HELLO!

My name is...KISAME FISH STICKS! (yeah, you're jealous)

So... I guess I'll start off by telling you about myself. Or would it be better to start with my obsessions? Hmm... I'm to lazy to ponder, so I'll just go with my first pick. :D

Okay, so I'm a member of the female species (what strange creatures we are) and I have been a proud chocolate fanatic for the past two months. :D

Other that eating chocolate and trying to figure out why men find us so confusing, I like to dabble into the worlds of anime, music, literature, art, and dictatorship. Besides my hobbies, I am forced into the daily rituals of eating, sleeping, peeing, showering, and going to school (such a hard life) and I've been happily married to this way of life for fourteen long years. So don't try to screw up my beautiful relationship with it by giving me work to do. Trust me, me and work get along as well as coke and mentos.

Whatever.

Read my current and future stories and I’ll be happy.