Roebuck, Ian Brennan, and Vince Vieluf.

Actresses: Jennifer Morrison, Lisa Edelstein, Olivia Wilde, Anne Dudek, Emily Deschanel, Michaela Conlin, Katherine Heigl, Ellen Pompeo, Sandra Oh, Kate Walsh, Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Abigail Breslin, Dakota Fanning, Jennifer Aniston, Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Taylor Momsen, and Jorja Fox.

Ships: House, M.D.
House/Cameron
Chase/Cameron (kinda)
Wilson/Cuddy
Cameron/Wilson

Ships: Bones
Booth/Bones - Gotta luv them!!
Angela/Hodgins

Ships: Gossip Girl
Serena/Dan
Jenny/Eric
Blair/Chuck

Ships: Grey's Anatomy
Meridith/Derek
Izzie/Alex
Izzie/Denny
Addison/Mark