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Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite gender.(AKA if you are a girl, write 2 boy's names)

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.

1. Tonks (come on I don't have to type her first name)

2.Hermione Granger

3.Blaise Zabini

4.Draco Malfoy

5.Bill Weasley

6.Remus Lupin

7.Ron Weasley

8.Harry Potter

9.Bellatrix Lestange

10.Severus Snape

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?

Bill/Snape-No, but it would be an interesting read if it was written right. Then again, EVERYTHING can be a interesting/good read when written right.

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Blaise-Yes, very much so. Enough that I'd kidnap and molest him quite happily.

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Remus/Tonks(didn't do that on purpose)- they'd both die when the baby was a month old. In MY world (as childish as it sounds), they'd live happily/hilariously ever after.

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Bellatrix-Not lately, I read one a while back but I don't remember...

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Ron/Hermione-Jeez, I just picked out all the canon couples didn't I? No, I think she'd be better with a Slytherin. Or someone less stupid than Ron.

6)4/8 or 4/9?

Draco/Harry or Draco/Bellatrix-I'm gonna have to say 4/8(Draco/Harry), because well she'd just psychotic(not to mention his aunt, who is older than his mother!)

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?

Ron, Harry/Blaise- Um, depends on the 'Ron' persona, there's 'prejudiced and Gryfindory' or I-know-my-best-friend-so-well-that-I-don't-care-and-think-he's-a-saint

-even-if-he's-too-stupid-to-realize-it. I like to think he'd freak then be cool with it.

8)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

Draco/Severus-Being that this is ff.net and that this is the HARRY POTTER branch of it, I think it's safe to say yes.

9)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Bill/Tonks-Even When The Colors Clash

10)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to suduce 1?

I honestly don't have an answer for this one...

11)Does anyone on your friends list read #7 het? What about a 9 slash?

Ron het, Bellatrix slash-Yes, and I'm pretty sure no.

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose.

Snape-Unknown Soldier by Breaking Benjamin (See? Even the title matches!)

13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?

Um...werewolf in heat?

14)What pick up line might 8 use on 10?

Why don't we try out some of those Potions you've been working on?

Everything is always okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end-Unknown

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former-Einstein

The world owes you nothing. It was here first-Mark Twain

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them-Jane Austen

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them-Robert Frost

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer-Robert Frost

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in-Robert Frost

Opinions are like asses; everyone's got one-Dr.Phil

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity-Ellen Parr

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this-Unknown

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh-Voltaire

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't-Erica Jong

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Murphy's laws:

1. Anything that can go wrong, will.

2. You will always find what you are looking for in the last place you look.

3. No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, it will always go on sale after you've bought it.

4. The other line always moves faster.

5. In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

6. Anything you try to fix will cost more than buying a new one..

7. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will mess it up.

8. If it don't fit, force it - if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

9. When a broken appliance is demonstrated for a repairman, it will always work perfectly.

10. Build a system even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.

11. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

12. In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence and remains there.

13. There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.

14. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

15. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

16. Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

17. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

18. A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

19. In a case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

20. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

This is the longest, grammatically correct, non-punctuated sentence that one can make with only one word. Buffalo can mean: 1) prop. noun- a city in New York 2) noun- an animal 3) verb- to pester, annoy, or confuse

To make sense of this, replace definition two with 'people' and definition three with 'intimidate.'

Buffalo people (whom) Buffalo people intimidate (also) intimidate Buffalo people.

Courtesy of William J. Rapaport from the University of (where else?) Buffalo!