Hi there. waves crazily

I decided to change this bad-boy after awhile cos of just how long the bugger is. Sadly, it just got longer...

Sooo...the awkward silence eh?...Well the names Fiona :) I'm a nut- Imagine Dawn french with delusions. I'm a brit too, and I can outdrink a small Irish pub already :) Now isn't that a suprise?

First of all, on your travels-Check out this friggin' amazing peice of talent :) and I assure you, there are no words for what she can do :)

here:CHAILYN http://www.fanfiction.net/u/797585/

and here: aloquaciousgirl http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1859553/

And here: Emeline Pigott http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1236483/

Thank you Courts!

Check out these lovely lasses aswell :) Cos ya know- Limp Sam, brilliant plot- practically guaranteed squees :)

Mimsilver- one of a kind gal, in good ole england too...shes got talent and she's growing! check her out, and do yoursef a favour x- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1516129/

BlueEyedDemonLiz-http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1431891/ another english talent, who's blown me away many times!

SikemiNatural- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1323036/ a pada-hair sister in supernatural crime...

Kris hun Darksupernatural- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1359740/ got an awesome sammy mind there...

Skag Trendy http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1397836/ another English talent who's got one hell of a dirty mind, but we love it!

And...not forgetting :) Spela baby! here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1475100/Soncnica She has...this way with words that can just pick you up and sweep you away and the most amazing mind :)

On with a teeny bit about me- I'm 17, tad young but not for the mouth- that has years even I didn't know about, I'm obsessed with the amazing and uber incredable show Supernatural. Because friggin' duh! and why! crosses the mind if you don't agree.

It's just...wow, like the effort that goes into it- the myths and legends, the brothers relationship- how they both complete each other and separate different boundaries and...oh! There's too many a'motions that go through for that show :) I do believe I'm whole squees

Don't need a man- I have two! flails

Thud

I'm majorly off the scale also obsessed with Sam, because damn those doggy eye's and he's the youngest waves something we have in common, his hair...I'm sorry, it's freakin' perfect! and just wow and Dean- man he was made for films!...okay, I'll stop the stalky talk.

But honestly Supernatural in other terms that's my little escape on life and the fandom, oh God- writing is such a release that no matter what is happening in the real world- writing can just fix it :) as Amy Lee so rightly says "Alarm clocks screaming, monsters calling my name, let me stay where the wind will whisper to me and the raindrops as their falling tell a story" And that's the beautiful life I lead :) Scurrying onto the laptop, reading and typing away- thuds and screams and tears later there will still only be more fics, more writing and more reading :) That will never change :)

I'm not necesscerily normal as you'd say, but what is normal?...Supernatural is my kinda normal if that's not a contradiction of itself...?? but yeah... Gotta' say Eric Kripke is a bonifide genius! I worship the ground he supernatural-fies :) bloody build him a shrine! NOW!

I survive off coffee, without that I dont get up or talk without a fatal threat to anyone who blinks at me, so coffee helps a LOT, oh and sugar...and cookies...and ice cream...and erm...did i mention Supernatural...? Cos I swear there isn't a dya gone by that I haven't linked something to Supernatural- the actors or an episode, a quote- Hell That's what I do :) I obsess and de-stress so leave me alone.

I swear a lot and I'm as common as soot on a chimney sweep so...ugh, I wanna be a comedian, mechanic, army op, teacher or something in acting- well first I'm a Yorkshire lass so no comedian, mechanics ok but then again women aren't taking seriously for that-I'd be out of a job faster than you can breathe, army op sounds great and I'd love the action, all the work related wouldn't be a downside 'cos I'm not afraid of hard work...it would be fun but I'm fat and lazy...so that idea went out the bloody window so fast there aint no window left, I'd probably kill the children or something as a teacher, and in acting let's face it...if your broad Yorkshire or whatever and look like me...might aswell be a nut in cover...haha fanfiction...ahem...anyway...

I'm just a tad psychotic and I can't spell- Obviosuly, I love any story about the guys that has that lil bit of angst, and hurt or LIMP! Sam and protective Dean. Basically anything with a moral or relate to real life, drabbles are good...lol and those darn crack fics!...wow...some of the stuff that is born from the authors...does make ya question yaself, but god the Limp! it's like high energised friggin' LSD on the mind, aint half worth a pot a' gold!

So like I said a bit erm...crazy and if you've ever seen the show, I LOVE the classic rock tune-age, and that BEAUT metallicar.

"Zeppelin rules!"- Music:-like AC DC, Led Zeppelin, Boston, Black Sabboth, Free, Foreigner, Blue Oyster Cult, Motor Head, Metallica, Bad Company, Journey, REO Speedwagon, Rolling Stones, then there's Evanesence, Trapt, Flyleaf, Paramore, Within Temptation, Full Blown Rose, Linkin Park, Iron Maiden, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Sugarcult, Good Charlotte, The Used, All Time Low, Switchfoot, Tatu, Styx, Ted Nugent, Taylor Hicks, White Stripes, Train, Avril Lavigne, Blondie, Green Day, Kansas, Nine Inch Nails, Outcast , Twisted Sister, Servent, Jefferson Airplane, The Faders, Matchbox Twenty, Scorpians, Seether, The Ramones, Plus 44, Plumb, Pink, Paul Kossof, Nighwish, Nickleback, My Chemical Romance, The Mint Chicks, Muse, Maximo Park, Lost Prophets, Johnny Cash, Jem, Hoobastank, The Fray, Fall Out Boy, Feeder, Damone, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Chris Daughtry, Cheap Trick, Buck Cherry, Breaking Benjamin, Bowling For Soup, Blink 182, Billy joel, Billy Squier, Bayside, Augustana, Argent, Appollo 440, Ana Johnson, Alterbridge, All American Rejects, Allman Brothers, Dave Matthews Band, Metro station, Relient K, Kate Voegele, Katy Perry, Meiko, Sherwood, Imogen Heap, Gavin Rossdale, Jimmy Eat World, Audioslave, 30 Seconds to Mars, Aerosmith, King's of Leon, Fightstar, Ash, Elliot Minor, Go Audio and a hell of a lot, more:)

Anyway if you read my stories any reviews welcome, and I thank you for reading this and for your time to take a review, theres some incredibly awesome writers out there and its an honour to share a site with them, so thanks a lot enjoy the read.

Stuff you should know, the deep stuffies:- Supernatural fiction is the glee to my yay! They will never be apart as long as I have my show and I have useable hands.

Writing is a release and it's the only bloody release like reading that can actually stress you up more than when you started- hence getting a fic tweaked just right ;) And it's a bugger I know but you don't half feel good afterwards :)

The reading part has most definitley caused more than a few flood storms :) Some of the stuff you guys can concoct just friggin' touches me! And no not like the pervy guy down the pub- I mean actual heartfelt heart wrenching feelings that no words can describe because it's been written so well, so effective, more words would be a waste.

So yes- I'm at Sixthform at the moment, doing Art, English Lit, Drama and finished my Tech A-level. I'm the most random student you'll ever meet cos everyday is a different button. I have bright red hair at the moment too and quite a few fetishes on piercings and tattoos :) The supernatural tattoo one of em! aha! :)

Not many people actually know that I write (proves to how bad it is!) but it's my secret :) My guilty pleasure that I can actually share with similiar minded people here who actually get the brothers :) and that's fucking beautiful to find out :) And yes- I treat this as a blog, deal with it.

Here- I'm going to complain some more :) I don't have a goal in life and as my teahcers protest I should- I think I'll be going into comedy, perhaps or maybe just settle for being a sucky actress, we shall see. I will never pursue writing as a career because that's me-fee-time, not work. And I don't want to see it that way. Plus I'm not near as fucking good! hah.

I'm a Sam girl, all the way! And I met the beaut bastard so that's a bonus because I've never met a pair of complete and utter nutters that are both friggin heavenly beautiful and yet so talented to be idiots and just...such down to earth genuine guys :) Now I'm not getting all soppy- it's true and that makes the fandom a such a happy place cos they exist as awesome guys :) Without the aid of a lonely authors typing. But anyway! off the point as I always get- It's Sam all the way and as season five is going- I've never been more heartbroken :) And I think I pretty much feed off angst. Yeah.

XOXOX

...but if your still reading n u aint got nothing else to do...heres a bit more bout me...boring I know

ME:

Classic jokes/ sayings/ references of mine: people responded well to them...some were offended...some cried...oh hell-warning, explicit images and words...well your gonna hear it someday.

Can bald people have hairline fractures?

of all objects, batteries are the worst of all...objects can break but be fixed...batteries DIE!

MANWHORE!

You are no tinkerbell!

"I wanna own a safara when i get older"- then I said "you'd feed the rhino's sugar, starve them for years and then send out family safari's on foot...can anyone say massacre"

would you rather have a bum on your forehead or feet hanging off your chin? to which a friend responded "Yeah but you can buy tiny little shoes for the feet, oooh but saucy knickers for the bum"- to which we agreed "You've put too much thought into this"

you aint gettin a crumb of my prized turkey!...eh hands off! Go gobble somewhere else

Did jesus ever wank? You can bet the bloody pope never answered that!

can you toast, toast?...cos then it would be toasted toast that was bread before it was put in the toaster, so put toast in the toaster to be toasted... (pulls shocked face) its burnt!- a tried and failed experiment.

"You want a chocolate?" - "No thanks my legs folded"- true line...we are mental lol

"We can go camping"- "noo im scared" -"don't worry it will be just like the blair witch project"-words of comfort to a friend

"You know you look like shit"- "yeah well, I just put some in your sandwich"

"I am never late...so time better slow the fuck down!"

"Ow"--whats wrong--"i swear someone just snacked on my ankle"

"You think he'd notice if we turned his cat pink?"

and this is actually what i want to do--(real me) dress up as the grim reaper and raid an old folks home-yep

so...

I got bored, and I decided to add a few more snippets to my bio after new year xxxxxxx

soooooooooo... want a laugh or offence?

these are mostly all true converstaions i have had with friends...and no i dont take drugs...unless coffee is one...

A true conversation with a slightly drunk friend. "Ya know that Shakespeare, didn't he write like...a play in the middle plauges"- "No Hayley, he's very famous and it wasn't the middle plauges, the middle ages and he wrote them all his life"- "No, I've seen a film recently about a play with Shakespeare and that lad from Titanic is wearing a tin suit and he falls for an Angel...but there's a black man singing in it..about young hearts...I'm sure he didn't write that"-you can imagine the sound of my hand slapping her face...we laughed ofcourse, no Hayleys were harmed...

Im gonna badge you in the eye!

blind man falls down stairs! now that's a headline!

the popes always in a dressing gown-my mum said that lol

whats the best way to die, -I dunno i'll let you know when i die

seriously what is worse dentists or clowns??...or apocalytic sausages that bring on the end of the meat world!

dont give in to the drunk, keep kebabs away!

im not demented i just have a different way of seeing things, and act in a different manner to rational humans

would i be good at air rescue? - youd crash the bloody copter first- me and a friend

Do you think im crazy-

no, why would say that?-

because the chickens, and the cows with wigs say i am

"I have a seventh sense"-"You have a sixth sense love, we've only got five"-"Yeah...so"

"I knew this would happen, I saw it the other day, like a deja-vu thingy"-"Why didn't you bloody tell me then, I wouldn't have lost my phone!"-"Oh no, I've only just remembered this...now"-"That doesn't make sense, that's like being a medium then telling someone their dead after you've bloody shot them!"-"That's just silly..." (shakes head)

lol

Good, good, jog on.

why do bats fly at night? their blind anyway- I've heard they wear special radar goggles- They are blind!!

EHH, less of that...keep your eye twitching to ya'self

Break my plates...i'll break your face. Then your feet and then your fingers...

Wise advice: by me (crazy grin) if the pan is big...you can make a bloody big pancake!

A question by a friend, a game...called what would you say to... then my answers were:

Dean: Can i shoot her?

Sam: not in punblic

you ever get the feeling were being watched...--yeah were on tv

BURGLER!

what the bloody hell did you shout that for?

I panicked

who needs tools when you've got a pigeon like mine

Don't underestimate the metally challenged, they have levels even we couldn't cross-Someone from NASA

OMG is that a flying pig?? (goes past window)

nope...

How do you know?

its only on a wire,

(glances up and down outside) Mutteres to self: wheres the wire coming from?

I dont aploogise to anyone or anything, im sorry that just the way i am

don't follow a path, create your own and lead like fat people in a field...

can you bless rain?

"swear to me your not lying Hayley"- "I'm not fucking lying Fiona!"

you fat pigeon

you ninja

I told you yesterday, i was gonna be gone today, and now its tomorrow, yesterday

what?

DIE

why does it have such a flat face?...-answer-...its meant to, it's a cat with a flat face...

i will kill you dead

best thing to do when your annoying people is to start talkin and change track completely half way through-for example

yeah, i really enjoyed that movie, its got him in it from- parsely sauce is good on fish too i need to pick some - quavers are the cheesiest by far

lol

thanks for ramblin' with me, there'll be more when i've had a sleep heheh

and again..i've added some crazy stuff...its the easter hols and ive gots lots of comments lol- especially from nutter friend conversations hha

with credit to Hayley, my best freind, lol

"I am not goin on that ride, it goes upside down and everything"

"what dya' think this one does?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Those pikey's av nicked my phone!

are you sure?

aww no, its in me shoe, ooh ive got a text!

its from the pikeys- true conversation

if you put a cat upside down and leave it on a bear, you can make paper mashe houses with fur

what are you talkin about

eggs with legs, best way to save money

oh ok...wait what?

dirty thoughts are nice daydreams

'A true story keeps a part of the author within it and brings flesh to the pages, feelings to the words and a soul to the ending, the binding are its bones, it has a life of its own and can be percepted in any way from a readers view, much like a person. you can read people in different ways, but to a story with a life...its neverending'

would you rather be kicked by an aligator or...dround upside down

where would we find an aligator

i could dress up as one...

so your going to kill me

no silly, the aligator would

helloo my pegigree chum

tony, you big balled fucker-the film 'snatch' and 'lock stock and two smoking barrels'

i will add more soon, lol

thanks for reading xxxxx

If your up to here...i hope your still alive, this is getting bloody longer and longer!

Do you think if god knew we'd be such little evil annoyances he'd never have created us?-

God didn't create us, were simple celled organisms based from monkeys and cave men...we evolved silly-

yeah...well god spelled backwards is dog, there simple celled organisms...so we evolved from god-

obviously not you...-

are you insulting me?-

no, im just picking on your outer person ready to create conflict and hurt within yourself...-

your complicated-

your evil-

you think your pretty smart-

i think your ugly stupid-

I have manmade intelligence-

No match for natural stupidity-

DON'T influence the cows!..they like suprises!

Dead excited- How can you be dead excited?...if your excited your never dead and if your dead...well ya can't really be excited can ya...ya can't really BE much...your dead!

Theres a downside to everything- especially hills...:D

"Hayley what are you doing?"-"They say if you eat cheese upside down your face goes blue..."-"Oh...how are we going to get you upside down then?"-"Hold my feet while I jump out the window"

"Fee, can you hear scratching on the window ledge?"-"Yep"-"well what is it?"-"A cat"-"How's a cat got up chuffin' here...were two flights up"-"Maybe it climbed the friggin' drainpipe..."-"Noooo...cats can't climb, and they don't sound like moaning frogs"-"maybe it's a frog then..."-"No, it's not a frog, and if you don't shut up it'll be your face on my fist"-"Then I'm watching south park and when you least suspect it, I'll bite your god damned foot"

"Your a twat"-"That's a pregnant goldfish"-"Yeah...you look like a pregnant goldfish...on speed"

This, I'm sure you've all heard before:A friend and a chav.

"Ya know they've put the world gullible in the dictionary"-"Yes I know...it's a bloody word you deranged twat, it's already in the fucking dictionary"

and I'm sure you've no doubt heard this:

"If you look up stupid in the Dictionary there's a picture of you"- to which a very amazing comedian answered (Ed Bryne) "Yeah I'm not the fucking idiot who had to look up stupid in the dictionary...and I'm pretty sure my dictionary doesn't have pictures"

Do you have a question for my boob?

Quotes from the brilliant, Monty Python films and series :)

I'm the reaper, come to do some reaping.

(Men, galloping along) Hey your not really on a horse, your just banging two coconuts together!- Where'd you find a coconut in Europe?- I don't know...maybe a swallow brought it over- A swallow! they can't carry coconuts, unless you mean the African swallow:)

You know the Vikings- (Viking- I've been mentioned!)- I think it has something to do with them

Sorry sir, you can't cross this bridge you've got to fight me for it (After vain attempts to cross, he cuts off his arm) You still can't cross mate- That's a fair fight, I won let me cross- Erm...no no, I still can't let you cross- But I've just cut off your arm- Oh that, that's a flesh wound, come on...- Oh alright then (Cuts off arms and legs) Hey, you can't cross...! Come back here I'll fight you! - says the jumping torso...:)

thank you for reading- if you have any requests or questions feel free to lemme know by email or pm me, although my conection recently has been utterly bitchy! sorry about that.

x

thank you guys x

One last note...enjoy your alcohol, live the nights...and by all means be as cynical as you can...sadistic is the way to goo haha!