Name: Hazel

Preferred Nicknames: You can call me Liz, Hazel or Bubbles. I also will respond to The Ruler of All Things Living and Queen of the World.

Occupation: Student, writer in training, piano teacher, tutor, Gap employee, Old Navy employee and professional monkey wrestler.

Personality: Just to quote one of my friends, "Hazel is a tiny little leprechaun filled with pepsi and movie quotes."

Interests: Moviefreak, and proud of it.

Favorite Actors/Actresses: This changes with each movie phase. So at the moment it's Tina Fey, Natalie Portman, Kate Winslet, Sandra Bullock, Saoirse Ronan, Jennifer Aniston, Keira Knightley, James McAvoy, Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal...

Love:Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Dancy, Zac Efron, Jake Gyllenhaal and Leo DiCaprio

Favorite Movies: Too many to list.

Favorite TV Shows: Friends, 30 Rock & Gilmore Girls.

Favorite Books/Authors: Anything Jane Austen.

"Leo, I'm so happy I can stand here and tell you how much I love you,
and how much i've loved you for thirteen years.
Your performance in this film is nothing short of spectacular ...
I love you with all my heart, I really do."

- Kate Winslet , GOLDEN GLOBES 2009

"I would like to thank what this film was about for me, which are the moms that take care of the babies and the children no matter where they come from.
Those moms and parents never get thanked. I, in particular fail to thank one.
So, if I could take this moment to thank Helgabee... for not letting me ride in cars with boys untill I was eighteen, because
she was right, I would have done what she said I was gonna do.
For reminding her daughters that there's no race, no religion, no class system, no color, nothing.
No sexual orientation that makes us better than anyone else.
We are all deserving of love."

- Sandra Bullock , ACADEMY AWARDS 2010

Couples I’m shipping:

Movies: Rose/Jack (Titanic) , Cecilia/Robbie (Atonement) , Elizabeth/Darcy (Pride and Prejudice), Elizabeth/Will (POTC), Jane/Tom (Becoming Jane), ... just, the main couples in most Romantic Comedies. My non-traditional couples? Harry/Hermione (Harry Potter) Mia/Andrew (Princess Diaries 2), Jules/Joe (Bend it like Beckham).

TV: Ross/Rachel (FRIENDS) , Jack/Liz (30 Rock) , Luke/Lorelai (Gilmore Girls) , Rory/Tristan (Gilmore Girls) , Rory/Jess (Gilmore Girls) , Pheobe/Joey (FRIENDS)

I'm also completely mental that I like celebrity couples: Kate Winslet/Leo DiCaprio, Sandra Bullock/Keanu Reeves.

FAVORITE QUOTES (:

Keira Knightley: It was really hard, because there was nothing there to fight. So I was basically throwing swords into mid air, with Gore (The Director) running around screaming, “I’m a tentacle! I’m a tentacle!”

Oprah: What’s your take on plastic surgery?
Kate Winslet: Oh my God, That just drives me nuts. Why? Why would you inject your face with a rat’s testicle?
O: Is that what it is?
KW: Isn’t it something weird like that?

Matthew Perry: I can tell if someones Asian just by looking at them. I don't even need to hear them speak, I can just tell.

Jennifer Aniston (Rumor Has It): I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to.

LOVE:

People: People who use exact change, cause then I don’t feel like such a nerd. People who laugh when I have movie rants, but don’t judge. People who don’t care about how much of a loser they are when they freak out about a new pokemon game.

HATE:

People : People who think that calling someone a jew is an insult, who think the racist jokes in south park are funny, who make fun of religions, ethnicities, sexual orientation, looks ect, people who feel the need to insult someone by a stupid terrorist joke ... they all need to fucking realize that everyones the same, and you have no fucking right to talk to someone like that. I'm against discrimination like NO ONES buisness. Racist jokes make me actually want to punch the person in the face. I wont ever join in, nor approve in jokes about gays, different race ect. AND EVEN IF YOU MAKE FUN OF WHITE PEOPLE TOO, DOES NOT MEAN ITS OKAY TO MAKE FUN OF OTHER RACES. thats all (:

Movies / TV shows that make me want to shoot my brain out: Napoleon Dynamite, Camp Rock, South Park, Family Guy.

HAZEL FACTS:

- I'm allergic to peaches. Didn't stop me from eating one though. I don't plan on doing THAT again.

- Leo Dicaprio, Hugh Dancy, Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds are gorgeous and I WILL marry one of them one day.

- I'm not a TV watcher. The only show thats on the air that I watch is 30 Rock, but I have to set an alarm to remember to watch it. Im that cool. Its a brilliant show, so its worth it (:

- On February 22nd 2009 , Kate Winslet won her first Oscar. On March 7th 2010 , Sandra Bullock won her first Oscar . These two years were the hilights of my very short, movie centered life. (hense the random quotes in the middle of my profile)

- I've never typed "Blue Waffle" on Google and clicked I'm Feeling Lucky

- The above statement is a lie as of last month. -shudder-

Thanks for stalking my page. Remember, you break, you buy.
xo