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Author has written 20 stories for City of Heroes, Warhammer, Time Machine, Half-Life, Inheritance Cycle, Doctor Who, Twilight, and Movie X-overs. Hello everyone! Yes, it is the fellow from fictionpress.com, here to make people laugh at various piss takes of popular works of fiction, and occasionally read rip roaring adventure stories. I would reccomend reading my comedies (The Adventures of Brom and Jeod and The Fantabulous Team Fortress Adventure) whilst listening to I'll Walk the Line by Johnny Cash. It somehow adds to them. It's easily available on Youtube. About War of the Universes. The first good thing about it is the title. War of the Universes. Conveys a certain sense of carange and devestation, doesn' t it? And, as my (surprisingly) first attempt at 40k fiction, it will have everything. Battles, politics, guns, tau, a crossover, space battles (!) I don't believe that there are many war of the worlds crossovers out there, especially with the book, so this will be a rare thing. I have a certain pedigree with Wells (see Venetian Affair) and with quasi Victorian types (see me in fictionpress.) And I can make a fight scene as good as anyone, I believe. So, why shouldn't you drop by? As a special reward for all you people waiting patiently for an update for the above story (and I really do apologise: I excuse an enormous business with exams, and writing other fics), I am going to massively increase the scale of the next battle scene. Suffice to say that it will be insanely violent, and will be waged by the T'au expeditionary force, the valiant human armies, and the fiendish martians, on land, sea, and air! Yes, air. I'll keep you guessing for that. On Rakarskia: This is a fictional world of my invention which may appear in several fan fictions of mine. It has two incarnations: the fantasy (and far better developed, in my view) version (known as the Steele era), and the steampunk version (the Tchiaskovy era) for sci fi canons. It would suffice to say that I am immensely concieted about my own creation (I intend, eventually, to publish at least one novel in it), but, apart from technological differences, it can be summed rather loosely up as follows. The main nation: The People's Democratic Republic of Rakarskia (even in the fantasy one. Yes, it will be interesting if they meet evil empires OR heroic, tiny kingdoms fighting for freedom. They have reasons to despise both.) Rakarskia is a revolutionary power, under the "elected" (or so the people are led to believe) Electors and Chairman of that nation. The state functions under a form of socialism which, whilst not identical to that of the USSR, would be recognisable to them: the state runs industries and media, and maintains an Inquisition engaged in a constant war against "mages and counter revolutionary enemies of the state." The former, especially, are regarded with immense fear and suspicion by the people of Rakarskia. The media, largely through the "Truths" (newspapers ranging from local sheets to large broadsheets, tabloids, financial pages etc), is patriotic, jingoistic, and a key tool of propaganda (why teach an illiterate peasantry to read if not to strengthen their patriotic fervor, comrade?), although there is a strong tradition of (albiet much restricted) satire stretching back to the pre revolutionary period. Conscription is widely practiced, and is regarded as something of a right of passage: at any rate, factories whose workers have gone on active, military tours of duty and return recieve substantial grants from the state, as well as an excellent public image. The level of magic is non existent (naturally), but Inquisitors utilise a substantial arsenal of anti magical equipment, ranging from shield breaking rounds for pistols and explosives, to protective clothing and massive warding banners (functioning through "Avarite"- an alloy made up of unknown ingredients, but rumoured to include steel and lead.) The Steele era's technology level is around that of England in the 1840s: an impressive industrial power, with trains and factories existing alongside horse drawn carriages and peasant villages, protected by soldiers wielding flint lock muskets and bayonets, supported by sabre wielding cavalry and field cannons. The Tchiaskovy era's technology is fairly steampunk. Factories have expanded massively in order to construct colossal Ether Ships, and the population has greatly expanded. It was this, as much as anything else, that persuaded the Electors that the time had come to spread the light of Muskovism (as they call their ideology, after the grand revolutionary himself) into the cosmos. Motor cars are slowly coming into use, as are a number of other innovations: Land Ironclads, bolt action rifles, and superior field guns for the armed forces, electricity and electronic communications for the masses, and other such devices. Anyhow, that's enough from me. Get reading gents! (And ladies, of course.) In Novermber 2008, there will be no new updates. This is because I am doing the National Novel Writing Month. For those ignorant of this, it is an event when one writes a 50,000 word novel in one month. I am engaging in this. Wish me luck! I'll get a link in to my entry. But don't think that I have neglected this esteemed website. No, I have plans for when I get back: several stories will have chapters, and a whole new one is being planned. (Probably a parody of Vex Master's colossal warhammer 40,000 crossover.) So, it's business as usual... | |||||||||
1. Warhammer Crossover: This time it's serious! » reviewsAs you can tell from the title, this is the most serious warhammer 40k crossover ever. As a result, I have put in as many races as possible, with as thin an explanation as possible. Oh, and I am taking this absolutely, totally seriously. Seriously. RnR!Crossover - Movie X-overs & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 6-4-092. The Luck of Carlisle Cullen reviewsSimple, really: the Memoirs of a sadly underappreciated character, written by an author whose knowledge of Twilight is sadly appreciated. His knowledge of history, happily, is less so. Forgive me if I make mistakes. And please review!Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-093. On Warhammer reviewsIn which you are provided with an informal and informative guide to the art of Warhammer 40k. Enjoy!Warhammer - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-094. The Foreign AffairIntroducing Master Bumble Streng, Lawyer; some Diverse Gentlemen of the City of Feinster; and Clarissa Dalton, of the City of New York. A real world crossover fic with a twist. Expect weirdness. And please read and review!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Published: 1-11-095. The Adventures of Brom, Jeod and IsabellaThe welcome return of the much admired travel writing series from everyone's favourite Dras-Leonan Jeod Longshanks, of Eragon fame visiting yet another fantasy world: one more terrifying than any he had ever imagined- Forks, Washington. Read and Review!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Published: 12-14-086. The Fantabulous Team Fortress Adventure » reviewsThe advantures of a new, intrepid band of players, and their epic adventures of massive heroism! In fact, I should miss out "adventures." And "epic," "massive" and "heroism." But that wouldn't be a good summary, would it?Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-23-08 - Published: 1-14-087. An Affair of Iron reviewsThe Doctor Tennant and Donna arrive in 1916 in pursuit of an old acquaintance, only to find a very different England to that of the history books...Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-1-088. The Adventures of Brom and HelenHaving read Brisingr, I have decided to reintroduce more adventures of my much admired travel writer. Contains my thoughts on Brisingr. Please review! And add your comments on my thoughts of BrisingrInheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Published: 9-28-08 - Complete9. A Fanfictioneer's Guide to » reviewsMy attempts at rectifying a number of issues with fanfictions, with a simple, easy to understand guide. Please add suggestions of your own.Warhammer - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-16-0810. The War of the Universes » reviewsA Warhammer 40K/War of the Worlds Crossover novel version i.e. 1898. I cannot say more for fear of revealing the plot, but please read, enjoy or not and review!Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,514 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-27-08 - Published: 3-16-0811. The Adventures of Brom, Jeod, Helen and Goole reviewsThe welcome return of my grumpy old men of Eragon, with a few additions. They are, once again, setting forth on an expansive, Bill Bryson inspired series of misadventures across some unfortunate fictional world. Please review!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-0812. The Luck of Eragon Dragonrider » reviewsMy own attempt at re writing Eragon, in a decidedly odd way: attempting to do it in a 19th century style of writing, with occasional differences in plot, character and so on, with the occasional references to such works. Enjoy!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 6-25-0813. Dragon's End » reviewsA small band of loyalists fighting in Galbatorix's revolution. Now back online due to popular demand, with a revised chapter 3. Chapter 4 is in the works, and I will go beyond that with more reviews...Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 3-11-0814. What should be done about UNIT? reviewsA list of suggestions about how to improve humanity's greatest defenders: those of the United Nations Intelligence Task ForceDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-30-0815. A Brute's Tale reviewsA villain reminisces about his past life to a captive hero. The rating is there with good reason: violence, language, that sort of thing. Please review!City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-23-0816. The Adventures of Brom and Jeod » reviewsEragon's two grumpy old men set out on a ramble to explore the world of Alagesia! Set twenty years or so before Eragon, with a few familiar faces turning up. This will hopefully evoke Bill Bryson, but probably won't...Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 3-5-08 - Complete17. Another Mary Sue Parody reviewsIn which Awilla the Hun write another Mary Sue Parody. I'm quite inexperience in the field, though, so it would be good if you could review me some advice. Why not read my own feeble efforts first, and see what you think?Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-0818. The Venetian Affair reviewsThe year is 1591, and mysterious commets are sighted in the skies. I will leave you to guess which H.G Wells it is based upon. Enjoy!Time Machine - Rated: T - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete19. The black band » reviewsA tale of my own fantasy army. A powerful wizard raises an army of mercenaries for one purpose only... the Nemesis Crown! I do not own any copyrights, nor do I intend to offend anyone. Now enjoy!Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-19-07 - Published: 9-18-0720. Morgan's Hero » reviewsThe first of many featuring the ubitiquos Samuel Morgan. An American officer from the revolutionary war is transported into modern Paragon city. My first fanfic, so please review!City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-14-07 - Published: 5-23-07
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