Schizophren
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since: 05-11-07, id: 1276574, Profile Updated: 11-06-11
country: Germany
Author has written 5 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon, Pride and Prejudice, and Harry Potter.

Hi guys,

a little information about me.

my name is Yvonne and I am from Germany.

When I'm not busy with my life, I love writing. Just about everything :D

Most of all I love crossovers. Isn't it funny to mix two worlds with one another?!

Have fun with my stories.

leave a message, if you want! ;D

If you hate stereotypes copy and paste this onto your profile (Bold-ones you are)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(people should be able to do what ever the hell they want)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm Austrian, so I must be exactly like Hitler and think like a Nazi
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over control.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.


1. The forgotten Man » reviews
People only look at his title and wealth, no one sees the real him, not even his betrothed - will he have to live with that and accept it, or will he find a woman who loves him for who and not what he is? Sequel to "The forgotten Sister" Henry's POV
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,587 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 8-18-12 - Published: 9-4-11 - Mary - Complete
2. The forgotten Sister » reviews
Mary has always been the one being ignored and she thinks that her fate will never change. That she is meant to stay alone forever but her life is about to change drastically, for the better or the worse? Well, that has to be figured out! Mary/OC
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,218 - Reviews: 292 - Updated: 9-4-11 - Published: 2-9-10 - Complete
3. Changing time » reviews
What happens when Willow casts a spell and it goes wrong? What if she is transported to Hogwarts to the time of the marauders? Will she befriend with them or a certain bullied Slytherin or even a blond pureblood! UNDER REVISION
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,105 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 4-3-10 - Published: 4-10-08 - Willow R. & Lucius M.
4. Fun with sticks » reviews
Buffy and Faith accidentally find the entrance to the wizarding world, also known as Diagon Alley! See what happens next! Under REVISION
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 2-9-10 - Published: 5-15-07
5. The Chaos » reviews
What if the Chaos escaped into the Dragonball Z world after Galaxia turned good again, what if the Sailor Senshis go after it and meet our favourite Dragonball characters? What will happen? UNDER REVISION!
Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,996 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 9-19-07 - Usagi - Complete