Hello there. I am fluffyinmypocket.

Age: None of your f-ing bussiness (but I am legal)

Gender: Female

Motto: Just because I'm crazy doesn't mean I don't know they're watching me!

Not much to know about me...so I won't share.

I am a firm believer in yaoi/mansex and take offence to those who think it is wrong. If it wasn't supposed to happen, why the hell does the prostate have so many fucking nerve endings in it for. Not like anything other than something long and hard is going to be able to touch it anyway.

Have a few stories going. Have fun reading what I got!

Love Reviews.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Name twelve of your favorite Death Note characters in any order.

1. L
2. Near
3. Mello
4. Light
5. Sayu
6. Watari
7. Ryuk
8. Rem
9. Matt
10. Soichiro Yagami
11. Aizawa
12. Beyond Birthday

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Sayu/Soichiro Yagami

Ummm...no! Just no!

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Mello...well kinda, not really my taste though.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Watari gets L pregnant? OMFG!! T-T

That is just too wrong to even imagine!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Matt...sure, but I forget what they were.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Ryuk/Near..no, they would most definately not.

Ryuk would probably eat Near...snicker

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Light/Rem or Light/Matt

Umm, I am not really liking either of these, but Light/Matt would be the most probable. (And least likely to make you barf)

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Ryuk discovered Mello and Rem in a relationship?

He would be gobsmacked...then he would laugh, just like I would!! XD

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Near/Watari

All Near wanted was a hero that would fight the thunder for him. Turns out that Watari was that hero.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Light/Soichiro Yagami

I'm sure that there is, but I have never read any of them, that's for sure!

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

L/Sayu

Well, how about something like 'My Brother's Keeper'. Yeah, I like that.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Mello/Aizawa

Mello comes to Japan to help L out with the Kira case and gets lost. Aizawa is sent to find him, but when he does, he also finds mutated rats overrunning the city!!

Mwwahaha!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Ryuk? No! Matt? Most definately!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

For Matt? Brake Brake by Go Audio

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Near/Mello/Watari

Warning: Fear for your measly little minds!!

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Rem/Sayu

"Hey, I have an addiction to pretty, dumb girls. I think you meet the criteria."

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Soichiro/Rem

Rem did not like glasses because she could always see herself staring back at her in the ones that Soichiro wore.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ryuk walking in on Near and Beyond having sex?

Well, in this case...I think he would turn around and leave quitely...and later smash his head against a wall.

And then cry everytime he sees L after.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Light de-flower L? Well, Light would have to get rid of L's seme virginity, because Light is the ultimate uke.

But...Light would be caught being Kira and when L asks him why, Light would tell him of his tragic past of being
beaten everyday by his mother and locked in a closet when his father was not home. Feeling sorry for him, L decides
to take Light with him and soon they get hot and heavy with one another. X)

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Ryuk? Again...NO!

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Mello? No, because Mello belongs with either Matt or Near...or both.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, Aizawa is just not loved enough! sob

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Near/Light/Sayu Well, I might...if I could think of a reason to want to commit suicide right after.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Soichiro...I don't even want to know!

But it might be somwhere along the lines of "Where the hell is my gun?"

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Sayu About six months ago.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Watari evil smirk He likes to masterbate in L's pie!!

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Aizawa shag Matt. He might, but they would both have to be drunk...and high!

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Mello and Ryuk Well, I say Ryuk, because if they do it doggy style, Mello wouldn't have to look at him.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

L and Matt are in a happy relationship until Matt suddenly runs off with Light. L, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand
with Aizawa and a brief unhappy affair with Beyond, then follows the wise advice of Sayu and finds true love with Near.

Well, this one would have to be called "Of toys and sugar". Sorry that is all that I could think of.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Ryuk/Rem

I don't think that I would have a problem with it. Actually, I think that it would be rather cute!!

Reasons For Any Girl To Join The Dark Side

1. They have cookies

2. Kira is a bad guy

3. The good guy seems to become obsessed over their villain

4. You’ll have a good guy on your tail any day you, using your brain and not your looks for once (for the most part), think up a plan

5. Cool “evil” theme music

6. You wouldn’t need to hide your tantrums that happen once a month, since it’s normal to want to kill someone for chocolate at least once a month on the Dark Side

7. There has to be one reason others have called you a psychotic bitch; coming to the Dark Side means you'll just fit in better

8. Sexy costumes

9. Johnny Depp usually plays an evil (or strongly misunderstood character) in movies, and you’d be on his side

10. Obsessing over someone will be completely understandable and accepted when you’re on the Dark Side, encouraged even

We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

Fun Quotes

“I had a moment of splendor. It was splendory, there was stuff.” -Jacob Lewis

“Here comes ‘Medieval emo kid’ with his dead bird in a box!” -Jacob Lewis

"You guys were saying that I looked naked...so I was telling you that I was going to wear pants." -Emmett Casey

"Sometimes I wonder if you wil ever make sense...then I remember that I just don't care!" -Me

"I remember that one day, when we were in a car tooling along at top speed, we crashed into a cyclist, an apparently very young and very pretty girl. Her head was almost totally ripped off by the wheels. For a long time, we were parked a few yards beyond without getting out, fully absorbed in the sight of the corpse. The horror and despair at so much bloody flesh, nauseating in part, and in part very beautiful, was fairly equivalent to our usual impression upon seeing one another." -Bataille