Name: Hazel.

Preferred Nicknames: The Ruler of All Things Living, Queen of the World and Bubbles.

Age: Old enough…or young enough. Depending on your optimism. No wrinkles to be found, and I have my period, to answer any questions. (You see, no matter how awkward that last sentence may seem, it shows that I’m at least a teen, but not a victim of early menopause.)

Sex: Haven’t had it yet... or female, (DURGH, considering i was JUST discussing the details of my menstrual cycle with you.)

Occupation: Student, Writer in training, piano teacher and professional monkey wrestler.

Physical Appearance: Short, brown eyes, dark hair and tanned skin. Average Filipina, I guess.

Personality: Just to quote one of my friends, "Hazel is a tiny little leprechaun filled with pepsi and movie quotes." or something like that. works perfectly : )

LOVE IT:

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Jennifer Aniston, Kate Winslet, Keira Knightley (no specific order) , then Drew Barrymore and Anne Hathaway. The guys are James McAvoy, Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, Hugh Dancy, Jakey Gyllenhaaaal. (all the guys have no order. GOSH they're all so cute xD)

Crushes: Hugh Dancy, Zac Efron

Favorite Movies/ Shows: FRIENDS (totally and completely obsessed with it at the moment) along with, Titanic, Atonement, the Pirates of the Caribbean series (DMC is my favorite, i don't care if people think i'm insane.), Pride and Prejudice (2005)... Gilmore Girls and like, a billion psquillion more.

Favorite Books/Authors: Anything Jane Austen, Princess Diaries series (Meg Cabot) and Atonement (by Ian McEwan).

HATE IT:

Actors/Actresses I hate: Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez (will they just SHUT UP already?), Nikki Blondsky (SP? On the last name. i kinda hate her , but probably only cause of my Zanessa fan-ness.), also... Angelina Jolie. She can act, but hello HOMEWRECKER. kay, no. scratch that. BRAD PITT. (how dare he leave jen aniston? lol) As you can see, i'm extremely shallow.

Movies that make me want to shoot my brain out?: Napoleon Dynamite. (time HORRIBLY wasted, like actually. I kept waiting for it to get better, i kept telling myself "everyone says it's so funny... yeah. It stayed HORRIBLE.) , Camp Rock (Shoot me now)just any movie with Selena and Demi. oh, and I also hated Hairspray.

COUPLES I'M SHIPPING:
(PS: ill like other couples in the same movie/show/book , just these are the ones i'm constantly looking for.)

Movies: Rose/Jack (Titanic) , Cecilia/Robbie (Atonement) , Elizabeth/Darcy (Pride and Prejudice), Elizabeth/Will (POTC), Jane/Tom (Becoming Jane).

All extremely traditional and obvious. These are my weird couples.

Harry/Hermione (Harry Potter - Ginny makes me want to hang myself) , Mia/Andrew (Princess Diaries 2 - nothing wrong with Nicholas, but i just happen to like this couple) , Jules/Joe (Bend it like Beckham - just cause).

TV: Ross/Rachel (FRIENDS) , Luke/Lorelai (Gilmore Girls) , Rory/Tristan (Gilmore Girls) , Rory/Jess (Gilmore Girls) - LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE : )

Real Life: (Yes, i'm messed up like this) : Kate Winslet/Leonardo DiCaprio , Keira Knightley/James McAvoy, Keira Knightley/Orlando Bloom (SHE'S DATING AN ORLI LOOK-ALIKE, jeeez!) , Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt (Sorta. I just like them more than brangelina, and i think all her other exes are tools) , Anne Hathaway/Jake Gyllenhaal, Zac Efron/Vanessa Hudgens.

(:QUOTES: )

Will get more, too lazy at the moment.

Oprah: I heard your favorite scene is when you’re having sex with Anne in the car.
Jake Gyllenhaal: That’s my favorite scene.
Anne Hathaway: Oh. My. God.

Regis: I understand you threw your blackberry overboard, making the Pirates movie with Johnny Depp?
Keira Knightley: Yeah, it ended up in the ocean.
Kelly: Why?
KK: I don’t like how people can always be in touch with you! You always have to email people, so I just got really annoyed with it…then felt really bad because I thought a fish was going to eat it and die or something.

Letterman: Did he ask you out?
Keira Knightley: What? No! Great, now you’re going to make me feel like a failure.

Keira Knightley: It was really hard, because there was nothing there to fight. So I was basically throwing swords into mid air, with Gore (The Director) running around screaming, “I’m a tentacle! I’m a tentacle!”

Oprah: What’s your take on plastic surgery?
Kate Winslet: Oh my God, That just drives me nuts. Why? Why would you inject your face with a rat’s testicle?
O: Is that what it is?
KW: Isn’t it something weird like that?

Joey: I had a dream last night... but, er, I don't want to talk about it!
Chandler: What if Martin Luther King said that? "I have a dream... yeah, I don't want to talk about it."

Conan: Lisa Kudrow was here, and she said when the show went off the air, people were talking about grabbing different stuff (...) and i'm curious. Did you grab anything?
Jennifer Aniston: I didn't grab anything. Did I grab anything? No, I didn't grab anything. They all stole stuff!

Jennifer Aniston: They don't end! Do you get rumored?
Jay Leno: Nah, I get stupid rumors. Like, what's one? Gimme another one.
JA: You want another? You believed... wow, so many of them! You believed that rumor that I was married to Brad Pitt.

RANDOM HAZEL-LIKE FACTS, DETAILS, QUOTES, ECT.

- Need help to quit biting your nails? Paint them ... that actually doest always work. But it tastes REALLY bad.

- When i'm bored, I try not to think of penguins. Harder than it sounds.

- Becha didn't know i'm fluent in french. well, ma mere m'avait place dans une ecole bilingue dans l'ecole primaire, et maintenant je suis encore dans une ecole francaise, plusieurs annees plus tard (mais pour la pluspart , nous parlons en anglais.) Ownage? I think so : )

- I think it's incredibly awesome when asians, or other women with naturally darker skin, call pull off the blonde look.

- don't. think. of. penguins.

- Im currently in the middle of a bet. It ends next month, but yeah... I can't watch movies, or anything movie related. i'm DYING.

- though i rarely capitalize my 'I's' when i'm typing facts, or comments or whatever, i ALWAYS do when i'm writing, either here or at school. It drives me insane when i'm reading something professional-ish (i don't know how to describe it.) and they DON'T CAPITALIZE i's!.

- when people have more than three points at the end of a sentense to show a pause, yeah, it's ANNOYING! like, seriously, THREE'S ENOUGH.

- InStyle magazine? my BIBLE.

- God? yes. fully christian, so i mean nothing by the above statement. (minus the fact that InStyle is incredibly and epically awesome)

- Honey roasted garlic Miss Vicky's chips make my life.

- Movies? Best invention. Along with YouTube available interviews.

- I don't actually watch tv xD , but i'm obsessed with Friends and Gilmore Girls. I got obsessed with Friends cause there was nothing to watch when I was at my aunts house, and she had season one on dvd. Yeah, it's AMAAAZING. Gilmore girls? It was there, on the library shelf... i watched it, and got oobbsessed : )

- yeah , when a celebrity i like is in a movie, ima watch it, regardless of what it's about. The number of weird movies i've seen because of an actor ... haha, anyone ever see "The Cat Returns"? it's originally from Japan... Anne Hathaway voiced Haru in english xD

- Insult my favorite movies, favorite actors, couples ect? You. Will. Die : )

- I'm allergic to peaches. Didn't stop me from eating one though. I don't plan on doing THAT again.

- I was at an open house, and I was bored. Yeah, so i was with my two spy partners ... I fell in the line of work. I now have a sprained ankle, but on the plus side ... all that is bad has now been conquered.

- what's sad? I actually WAS being a spy with two of my friends. I landed weird on my ankle when i was trying to run behind a pillar to sneak up on a group of people who were "evil." it was at an open house for a university. Win? I think so : )

- Dark chocolate makes me gag. White chocolate is the only chocolate worth eating, and white hot chocolate from second cup? yeah. nuff said.

- I actually fricken love Britney Spears : )

- Ashley Tisdale should stop trying to be her, cause it just makes me wince. I loved A.T at one point, but now shes being a wannabeeee , which gets annoying.

- I think that's enough , right?

I love PM's, send 'em!

Thanks : )

xo Hazel