PROFILE UNDERGOING MASS REVAMP. Expect random bits to be added here and there. Thanks for your cooperation!!

-UM

Some Basic Information:

Hi, my name is Umbreon Mastah, UM for short. I'm a teenage girl, but that's about as much information as you're extracting from me. I write fanfictions, obviously. Usually I'll stick to Smash Bros., but I also have written for Pokemon and enjoy writing about Kirby and Paper Mario characters. I have a deviantART account: http://um-chan649.deviantart.com/. My favorite type of music is alternative and rock, favorite band being Coldplay (favorite song: Shiver). I like to draw (mostly fanart). My favorite characters are Meta Knight, Dimentio, and Doopliss. I am an avid cookie fan and give out cookies to all my reviewers. I'm learning Chinese and hope to learn Japanese in the future. I play piano and acoustic keyboard (which is a fancy term for xylophone, marimba, etc.). I'm a night owl and enjoy getting up in the middle of the night to make soup. I prefer listening to my iPod to talking to people and writing to texting. I'm fairly certain I have mild OCD and quite possibly ADD, too. I will stay up late at night to type stories.

I dance to the music in my head.

While My Profile's Being Revamped, Enjoy This Randomness!

List twelve of your favorite characters, in no particular order.

1. Meta Knight
2. Issun
3. Doopliss
4. Umbreon
5. Vivian
6. Waluigi
7. Mimi
8. Jigglypuff
9. Bowser Junior
10. Ashley (from WarioWare)
11. Amaterasu
12. Dimentio

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

WaluigixAmmy? ...Odd, but not completely unreasonable. No, I've never read one.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

(glances at Umbreon) You're kidding me, right?

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Dimentio and Jigglypuff... My mind just blew up. No, seriously.

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?

Not by name, but I remember reading one or two specifically ABOUT Junior.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

IssunxWaluigi? ...No.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

VivianxJunior vs. VivianxAshley? VivianxJunior, because I don't like yuri.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Well, Mimi would 1) be scarred for life and 2) be extremely unhappy because it would mean Dimentio was gay. (for those of you too lazy to scroll up, it's Dimentio and Issun XP)

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Ashley tries to find out what's REALLY under Doopliss's sheet...

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

MetaxJiggs? I dunno, it's not like I've WRITTEN it or anything...

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

Only a Fool (MimixDimentio ftw!!)

11. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?

I dunno...I know I do! (has basically read all and any DooplissxVivian material available)

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

I've drawn Ammy, and maybesomecake (on DA) has drawn Ammy, but other than that...not that I know of.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?

IssunxUmbreonxVivian? ...I don't think so...

14. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?

Probably Lullabye by Billy Joel for Jiggs.

15. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

MetaxWaluigixDimentio? Warning: Lots of purple yaoi. XD

16. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, heart-broken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12 , then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Meta Knight and Mimi (?? excuse me?) are in a happy relationship until Junior runs off with Umbreon (...ooookay...). Meta, heart-broken (can't understand why...), has a hot one-night stand with Ammy (o.O WTF?) and a brief unhappy affair with Dimentio (again I say, WTF?), then follows the wise advice of Vivian and finds true love with Doopliss (even though that wouldn't be wise at all because Vivian and Doopliss belong together and Meta's not gay...).

17. What title would you give this fic?

Do Not Read.

18. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

MimixJigglypuff? I would shoot someone.

~~And another one! (I'm bored, kay?)~~

Make a list of ten characters. The first five should be guys, the second five girls.

1. Doopliss
2. Dimentio
3. Meta Knight
4. Waka
5. Junior
6. Jigglypuff
7. Amaterasu
8. Mimi
9. Ashley
10. Vivian

1. 1 and 6 are making out. 9 sees them, what is her reaction?

(Doopliss and Jigglypuff don't even see Ashley)
Ashley: ... (walks away slowly)

2. What is a good shipping name for a 4 and 9 pairing?

WakaxAshley? Er...MoonlitMagicShipping (??).

3. 4, 10, 5, and 6 are invited to 7's home for a party. What happens?

Waka: (tries to hit on Ammy the whole time)
Ammy: (sweatdrop) Why did I invite you?
Vivian: Junior, have you seen Jigglypuff?
Junior: No, last time I saw her she was near the punch, though...
Jigglypuff: SUGAH!! (runs around Ammy's house multiple times)

4. 2 and 6 are dancing. What happens when 4 sees them?

Waka: I'm gonna tell Mimi and Meta Knight!
Jigglypuff: EEK!
Dimentio: I say we kill him.
Waka: ...On second thought, your secret's safe with me!! (runs away)

5. What is a good name for an 8 and 3 pairing?

MimixMeta Knight? FairyTaleShipping. (Well, Mimi would like a knight in shining armor...)

6. 10 has a birthday, and invites 2, 7, 6, and 9 to her party. What kind of chaos ensues?

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIVIAN!
Dimentio: I got you some smoke bombs!
Ammy: HEY! I got her CHERRY bombs!
Dimentio: Copier! (tosses smoke bombs)
Ammy: Grrrr! (tosses cherry bombs)
(EXPLOSIONS)
Vivian: I suppose now would be a bad time for cake...
Jigglypuff: CAKE?! SUGAR!!
Ashley: ... (facepalm)

7. 5 and 7 go to a day camp. What happens?

Junior and Ammy paint the whole time.

8. 4, 1, 9 and 7 go to school for one day. What did they learn?

Waka learned that you shouldn't flirt with the teacher, Doopliss learned that shapeshifting in the middle of a crowded cafeteria can cause mass panic, Ammy learned that doodling on the desk can get you in trouble, and Ashley learned never to go to school with a bunch of idiots.

9. What is a good shipping name for a 2 and 7 pairing?

DimentioxAmmy? CelestialChaosShipping. (Don't look at me like that!)

10. Everyone goes after 10. Does she have a chance?

Yeah, Vivian can disappear into the shadows.

11. Everyone goes after 3. Does he have a chance?

Yeah, cuz it's Meta Knight and he's badass.

12. 5 throws a pear at 1. What happens?

Doopliss transforms into a dragon and scares Junior silly.

13. What do they all do when they're not part of this quiz?

Well...
Doopliss: Hangs out with the Shadow Sirens and transforms into stuff
Dimentio: Plots to take over the world and win Mimi's heart
Meta Knight: Trains, trains, sleeps, trains
Waka: Flirts with Ammy
Junior: Paints
Jigglypuff: Eats sugar
Ammy: Paints while attempting to tolerate Waka
Mimi: Avoids Dimentio, shapeshifts
Ashley: Works on her potions and magic
Vivian: Hangs out with Doopliss, avoids her sister, sets stuff on fire

WHEE QUIZZES!