| Brainiac5 |
Author has written 26 stories for Legion of Super Heroes, X-overs, G. I. Joe, Misc. Books, Ouran High School Host Club, and Naruto. Greetings and salutations. My name is Brainiac 5, at least on this site. It is my personal opinion that, if this site is the only place where you will have contact with me, this pseudonym is the only name you need to know. I am of an age where life seems to be attempting to run me over, and I'm still not entirely sure what I want to be when I grow up. My best friend is Jesus Christ, and I know that he loves me even more than I could ever love him, and will always love me. I am a human female who enjoys reading, writing poetry and fiction (in addition to fanfiction), drawing, playing piano and guitar, listening to music, watching a few particular television shows and various animes, practicing karate, science, studying international communications, learning foreign languages, and attending church. (Yes, you heard me right, I actually enjoy attending church. What a shock!) Of everything God created, the thing I appreciate the most is a good story, which does not require huge explosions, nonstop action, or even (shock of all shocks) violence. A good story, in my opinion, is a good plot, carefully woven and crafted by an author with a strong, unique voice, who does not need to compensate for a lack of literary style by peppering the story with profanity, stupidity, and generally rude, crude, and unacceptable scenes. (I would say 'socially unacceptable' scenes, but to date, these scenes are becoming more and more socially accepted. However, they are still completely unacceptable.) One of the peeves that I pet frequently is a good idea carried out badly. It bothers me when someone comes up with a great idea, spends three-to-five badly-written paragraphs on it, and then lets the whole world see the great story that could have been. It's not a sign of weakness to seek a beta and with their help, create a masterpiece. I don't know anyone who would complain; I certainly wouldn't. People weren't made to do everything by themselves, writing is no exception. Another pet peeve of mine is the nefarious and abundant lack of grammar on this site. While even I sometimes struggle with keeping every single sentence grammatically correct, and sometimes there may even be a good reason for that dangling participle, "They're" is not "Their", which is not "There". If you can't keep it straight, see the above paragraph and find a beta who knows the difference. Hobbies in depth: READING: WRITING: Edward and Alphonse Fun fun fun... DRAWING: PLAYING PIANO AND GUITAR: LISTENING TO MUSIC: TV/MOVIES/ANIME: I don't watch much TV. It tends to bother me. When I do put on TV shows, it's usually something like Criminal Minds, Psych, or Monk. As for Movies, I usually prefer Animation and such to Live Action movies. I would rather watch The Iron Giant than Ironman 2 (Heh heh, Iron giants and Iron men. Sorry, couldn't resist). That being said, I am quite thrilled that there have been so many Comic-book-turned-blockbuster films lately-- But I'm still waiting for Legion Of Super Heroes to take the silver screen... I've always liked parody-style movies, like The Princess Bride, Shrek, and Enchanted. I would take action-adventure or sci-fi flick over a chick flick ANY DAY. I absolutely adore Miyazaki Animes, and I liked Code Geass (though it was definitely too adult to watch with any of my younger siblings). I like watching anime based on manga AFTER I've read the manga first... though sometimes I manage to watch the anime first. I've recently been watching an anime called Mushi-shi, and for some reason I love it, possibly because it's so different... KARATE: SCIENCE: INTERNATIONAL COMMUNICATIONS: FOREIGN LANGUAGES: ATTENDING CHURCH: A FEW FAVORITE QUOTES: "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." - Wesley, The Princess Bride "Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing." - Robert Benchley "Christianity is not a theory or speculation, but a life; not a philosophy of life, but a life and a living process." - Samuel Taylor Coleridge "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" - Scott Adams "Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom." - Samuel Taylor Coleridge "A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition." - G.K. Chesterton "Greatness and goodness are not means, but ends." - Samuel Taylor Coleridge "Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence."- Ambrose Bierce "Language is the armory of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies of its past and the weapons of its future conquests." - Samuel Taylor Coleridge Finally, I always forget to put my disclaimers in my stories, so here goes: If I've posted a story up here, it's FANFICTION. IE, I didn't invent (most) of the characters, or the universe in which they currently reside. I often wish I were creative enough to have done so, but I'm not. There you have it. They don't belong to me, I don't make any money off of them, but I love them anyway. | |||||
1. Absolution » reviewsWith Kabuto's reluctant return to Konoha, old feelings come to a peak. Will the fragile psyche of a purposeless shinobi cope with the animosity of an entire village? Can he gain acceptance from those he once betrayed, and learn to trust them in return?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,763 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 1-19-12 - Published: 6-12-10 - Kabuto Y. & Shikamaru N.2. Document 12788034576b » reviewsOtherwise known as the -not journal!- writings regarding the disadvantages of being a human hero. When I wished to be human, I did not realize how difficult my life would become... struggling with my own humanity alongside a legion of super-humans.Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 1-14-12 - Published: 12-31-093. One of Those Days » reviewsYou guessed it, another Exo-Force fic! When the Exo-Force team is left without Sensei Keiken to diffuse tension and things start going wrong, how long will it take them to actually work together? Someone other than Asterisk78 please read these! please?Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-14-11 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete4. Death Threat Diner » reviewsCome and join all your favorite villains in Death Threat Diner- Delicious Delicacies for the Demented and Dastardly! Join Slade, Darth Vader, Thrax, Cobra Commander, Orochimaru, Humperdink, Lord Voldemort, Artemis Fowl and...Grandma Ethel!X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-28-10 - Published: 9-1-085. Document 12788034576a » reviewsShould anyone stumble upon the writings of this unfortunate individual, let it be known that he died friendless, hopeless and useless. At least, not long ago, that was how I felt about the whole matter. My name is Querl Dox, and I am a human...Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,895 - Reviews: 206 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 9-3-08 - Complete6. A New Kind of Threat » reviewsWhat happens when you mix two ninja, a mutant freak on the run from the US Military and Cobra? Madness, in essence. Ninja centered, OC, slightly AU, Sigma6 'verse.G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,761 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-17-09 - Published: 3-13-087. Three Question Marks » reviewsIs it love? Or is it a crazed fangirl-stalker who won't leave Brainy alone? Whatever happens, if there's a fangirl involved, you KNOW there's going to be trouble! But please, Lightning Lad, leave a shred of the poor Coluan's dignity intact- we beg you!Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 4-8-098. If I'd Been The One reviewsI tried to act indifferent, but that doesn't mean I didn't care." "I've always had everything...but when it comes to the most important things, I find myself at a complete loss..." Emo breakup twoshot, Haruhi POV, Kyouya POV. KyouyaxHaruhi.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-09 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.9. Conifers, Elephants and 'the Spirit of Christmas' reviewsWhile most of the legion is all for celebrating christmas, one of them isn't quite so interested. Will Brainy learn the real meaning of christmas? a last-minute contest entry for greenie...Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-23-08 - Complete10. Team Building » reviewsIt's been a slow day for the Legion, so what could be better than a team building exercise to spice up life? RAWR contest entry, possibly becoming a multi-chaptered fic...Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-22-0811. Past, Present and Future » reviewsLOSH/EXO-FORCE X-over! A movement of robot-haters is on the rise, and when he is left with no other option, Brainiac 5 is forced to bring forward another figure from the past...Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 6-23-08 - Complete12. Pepsi » reviewsIt all started when Storm Shadow was forced to spend "quality bonding time" with Kamakura. Before they know it, they're both caught up in another Cobra plot- one that might just succeed... Sigma 6 'verse, R&R peoples!G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-2-08 - Published: 5-14-0813. The Unpredictable Game Show » reviewsPrepare yourself for the unpredictable game show- a unique show that changes hosts, rules and contestants every episode! Xovers of movies, books, cartoons, manga, anime, etc... R&R please!X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 2-22-0814. A Day in the Life of Takeshi reviewsExo-Force. The Title Says it all.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-23-08 - Complete15. A Day in the Life of Hikaru reviewsExo-Force. The title says it all.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-23-08 - Complete16. The Contagion Conspiracy » reviewsWhen Ryo is discovered unconscious in the cockpit of Uplink, Hikaru fears the worst. When the Exo-Force team hears the actual news, things go from bad to worse... is there any hope for the Techie? Exo-Force again. Another boycott fic. Enjoy!Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 3-28-0817. Just a Genius » reviewsFate hasn't had this much fun in years! Sure, Exo-Force's attack on a no-longer-secret robot lab had inadvertently become more than just a sabotage mission. But that was nothing compared to what awaited the strike team's return to Sentai Fortress…Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete18. Impossible! » reviewsThis is a fic dedicated to my beloved writing buddy Asterisk78- You're awesome, bud! Read why in the AN inside. Anyway, an AU fic about what would happen if Exo-Force was real... kind of farfetched, but funny nonetheless! R&R!Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete19. Blink! reviewsAU, Exo-Force, reverse-boycott fic. -So what's new?- Ryo may be the champ at 3d chess, but how does he fare when faced with a game based on his greatest weakness?Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete20. Still Standing reviewsAs usual, Hikaru is getting on our lovable techie's last nerve. However, if Ryo's going to spar with the blue-haired annoyance, it's going to be on his terms... yet another backhanded exo-force fic. oneshot.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-11-08 - Complete21. I call it Uplink » reviewsI'VE HAD IT! I looked everywhere for an Exo-Force section, so I'm plopping my work here. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, this story takes place during the invention of Uplink when Ryo is sick of being left out. R&R, it's good, I promise!Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete22. Anything reviewsYet another Exo-Force oneshot. Anyway, a competition takes place between Hitomi and Takeshi to prove that they can do anything better than the other. That is, until Ryo is found guilty of doing something better than either of them...Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-27-08 - Complete23. How Can I Live Without You? reviewsYet another backhanded boycott Exo-Force fic! Ryo is in a state of deep depression, he's lost his beloved- dead, by the robots' hands... How will he deal with life without her there? Sort of a drama/humorous oneshot. Surprise ending.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-26-08 - Complete24. A Theme Song For ExoForce reviewsYet another Exo-Force fic. Ha-Ya-To is bored and invents a theme song for Exo-Force, to the tune of the song 'Veggie Tales'. oneshot. I'm sort of backhandedly boycotting Fanfiction. See inside for more details on that...Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-08 - Complete25. Choices » reviewsAnimatedseries... When the Legion is called to investigate a robbery, Superman is captured and used as a hostage to force the Legion's departure. In a race against time, Brainy is forced to decide between his duty… and his friend.Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-7-07 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete26. Warped » reviewsAnimatedseries, TeenTitansXover. Superman's headed back to visit his family, and he doesn't expect too much of a welcoming party. Nor did he expect to end up somewhere different. But then, he didn't expect his friends to join him either... ON HIATUSLegion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 7-5-07
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