HEY PEOPLE!! CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR A MOMENT?!

Thank you.

If you've read one of my stories on either of my accounts and liked it, are you interested in reading my own fictional story, all made up, by myself, with no one's help!? ARE YAH?! Well, if you are you can visit this website. Please leave a comment and tell me what you think! It's mainly about the apocalypse - zombies, horror, love, humor. Ya know, the works. It's in progress, though!

I'm Veronica. And the most important thing you can know about me is that I love recieving mail, review or comments. So never be afraid to send me a message. Even if its to ask how to edit your profile or how to turn on your computer or how to cook lobster bisque, I'll reply. I'm friendly, I swear!

I'm 1/3 British, 1/3 Irish and 1/3 Italian.

I'm about 16 years old.

I love writing!

Please send your prayers up to the hamster Gods for my own little baby, who died November 29th, 2007 at 3:50 p.m. Poor thing. Her name was Lucky Hamster Humshnoff "Da Fuzz" (insert my last name) . She will be missed. R.I.P.

Ships/Pairings I like in no particular order (Bold means I really like that pairing)

Dasey (Derek/Casey) from Life with Derek

Scary (Savannah/Cary) from Real Life (lol)

Mewt (Meena/Newt) from Cory in the House

Martana (Martin/Diana) from Martin Mystery

Sake (Sam/Jake) from Phantom Stallion

Harmony (Harry/Hermione) from Harry Potter

Shuck (Sarah/Chuck) from Chuck

Jill/Eustace from C.S.Lewis' Narnia Chronicles

Alice/Edward from Twilight

Bella/Jasper from Twilight

Leah/Jacob from Twilight

Lara/Kurtis from Tomb Raider

Lara/Allister from Tomb Raider

Vaan/Penelo from Final Fantasy XII

Balthier/Fran from Final Fantasy XII

Ashe/Basch from Final Fantasy XII

Theresa/Neil from Class of the Titans

Atlanta/Archie from Class of the Titans

Sophie/Robert from Da Vinci Code

Asuka/Hworang from Tekken

Asuka/Jin from Tekken

Kirby/Trent from Bully

Gord/Jimmy from Bully

Gadele! (Gary/Adele) from His Mind and Bully - My friend, who's a devotee to my story, His Mind, made that up and I love it :D

And now to make my profile ubber long... (YOU CAN IGNORE THIS PART. IT'S JUST QUIZZES.)

1) What's your name? Veronica!

2) What do you think you will be at 20? A... High School graduate? Hopefully I'll get my diploma by 20. Had a scare when I almost didn't pass French...

3) What is the air speed velocity of a swallow? Umm... what?

4) Why is 5000 a really high number? Because the Gods intented it to be.

5) How old are you? 15-ish

6) What are you doing at this very moment? Typing! And listening to musica.

7) Do you live on a farm? No, but I wished I lived on a ranch...

8)Do you have a ferret? They are sooooooo cute, don't you think?? I don't have one, and I don't want one. They're they're adorable, they poop a LOT.

9) Green or blue? Blue.

10) Gold or Red? Red!

11) What books don't you like? Dictionaries and textbooks.

12) What's the last book you read? Jeeze, when did I last read a book? Kidding. I think it was... Part Of Me.

13) What's on your TV RIGHT NOW? American Dad.

14) Have you watched The Phantom of the Opera? Yeah. Then two days later my hamster died -is angry-

15) Who's the last person you talked to, and what did you say? My sister, "I hate it when you say 'chilled'. 'I'm gonna go chill with my friends', 'Oh, we just chilled'."

16) Where are you? In my house. Where else would I be that has a computer?

17) Look up. Now look back. What do you see? A Ceiling, a painting, my computer.

18) What was the last thing you ate? A grilled cheese sandwich slice.

19) What's your personality like? Too complex to write at this moment.

20) Who do you have a crush on? Balthier and Gary! Yum yum yum.

21) What was the last thing you thought? "Hey, I'm gonna do that quiz too!"

22) Say "George W. Bush." What pops into your head? "Glad he wasn't leader of my country."

23) You now have a million dollars. What do you do? By a horse ranch, a nice car, put some into my college savings then... spend... a lot?

24) What scares you? Deep water. Crazy people and my Mom's driving. Hah!

25) Who do you hate? Bimbos and bimbo celebrities.

26) Have you ever had monkey brains? Excuse me?

27) How about cow brains, I'm sure you've eaten some of those, no? I bet.

28) Have you had a hot dog? Yesher.

29) Did you know there's cow brain in hot dogs? No, and thanks for ruining hotdogs for me. I'll never eat one again. -goes to freezer and throws hotdogs out-

30) Do you think you're going to finish this quiz? How long is it exactly

31) Reach out and grab the thing closest to you. What is it? Keyboard.

32) What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? Water, and a cinamon bun.

33) What are you writing now? This quiz, but if you're talking about stories... AHEM: To Charlottetown Chp. 19 (OA) // His Mind Chp. 15 // Non-fanfiction novel.

34) If you could be any author, who would you be? Myself. Heheh, one day... One day...

35) If you were Mr. Krabs, would you fire Squidward? No! Squideward is awesome!

36) What are your thoughts on writing? It's a way to live a life that isn't yours, a way to express yourself, and a way to be God.

37) Do you ever write? Duh.

38) What are your thoughts on Social Studies? Last Social Studies class was in Grade 6...

39) On Math? EWWWW... get it away from me!

40) On Grammar? Meh.

41) On Science? Got a 90 in sciene :P But I don't like it.

42) On eating? Yummeh.

43) On breathing? Neccesary.

44) On cats? YAY!

45) On dogs? Small Dogs = Ewwww. Larger Dogs = Maybe...

46) On gym? I just finished my last gym class EVER! Got a 65, if that says anything relative to the question...

47) Find a globe. Spin itWhat does it say? Perth, Australia.

48) What can you hear right now? Flawed Design by Stabilo.

49) Have a conversation with the closest thing near you, other than yourself. Who is it, and what did you say? My Mom.

Me: Hi Mommy.

Mom: -Smiles-

Me: What're you watching?

Mom: Its about T.V. shows, like how they got the idea ... -tunes out-

50) What happned the last time you were on this computer? Jeeze, that was three days ago. You expect me to remember that far back?!

51) Do you thing Jack Sparrow is hot? If you are a guy, don't answer. Yeah, but Balthier is sexier.

52) Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Now open your eyes. What do you see? This weird ornament thing (that looks like a boob) on a table.

53) Type your name with your elbows. What does it look like? vderflk nb cvzA

54) What's the funniest CLEAN joke you've ever heard? Clean? Uhhh... probably somethig way back in Grade 4...

55) What movie title best describes your life? What movie title best describes the life you want to live? My Life: As Good As It Gets // The Life I Want: The Excorcist. Hahaha, kidding. :P

56) IF you were a rabbit, what country would you like to live in? I don't know.

57) List all the organizations and clubs you've ever been in. Any interesting ones? Haha, organizations? What're those?

58) If there was a war between werewolves and vampires, which side would you bet on? Vampires!! They can't die!

59) Have you seen the Naked Brothers Band? Yes. 1/7 through the show I gouged my eyes out with a spoon and filled my ears with glue.

60) Not counting airplanes, how high have you been? Not very high. I haven't even been on an air plane :(

61) How deep down have you been? Huh?

62) Are you an alto or a soprano? Alto.

63) How many spelling errors have you counted so far? How am I supposed to know? It's not like I purposely go through every word and pick out the errors. Jeeze, what kind of a nerd do you take me for?

64) Which is creepier: glass covering a swimming pool all of a sudden and you are trapped below it -OR- being attacked by a giant spider? Swimming pool. At least I can run from the spider...

65) You can have brunch with 4 other people. These people have to be alive (well, yea). Who would they be? Michael Seater, Ashley Leggat, Stephanie S., and someone from DN.

Extra Credit Question:

If there was a big brawl at brunch, who would remain standing at the end? Probably Ashley Leggat since she has mad dance skills :D

66) Have you seen a ghost, Bigfoot, or Nessie? No, but I believe!!

67) What's your worst memory of elementary school? Uhh... Grade 8. I won't explain why, but let's just say we had a perv/ignorant teacher, I sat next to an asshole and hated half my class.

68) Have you ever called your teacher, "mom?" Pfffft, no. None of my teachers act even remotely "motherly". They're all b!tch3

69) What was your MOST embarrassing moment? Having to clean all the desks in French class while everone else watched a movie. Grrrr... stupid people. Can you believe they actually said, "Oh, you missed a spot!"

Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Band Name: Hapten
Album Name: Exeter Chiefs

1.) Eusthenia
2.) Jawami ul-Hikayat
3.) List of United States Supreme Court cases Volume 354 (Lol)
4.) Fokker V.4
5.) Carmarthen Ministry
6.) Martin Palmer
7.) Farzam Arbab
8.) Prosthechea
9.) 2000 Race of a Thousand Years
10.) Dejvice
11.) Mike Holmgren
12.) Alexander's Bridge
13.) Visean
14.) PC Load Letter
15.) Bazooka

Veronica-Ology

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Mom's House: A horse running.
Dad's House: A kitten... I think.

Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Mom's House: Two. One's shitty though. Most of the higher channels spazz-out after 10 minutes.
Dad's House: 3. And I'm proud to say all work perfectly fine.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed. When I write with my left hand it looks like a kindergarden-er's kind of writing.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Blood?

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Oh wow. I don't do heavy lifting :P In all seriousness, though, probably... ummm... I dunno.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Nope :D

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes and No. Yes so I can be prepared, tie up loose ends, do shit before that day... and no because I'd die of nervousness a week before that day.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Paisley :D

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Red. Or green.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for 100?
I've done it before.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for 200,000?
Fuck no.

Q. Would you never blog again for 50,000
Sure.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for 250,000?
Depends on certain circumstances.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for 1000?
I'd try. Probably throw-up, but I'd try.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for 1,000,000?
Alright.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Currently, I'm wearing something with no pockets. My jammies :D

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I never sat through it all the way.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Mom House: Both
Dad's House: Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Ummm, stands. Obviously.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A few.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Maria.

Q: Last person who called you?
My Daddy.

Q: Person you hugged?
Stephanie.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
16

Q: Season?
Autumn

Q: Color?
I don't have one.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Nope.

Q: Mood?
Bored.

Q: Listening to?
Some song from that movie Braveheart.

Q: Watching?
Me fill this out?

Q: Worrying about?
Nothing. I passed French so it's allll goooood.

Q: Wearing?
My cow pajamma pants, with a holey black shirt.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
The bathroom.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go to my Dad's. We might go to Halifax!!

Q: Do you smile often?
I... never really noticed. Probably. I'm a very happy person, me thinks.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Sometimes.

Are your parents married or divorced?: Divorced.

Are you a vegetarian?: Nope. Love me some steak.

Do you believe in Heaven?: Sure. It's nice knowing there's something to look forward to after death.

Have you ever come close to dying?: I fell through some ice when I was 7... but I was only in there for about half a minute before my Nonno saved me :D

What jewellery do you wear 24/7?: My Celtic cross.

Are you eating?: Nope.

Do you eat the stems of broccoli: Meck. No.

Do you wear makeup?: Not usually.

Would you ever have plastic surgery?: Nah. Not unless I got into a horrible accident and half my face was missing or something...

What do you wear to bed?: Pajammas...?

Have you ever done anything illegal?: Yuuuuppp.

Can you roll your tongue?: Huh?

Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend?: No

Do you believe in Abortions?: Yes.

What is your Hair color?: Dark Brown/ Copper-ish when hit with sunlight.

Future child’s name, boy and girl?: I KNOW I'm going to have two boys: Riley and Sampson, even though my Mamma hates both those names :D But when the time comes I'll probably change them. And just in case, my girl's name: Paisley.

Do you smoke?: No.

If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?: Ireland.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: No! Of course not! coughYescough

If you won the lottery, what would you do first?: Buy my Mom a nicer house. By my dad the Hummer he's always wanted. Then move to somewhere nice. Then go on vacation. Then put the rest in my college fund.

Gold or silver?: Silver.

Hamburger or hot dog? Burgers all the way.

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?: Steak!!

City, beach or country?: The country, of course.

What was the last thing you touched?: The keyboard.

Where did you eat last?: My Mom's house.

When’s the last time you cried?: Wow. Ummm... long time ago. Probably when... ah bah bah... when me and my sister had that huge fight a month ago.

Do you read blogs?: Not really.

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?: Half my woredrobe consists of male clothes so... yeah.

Ever been involved with the police?: No.

What’s your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?: Dove for all. Makes me hair soft.

Do you talk in your sleep?: Sometimes. Rarely.

Ocean or pool?: Ocean, but I prefer lakes.

What’s your favorite song at the moment: Nothing.

Have you ever had a cavity?: Nope. I almost had one though.

Window seat or aisle seats?: Window. They're mucho fun.

Ever met anyone famous?: I almost met Avril Lavigne and her now husband/then fiance.

Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?: Haha! I'm 14, so no, not yet.

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: Twirl, yo.

What is your fav. sport to play?: Soccer and basketball.

Basketball or football?: Basketball :P

When was the last time you went to the bathroom?: Two hours ago...? I think? I mean, it's not like I make it a point to remember EXACTLY.

Do you drive a stick?: Heheheh.

Cake or ice cream?: Hard choice. Probably ice cream. I love my Dad's cake, but I get grossed out by it after a while.

Are you self-conscious?: Hell yeah.

Have you ever given money to a bum?: Only to one who had a blind dog.

Have you been in love?: I don't think so. I'm a youngster, remember? However, I have cared very deeply for two boys.

Where do you wish you were?: Tobamory :(

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?: No. And I'll try and make it a point not to.

Can you tango?: Hell no.

Last gift you received?: Jeez... uhm...

What occasion did you receive your gift?: Ummmm...

Last thing you spent lots of money on?: Clothes >:( My mom forced me to buy a whole new summer wardrobe.

Where do you live?: Toronto, Canada.

Last wedding attended: WOW. I've never been to a wedding before in my life... but my Uncle's, probably, in the near future.

Favorite restaurant?: Kelsey's!!

What is your favorite kind of car?: A porsche. Yummmmmmeeeehhhhh.

Most hated food(s): Pâté. It's disgusting. And any frozen dinners my Grandma has. Bleeeggggh.

Most loved food(s)?: Steak. Burgers. Fries. Pizza. Cheese.

Can you sing?: I like to, but I'm not sure if I sound good.

Person on your mind?: No one :D

What’s your least fav. chores?: Everything. I'm lazy.

Favorite drink?: Water. Alcoholic: (Yeah, I sorta drink...) Mudslide's.

Currently have a crush?: Nope.

How long was your longest drive in a car?: Over 13 hours to Quebec City.

Okay, because these things are fun to fill-out, here is mine:

-Your real name: Veronica S.
-Your gangsta name (first 3 letters of forename plus 'izzle'): Verizzle
-Your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal): Black Horse
-Your soap opera name (middle name, current street name): Bruna Skipton
-Your Star Wars name (First 3 letters of surname, first two of forename, last 3 of your mom's middle): Sulveano
-Your superhero name (second favourite colour, favourite drink): Red Water
-Your Arab name (2nd of forename, 3rd of surname, any of your middle name, second of mom's maidenname, third of Dad's middle, first of a siblings first name, last of your mum's middle name): Elbahsr
-Your Witness Protection Name (Mother's middle name): Ester
-Your goth name ('Black', name of one of your pets): Black Flower