CRUCIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!
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FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN READING MY HORRID FANFICS!!!!
I must tell you now that I have to put all my stories on permanent hiatus until further notice. I have to concentrate on the steps I must take for college. March first I am going for a placement test, to see where I am in math and English. Plus I have to actually get together my portfolio, (for I am a drawer, I mostly draw anime but I have to draw real life for it so that's what I will be working on) therefore, I cannot spend a large part of my time on the computer reading and or writing. Of course, where I can, I will type. However, I can guarntee that there will be no more updates. The earliest I can hope for anything would may be during summer. However, I cannot say for sure. I must work diligently, of course I'll write snippets here and there, but until I can get a beta and once I'm all set for going to college, I won't post. Once I start writing again, I will be posting a Twilight fanfic. Canon pairings, with a few of my own characters thrown into the plot as well. No worries, EdwardxBella, AlicexJasper, RosaliexEmmett, and CarlislexEsme forever!
Having said that, once I'm not busy anymore, I will update my Naruto, Chrno Crusade and also my new Twilight fanfic. I originally wanted to post other fanfics, but I think until I get all this college stuff done and also my senior hours done, I will put those on hold. I need to edit anyways. Would anyone like to be my beta? I could really use one. LOOKING FOR ANYONE TO BETA MY WORK! Love you all, ja ne!
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Heyo all! Diabolical Kitstutora here, you can call me D.K.Chan though! I'm finally a senior in highschool and I have a shit load to do now, including going to work! So updates will be painfully slow. I apologize in advance for the waits. (By the way, that's me at about five years old I think.)
I'd like to say, to start off, I do not own any of the animes I write fanfics for. Many times I forget to put the disclaimers but I think we all know I don't own anything accept for the characters my friends and myself create. ~anime tears~ I wanna own lots of animes! And when I take over the world I shall own them! ~manical laughter~ Ok, enough of my phychopathicness randomly weird personality.
I'm a writer at heart, whether I write the most horrible stories ever to be read in human history, or I come up with a generally awesome plot. I write poems, fanfics, working on my own book, and of course, from time to time, I'll try to write a song. Albeit, I know they suck since I have no musical talent in that aspect. I love to draw, anime is mostly what I draw, sometimes I'll do objects, and real life. Not very often though. I tend to have problems with keeping the head proportional to the body, which I just realized and will start working on once I get the time. I love singing, Japanese or English. Mostly like Japanese though.
I am a very random person, therefore my fanfics often contains very comical elements and may not always make sense. Ok, so most of the time, there will be something in every chapter that doesn't make sense. That's because I give the characters a sense of my own personality. I try not to do that to the characters made up by the real creator of the anime series, but to my own wacky characters. Anyways, I don't really take compliments well. This is probably due to the fact when most people do give me a compliment, they don't look me in the eye which normally says, 'I'm lying out of my ass.'
Let's see, I normally revise my own work, but sometimes I'm in a rush to actually get it posted, so forgive spelling errors and words used out of context. If someone would like to be my editor, I would gladly take the help, but again, don't expect chapter update after update. Like I said, I have a job plus school, and now this College writing contest I'm doing. For this writing contest I'm going to write a short story and three poems, one of which I have already written. If anyone would like to read any of them once I'm finished with them, tell me and I'll send them in an e-mail. Might not wanna ask now though, I've only begun thinking of ideas for a short story. @.@
Um let's see... I love anime, I'll watch most anything, my favorites have to be... Chrono Crusade, Blood+, Hellsing, Naruto, Petite Princess Yucie, (by the way, how do you suggest a new anime catagorey?) Rurouni Kenshin (one of my top favorites) Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Elfen Lied, Neon Genesis Evagelion (sp?) Case Closed, Gundam Wing, Zoids: Chaotic Century, Beet, Mew Mew Power, Outlaw Star, G Gundam, Panyo Pany Digi Charat... so and and so forth, I can't remember half the animes I like.
Don't get me started on the music I like. I'll make this part pure and simple. I love everything from A to Z except for Heavy Metal and most Rap. Only rap I really truly like is maybe something in Japanese, or Eminem. At that, I like very few of his songs.
I am a vampire. I bite, and I hate the sun. Darkness is my comfort, but I'm not a depressed goth/emo/punk kind of person. I just like the dark because it's cool and comforting, the sun is to bright and it burns my skin too easily. I'm pratically half ghost. I also love the rain, why, I don't know, but I always feel extremely hyper when it rains. I am 100 percent a couch potatoe, I'd rather sit on my ass than do chores or sports. (of course I do clean when I can't stand looking at something, and then I go on a cleaning spree.)
I'm taken so don't ask, (not like anyone would really). I'm sorry for my rambling, everyone must really get bored of these type of things, ok, well, just to let you know. Nothing I write will be extremely short, I can't keep things short, I sometimes get lazy and don't give enough detail, sometimes I give too much detail, and sometimes just the right amount. I'm a hopeless romantic and have most characters paired up with someone. My more battle like themes tend to be in later chapters, (probably around the third I think) and I love horror, action, suspense, I thought the Saw 3 movie was freaking sweet, blood and gore doesn't sicken me, and Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer are the three most bad ass books on this earth.
Without further ado, read away my fanfics, and please review, I need all the feedback I can get to improve my writing skills. ARIGATOU MINNA!!!!!
FANFICS:
Naruto: Once I'm done drawing all the pictures for my portfolio I will continue this one. The chapter will be long so it will take a while to update.
Chrno Crusade: This will be the last fanfic I will update. I have just updated it today (February 27, 2008) so it will be a while before I update it again.
NEW FANFICS TO COME:
A Second Chance: New student Emery Redwood and Dante Waters invade Forks Highschool. Takes place towards the beginning of Eclipse. With the new student, a different kind of future is opened up to the Cullen family. But in order for it to work, both Bella and Emery must first overcome their pasts, become vampires and gain control over their abilities as vampires. Will everyone want this chance? What will the Cullen family say to this chance for a normal life? First chapter up and not sure when the next one will come. Lots of fluff, humor and romance, starts in Edward's point of view. ExB RxEm CxEs AxJ DxEmery and misc.
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A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
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Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
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