Holy shit dude. There're actually people reading this thing? ...Why?

Real name: Shannon

Last name: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-No.

Age: 15

Grade: sighs Sophomore in high school. JESUS CHRIST I'M OLD! TT_TT Random people in the background: "..." (sweatdrops and inches away)

Hair color: Brown

Hair length: Shoulder length with bangs on the left...and its so freakin bushy! ARGH!

Eye color: Green/gray/blue

Country: America

State: Texas

Town: Screw you, rapist-stalker!

Birthday: March 26, 1994

Favorite Creature: So what if dragons, vampires, and werewolves don't exist? There're the BEST!!

Current Obsession: ANIME!

Favorite food: RAMEN and POCKY!! And does Juicy Fruit Gum count as food?

At first I'm a shy person, but once you get to know me I'm a pretty random spazz of a person that loves to have fun and hang out with friends. I started writing at the age of eight or nine, but stopped about a year or two later. Drawing became an interest to me, so I took it up as a hobby. My interest in writing didn't come back until I was eleven or twelve when I started creating stories with a good friend of mine. A lot of you may know her as Raincloud93, Liz, or Elizabeth in two of my stories. I discovered Fanfiction almost three years ago, and I've had an obsession for it ever since that day. A few good friends of mine from school are also members, like lena kelley, Senka11, and HampsterHead. HampsterHead and Senka11 has yet to put up any stories. (glares) But I guess HampsterHead being lena kelley's Beta Reader will suffice for now. But Senka11 YOU BETTER GET STARTED!

Favorite Animes:

Wolf's Rain (This is the first anime that has been able to make me cry. No joke.)

Naruto (NINJA!)

Full Metal Alchemist (ALCHEMY! WOOT!)

Inuyasha (DEMONS!YES!)

Code Geass (TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN DISGUISE! XD)

Death Note (2nd anime that ever made me cry. TT_TT WHY L?! WHY?!)

Ouran High School Host Club (One of the shortest series I have ever watched)

Favorite books: Eragon, Warriors, Maximum Ride, When the Wind Blows, The Lake House (That's the 2nd book of When the Wind Blows, not the movie or the other book), and the Twlight series!

Favorite Warriors charactor:

Cinderpelt: SHE WAS SUCH A CUTE CUDDLY LITTLE KITTY!! T_T

Jayfeather: BLIND CAT WHO CAN KICKBUTT! I LIKE IT!

Silverstream: She was so cool. Sniff WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?! T_T

Crowfeather: KICKBUTT, CROWFEATHER!

Breezepelt: ZOMG! IT'S A MINI-CROWFEATHER! (Huggles)

Least Favorite Warriors charactor:

Bluestar:SHE CREEPS ME OUT, MAN!!

Favorite Maximum Ride character:

Iggy: ALL THE WAY MAN!

Least Favorite Maximum Ride character:

. . . I'll get back to you on that. . .

Favorite FullMetal Alchemist character:

How can I choose? Roy Mustang is so smexy while Edward Elric is so small and cute!

Least Favorite FullMetal Alchemist character:

Envy: DIE! YOU KILLED ED AND MAES!!

Favorite Naruto characters:

Sasuke: Neh, me and him are kinda alike. (No, I don't mean the avenger part!) We both get pissed easily! _

Kakashi: HE'S ALIVE! HE'S ALIVE! (tackles)

Gaara: He's just so cute and homicidal! (Cuddles)

Suigetsu: He's so funny and cute!

Juugo: He tops number two-just under Gaara-on the list of adorable yet insane!

Least Favorite Naruto character:

Sakura: DIE!

Ino: ROAT!

Karin: GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK! PERFERABLY A KARIN PLUSHY!

Favorite Wolf's Rain character:

Kiba: KICKASS! XD

Tsume: Sexy!

Toboe: (Squeals and glomps)

Least Favorite Wolf's Rain character:

...I'll get back to you on that...

Favorite Ouran High School Host Club character:

Kyouya: We both get pissy in the mornings!

Honey: SO KAWAII!!

Mori: He's so sweet to Honey!!

Hikaru&Kaoru: Who could hate those two? They're absolutly adorable!!

Tamaki: He's funny, dramatic, full of himself, and dimwitted!

Favorite Inuyasha character:

Sesshoumaru: (squeals) He's FLUFFY!

Shippo: So CUTE! :DDDD

Miroku: He may be a perv, but the windtunnel's pretty cool.

Rin: Aw.She's like a daughter to Sesshy!

Least Favorite Inuyasha character:

Naraku: ...I lost count on how many times that guy came back to life...

Kikyo: (Autheress is currently have a seizure)

Kagome: She looks like a slut in that school uniform...

Favorite Death Note Characters:

L: He's so adorable! He makes me want to huggles him!

Ryuk: He may be a shinigami, but he has a cute personality. Him and his apple withdrawls are so cute!

Near: I love that little albino! He's like a miniature version of L!

Matt: Of course, you gotta love that guy! We both have video game addictions!

Mello: Just look at him! How can you ignore that face?

Light/Kira: The only reason why I like him is because I find him quite funny during his 'Kira' moments. To me, the Death Note gave Light split personalities, Light being one of them and Kira being the other. Plus, him being the main character, he went insane in just the first episode. That doesn't happen alot in an anime. But when L told him that he was his first true friend I started to get soft spot for Light, but then he went and stabbed L in the back and that made me livid. (smiles innocently while driving a knife into a Light plushie's chest)

Least Favorite Death Note Characters:

Misa: Okay...she needs to get over Light/Kira. That obsession is kinda creepy...

Mikami: ...dude...seriously, get a life and a hobby...Light's not that fasinating, and he most definantly isn't God. Yes. I said it. How do you like me now, biotch?

Favorite Full Metel Achemist pairings:

Al/some half cat girl You have to admit, the idea is pretty cute. Seriously, he LOVES cats!

Roy/OC As long as its not Riza or Winry, I'm fine with it

Ed/OC Put him with somebody that would match his temper and shortness and it would make the perfect couple

Al/Winry Even though it has something to do with Winry, they are a nice couple

Roy/Ed They are horrible at hidding their relationship...

Most hated Full Metal Alchemist pairings:

Ed/Winry Ed needs somebody, but that somebody isn't Winry

Ed/Rose Same as before, Ed needs somebody, but that somebody isn't Rose

Roy/Riza I think I'm going to be sick

Ed/Envy No comment

Ed/Al Ed and Al love each other brotherly! Not loverly!

Roy/Fuery O.o

Favorite Warriors pairings:

Brambleclaw/Squirrelflight What can I say? Their meant to be!

Firestar/Sandstorm Can't you just feel the love in the first book?

Jayfeather/Willowshine It's just like Firestar and Sandstorm, except in different Clans!

Graystripe/Silverstream WHY!? WHY SILVERSTREAM?! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!

Crowfeather/Leafpool This is an example of the perfect romance: love, betrayal, tragety, and corn. XD Got you on the last one!

Birchkit/Applekit WHY DID ERIN HUNTER CANCEL OUT APPLEKIT?! BIRCHKIT HAS FEELINGS TOO YA KNOW!

Cloudtail/Brightheart Another example of the perfect couple: Cloudy still loves his precious Brighty, even though her face has been deformed

Sootfur/Whitewing I don't know how I came up with that, but I love that random pairing for some odd reason

Rainwhisker/Whitewing Same as before, I know its randomly thought up. I CAN'T HELP IT!!

Birchfall/Whitewing What can I say? Their destind for each other

Crowfeather/Feathertail Even though it ended in tragedy, I still love this pairing. DARNIT WHY FEATHERTAIL?! SHE WAS SO YOUNG!! T_T

Stormfur/Twanypelt Random, but I love it!

Jayfeather/Cinderheart Kitty love!

Fireheart/Cinderpelt I believe they had a secret relationship somewhere in the book! THEY HAD TO HAVE!

Breezepelt/Hollyleaf DON'T JUDGE ME! I'm just a poor, innocent girl with unusual thoughts! TT_TT

Most hated Warriors pairings:

Ashfur/Squirrelflight YYYAAAAAAAHHHH!! I HATE THIS PAIRING SO MUCH! I HATE ASHFUR! HATE HIM! HATE HIM! HE MAKES ME SICK!!

Firestar/Spottedleaf I'm okay with this pairing, but it doesn't really appeal to me. It was just a childhood crush like thing

Brambleclaw/Ashfur Like I said before, I have nothing against slash or yaoi. I'm a fan of slash and yaoi myself. But don't you see something wrong with this image?

Stormfur/Brook I'm sorry, I don't know why I hate this pairing. I honestly think Stormfur should have ended up with Tawnypelt!

Cloudtail/Daisy RAA!! CLOUDY YOU IDIOT! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO CHEAT ON BRIGHTY! LEAVE THAT WHINY WITCH AND GO BACK TO BRIGHTY!

Crowfeather/Nightcloud This pairing makes me want to slit my own neck. WHO THE HECK THOUGHT OF THIS?! CROWFEATHER BELONGS TO LEAFPOOL AND FEATHERTAIL!! WHERE THE HECK DO YOU THINK HE GOT HIS WARRIOR NAME?!

Favorite Naruto pairings:

Naruto/Sasuke SMEXY!

Kyuubi/Sasuke What? A girl can dream, can't she?

Kakashi/Sasuke YAY for Perverted-Jounin-Stoic-Student-relationship!

Lee/Sakura Even though I hate Sakura with a burning passion, they make a good couple. I'M DOING THIS FOR LEE!!

Jiraiya/Tsunade THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL!! lol lmaf rofl...I'm starting to question my sanity...

Neji/TenTen He can kick ass while she's a weapons expert. What else is there to say?

Shikamaru/Temari Do I sense relationship?

Gaara/Sasuke Past all that killing intent, deep down, Gaara loves our little Uchiha!

Sasori/Deidara Hehe...this is kinda funny...yet it's so adorable!

Kisame/Itachi Okay. I think we all know there's something going on between those two! Just look at them!

Most hated Naruto pairings:

Sasuke/Sakura OH.MY.GOD. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?! I'M GONNA GO OFF AND DIE NOW!!

Orochimaru/Sasuke THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL SASUKE WOULD GO FOR THAT SICK, TWISTED, PEDOPHILE, FREAK!

Sasuke/Ino Sasuke.Does.Not.Like.FANGIRLS! Do you not realise that he hates the 'Sasuke FanClub' with a burning passion?!

Kakashi/Gai The authoress is currently on the floor twitching at the moment, please leave a message after the beep

Favorite Wolf's Rain pairings:

Tsume/Kiba ZOMG! THE BEST COUPLE IN THIS ANIME!

Hiege/Blue One of the best couples in the whole series. Their meant for each other!

Toboe/OC Toboe is just so adorable! He needs somebody!

Hige/Kiba I'm not that crazy about this pairing, but it's okay.

Most Hated Wolf's Rain pairings:

Tsume/Blue No. No. No. No. NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! BLUE BELONGS TO HIGE!

Kiba/Blue Nuh uh. This is just wierd. Kiba belongs with Tsume and Blue belongs with Hige!

Tsume/Toboe I don't have anything against this pairing. I just think of them more as a brotherly or father and son like relationship

Kiba/Toboe To me, Kiba is more like an older brother to Toboe

Hiege/Toboe Like Kiba, Hiege is like an older brother to Toboe

Tsume/Hiege 0.o Uh...no offense, but they are more like the bitchy uncle and the obnoxious nephew, if you know what I mean

Favorite Death Note Pairings:

Light/L BEST PAIRING EVER! These two guys were changed together by handcuffs for what, a month? Don't tell me nothing happened!

BB/L Fuck you. This is almost as good as Light/L!

Matt/Mello Another great pairing. They're meant for each other!

Mello/Near It's obvious Mello is attracted to our little sheep cripple! Just look at them!

Matt/Near Aw. So cute! _

Most hated Death Note Pairings:

Light/Misa Gag me.

L/Misa They hate each other. How the hell can you not see this?

BB/Matt ...The fuck? They don't even KNOW each other!

BB/Mello That's just wrong. Mello might have been the narrator for the book, but that doesn't mean that he KNOWS him!

BB/Near ...

BB/Misora Hell no.

Favorite bands: My Chemical Romance, Avril Lavigne, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Rascal Flats, Switchfoot, Fall out Boy, and Linkin Park.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercromie and Finch told it uncool to breath. Copy this onto your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing at the others.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto you profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you enjoy speaking in wordy sentences like the one above, then copy this onto your profile!

If at least one anime has been successful in making you cry, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

This about a little boy who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is Edward

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Edward

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Drink Driving is bad. (Not Mine)

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

But when she saw the body
Tears started falling down
As she looked down to find
Her dead boyfriend on the ground

Drink Driving again Not Mine again...

I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.

Remember: NEVER drink and drive!

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, aussie_girl1990, animeprincess619, SasukeUchiha911, Fujin Chan, Spottedstar106

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

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For people that hate stereotypes:

you hate stereotypes and think ppl shoud just shut up and stop put this on your profile

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Look, I don't feel skinny and I don't feel fat. Okay?)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I only speak my mind in important situations, so shut it.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I have my beliefs, and you have yours. I don't want to force you into anything.)
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (What the heck? I am responsible! ...Well I try to be...>.>)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Hey, FUCK YOU! Texas RULEZ!)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Hey I'm only a teenager! Not even close to legal age!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Dude, I've never really HAD a boyfriend.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (...Those guys are like family to me.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I like whatever I want to like.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. (Hey, I believe in abstinence. Okay? I don't even have a freaking boyfriend!)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (Hey, your ticking me off I weight 126, thank you.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (You know how many times I've heard that in my entire school life? One day your gonna find yourself with a huge bloody noes. So watch it.)
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only punky chicks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I believe in Equal Rights. You should be able to love who you love, no matter same or opposite of gender.)
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (...I'm not color blind, thank you.)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

stereotypes i fit under, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how gay stereotypes are!!

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to
put her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.

To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night
because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get
down on her knees open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who
just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies
awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much
she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want
a guy who just plays with her
emotions but actually cares about
how she feels.

To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.
never again

To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl

Forget (Not Mine either!)

Forget his name, forget his face,
Forget his kiss and warm embrace.
Forget the time you spent together.
Forget it all he is gone forever.
Forget the fact that he once cared,
Forget the love that he once shared.
Forget his love that once was true,
Remember now there is someone new.

Forget you cried all night long,
Forget him when they play your song.
Forget how close you once were.
Remember how he chose her.

Forget you memorized the way he walked.
Forget the way that he talked.
Forget the times he made you mad
Remember how he made you feel so sad.

Forget the thrills when he said, "Hi!"
Forget the times he made you cry.
Forget the way he said your name.
Remember now he is not the same.

Forget you saw him yesterday.
Forget his gentle and teasing way.
Forget the things you had planned to do.
Remember now he is not with you.

Forget the times that went so fast.
Forget it all it is in the past.
Forget he said, I'll leave you never.
Remember now he is gone forever.

Forget the past that I once knew.
Forget it all leave it too.
Because he no longer loves me...
….He loves you.….

Unspoken love (Not mine also)

She'd known him her entire life
She always dreamed to be his wife
Just his smile made her heart melt
But she never told him how she felt

Forever hoped to have him here
Always dreamed to hold him near
Time passed and they both did grow
But still she never let him know

Perfect chances passed her by
But she just couldn't tell this guy
No matter what she'd ever do...
He still didn't have a clue
But one day her whole world did end
When she heard news from a friend
About the wreck he'd gotten in...
She'd never see his smile again

Now at his grave she softly cries
The tears running from sad eyes
This hurting girl whose heart is broken
All because of love unspoken

Child Abuse (Not mine)

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry. Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will beat up the crowd that the friend left you for

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their
online buddies

This is a true happening. A 21 year old female was addicted to crystal meth, overdosed, and lost her life.

After her death, they were cleaning out her apartment and in her top dresser drawer, found a poem she had written.

Meet Mr. and Mrs. Crystal Meth.

I destroy homes – I tear families apart.

I take your children and that’s just a start.

I’m more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold.

The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.

If you need me, remember, I’m easily found.

I live all around you, in school and in town.

I live with the rich, I live with the poor.

I live just down the street and maybe next door.

I’m made in a lab, but not one like you think.

I can be made under the kitchen sink,

In your child’s closet, and even out in the woods.

If this scares you to death, then it certainly should.

I have many names. But there’s one you’ll know best.

I’m sure you’ve heard of me, my name is Crystal Meth.

My power is awesome, try me, you’ll see.

But if you do, you may never break free.

Just try me once and I might let you go.

But if you try me twice, then I’ll own your soul.

When I possess you, you’ll steal and you’ll lie.

You’ll do what you have to do, just to get high.

The crimes you commit for my narcotic charms,

Will be worth the pleasures you feel in my arms.

You’ll lie to your mother; you’ll steal from your dad.

When you see their tears, you must feel sad.

Just forget your morals and how you were raised.

I’ll be your conscience, I’ll teach you my ways.

I take kids from their parents; I take parents from their kids.

I turn people from God, I separate friends.

I’ll take everything from you, your looks and your pride.

I’ll be with you always, right by your side.

You’ll give up everything, your family, your home.

Your money, your true friend, then you’ll be alone.

I’ll take and take till you have no more to give.

When I finish with you, you’ll be lucky to live.

If you try me, be warned, this is not a game.

If I’m given the chance, I’ll drive you insane.

I’ll ravage your body; I’ll control your mind.

I’ll own you completely; your soul will be mine.

The nightmares I’ll give you when you’re lying in bed,

And the voices you’ll hear from inside your head.

The sweats, the shakes, and the visions from me.

I want you to know these things are gifts from me.

But then it’s too late, and you’ll know in your heart

That you are now mine and we shall not part.

You’ll regret that you tried me (they always do).

But you came to me, not I to you.

You knew this would happen.

Many times you’ve been told.

But you challenged my power,

You chose to be bold.

You could have said no and then walked away.

If you could live that day over now, what would you say?

My power is awesome, as I told you before.

I can take your life and make it so dim and sore.

I’ll be your master and you’ll be my slave.

I’ll even go with you when you go to your grave.

Now that you’ve met me, what will you do?

Will you try me or not? It’s all up to you.

I can show you more misery than words can tell.

Come take my hand, let me lead you to Hell.

Written by

Alicia VanDavis

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

A Friend...
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

whats minnie w/out mickey?
whats tigger w/out pooh?
whats patrick w/out sponge bob?
whats me w/out YOU??

: Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Favorite quotes in movies and TV shoes:

"Jack drinks Jack, Jack drinks Jack, Jack drinks Jack!" - Jack from Four Brothers

"No, we named the monkey Jack." - Barbosa from Pirates of the Carribean

"It's Elizabeth! Hide the rum!" - Jack from Pirates of the Carribean 2

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Jack from Pirates of the Carribean 2

"Humankind can not gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of the Equivelent Exchange. In thoughs days we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth." - Alphonse from FullMetal Alchiemist

"I love you soooooooooooooooo much!" - Max from Maximum Ride

"WHO YOU CALLIN A ROCK SO TINY IT CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFING GLASS, YOU JERK!?" - Edward from Full Metal Alchemist

"Bite me." - Iggy from Maximum Ride, the Angel Experiment

"I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in pain. - Iggy from Maximum Ride, the Angel Experiment

"Well . . . I can't exactally say I was expecting that . . . WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FIASCO?!" - Roy Mustang from FullMetal Alchemist

Al: "It's like Alchemy! We have to give something up!" Ed: "Childbirth isn't like Alchemy, you dult!" - Alphonse and Edward from FullMetal Alchemist

"Hmm...How can I say this..? My first impression is...I don't like you guys!! - Kakashi from the Naruto Manga

Shikamaru: "Meh...that Naruto is completly out of the loop." Chouji: "So far out of the loop he doesn't even know there is a loop. He's not gonna be the hero of this little story." - Shikamaru and Chouji from Naruto

"I don't care. They looked at me the wrong way, so their gonna die." - Gaara from Naruto

"A senbon rainstorm, huh? I have an idea. Let's make it rain blood instead." - Gaara from Naruto

"The corpse's bitter tears of crimson mingles with the endless amount of sand, feeding the chaos within me, and making me stronger." - Gaara from Naruto

"What was that? I blinked and it was over. That kid's pitiful." - Kankoru from Naruto

Deidara: "You're kidding me. A little girl and a wrinkled old hag beat Master Sasori? He rants about art being 'beauty that last forever' and than dies a second later!?" - Deidara from Naruto

Me and My Friends' stupid ways:

Chip: "I'm gonna go over to his house and-." Betty: "NO! DON'T! HE'LL RAPE YOU WITH A BROOM STICK!" Me: "HARRY POTTER STYLE!"

Kendall: "We all have little hampsters in our heads that keep the wheels turning." Me: "Really? Cause I have a gerbil in my head."

Kendall: "Hey, Betty. What happened to the hampster in your head?" Betty: "Oh, he's dead." Me: "...So that's why you're brain-dead..."

Betty: "OH! YOU COW!"

Elizabeth: "Girl, you wanna go?!" Me: "Let's take this outside!!" Our other friends pretending they don't know us: "..." (Don't worry, we didn't get in a fight. We were just acting stupid. What else is new?)

Elizabeth: "OMG! Guess what!" Melissa: "What?!" Elizabeth: "I dunno..." Melissa: "!?" (I have a theory Elizabeth drank a liter of coke that day...)

Me: "I'm gonna miss you guys this summer." Betty: "Don't worry." Daynail: "Yeah, we'll stalk you." Me: "...I feel violated." Betty&Daynail: "You're welcome."

Me: (Gets hugged or tackled by a friend or family) "Oh, God! I'm being raped!"

My Dad: (Looks at the picture I am looking at)"That is one ugly guy." Me: (Gasp)"You did not just insult Mikey Way!"

Heather(my older sister): "Hey, Shannon-" Me: "Yes, Mary-Sue?"

Adam(my cousin): "You're short." Me: "SHUT UP!"

Ron(guy at my school): "You are short." Me: "I AM NOT SHORT!" Aaron(another guy at my school): "You know, he's right. You really are short." Me: "I AM NOT! YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST FREAKISHLY TALL!"

Ron: "Sh-" Me: "Say it, and I'll kill you." Ron: "Short-HEY! HEY! OW! STOP IT! OW!" (Runs away with me chasing him while screaming, yelling, cussing him out, and throwing my school books at him)

Me: "NOES! SONIC LIED TO ME! THIS ISN'T THE BEST BREAKFAST BURRITO!" (Anime cries) My Mom: "..." (Sweatdrops) Me: "EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!"

Me: "We're going to hell, aren't we?" Elizabeth: "Yes, yes we are."

Me: "LADY!" (Glomps my dad) Yes. I call I call my dad lady.

Girl in my Geography class: "Hey, Coach, are you married?" My Geography Teacher: "Yes, I'm married. Yes, I know I broke your hearts." Us: "THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT!"

Me: (looking at my cat) "Hey Molly! How's my wittle kitty?" Molly: (Stares creepily) Me: "Um...mom...Is it possible for animals to get possessed?" My Mom: "Uh... I dunno. Why?" Me: "Cause I think Molly wants to eat me." Molly: (Glarey-like look) Me: (Whimpers) "I'm scared..."

Elizabeth: "Freakin' Roger!" Me: "Jack. CrackerJack. Jackpot. Jack-in-the-box-" Elizabeth: "OKAY! I get it..."

Quotes from Fanfics (I don't own any of these quotes!)

Matt: “I saw a rat in the kitchen the other day.”

Mello: “Are you gonna take care of it?”

Matt: “Yup.”

Mello: “...I can't wait to see it die.”

Matt: “ I can't wait to kill it.” - Mello and Matt from xxxRagexxx's, 'Escape From Whammy'

RANDOM QUESTION TIME! YOSH!

Chidori or Rasengan? - CHIDORI ALL THE WAY MAN!

Kyuubi or Shukaku? - Kyuubi! Nine tails are better than one!

Demon or Half-Demon? - Demon!

Alchemy or Jutsu? - Erm...um...do I have to choose?

Flame Alchemy or Transmutation Alchemy? - FLAME ALCHEMY! MWAHAHAH! FEAR ME!

Inuyasha or Shippo? - Shippo! He's such a cute little fox demon!

Inuyasha or Sesshoumaru? - SESSHY! Cause he is my FLUFFY! :DDD

Ninjutsu, Taijutsu, or Genjutsu? - Ninjutsu!

Sharingan or Byuakugan? - Sharingan! GO UCHIHA BLOODLINE TRAIT!

Naruto or Sasuke? - Sasuke! HE HAS FIRE JUTSUS AND THE SHARINGAN!

Sasuke Uchiha or Itachi Uchiha? - (Wails) DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE?!

Kagome or Kikyo for Inuyasha? - Neither. I hope they burn in hell...

Eragon or Murtagh? - Murtagh. THEY MAYBE BROTHERS BUT MURTAGH IS SEXY AND ERAGON IS A WHIMP!

Vampire or Werewolf? - BOTH!

Dragon or Demon? - DRAGON!

Sword or Bow&Arrow? - Sword! SO DON'T TICK ME OFF!

Deidara or Sasori? - DEIDARA! HE LIKES EXPLOSIVES AND FIRE!

Art of Explotions or Art of Eternal Beauty? - Art of EXPLOTIONS! IT GOES BOOM! MWAHAHA!

Sakura or Ino for Sasuke? - Killing intent...rising...I DON'T LIKE PINK HAIRED OR ANNOYING PEOPLE!

Kakashi-sensei or Iruka-sensei? - But...But...Do I have to choose? I love my little scarecrow and dolphin! (Kakashi means scarecrow and Iruka means dolphin)

Sushi or Ramen? - RAMEN! Yuck, I hate sushi!

Coca-cola or Dr.Pepper? - Dr.Pepper!

Inuyasha or Kouga? - Kouga! He's a WOLF demon! Not some stupid dog demon...

Wands or Hand-and-Hand combat? - Hand-and-hand! Wands are for weaklings!

Twilight series or Harry Potter series? - TWILIGHT! They've got vampires and werewolves! Twilight sucks in all the right ways and...Harry Potter just sucks.

Edward Cullen or Jacob Black? - Edward the super sexy vampire! Jacob maybe a sweet werewolf, but he needs to get a haircut and needs to stop obsessing over Bella. Seriously. He needs a new hobby.

Emmett Cullen or Jasper Cullen? - Jasper Cullen the Love Doctor! But Emmett's cool too...

Wind-tunnel or Tetsiga? - Wind-tunnel!

Ninja or Wizard? - NINJA! NINJAS RULE AND KICKBUTT! YOSH!

QUICK! Cream or Suger?! - SUGAR! I NEEDS DE SUGAR!

Hokage Naruto or Kazekage Gaara? - Kazekage Gaara!

Neji Hyuuga or Hinata Hyuuga? - Neji! But he seriously needs to get rid of the manskirt...(shivers)

Alice Cullen or Rosaile Cullen? - Alice! She can see the future! Rosalie is just useless...

Naruto or Gaara? - Gaara! His sand jutsu's are SO freaking cool!

Favorite color blue? - Midnight blue!

Gum or Tictac? - GUMGUMGUMGUMGUMGUMGUM! Tictacs are LIES!

Soul Reaper or Ninja? - NINJA! NINJAS ARE BETTER THAN EVERYTHING...except ramen...and gum...

Lord Sesshomaru or Inuyasha? - FLUFFY-CHAN! (tackles Sesshomaru)

And now, it's time for my 'Logical-Reasons-As-To-Who-Should-Be-Seme-Or-Uke-In-A-Yaoi-Relationship'! :3

1. NaruSasu (NarutoxSasuke) From Naruto

Okay, there's been a lot of debating (or more like crazed fighting >.>;...) on whether SasuNaru or NaruSasu is best. Personally, I think NaruSasu is better. I mean, COME ON! Does the KYUUBI ring a bell? You know, the Nine Tailed Fox Demon sealed inside Naruto? You think Kyuubi is gonna let Naruto-his CONTAINER-be the 'girl' in the relationship? HELL no. Plus, Naruto isn't really the...'girly type'. Look at Sasuke. HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL! He also has uke in his name. If you don't see that, then your damn blind! >.

...Well there is another way of looking at it.

Kitty ears. Imagine them both with kitty ears. See what I mean? Sasuke looks uber CUTE with kitty ears! Naruto's more of a fox. x3

2. KakaSasu (KakashixSasuke) From Naruto

Sweet Jesus, people. Do I really have to draw a picture for you? Kakashi is what? In his late twenties when Sasuke's twelve?

YouTube videos I love

Gerard on coffee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ3kL60Cbis (MCR video dubbed with Foamy the squirrel. FUNNY AS HELL!!)

In Memory of Itachi...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn5N6eKiEDQ&feature=related (ZOMG! Noes! Itachi! Why?! TT_TT)

The Animal Sasuke Has Become...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFRI2UtMs6s

'L will not die (SPOILERS)'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IVEDIiF6m0&feature=related

Death Note - Evil Angel - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Au1TZJdFA (The #1 Youtube video I have ever seen! 5 STARS!)

Thank you for reading all about me and my strange personality! Now if you'll excuse me, I have better stuff to do.

Spottedstar106