Age: 31, turning 32 August 12th. (Uh, holy crap, I'm old!)

Gender: Female

Location: Amery, Wisconsin

Marital Status: Married, for 8 (going on 9 now!) years, to the most wonderful guy... hey, no gagging in the peanut gallery!! :P

And now, for something completely different:

Ten Random Facts About Me

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10. My dog's name is Wyatt Urp. No fooling. He likes car rides but his poor widdle tumtum doesn't... XP

9. I was born left-handed but got changed into a northpaw by my parents. As a result I stammer and commit Spoonerisms.

8. I prefer turn-based combat to real life sometimes. (I'm a total RPG nut.)

7. My favorite ice creams are Cedar Crest's Birthday Cake and Mint Mackinac Island Fudge.

6. I don't write lemons, yaoi, or yuri. I find them difficult to read, as well. (Of course, if you like 'em...good for you. I don't.)

5. I'm Navajo, French, Norwegian, Swedish, German, and Irish. And as Americans go, that's a pretty meek blend.

4. I love chickens. I have 40 adults, who I can identify on sight and by name, and 30-something peeps that I'm in the process of befriending and naming. But so far I have Kakashi, Shirinai, Selvig, Snowy, Raven, Paisley, Alfred, and Momo, who climb on me and chirp happily every time I go into the peep house.

3. I practice Kyuki-do, a Korean martial art. My current belt rank: Green. ...Although, I do have a promotion mid-August, after which I'll be a Blue Stripe (senior green belt). (sweatdrop)

2. My 3 favorite books are: Swiss Family Robinson, My Side of the Mountain, and Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

1. My favorite 'ships are: K/18; Optimus/Elita; Ratchet/Arcee; Bumblebee/Sari; Naruto/Hinata; Lee/Sakura; and Giroro/Natsume. If you have no idea what I just said...nevermind. _;;;

So there you are. :)

Fanfic progress: Chapter 8 of Blood's Song is in progress. I lost custody of my flash drive for a bit, so I've got a bit of a backlog. Sorry. :(

Read This. NOW. If you like DBZ and you like humor fics, read "Okay" by Krillin Fan. I have never laughed so hard in my life. The story is listed in my favorites, so go read it. And afterward tell him what a funny guy he is :)
And while you're at it, read "Fulfillment", also by KF. Best AU - K/18 ever.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.