Em.. well... i dono how or what to start.. em.. how about a simple hi? Haha n thankx fo reading my fics.. i know that its kinda crappy or maybe... strange? or even poor-written, but still thankx 4 reading...

First of all, i would like to say that i am a BOY... gasp!!! Hey, but i am NOT interested in boys!!! Its just that i love it so much when i 1st saw the anime Naruto, where the bond shared between SASUKE & NARUTO... and i just know that both of them could really make a cute couple!!! So my conclusion is... i like boys... with another boys?

well... here's my other details...

i am a normal guy with an average look and height... my hair and eyes are black while my skin is kinda pale... (cos i always lock myself in the room for typing fanfictions!!! lol..)

Age : 14... yup.. i know i m kinda young to write this kinda yaoi fanfic... And i could imagine my mom would happily skin me alive if she knows that i am writng fanfics insted of studying... and worst.. yaoi.. haha.. but i cant help it since i looovvveeee yaoi a loooottt!!!

Hometown : Malaysia em.. if ya guys don't know where is it, please serch for a potato liked country from the map... yumm... speak of potaoes...

Sex : as i said i am a male, who liked girls... but i hate girls who acted like that bitchy Sakura!!! ( sorry for those fans of Sakura...XP)

and i really hope that Naru-chan is a girl... don't ya think he is cute.. haha...

Hobby : em.. reading yaoi fanfictions!!!! Mostly Sasuke x Naruto, which Sasuke as the seme while our cute little Naru-chan as uke of cos!!! haha.. n also writting fanfics? since this is the new hobby i develope lately...

well, i also like sleeping, i guees, since i didn't have to do anything during the process...haha... =3

Favourite : em... a cup of warm capocino plus a slice of cheese cake with SasuNaru fanfics, yaoi of cos!!.. yeah!!

Favourite Color : black, red... and silver maybe?

Favourite food : anything mouth-watering shall do... since i am pig... haha.. but i do prefer cheese... =P

Favourite Pairings : Sasuke x Naruto

Itachi x Naruto also can be accepted since Itachi kinda looks like Sasuke..haha

Itachi x Kyuubi... hot!!!

Kiba x Hinata... i like it since that's kinda cute =P

Kakashi x Iruka... hmn, maybe i can add this pairings into my fic?

Ino / Temari x Shikamaru ... i just love to see when either of these girls keeps bothering the poor Shika..haha..=3

Dislike : Sakura!!! cos she is so bitchy with her smug looks!!! Hell, she even always pushed poor Naru-chan away when he wana be friend with her...I hate that the most when she always called after her oh-so-bloved-SASUKE-KUNNN... oh kami-sama.. my virgin ears...

I even hate it when i saw some pairings such as SAKURA x Sasuke or even SAKURA x Naruto... sobs... poor sasuke and or naru-chan..(Opps, sorry again for those who like Sakura...).

Favourite anime / manga : Naruto!! Samurai x , Bleach, Saiyuki, Inuyasha, Tsubaza, Gundam, Law of Ueki ( eh? did i spell correctly?) and a whole bunch more!!!

Guees what... i get this interesting poem from a freind of mine and i think that the author is really cool... same as the poem... Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse and hiss in anger
And my name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
Until i starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words and names,
He says its all my fault
He suffers at work and from his boss.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
AOne heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

ok.. and here's something... special i get from one of my reviewers... haha... enjoy...

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

n here's some goodies for my friends..(well, if you wana me as ya friend, then v are friends now.. haha.. so simple, ne

•MY FRIENDS

When you are sad
I will dry your tears.

When you are scared
I will comfort your fears.

When you are worried
I will give you hope.

When you are confused
I will help you cope.

And when you are lost
and can't see the light.

I shall be your beacon
shining ever so bright.

This is my oath
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask
because you're my friend.

haha.. thankx for reading these ... em... junks? hehe.. anwayx, thankx again and wish ya have a nice day... =P