My Profile of Randomness (see the Harry Potter stuff...)

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

I'm no longer going to write FanFiction. And I mean it this time.

High School Musical FF was getting kind of old for me, and I've moved on to bigger and better things. No offense to HSM writers out there. My writing wasn't that good anyway.=, to be honest.

If you still want to read my writing, check out my FictionPress at http://www.fictionpress.com/~carcrashedheart I update it a lot more and the writing is a lot better. If anyone wants to adopt any of my stories, just send me a PM :)

xoxo music is happiness

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Favorie Cullens in order

Emmett

Edward

Alice

Jasper

Esme

Carlisle

Rosalie

PAST PENNAMES: elphabagirl94, musiclover94

If you are Team Switzerland (neutral-you like both Jacob and Edward) put this in your profile!

Big Hugs too... Baby-M-xo, my writing sister

5/20/08 Message: Happy 1 year Fanfiction Anniversary to me!

Stuff my friends and I made up while watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry: What's happenng to me?

Me: Hormones, son

Dumbledore: Cornelius...

Me: before he can say the rest of his line I LOVE YOU!

when Ginny does that Reducto curse thing that makes the prophecies fall

My friend: She power-walked to London and still did that!

New Title: Harry Potter and the Quest for Aerobics

Harry: How are we going to get to London?

Me: Powerwalk!

Hagrid: Alright, this is top-secret all right...I'm a woman

Harry: We have something we're fighting for.

My friend: Gayatude! (No offense to gays/lesbians)

The D.A.: upon getting into the Veil Room and the Order members arrive

Me: Finally! On with the aerobics!

And then there's the whole Neck thing...Dan needs to wear turtlenecks... :D

When Draco drags Cho into view when the Inquestrial Squad catches the D.A.

"This is the second time I'll break your heart, Harry"

Harry: to Snape We've been at it all night, if I could just rest...

All: break out laughing

The only time Harry's eyes are somewhat green are when he's possesed...sigh

My friend: Umbridge is a witch with a B

They really need to stop putting obligatory pauses in the movies...

Some Stuff about me

1. FIRST NAME: Lauren

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No

3. SIBLING NAMES: Matt, Brian, Michele

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? when i saw Wicked on the Fourth of July during For Good (yes, I will admit it. There probably wasn't a dry eye in the theatre)

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? THEY FASCINATE ME TO NO END

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? HUMAN hehe

7. KIDS? nope

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? What kind of a question is this?

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? yes, it's my BEST FRRIEND

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? sometimes

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yeah

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? no, i dont like heights

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? idk

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? It depends on the shoe

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? HAHAHAHAno

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Blue Moon

17. SHOE SIZE? 8 or 9

18. RED OR PINK? both

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? braces :( ugh

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? buddies from camps

DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? its their decision

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? im wearin jeans (blue of course) and red argyle socks

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? a PB & J sandwich :D

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? nothing, but I LOVE music, as you can see by my penname ;)

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? rainbow, i have a lot of personalities

26. FAVORITE SMELL? chanel No. 5 (oh lala!) no, not really...the smell of a new book

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? several of my friends

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Personality and height. I'm taller than most of my grade

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? yeah

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Soda!

31. FAVORITE SPORT? horseback riding

32. EYE COLOR? brown with black rims. I do this eye thing that freaks the HECK out of my friends.

33. HAT SIZE? Omg They Have Sizes!!

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, but I am bespectled 8)

35. FAVORITE FOOD? a lot

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Depends on who your with

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? 27 Dresses (IT ROCKED!)

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? does a necklace count? well, i have a necklace that says 'free hugs' on it, made my moi

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer, but my birthday's in December. Weird, huh?

40. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? SUGAR!

Location: Forks, Washington (I wish...)

Hair Color and Eye Color: brown

I'm my own best friend

If you really don't care who Troy is with, copy and past this into your profile!

Spork/George Clooney/Ben/Sport/Emily's BFF RULES!

January 20th, 2008: HAPPY 2nd ANNIVERSARY, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 1!

August 17th: Happy 2nd ANNIVERSARY, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2!

So much has happened in 2 years! Holy cats!

PEOPLE TO THANK!

People who put me on Author Alert and Favorite Author, and people who put my stories on Story Alert and Favorite Story! You guys rock. And people who give me ideas. And the reviewers!!

PLEASE REVIEW MY STORIES! I squee everytime i get one, even if it's a flame-until I read it (yes, i know it's lame). So PLEASE REVIEW! It would mean the world to me:)

STORY BUISNESS:

COMPLETE STORIES: Suddenly, It's Too Late to Apologize, This Is Just a Dream, This is Gabriella's Now, I'm Going Out Tonight in my Red High Heels, Life is Precious, Teardrops on Gabriella's Guitar, Hannah Montana Song Parodies, Hairspray Song Parodies, Wicked Song Parodies, The New Girl in Town, Going Home, 1972, Family, Clashing of the Musicals, Creme Brulee Makes Everything Better, For Better or For Worse (formerly known as Who Can Say If I've Been Changed for the Better?), Gabriella's Heart Will Go On, Gabriella Can Hear the Bells, Full Circle, 11:55, Fearless, Flying With a Broken Wing

STORIES I AM CONTINUING: Everyone Has a Problem, We're Just Two Footprints in the Sand, What Is This Feeling?, You're the One That I Want, Hey There Gabriella, High School Musical is Wicked!, 1 800 GONE

Favorite Songs (of the moment)- Thunder by Boys Like Girls, Shake It by Metro Station, Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift, Misery Business by Paramore, Dance Floor Anthem by Good Charlotte, Remember Cedric Diggory by The Remus Lupins (it makes me sad and makes me laugh at the same time)

Celebrity Crushes: Chace Crawford, Jude in Across the Universe, Jim in The Office, Rupert Grint, Adam Brody, Michael Cera, other that I can't remember

Singers: Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Avril Lavinge, Fergie, Carrie Underwood, Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens, Jordan Pruitt. Katharine McPhee, Celine Dion, Martina McBride, Rihanna, Cascada, Taylor Swift, Ciara, D.H.T, Beyonce

Movies that(almost) make me cry: Titanic, Bridge to Terabitha, High School Musical 1 and 2, Harry Potter 4 and 5, end of Juno, some parts of 27 Dresses, The Notebook, the Let It Be scene in Across the Universe

most sad, makes-you-want-to-cry kind of songs: My Heart Will Go On, Gotta Go My Own Way, When There Was Me and You, When You're Gone, Different (Honk), Every Tear A Mother Cries (Honk), Sing Your Own Song/Up on the Fridge Breakdown (Dear Edwina), Teardrops on my Gutair (hence the name- it's by Taylor Swift), So Small, Just a Dream, I Know You Won't, Part of your World by Jodi Benson from The Little Mermaid, most of Taylor Swift's Album (i.e.: Cold As You, Tied Together With a Smile, etc.), On My Own from Les Miserables, Let it Be

TV shows/Movies: Hannah Montana, High School Musical, Pirates of the Carribian: Dead Man's Chest, Pirates of the Carribian: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Carrabian: At Worlds End, Flicka, Read It And Weep, all of the Harry Potter movies, American Idol, Raise Your Voice, Mean Girls, Bridge to Terabithia, Hairspray 2007, Hot Fuzz, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Juno, 27 Dresses, Across the Universe, The Office (Jim is cute :D)

Reads: Harry Potter series, Dragon Rider, P.S. Longer Letter Later, Snail Mail No More. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants(series), Holes, Small Steps, All-American Girl, Ready or Not, How to be Popular,The Princess Diaries (series), most of Meg Cabot's books (she is now my favorite author), Harriet the Spy, 1-800-Where-R-You series by Meg Cabot, ttyl, ttfn, l8r, g8r, Boy Meets Girl by Meg Cabot, TWILIGHT, Queen of Babble series by Meg Cabot, Jinx by Meg Cabot

Authors: J.K. Rowling, Cornelia Funke, Meg Cabot, Lauren Myracle (I have her signiture- I got it in the mail!), Stephenie Meyer

Musicals/Plays: Honk! Junior, Dear Edwina Junior, Wicked, Annie, Your A Good Man, Charlie Brown, High School Musical:On Tour (truthfully, it wasn't that good), Hairspray, Rodger's and Hammerstein's Cinderella, Harriet the Spy (I'm Laura Peters- rat-nest hair), Grease, How to Eat Like a Child, Les Miserables, Buddy: The Buddy Holly Story, Urinetown, Across the Universe (it's a rock musical)

Pairings:

Real Life: Really most of them (i.e. Zanessa, Zikki, Cornique, Zashley)

Twilight: Bella/Edward, Bella/Jacob

Princess Diaries: Mia/Michael, Boris/Lily,then Boris/Tina, Mia's bodyguard(Joe)/Grandmere (in the movies)

Hairspray: Penny/Seaweed, Link/Tracy, Corny/Amber

1-800-WHERE-R-YOU series by Meg Cabot: Jessica/Rob

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Luna/Neville, Dumbledore/Grindlewald ;)

Zoey 101: Zoey/Chase

All-American Girl and Ready or Not (books by Meg Cabot): Sam/David

Hannah Montana: Oliver/Lily, Miley/Jake Miley/Oliver

High School Musical: Basically any of them, except slash and incest (i.e.: Rypay when they are related) (I have nothing against gays/lesbians, i just don't like writing it)

Pairings I Disagree with:

Martha/Ryan (they don't talk to each other at all!)

Hermione/Draco (two words: filthy mudblood)

any slash, incest (like Rypay, no offense)

Harry/Hermione (read Dealthly Hallows, then it's pretty self-explanatory)

Quotes:

Chloe: "Let's go find the burning peanut butter!"

while watching 27 Dresses when Jane slaps Kevin/Malcolm (it was dark outside)

Friend #1: Rejection...

Friend #2: Not rejection, bitchslap!

The Guy from SuperSize Me: I've got the McTwitches!

"Maybe that's not the right comparison. Maybe it would be too easy to turn down the brandy. Perhaps I should have made our alcoholic a heroin addict instead."- Edward Cullen

"So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?"- Bella Swan

"Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin."- Edward Cullen

"I don't think I can. I've told you, on the one hand, the hunger- the thirst- that, deplorable creature that I am, I feel for you. And I think you can understand that, to an extent. Though, as you are not addicted to any illegal substances, you probably can't empathisize completley."- Edward Cullen

"Isabella. Bella, I couldn't live with myself if I ever hurt you. You don't know how it's tortured me. The thought of you, still, white, cold...to never see you blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when you see through my pretenses...it would be unendurable. You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever."- Edward Cullen

"Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?"- Edward Cullen

"Bella, I've already exterted a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk."- Edward Cullen

"Drunk?"

"You're intoxicated by my very presense."

"Yeah, it's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell."- Bella Swan

"You are my life now."- Edward Cullen

"He never leaves, does he?" Renee Swan

"Well, Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It's just something he does in the sun. Don't worry about it..." thoughts of Bella Swan

"Sure. We watched zombies eat people. It was great." Bella Swan

"Yes, me too. Maybe we'll get lucky tomorrow and something will eat us!" Bella Swan

"Alice, what did you think you were going to find? I mean, besides me dead? Did you expect to find me skipping around and whistling show tunes? You know me better than that." Bella Swan (grrr...)

"I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her." Alice Cullen

"Sorry, Mom." Edward Cullen

"If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too." Bella Swan

"I can see where you might confuse me with a nightmare. But I can't imagine what you could have doen to wind up in hell. Did you commit many murders while I was away?" Edward Cullen

"I'd be happy to beg now, if you'd like that." Edward Cullen

"No." Rosalie Cullen

"Absolutely not." Bella Swan

"Nice." Jasper Cullen

"Idiots." Alice Cullen

"Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down." Edward Cullen

"You and Billy gossip like old women." Bella Swan

"Penguins. Lovely." Edward Cullen

"And speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe mea yellow Porsche. I don't know that I want to wait for Christmas..." Alice Cullen

'If I hadn't begged on Jake's behalf-after all, he put weeks of labor into both motorcycles, and he deserved some kind of payback-Charlie would have thrown by bike in a Dumpster. And possibly set that Dumpster on fire.' Bella Swan Narration

Bella and Edward Note-Passing

B: 'So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?

E: 'Why is the plane crashing?'

B: 'The pilots are passed out drunk.'

E: 'Easy. I'd fly the plane.'

B: 'Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral toward the earth.'

E: 'I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident and we'd stumble away like th two luckiest survivors in history.'

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around." Emmett Cullen

"Go have fun. Bag a few mountain lions for me." Bella Swan

Edward's Note:

I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me.

Look after my heart-I've left it with you.

"I'm staying close to home to hunt. I'll only be fifteen minutes away if you need me. I'll keep an eye out for trouble." Alice Cullen

Translation: don't try anything funny just because Edward is gone.

"See," I said out loud-taking to inanimate objects, never a good sign-"That's not so horrible, is it?" Bella Swan

"But I am a werewolf. And he is a vampire." Jacob Black

"And I'm a Virgo!" Bella Swan

"Edward's only human, Bella. He's going to react like any other boy." Angela Weber

"Okay, I believe that. But I want you to know something-when it comes to all this enemies nonsense, I'm out. I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland." Bella Swan

"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safty conscious behavior." Bella Swan

"This hostage stuff is fun." Alice Cullen

"I don't think I'm welcome anymore." Bella Swan

"Did you run over someone's cat?" Edward Cullen

"I prefer brunettes." Edward Cullen (YES! :D)

"Okay, time for the werewold to get out!" Bella Swan

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." Edward Cullen

"Dang! I thought I got everything." Bella Swan

"I didn't stab him. He forgot he had a knife in his hand." Bella Swan

"That's not nearly as fun as the way I imagined it." Edward Cullen

"Dartmouth seems to think you're Dartmouth material." Edward Cullen

"Amazing. How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward Cullen

"It's a talent." Alice Cullen

"Hey, Edward. Ditching, Bella?" Emmett Cullen

"Scared the hell out of them, too. Emmett and I were away hunting. Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into." Edward Cullen

"Jasper will be bored. Emmett will make fun of me." Bella Swan

"Yes. Do me a favor and challenge him to an arm-wrestling match. It would be a good experience for him." Edward Cullen

"That's impolite." Edward Cullen

"That's Jacob." Bella Swan

"I hate you, Jacob Black." Bella Swan

"That's good. Hate is a passionate emotion." Jacob Black

"I'll give you passionate. Murder, the ultimate crime of passion." Bella Swan

"I'm really sorry about your hand. Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob Black

'She hit me." JB

"Why did she hit you?" CS

"Because I kissed her." JB

"Good for you, kid." CS

"Fall down again, Bella?" Emmett Cullen

"Sure. Of course I will. I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it makes Jasper happy. Why not?" Bella Swan

"There isn't much that's traditional about you and me." Edward Cullen

"Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever-every single day of forever. Will you marry me?"

"Yes."

"Well, even if she does get her way, we can keep it small. Just us. Emmett can get a clerical license off the Internet." Edward Cullen

"Yeah. Bunch of vampires trying to kill you. The ususal." Jacob Black

"But I don't count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault." Bella Swan

"Underneath, I'm always here." Jacob Black

"I know. Why else would I put up with all your crap?" Bella Swan

"Don't be stupid. Don't you like having ten toes?" Jacob Black

"You know, Jacob, if it wern't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the reason for my existance, I might acutally like you." Edward Cullen

"Maybe...if you wern't a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck out the life of the girl I love...well, no, not even then." Jacob Black

"Bella, I just...I just beheaded and dismembered a sentient creature not twenty yards from you. That doesn't bother you?" Edward Cullen

"Next time? Did you anticipate another war soon?" Edward Cullen

"I don't think you need to worry about Jake too much. Anyone who can cuss with that kind of energy is going to recover." Charlie Swan

'Worrying, always worrying. How different it woud be when he didn't need to worry about me anymore. What would he do with his free time? He'd have to get a new hobby.' Bella Swan Narration

"Espically Mike. Oh, Mike! How will I go on?" Bella Swan

"Frozen forever at eighteen?" Edward Cullen

"Every woman's dream come true." Bella Swan

"I'll meet you at the altar." Edward Cullen

"I'll be the one in white." Bella Swan

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" Bella Swan

"Then I suppose you don't know how utterly, heart-breakingly beautiful you are tonight. I'm not surprised Mike's having difficulty with improper thoughts about a married woman. I am dissappointed that Alice didn't make sure you were forced to look in a mirror." Edward Cullen

'Oh well, I thought to myself. He was a vampire after all. Maybe we were going to Atlantis' Bella Cullen Narration

"Why am I covered in feathers?" Bella Cullen

"I bit a pillow. Or two." Edward Cullen

"I was asleep. This is really good, by the way. Impressive for someone who doesn't eat." Bella Cullen

"Food Network." Edward Cullen

"You are so human, Bella. Ruled by your hormones." Edward Cullen

"If I don't have a better sense of equilibrium in my next life, I'm demanding a refund." Bella Cullen

"Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks." Bella Cullen

"What? Are you trying to pass this illness off as PMS?" Edward Cullen

"Threes, acutally. You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested that they try out their new play makeup on me. Don't worry, Emily has pictures Acutally, I look pretty hot." Quil

"You're such a patsy." Jacob Black

"I don't notice girls anymore, you know. I don't see their faces." Quil

"Put that together with the tiara and makeup, and maybe Claire will have a different kind of competition to worry about." Jacob Black

'Normal people couldn't run like this. Sometimes I thought it might be fun to enter a race-you know, the Olympic trials or something. It would be cool to watch the expressions on those star athletes' faces when I blew by them. Only I was pretty sure the testing they did to make sure you wern't on steroids would probably turn up some really freaky crap in my blood.' Jacob Black Narration

'I stared at him, dumbfounded. Was he asking to postpone the death match for a more convenient time?' Jacob Black Narration

"She can have puppies if that's what it takes." Edward Cullen

"Make Bella see sense? What universe do you live in?" Jacob Black

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up." Bella Cullen

'No problem. You want me to be all doom and gloom, or just shut up' Seth Clearwater

'just shut up.' Jacob Black

'Can do' Seth Clearwater

"Your family's divergence frum humanity is much more interesting. Magical, almost." Carlisle Cullen

"Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo." Jacob Black

"Not pleasant? Gosh, that'll be such a change." Bella Cullen

'Rosalie started tapping her toe impatiently. The sound was really irratating. I wondered what she would do if I threw her through a wall right now.' Jacob Black Narration

"So who's going to catch me a grizzly bear?" Bella Cullen

"And if it helps Bella, it's a good thing, right?" Seth Clearwater

"What?" Jacob Black

"Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby." Leah Clearwater

"On his head, apparently." Jacob Black

"He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too." Leah Clearwater

"Lead paint?" Jacob Black

"Looks like it." Leah Clearwater

"Funny. Why don't you two shut up and sleep?" Seth Clearwater

"You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool." Jacob Black

"Shut up, Seth." Jacob Black

"Shutting." Seth Clearwater

"You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair." Rosalie Hale

"Rose'll catch me if I trip over my feet, which could happen pretty easily, since I can't see them." Bella Cullen

"Oh well. I guess my brain will never work right. At least I'm pretty." Bella Cullen

"Let's go hunt some stinking herbivores." Bella Cullen

"I gotta say it, Bells. You're a freak show." Jacob Black

"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?" Bella Cullen

'For a tiny space, I was dissappointed. What? No magic visions, no formidable offensive abilites loke, oh, shooting lightning bolts from my eyes or something? Nothing helpful or cool at all?' Bella Cullen Narration

"You should've seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless." Jacob Black

"No, I don't care if you bite Jacob. That's fine." Edward Cullen

"Nope, sorry. I'm not really a fan of drugs, and neither is my husband. Just say no, and all of that." Bella Cullen

"Excellent. The forest needs thinning." Emmett Cullen

"I know. I love you, too, Jake. You'll always be my best man." Bella Cullen

"Hard to feel confident when you're surrounded by horse-sized wolves." Emmett Cullen

"So there are real werewolves? With the full moon and silver bullets and all that?" Bella Cullen

"Real. Does that make me imaginary?" Jacob Black

"He looks at me and sees...what his father should have been." Edward Cullen

"You are fairly ideal in every way." Bella Cullen

Jokes

Who killed Soulja Boy?

YOUUUUU! starts doing the Soulja Boy Dance

Knock Knock?

Who's There?

You Know.

You Know Who?

Yes! AVADA KEDAVRA!

Nicole: Do you know who wrote the National Anthem?

Me: Francis Scott Key almost at once (which is right)

(silence)

Nicole: What?

-do not ask me how I know that off the top of my head, as I do not know myself.-

Ten Ways to Tell When You're Completely Obsessed with Harry Potter
You know you are unhealthily obsessed when...

10. You go to the midnight showing of the movies and books releases, watching all the other psychotic people who are there as well. You make fun of those souls that are dressed in costumes, yet deep down you wish you had drawn a scar on your head with permanent marker too.

9. The only way you can fall asleep is if you listen to the Harry Potter soundtrack on your Ipod.

8. You've had AT LEAST one dream where Harry's had to save you from a Dementor/Death Eater/Voldemort/maybe even a Cornish Pixie.

7. You drink tea and then subtly try to make out shapes with the remaining tea bits, attempting to tell your future.

6. You call your little brother/sister Voldemort when they're being evil.

5. Your brother pretends to be Daniel Radcliffe (imploring a very realistic British accent) as he tries to trick you into letting him into your room. The sad part is, you wish it really were Daniel.

4. Your friend comes over after their tennis practice and you greet them by saying, "Hey, how was Quidditch practice?" And you DON'T even notice your mistake even after your friend looks at you like you're being possessed by Tom Riddle himself.

3. You accidentally write "the water apparated" on your science homework only to be asked by your lab partner, "What does apparate mean?" At that point, you try to explain to your partner that it's when the sun dries up the water and makes it disappear into vapor. You then dumbly realize that you meant to write "the water EVAPORATED!"

2. You've actually TRIED playing Quidditch before by sticking a log in between your legs and chucking random tennis balls at your friends' heads.

1. The day you turned eleven, you prayed that an owl would find its way to your bedroom window and bring you an acceptance letter from Hogwarts.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own damn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech and the lives that were lost in the NIU shootings.

OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile!

If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

A Salute to High School Musical:

On January 20th, 2006, a movie came out. It wasn't just any Disney movie but High School Musical. On top of having a cast of fresh, talented, (and hot) stars, it had a decent message and songs that were contagious. The movie was in fact so big, it went world wide, topped the charts, won awards, and even had teachers singing the songs. It touched the hearts and souls of countless people around the world and racked in tons of money for Disney in the form of two DVDs, a soundtrack, posters, shirts, bags, and not to mention more pubclicity. High School Musical... some may say it's childish to like a Disney movie so much, but i think not. I'm proud to say i loved the movie, and would like to say Happy One Year Anniversary HSM. If you're a High School Musical fan and proud, copy this and paste it, or at least show some appreciation

If you have made it this far, I applaud you :) Please check out my writing below, I know it's a lot. I'm a write-aholic :D