Hi! I'm Spottedstar106!
No, this does not mean I REALLY own Roy and Edo. It just means that they are my men so BITE ME!!
Real name: Shannon, also known as the WolfEye Alchemist, SO DON'T MESS WITH ME MAN!! But to Kendall, I am known as: Squeaky the Mouse :3
Middle name: Rae
Last name: Why the hell would I tell you that?
Age: 14
Grade: On May 23, 2008...I GRADUATED FROM THE EIGHT GRADE! HELL YEAH! HIGH SCHOOL HERE I COME!:D
Hair color: Light brown
Hair length: Till a bit below the shoulders...and its so freakin bushy! ARGH!
Eye color: Green/gray/blue
Country: America
State: Texas
Town: . . . I'd rather not say . . .
Favorite Creature: So what if dragons, vampires, and warewolves don't exist? There're the BEST!!
Current Obsession: NARUTO! (Glomps Gaara)
Favorite food: RAMEN and POCKY!! And does Juciy Fruit Gum count as food?
I'm a skater/rockergirl. I get pissed off easily. I love gum. I'm Aries, which means I was born on March 26, 1994. I'm part French, Irish, Cajiun, Indian, and some other stuff I don't remember right now. I love playing my guitar and GUM! I have a calico she-cat named Molly and a miniture pincher, Jewel. I love gum. I'm the prankster of my family and people think I'm smart but I actually have the attention spand of a squirrel! That's why it takes me forever to update on my stories! I have a 23 yearold sister named Heather but I call her a mary-sue, a Mom named Ann, and a Dad named Charles. I love gum. My best friends are Elizabeth and Kendall, who are both members of fanfic and have yet to write any stories! Glares at them angrily If I wear black I'm pissed off, if I wear green, marroon, or blue I'm happy! I love playing the guitar and did I mention gum? If I didn't then here's one word for you clueless peoples out there: (Takes BIG breath) "GUM!!"
Stories
A Sequel You say? - Complete
Blood of a Rider - I hate my younger self for having such horrible talent. Sorry, but this is discontinued
Bloopers - This is most likely complete, but keep your fingers crossed
Brotherly Love - Of course I'm continuing this! I love this Fanfic!
Fireheart's Random day - Nope. Sorry, discontinued
Just Stay Strong - Yeeaahhh...I have no talent with Maximum Ride stories...sorry...discontinued as well
Key to Alagaesia - Complete
My House - Complete
Prince of Hell - Loving this story! Gonna update!
Spin the Bottle - How could I continue this? Complete
The Feelings that I have - Ew. I hate this Fic. Everybody's too OOC. I had horrible writing skills in my younger years...Complete
Ticks - Complete
Crimson Wine - Heh. My first Naruto fic! And my first vampirefic! I am so continuing this! Or else Elizabeth would kill me...(Sweatdrops)
Top 5 Hottest Guy List:1. Garret Hedlund The sexist actor in all existence
2. Roy Mustang So what if he's a fictional anime character? He's HOT!
3. Edward Elric You gotta admit, he's a cute little anime guy
4. Mikey Way The hottest 'My Chemical Romance' member EVER
5. Gerard Way He is pretty hot with short blonde or black hair
Favorite Movies
1# Four Brothers (FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME! Inner Me: You only like it cause Garret Hedlund is part of the movie. Be quiet.)
2# Eragon (I don't care if they messed up the movie, I STILL LOVE IT. Inner Me: You just like it cause you can stare at Murtagh all day. SHUT UP!)
3# Friday Night Lights (I don't really care about football, but it's still a great movie. Inner Me: Again, you like staring at Garret Hedlund. I SAID SHUT UP!)
4# Remember the Titans (Look up above and get the message.I.Hate.Football.I.Love.This.Movie. Inner Me: You like staring at Sunshine. WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU SHUT UP!?)
Top 5 TV Shows:
1# Full Metal Alchemist (BEST SHOW IN THE WOLRD!! GO ED AND ROY!!)
2# Naruto (YOSH!)
3# Family Guy (Peter's such a retard...)
5# Man VS Wild (Very educational and hystarical at the same time!)
Favorite books: Eragon, Warriors, Maximum Ride, When the Wind Blows, The Lake House (That's the 2nd book of When the Wind Blows, not the movie or the other book), and the Twlight series!
Favorite Eragon charactor: Murtagh:) DANG HE'S HOT!!
Favorite Warriors charactor: Cinderpelt:) SHE'S SUCH A CUTE CUDDLY LITTLE KITTY!!
Least Favorite Eragon charactor: Arya SHE'S A MARY-SUE!!
Least Favorite Warriors charactor: Bluestar SHE CREEPS THE HELL OUT OF ME MAN!!
Favorite Drake and Josh charactor: Drake DO YOU NOT SEE HIS SMEXYNESS?!
Least Favorite Drake and Josh charactor: Megan you have to admit, she can be cruel at times...
Favorite Four Brothers character: Jack Mercer:) DANG HE'S HOT!!
Least Favorite Four Brothers character: Jerry HE LET JACK TO DIE!! THAT WAS HIS OWN LITTLE BROTHER!!
Favorite Maximum Ride character: IGGY ALL THE WAY MAN!
Least Favorite Maximum Ride character: . . . I'll get back to you on that. . .
Favorite FullMetal Alchemist character: How can I choose? Roy Mustang is so smexy while Edward Elric is so small and cute!
Least Favorite FullMetal Alchemist character: Winry and Riza! THEY SUCK!
Favorite Full Metel Achemist pairings:
Al/some half cat girl (You have to admit, the idea is pretty cute. Seriously, he LOVES cats!)
Roy/OC (As long as its not Riza or Winry, I'm fine with it)
Ed/OC (Put him with somebody that would match his temper and shortness and it would make the perfect couple :D)
Al/Winry (Even though it has something to do with Winry, they are a nice couple)
Roy/Ed (They are horrible at hidding their relationship...)
Most hated Full Metal Alchemist pairings:
Ed/Winry (Ed needs somebody, but that somebody isn't Winry)
Ed/Rose (Same as before, Ed needs somebody, but that somebody isn't Rose)
Roy/Riza (I think I'm going to be sick)
Ed/Envy(No comment)
Ed/Al(Ed and Al love each other brotherly! Not loverly!)
Roy/Fuery (O.o)
Favorite Warriors pairings:
Squirrelflight/Brambleclaw (What can I say? Their met to be!)
Firestar/Sandstorm (Can't you just feel the love in the first book?)
Jaypaw/Willowpaw (It's just like Firestar and Sandstorm, except in different Clans!)
Silverstream/Graystripe (WHY DAMNIT!? WHY SILVERSTREAM?! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!)
Leafpool/Crowfeather (This is an example of the perfect romance: love, betrayal, tragety, and corn. XD Got you on the last one!)
Birchkit/Applekit (WHY DID ERIN HUNTER CANCEL OUT APPLEKIT?! BIRCHKIT HAS FEELINGS TOO YA KNOW!)
Hollypaw/Breezepaw (Can't you feel the love in the tension?)
Cloudtail/Brightheart (Another example of the perfect couple: Cloudy still loves his precious Brighty, even though her face has been deformed)
Whitewing/Sootfur (I don't know how I came up with that, but I love that random pairing for some odd reason)
Whitewing/Rainwhisker (Same as before, I know its randomly thought up. I CAN'T HELP IT!!)
Birchfall/Whitewing (What can I say? Their destind for each other)
Feathertail/Crowfeather (Even though it ended in tragedy, I still love this pairing. DAMNIT WHY FEATHERTAIL?! SHE WAS SO YOUNG!!)
Tawnypelt/Stormfur (Random, but I love it)
Jaypaw/Cinderpaw (Kitty love!)
Fireheart/Cinderpelt (I believe they had a secret relationship somewhere in the book! THEY HAD TO HAVE!)
Most hated Warriors pairings:
Squirrelflight/Ashfur (YYYAAAAAAAHHHH!! I HATE THIS PAIRING SO MUCH! I HATE ASHFUR! HATE HIM! HATE HIM! HE MAKES ME SICK!!)
Firestar/Spottedleaf (I'm okay with this pairing, but it doesn't really appeal to me. It was just a childhood crush like thing)
Brambleclaw/Ashfur (Like I said before, I have nothing against slash or yaoi, but seriously. Don't you see something wrong with this image?)
Stormfur/Brook (I'm sorry, I don't know why I hate this pairing. I honestly think Stormfur should have ended up with Tawnypelt)
Cloudtail/Daisy (RAA!! CLOUDY YOU IDIOT! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO CHEAT ON BRIGHTY! LEAVE THAT WHINY BITCH AND GO BACK TO BRIGHTY!)
Nightcloud/Crowfeather (This pairing makes me want to slit my own neck. WHO THE HELL THOUGHT OF THIS?! CROWFEATHER BELONGS TO LEAFPOOL AND FEATHERTAIL!! WHERE DO YOU THINK HE GOT HIS WARRIOR NAME?!)
Favorite Eragon pairings:
Murtagh/Anybody (As long as the oc isn't a mary-sue or annoying, I'm cool with it)
Murtagh/ME!! (This is my favorite! Murtagh and...ME!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!)
Eragon/Nasuada (Even though I hate Eragon with a burning passion, this is a pretty good couple)
Saphira/Thorn (Ahhhh...Dragon love! )
Saphira/Shruikan (You have to admit, under that fiery, evil shell is a lovable little lizard Shruky )
Most hated Eragon pairings:
Murtagh/Nasuada (Back.Off.He.Is.MINE DAMNIT! MINE!)
Murtagh/Arya (It burns my insides to type in such a pairing. Arya.Is.A.Heartless.Mary.Sue.FREAK. Besides, Murty belongs to me. -.-)
Eragon/Arya (Even though I hate Eragon and love to make him miserable, I can't bring myself to do something like this to anyone. Even him. Arya sucks)
Arya/Basically Anyone (She's a preppy, princess, perfect, elfy, skilled, emotionless, heartless, heart-breaking, son of a nut. I hate her. :P)
Favorite Naruto pairings:
Sasuke/Temari (What can I say? I love this couple!)
Sasuke/TenTen (I love randomness)
Sasuke/OC (As long as she's not some preppy, mary-sue bitch, I'm okay with it)
Lee/Sakura (Even though I hate Sakura with a burning passion, they make a good couple. I'M DOING THIS FOR LEE!!)
Kiba/Hinata (Meh...S'okay. Since they are on the same team they are more like brother and sister, but you gotta love 'em.)
Jiraiya/Tsunade (THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL!! lol lmaf rofl...I'm starting to question my sanity...)
Naruto/Hinata (I think this is cute. Hinata should be with her long-time crush. Even though Naruto's too much of a dunce to notice...)
Neji/TenTen (He's badass while she's a weapons expert. What else is there to say?)
Gaara/OC (Poor Gaara needs some love too!)
Neji/Gaara (They both have sour aditudes. And their both SEXY! All Neji needs to do is ditch the man-skirt and BAM! NejiGaara!)
Sasuke/Naruto (Oh God! I have a nosebleed!)
Kiba/Hinata (So cute!)
Kakashi/Iruka (They belong together!)
Kiba/OC (No Mary-Sues and I shall be happy! )
Shikamaru/OC (He maybe lazy, but he's cool!)
Shikamaru/Temari (Do I sense relationship?)
Itachi/Kyuubi (What? A girl can dream, can't she?)
Sasuke/Gaara (Past all that killing intent, deep down, Gaara loves our little Uchiha! )
Sasori/Deidara (Hehe...this is kinda funny yet it's so adorable!)
Itachi/Kisame (Okay. I think we all know there's something going on between those two! Just look at them!)
Most hated Naruto pairings:
Sasuke/Sakura (OH.MY.GOD. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?! I'M GONNA GO OFF AND DIE NOW!!)
Orochimaru/Sasuke (THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL SASUKE WOULD GO FOR THAT SICK, TWISTED, PEDOPHILE, BASTARD!)
Sasuke/Kabuto (O.o...The hell is wrong with you people?)
Sasuke/Ino (Sasuke.Does.Not.Like.FANGIRLS! Do you not realise that he hates the 'Sasuke FanClub' with a burning passion?!)
Ino/ANYBODY (God, I hate that whiny little...)
Naruto/Sakura (I don't know why, but this pisses me off...)
Kakashi/Gai (The authoress is currently on the floor twitching at the moment, please leave a message after the beep.)
Favorite bands: My Chemical Romance, Avril Lavigne, Taylor Swift, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Carrie Underwood, Rascal Flats, Blink 182, Chuck Wicks, Switchfoot, and Fall out Boy.
If you think Murtagh is gods gift to women then copy this onto your profile!
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
Murtagh is cool, if you are part of the Murtagh fanclub copy and paste this into your profile.
ERAGON IS SUCH A BABY!! if you agree that he should start growing up copy this into your profile.
Arya is a sue, if you agree and wish to join the anti-sue organisation copy this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profileIf you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercromie and Finch told it uncool to breath. Copy this onto your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing at the others.
If you want to help Jaypaw take over the world, then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto you profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you enjoy speaking in wordy sentences like the one above, then copy this onto your profile!
If you have spent hours wishing that Murtagh wasn't a fictional charactor, then copy this onto your profile!
If you support the FangMax pairing from the book Maximum Ride and think Max should get her priorites straight on whether she wants to be with Fang then copy this onto you profile! FANG ALL THE WAY!!
This about a little boy who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile
My name is Edward
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Edward
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Be Against Abortion!
Month One
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this!
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PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
: Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(Don’t cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
Blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
Soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Favorite quotes in movies and TV shoes:
"Jack drinks Jack, Jack drinks Jack, Jack drinks Jack!" - Jack from Four Brothers
"No, we named the monkey Jack." - Barbosa from Pirates of the Carribean
"It's Elizabeth! Hide the rum!" - Jack from Pirates of the Carribean 2
"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Jack from Pirates of the Carribean 2
"Humankind can not gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of the Equivelent Exchange. In thoughs days we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth." - Alphonse from FullMetal Alchiemist
"I love you soooooooooooooooo much!" - Max from Maximum Ride
"WHO YOU CALLIN A ROCK SO TINY IT CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFING GLASS, YOU JERK!?" - Edward from Full Metal Alchemist
"Bite me." - Iggy from Maximum Ride
"Well . . . I can't exactally say I was expecting that . . . WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FIASCO?!" - Roy Mustang from FullMetal Alchemist
Al: "It's like Alchemy! We have to give something up!" Ed: "Childbirth isn't like Alchemy, you dult!" - Alphonse and Edward from FullMetal Alchemist
"You've got a good pair of legs there, Rose. You should get up and use 'em." - Edward from FullMetal Alchemist (Wow...Ed's hot when he's pissed...)
"Is there a blonde stupid-faced guy about my age and a large white-haired old man staying here?!" - Sasuke from the Naruto Manga
"Hmm...How can I say this..? My first impression is...I don't like you guys!! - Kakashi from the Naruto Manga
Shikamaru: "Meh...that Naruto is completly out of the loop." Chouji: "So far out of the loop he doesn't even know there is a loop. He's not gonna be the hero of this little story." - Shikamaru and Chouji from Naruto
"He's the kind of guy that even the hungriest insects would avoid." - Shino from Naruto
"I don't care. They looked at me the wrong way, so their gonna die." - Gaara from Naruto
"A senbon rainstorm, huh? I have an idea. Let's make it rain blood instead." - Gaara from Naruto
"The corpse's bitter tears of crimson mingles with the endless amount of sand, feeding the chaos within me, and making me stronger." - Gaara from Naruto
"Oh, Naruto. That was embarrassing." - Lee from Naruto
"What was that? I blinked and it was over. That kid's pitiful." - Kankoru from Naruto
"Puu, Puu! You smell even worse then the dog!" - Naruto from Naruto
"When the moon is full, it's blood comes to a boil." - Gaara from Naruto
Sakura: "What is it that makes boys like that? Their always pushing things too far." Ino: "Why ask me? I'm not a boy." Sakura: "Right, sorry." - Sakura and Ino from Naruto
Naruto: "VICTORY!" Jiraiya: "HOPELESS! WHY DO I WASTE MY TIME WITH YOU?!" Naruto: "What are you blind?! You see?! This one's got legs!" Jiraiya: "Great! Just give it two arms and a brain and maybe I could train it!" Naruto: "Why do you have to be so negative all the time? You gotta admit, at least I'm making progress!" Jiraiya: "RAGH!" - Naruto and Jiraiya from Naruto
Naruto: "Oh, come on! Will you please do something?! This is no time for talking!" Kakashi: "You're right, so shut up and watch." - Naruto and Kakashi from Naruto
"I DON'T CARE IF HE'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER!" - Naruto from Naruto
"Ugh. What a drag." - Shikamaru from Naruto
"Troublesome." - Shikamaru from Naruto manga
Pakkun: "Did I just smell what I think I smelled? Naruto: "Huh? What is it? What's wrong?" Sakura: "What is it? Do you smell some kind of trouble?" Pakkun: "Strange I never noticed it before. Sakura...did you know you use the same shampoo as I do? 'Minty Rainforest Mist', right? With extra body?" Naruto: "Wha-? Are you kidding me?!" Pakkun: "But I wonder why my coat looks so much glossier then your's." Naruto: "Knock it off, will ya?! It's no time to be talking about hair products!" Pakkun: "Sorry. Just making an observation." Sakura: "I smell like a dog. I smell like a dog. I smell like a dog..." Naruto: "Huh? Uh, Sakura?" Sakura: "I smell like a dog. I smell like a dog. I smell like a dog. I smell like a dog..." Naruto: "DAH! Look what you've done! SAKURA!" Pakkun: "Where are you going? You won't get very far without me!" - Pakkun, Naruto, and Sakura from Naruto
Pakkun: "There it is!" Naruto: "Oh what, someone's shampoo?" - Pakkun and Naruto from Naruto
Shikamaru: "From this position it's going to be dangerous. Use your five senses." Naruto: "Roger! Got it!" Shikamaru: "We have to find them before they find us." Naruto: "You can count on me!" Shikamaru: "As soon as we locate-" Naruto: "Yep!" Shikamaru: "Are you even listening to me?" Naruto: "It doesn't matter who they are! I'll beat them! No problem!" Shikamaru: "Uh. Why do I even bother explaining things to him?" - Shikamaru and Naruto from Naruto
Naruto: "That does it, Shikamaru, you dirty little traitor! Let's take this outside! Just you and me!" Kiba: "What do you mean take this outside? How you gonna do that, you idiot? We're trapped in here." Naruto: "What'd you call me?!" Kiba: "I called you an idiot, idiot!" Naruto: "That's what I thought you said!" Chouji: "That's enough! Everybody just shut up!" Naruto, Kiba, and Chouji from Naruto
Gaara: "It was sheer luck. I should have been killed." Lee: "My sensei has often said to me, 'A good ninja always makes his own luck'." Gaara: "That medlesome motherhen." Gaara and Lee from Naruto
Deidara: "You're kidding me. A little girl and a wrinkled old hag beat Master Sasori? He rants about art being 'beauty that last forever' and than dies a second later!" - Deidara from Naruto
Me and My Friends' stupid ways:
1 Some dude: "I'm gonna go over to his house and-." Betty: "NO! DON'T! HE'LL RAPE YOU WITH A BROOM STICK!" Me: "HARRY POTTER STYLE!"
2 Kendall: "We all have little hamsters in our heads that keep the wheels turning." Me: "Really? Cause I have a gerbil in my head."
3 Kendall: "Hey, Betty. What happened to the hamster in your head?" Betty: "Oh, he's dead." Me: "...So that's why you're brain-dead..."
4 Betty: "OH! YOU COW!"
5 Elizabeth: "Bitch, you wanna go?!" Me: "Let's take this outside!!" Our other friends pretending they don't know us: "..." (Don't worry, we didn't get in a fight. We were just acting stupid. What else is new?)
6 Elizabeth: "OMG! Guess what!" Melissa: "What?!" Elizabeth: "I dunno..." Melissa: "!?" (I have a theory Elizabeth drank a liter of coke that day...)
7 Me: "I'm gonna miss you guys this summer." Betty: "Don't worry." Daynail: "Yeah, we'll stalk you." Me: "...I feel violated." Betty&Daynail: "You're welcome."
8 My Mom: "Hey, Shannon." (Hugs me) Me: "Oh, God! I'm being raped!"
9 Nathan: "Granny wants it!" Friends&Me: "!?" R.J: "The hell?" Kendall: "What?" Nathan: "Granny wants it!" Me: "Who's Granny?" Nathan: "Me!" Chip: "Why are you calling yourself Granny?" Nathan: "Cause Granny wants it!" R.J: "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!" Nathan: "Granny wants it!"
A Few Days later...
Me and My Friends: "GRANNY WANTS IT!" (How the hell did we come up with that anyway?)
10 Nathan: (Walks up to random person in the hall)"Granny wants it!" Person we don't know: "!?" Me, Betty, and Kendall: (Cracking up)
11 My Dad: (Looks at the picture I am looking at)"That is one ugly guy." Me: (Gasp)"You did not just insult Mikey Way!"
12 My Mom: "Shannon." (Turns on my bedroom light) Me: "YAAHH!! IT BURNS!!" My Mom: "Get out of bed, Rae-Rae. It's 12 o'clock in the afternoon." Me: "BITE ME!" My Mom: (Rolls eyes)
13 Heather(my older sister): "Hey, Shannon-" Me: "Yes, Mary-sue?"
14 Me(the first time I heard Edward Elric sing):..."Edward Elric...is...a singing...ANGEL!" (YES! I FOUND LOTS OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF EDWARD ELRIC FROM FMA SINGING! My favorite songs are linked below.WATCH.THEM.LISTEN.TO.THEM.NOW)
15 Adam(my cousin): "You're short." Me: "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
16 Ron(guy at my school): "You are short." Me: "DAMNIT! I AM NOT SHORT!" Aaron(another guy at my school): "You know, he's right. You really are short." Me: "I AM NOT! YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST FREAKISHLY TALL!"
17 Ron: "Sh-" Me: "Say it, and I'll kill you." Ron: "Short-HEY! HEY! OW! STOP IT! OW!" (Runs away with me chasing him while screaming, yelling, cussing him out, and throwing my school books at him)
18 Aaron: "Hey shorty." Me: "ENOUGH WITH THE VERBAL ABUSE ALREADY! YOU FREAKING GIANT!"
RANDOM QUESTION TIME! YOSH!
Chidori or Rasengan? - CHIDORI ALL THE WAY MAN!
Kyuubi or Shukaku? - Kyuubi! Nine tails are better than one!
Demon or Half-Demon? - Demon!
Alchemy or Jutsu? - Erm...um...do I have to choose?
Flame Alchemy or Transmutation Alchemy? - FLAME ALCHEMY! MWAHAHAH! FEAR ME!
Inuyasha or Shippo? - Shippo! He's such a cute little fox demon!
Ninjutsu, Taijutsu, or Genjutsu? - Ninjutsu!
Sharingan or Byuakugan? - Sharingan! GO UCHIHA BLOODLINE TRAIT!
Naruto or Sasuke? - Sasuke! HE HAS FIRE JUTSUS AND THE SHARINGAN!
Sasuke Uchiha or Itachi Uchiha? - Sasuke. I HOPE SEXY ITACHI BURNS IN HELL FOR SLAUGHTERING HIS FAMILY!
Kagome or Kikyo for Inuyasha? - Neither. I hope they burn in hell with Itachi...
Eragon or Murtagh? - Murtagh. THEY MAYBE BROTHERS BUT MURTAGH IS SEXY AND ERAGON IS A WHIMP!
Vampire or Werewolf? - BOTH!
Dragon or Demon? - DRAGON!
Sword or Bow&Arrow? - Sword! SO DON'T PISS ME OFF!
Deidara or Sasori? - DEIDARA! HE LIKES EXPLOSIVES AND FIRE!
Art of Explotions or Art of Eternal Beauty? - Art of EXPLOTIONS! IT GOES BOOM! MWAHAHA!
Sakura or Ino for Sasuke? - Killing intent...rising...I DON'T LIKE PINK HAIRED OR ANNOYING PEOPLE!
Kakashi-sensei or Iruka-sensei? - But...But...Do I have to choose? I love my little scarecrow and dolphin! (Kakashi means scarecrow and Iruka means dolphin)
Sushi or Ramen? - RAMEN! Yuck, I hate sushi!
Coca-cola or Dr.Pepper? - Dr.Pepper! Coke gives me a stomach ache...
Inuyasha or Kouga? - Kouga! He's a WOLF demon! Not some stupid dog demon...
Wands or Hand-and-Hand combat? - Hand-and-hand! Wands are for weaklings!
Twilight series or Harry Potter series? - TWILIGHT! They've got vampires and werewolves! Twilight sucks in all the right ways and...Harry Potter just sucks.
Edward Cullen or Jacob Black? - Edward the super sexy vampire! Jacob maybe a sweet werewolf, but he needs to get a haircut and needs to stop obsessing over Bella. Seriously. He needs a new hobby.
Emmett Cullen or Jasper Cullen? - Jasper Cullen the Love Doctor! But Emmett's cool too...
Wind-tunnel or Tetsiga? - Wind-tunnel!
Ninja or Wizard? - NINJA! NINJAS RULE AND KICK ASS!
QUICK! Cream or Suger?! - SUGAR! I NEEDS THE SUGAR!
Hokage Naruto or Kazekage Gaara? - Kazekage Gaara!
Neji Hyuuga or Hinata Hyuuga? - Neji! But he seriously needs to get rid of the manskirt...(shivers)
Alice Cullen or Rosaile Cullen? - Alice! She can see the future! Rosalie is just useless...
Naruto or Gaara? - Gaara! His sand jutsu's are SO freaking cool!
Favorite color blue? - Midnight blue!
Gum or Tictac? - GUMGUMGUMGUMGUMGUMGUM!
Soul Reaper or Ninja? - NINJA! NINJAS ARE BETTER THAN EVERYTHING!
YouTube videos I love (Most are just FMA and Warriors stuff)
Brothers(English Version)Lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLtR04Re20w&feature=related (FMA...Edward Elric...is a singing ANGEL!! WATCH IT! The first time I listened to this I was close to bursting into tears. Edward is singing a song with Alphonse and their mistakes. It's so sweet. snifftear)
Full Metal Alchemist: Nothing I won't give: http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/account.php (OMG! EDWARD ELRIC FROM FMA IS SINGING! WATCH IT!)
Edo and the bees: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvor80ZwWwo (It's an FMA video voiced over with Dane Cook)
Burger King: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Md2i6MWD4I&feature=related (It's an FMA video voiced over with Dane Cook)
My Son, Optimus Prime: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D_2vojRHag&feature=related (Yes, another FMA video voiced over with Dane Cook)
Breezepaw - I hate everything about you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVDUzdzuRM (I love this one! It's a Warriors, Breeze/Holly video!)
Breeze/Holly - I hate everything about you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdDYV037EMw&feature=related (It's the same as the one above, but different)
Jaypaw- Me against the world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb_9dmd8D3g (I love this Warriors video)
Jaypaw against the world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmZfvKB2424&feature=related (Same as the one above, but different)
Gerard on coffee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ3kL60Cbis (MCR video voiced over with Foamy the squirrel. FUNNY AS HELL!!)
SasuNaru When your gone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bix_9eD91pI (ZOMG! I seriously cried during this. No joke. Yaoi warning! You should check out some of the doujinshi the maker of this vid used! You can find most of them on Youtube! My personal favorite doujinshi she used was 'The Sleeping Sound of Snow'. BEST DOUJINSHI EVER! If you have trouble finding some of the doujinshi send me a message and I'll send you the links!)
Everytime we touch we touch SasuNaru: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxx15G2LhxU (One of my favorite vids of sasunaru! I almost cried becasue of the picture at 0:40! TT_TT Yaoi warning!)
Thank you for reading all about me and my strange personality! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go and stare at a picture of Murtagh, Mikey Way, and Jack Mercer and play my guitar! AND DAMN IT! PAWS OFF MY GUM!!
This is the WolfEye Alchemist signing off
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