Hi, everyone! Welcome to my profile page...OF DOOM!

Since this will be insanely long, I'll write an index.

Part 1: General Info

Part 2: Inner Musings

Part 3: Fanfic Logic

Part 4: Copy-and-Paste-Its

Part 5: Quotes

Part 6: Fun Danny Phantom Facts

Part 7: Links to Other Accounts

Part 8: DPcrazy's Guide to Beating Writer's Block

I.

Hi! I guess this is where I put all my info and stuff.

Name: I won't tell you my real one. I will, however, tell you that I am in the process of getting everyone to shorten it so that it suits me better. Right now, it's probably the last one you'd ever guess. Seriously.

Age: 15

Gender: Tomboy-ish

Favorite Colors: Black, blue, purple, green, white.

Least Favorite Colors: Yellow, orange, and pink.

Stuff no one cares about: I'm a vegetarian and I'm a strong supporter of individuality. I'm definately not a girly girl. I only wear skirts or dresses if it is mandatory, like a big formal thing. I love angst. Oh, and I lived next to a cemetary until I was 9!

Just to give you my general outlook on life...

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II.

An insight to my inner musings (Be prepared to be confused)

-The expected and the unexpected aren't too different. For somewhere along the lines, they have blended. Today, the unexpected is what's expected and the expected never happens. We learn to expect the unexpected. So it is a true marvel when there is something completely different where it has been separated from those blended categories and it becomes the unpredictable.

-Newton's Laws of Motion apply to teenagers, too. So, they could also be the Laws of Emotion.

An object at rest stays at rest unless forced to move.

Teenagers stay calm uless you push them.

The relationship between an objects mass (m) and it's acceleration (a) and the applied force (F) is F=ma.

The relationship between a teen's mental state (m), attributing push (a), and force of the reaction (F) is expressed as F=ma

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

You force teens to do one thing, they will do the opposite. Force them to be happy; they will be unhappy. Force them to wear bright colors; they will wear dark colors.

III.

The logic in my fanfics.

~Halfas are the same temperature in both forms (98.6)

~Whether or not the halfa stays in ghost form after passing out or changes back depends on how well it would fit with the story.

~Even in ghost form, halfas have beating hearts.

~Danny doesn't neccesarily have to breathe in ghost form, but it's really hard for him and takes a lot of concentration, so he tends to just breathe anyways.

~If Danny has kids, they can either be half ghost, human, or just have a few powers.

~Majority of the facts, variations from these rules, and choices are only made to make the story better.

~In ghost form, Danny's blood is ectoplasm. In human form, Danny's blood is red human blood. Okay?

IV.

Time for the fun little copy-and-paste-its.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If every time someone asked you about what Maximum Ride was about you gave them a crazy look saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

nosreptramsaerauoyeliforpruoyotsihtypockaerbenilsihtdnatsrednunacuoyfi

You say Jonas Brothers-I say Rise Against
You say Taylor Swift-I say Three Days Grace
You say Kate Perry-I say Black Tide
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Seether
you say Chris Brown - I say Avenged Sevenfold
You say pop-I say ROCKKK!!
92 of kids have turned to pop. If your one of the 8 who like to headbang and disturb the peace, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

V.

Quotes

Real Life

~Me: The alphabet and the numerical system shouldn't be used together!

Random Places

~If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school?

~Dumb man fish on land, smart man fish on boat, dead man fish in middle.

~Good deeds are things you do to get out of prison.

~It’s only a matter of time before the king of the hill trips and rolls down.

~If time is so valuable, then why are we always looking to kill some?

~The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal.

~Strange is only a matter of perspective.

~When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous.

~I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. (Mythbusters)

~Those who can't sing, rap. Those who can't rap do it anyways. (My friend)

~Finding exactly where a bruise, bandaged area, or injection site is, is the real human sixth sense.

~I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss.

~Murphy's 15 Other Laws...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

VI.

Fun Danny Phantom Facts

~In Reality Trip, there are 17 Guys in White members waiting for Danny at his house. Two of them are Operitives O and K. The others are all wearing hazard suits.

~In Reality Trip, the order that the gems are pressed is yellow, red, blue (form, life, fantasy).

~Danny has a poster of a rocket in his room named the "Explorer Hartman."

~In The Ultimate Enemy, when Danny's evil future self duplicates and is about to punch Danny, one of the duplicates' symbol is backwards.

~In Masters of All Time, the alternate Jack Fenton is first shown like the regular one, except with the ecto-acne, but the second time he shows up, in Maddies lab, he changes back to the way he looked in college (with the mullet and lab coat).

~In Masters of All Time, the alternate Vlad Masters is first shown wearing a casual outfit, but when he storms the lab, he is back in his black suit.

~When he was in college, Vlad had the same style of shoes as Danny!

~Danny dropped 34 beakers in his first month with ghost powers.

~The first answer to the CATs is "D."

~Danny's home number, cell phone number, and Vlad's number are all 555-1221.

~Danny had freckles when he was little.

~The Specter Speeder has been destroyed 2 times and trashed once.

~Skulker has appeared in 12 episodes.

~724 (as inlocker 724 from Splitting Images) equals 13 if you add up all of the digits.

~Danny hates toast :(

~Danny Phantom first premiered on April 3rd, 2004.

~Doctor's Disorders was the first episode with Danny's symbol in the theme song sequence.

~In Forever Phantom, Danny loses his intangibility power right after getting hit with the ecto-stop-o-power-o-fier, but then phases through the school roof later.

~In Beauty Marked, there's a list of the names and pictures of several background girls. It's on Tucker's PDA and was shown when he was randomly picking girls to ask out.

~In Reign Storm, the cafeteria has a sign announcing, "This Week Ultra-Recyclo-Vegetarian." (Sound familliar? cough-MysteryMeat-cough. Huh, I wonder why the Lunch Lady didn't get angry this time).

~The background character with the green alien sweater has been referred to as both Nathan and Lester.

~In Phantom Planet, when Danny looks in the mirror after removing his ghost powers, he turns away from it and, when he does, mirror Danny has his eyes open while real Danny has his eyes closed.

(You may now mock me for paying this close attention)

Other facts contributed by Pterodactyl:

In What You Want, the arcade game in the background is Crash Nebula.

In TUE, the shadow of Dan Phantom only has four fingers, he clearly has five.

In TUE, there is a scene right after Danny loses power, and changes back to
human, where he clearly has green eyes and white hair.

In Bitter Reunions, Danny is trapped in Vlad's cube and he is shown with
green eyes.

In Mystery Meat, the first time where we see Danny turn into Phantom, Sam and
Tuck disappear from right behind Danny, only to reappear on the side of the
screen seconds afterward.

In One of a Kind, there are 24 ghosts that all look the same that come out of
the thermos after the Box Ghost.

VII.

And, here's my devientart page.

http/dpcrazy.deviantart.com/

And youtube. But this one's not very full nor very good.

http/www.youtube.com/user/DPcrazy28

VIII.

DPCRAZY'S GUIDE TO BEATING WRITER'S BLOCK

1. Look at fanart. You'd be suprised how much inspiration it can give.

2. When in doubt, make fun of the characters. Sometimes an idea can form around just the simplest of things.

3. Read other fanfictions. Taking your mind off of your own story for a little bit and reading someone else's may help you think. During certain parts of the story, your mind may drift to alternate scene...maybe something from your story.

4. Do something that gets you off of the computer. Inspiration is all around us in the outside world.

5. Take a walk, pace, or lay down and close your eyes. Forcing story ideas to come to you makes the idea a little stale most of the time. But when it just comes to you, it's usually very good.

6. Write one-shots! Silly little drabbles and one-shots can help tremendously. Maybe you'll come up with a line that inspires you to write something for your other story. And it can take the focus off of your main story for a little bit.