Hi, everyone! Welcome to my profile page...OF DOOM!

Since this will be insanely long, I'll write an index.

Part 1: General Info

Part 2: Inner Musings

Part 3: Fanfic Logic

Part 4: Copy-and-Paste-Its

Part 5: Quotes

Part 6: Fun Danny Phantom Facts

Part 7: Adventures After a Mistake Video Links

Part 8: Links to Other Accounts

Part 9: DPcrazy's Guide to Beating Writer's Block

Part 10: Shout-outs

I.

Hi! I guess this is where I put all my info and stuff.

Name: I won't tell you my real one. I will, however, tell you that I am in the process of getting everyone to shorten it so that it suits me better. Right now, it's probably the last one you'd ever guess. Seriously.

Nicknames: Goth girl, Vampire girl. (Yes, these are the names my brother and friends give me).

Age: 15

Gender: Tomboy-ish

Favorite Colors: Black, blue, purple, and green.

Least Favorite Colors: Yellow, orange, and pink.

Stuff no one cares about: I'm a vegetarian, more than slightly Goth, and I'm a strong supporter of individuality. I'm definately not a girly girl. I only wear skirts or dresses if it is mandatory, like a big formal thing. I love angst. I also fence. Yes, that's the sport with the swords (they're really called foils. Well, at least, I do foil. There's also eppee and saber, but I'm not into those ones...yet). Oh, and I lived next to a cemetary until I was 9!

Hair: DARK brown and long.

Eyes: Light blue or sometimes green. I wear contacts most of the time, but sometimes I have to wear my glasses. They have big, thick, rectangular, black frames.

Other facial features: I have freckles all over the bridge of my nose, but they are starting to fade (thankfully). My face is really pale. I have peirced ears, but my hair usually covers them anyway.

Height: 5'4"

Just to give you my general outlook on life...

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II.

An insight to my inner musings (Be prepared to be confused)

-The expected and the unexpected aren't too different. For somewhere along the lines, they have blended. Today, the unexpected is what's expected and the expected never happens. We learn to expect the unexpected. So it is a true marvel when there is something completely different where it has been separated from those blended categories and it becomes the unpredictable.

-Newton's Laws of Motion apply to teenagers, too. So, they could also be the Laws of Emotion.

An object at rest stays at rest unless forced to move.

Teenagers stay calm uless you push them.

The relationship between an objects mass (m) and it's acceleration (a) and the applied force (F) is F=ma.

The relationship between a teen's mental state (m), attributing push (a), and force of the reaction (F) is expressed as F=ma

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

You force teens to do one thing, they will do the opposite. Force them to be happy; they will be unhappy. Force them to wear bright colors; they will wear dark colors.

III.

The logic in my fanfics.

~Halfas are the same temperature in both forms (98.6)

~Whether or not the halfa stays in ghost form after passing out or changes back depends on how well it would fit with the story.

~Even in ghost form, halfas have beating hearts.

~Danny doesn't neccesarily have to breathe in ghost form, but it's really hard for him and takes a lot of concentration, so he tends to just breathe anyways.

~If Danny has kids, they can either be half ghost, human, or just have a few powers.

~Majority of the facts, variations from these rules, and choices are only made to make the story better.

~In ghost form, Danny's blood is ectoplasm. In human form, Danny's blood is red human blood. Okay?

IV.

Time for the fun little copy-and-paste-its.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Jeez, with all the people who put this in their profiles, I'm starting to think that it's a little less than 98 percent).

If every time someone asked you about what Maximum Ride was about you gave them a crazy look saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you didn't like the way Phantom Planet ended, copy this into your profile. (Ignoring the fact that Tucker was mayor, we never even got to see Danny's reaction to Maddie cat!)

If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile. (All you DP fans, let's see if you can figure out mine).

If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

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If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you freak out when you get a 91, not because of how you thought that you would do previosly, but because in Danny Phantom: Teacher of the Year Danny got a 91 on his English exam, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time the first answer to a test is "D," you laugh silently (or out loud) because of Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

You say Jonas Brothers-I say Rise Against
You say Taylor Swift-I say Three Days Grace
You say Kate Perry-I say Black Tide
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Seether
you say Chris Brown - I say Avenged Sevenfold
You say pop-I say ROCKKK!!
92 of kids have turned to pop.If your one of the 8 who like to headbang and disturb the peace, copy and paste this to your profile.

Quotes

Real Life

(Jayme, Charlotte, Tori, and Matt are all my school friends. David (8th grade) and Jordan (About my age, but I don't see him anymore because he quit) are my fencing friends. Bugsy is my (former) fencing teacher. Christopher is my little brother.)

~Matt: The great mysteries of the world: What is time? Why are we here? Where is Waldo?"

~Me: Cross over to the Dark Side; we have cookies! Chocolate Chip cookies!

~Me to my friend Cindy: You know that saying loud enough to wake the dead? If you keep screaming, there's going to be a few more dead guys walking around. (She screams really loudly and really high-pitched when she's excited about something.)

~Me: Opinions can never be wrong. They can be disagreeable, but never wrong.

My Mom: There's no way that you're a normal teenager.

Me: (Smiles).

~Radio: How far is heaven?

Me: Apparently, half-a-mile. (Points to sign that says one half mile with an arrow pointing upward).

~Jayme: (Starts making scary faces at me).

Me: You can't scare me, I have a little brother.

Charlotte: No, this is how you scare her. Sunshine, rainbows, butterflies, yellow and pink, smiley faces!

Me: Ah! It burns! (Runs away)

~Me: I am a glaring mark on social society.

~Christopher: You're a freak.

Me: Thank you!

~Me: The alphabet and the numerical system shouldn't be used together!

~Math teacher: The answer should have been associative property of addition. Not just the associative property.

Class: What! Oh, come on! (And various other things...no, not swears).

Teacher: Well, if someone asks you a question, are you going to answer 'Bob' or 'Bob...had to drive back...after 12 miles...to get his cat'?

Me: What would be the question that accompanied that answer?

Teacher:...

~Me: Yay! I get to yell at three people! Tori for falling off the face of the planet, my science parter for missing school right before the science project, and Jordan for missing fencing!

~Tori: -Sighs depressingly- I give you permission to paint my nails black.

Me: Yes! You're finally joining the dark side!

~History Teacher: Alright, clean up!

Class: (No response)

Teacher: What? Am I talking to the wall? I said clean up!

Me: (To my friend) No, she's talking to something worse than the wall; teenagers.

~David: (During warm ups where we hold one leg) Well I bet you can't do two!

Jordan: Oh, yeah? (Gets on the floor and balences on his knees)

Bugsy: Oh, so you're one of those people.

Jordan: (Falls flat on his face and then looks up from the floor) Yes, I'm one of those people.

~(Me and my friend, Tori, are siting on a window sill at our school dance when my friend, Clint, comes down the dance floor).

Tori: Typical Clint.

Me: Yeah, skipping down the dance floor in a hula skirt.

(Yes, he was in a hula skirt).

~Mom: Hey, look! My carrot has a smiley face.

Me: (tries making a smiley face on chopped, cooked carrots with a spoon and fails). Mine has a head wound.

Random Places

~If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school?

~Dumb man fish on land, smart man fish on boat, dead man fish in middle.

~Good deeds are things you do to get out of prison.

~It’s only a matter of time before the king of the hill trips and rolls down.

~If time is so valuable, then why are we always looking to kill some?

~The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal.

~Strange is only a matter of perspective.

~If someone says that the world is spinning, they’re either stating a fact or really sick.

~Truth is a fib that you think is accurate.

~When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous.

~I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. (Mythbusters)

~Those who can't sing, rap. Those who can't rap do it anyways. (My friend)

~Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym do it anyways. (The aversion my friend made).

~Finding exactly where a bruise, bandaged area, or injection site is, is the real human sixth sense.

~I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss. (Charlotte).

~Murphy's 15 Other Laws...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Danny Phantom

~Jazz: That was a good night's work, Danny. We caught three ghosts.

Danny: No, actually, you caught one ghost...three times...all of them ME!

~Sam: So...what do you think the Box Ghost will try next?

Danny: I don't know. But if I hear 'beware' one more time, I'll...

Box Ghost: BEWARE!

Danny: (Sighs and puts down sandwhich) Sigh and put down my sandwhich.

~Danny and Tucker: Pretty please with those dark licorice sprinkles and the black frosting you like with those little gummy bats on top?

~Danny: Bye, Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your fourties, may I suggest internet dating? Or a CAT!

Vlad: Mark my words, Maddie, nobody says 'no' to Vlad Masters. You will rue the day you spurned my affections and. I. Will. Not. Get. A. CAT!

~Danny: Ugh! If only I had something I could take this out on!

Box Ghost (appears). BEWARE!

Danny: Hello, misplaced aggression.

Tucker: You have five minutes.

Danny: Which is four more than I need. (Starts to beat up the Box Ghost).

~Maddie: Danny! Look at you! I don't know if I like this overnight zoo research.

Danny: Mom, relax. We're just a bunch of kids...in a zoo...at night...alone. I'll be in my room.

Ghost Gabber: I'll be in my room. Fear me.

~Jazz: Taste MY fire, Dragonbreath!

Maddie: Ten heads, meet nine tails!

Jack: I don't have a clever quip!

~Sam: This can still be...I'm doomed.

Green glow comes from the window.

Star: Did you see that green glow?

Paulina: It must be swamp gas.

Star: The monster in the woods must have gotten it from eating Lester!

Sam looks out window.

Danny: Psst. Wanna come out and play?

Piece of Toast has also made a video for the fic!

AAaM Tribute

VIII.

And, here's my devientart page. Yeah, it's all DP and fanfiction related. Go Danny Phantom!

http/dpcrazy.deviantart.com/

And youtube. But this one's not very full or very good.

http/www.youtube.com/user/DPcrazy28

IX.

DPCRAZY'S GUIDE TO BEATING WRITER'S BLOCK

1. Look at fanart. You'd be suprised how much inspiration it can give.

2. When in doubt, make fun of the characters. Sometimes an idea can form around just the simplest of things.

3. Read other fanfictions. Taking your mind off of your own story for a little bit and reading someone else's may help you think. During certain parts of the story, your mind may drift to alternate scene...maybe something from your story.

4. Do something that gets you off of the computer. Inspiration is all around us in the outside world.

5. Take a walk, pace, or lay down and close your eyes. Forcing story ideas to come to you makes the idea a little stale most of the time. But when it just comes to you, it's usually very good.

6. Write one-shots! Silly little drabbles and one-shots can help tremendously. Maybe you'll come up with a line that inspires you to write something for your other story. And it can take the focus off of your main story for a little bit.

X.

SHOUT OUT BACK AT GOTH.ONE!

AND TRUPHAN! AND GHOSTANIMAL! AND MYSTERYWRITER5775! AND LUIZ4200! AND THUNDERSTORM101! AND PIECE OF TOAST! AND I'LL THINK OF MORE LATER!