MEH

Yo!! 801_addict here!! you could call me Kirai, though. It seems that somehow you wandered into my profile. Now, you have to listen to my ramblings, MWAHAHAHAHA!! Ahem, aaanywho... lets get started.

Name: wouldn't u like to know?

Age: 16

Gender: i love Yaoi. Do the math.

Loves: My friends, Anime, Yaoi, Yuri, Shouta, Loli-con, Sasuke (from Ninja Nonsense, not Naruto), GRAVITATION!!, KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!!, NABARI NO OU!!, BELPHEGOR!! (from KHR),Yaoi, Yaoi, and more YAOI!!

Hates: too many things to list yes, i am copying Kanda

Current Obsession: Nabari no ou, D.Grey Man, Kyou Kara Maoh

Is Currently: hiding under Solid Snake's Box

my myspace is: www.myspace.com/akatsuki_kunoichi/

my LJ is http://801-addict.livejournal.com/

FRIENDS

Ghostly Magic my friend Andrea!! Check out her awesome stoies!!

High Off Of Strawberry Pocky 12 My Onee-chan!! She writes really good Gravitation stories!!

ANIME/ MANGA

Thes are my faves -not in order-

Nabari no Ou

Junjou Romantica

Kirepapa

Ai no Kusabi

Zetsuai

Close the last door

Only the ring Finger knows

Yami no Matsuei

Angel's Feather

Haru wo Deite Ita

Iroku Irokoi Romantan

Gakuen Heaven

Prince of Tennis

Papa To Kiss In The Dark -chyaa!! Mira is Super Uke!!-

Fruits basket -i dont like tohru, the yuki fanclub, or kagura-

Sukisyo

Loveless

Red Garden

Eerie Queerie (Hanasuma x mitsuo x ichi= nosebleed)

Demon Diary

Puchi Puri Yucie

Ouran High School Host Club

More Starlight to your Heart

Death Note

Air Gear

Gravitation

Katekyo hitman Reborn

Fullmetal Alchemist

Earthian

Moonphase

B.O.D.Y.

Chrono Crusade

Absolute Boyfriend (my mom got me addicted... yes, my mom)

Lucky Star (Konota x Kagami~n ish love!!)

LOKI Ragnarok

Sensitive Pornograph (cough~hentai~cough)

fullmoon wo sagashite -mwahaha izumi x takuto-

um... thats all i can think of for now.

FAV SHOWS THAT AREN'T ANIME

Family Guy

Futurama

mind of Mencia

George Lopez

Ed, Edd, n Eddy

any old show on Cartoon Network (the new ones suck big time)

any old school cartoons (Peanuts, heathcliff, Garfield, Pink Panther)

Dexter's Lab (dude, the Justice Friends are hilarious)

FAV PAIRINGS

GRAVITATION

yukixshuichi

tatsuhaxryuichi

tatsuhaxsakano -?? im wierd-

tohmaxsakano

kxark

arkxbill

takixma-kun

hiroxk

hiroxsuguru

hiroxtatsuha

judyxreiji

reijixyoshiki

tohmaxmika

tohmaxryuichi

tohmaxtaki (something is hella wrong with me)

kumagoroxtamagoro -tehehehehe, the bunny from book 9-

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

royxed

envyxed

royxriza

royxhughes

INUYASHA

Sesshoxinu

Bankoxjako

Kougaxaya

Miroxsango

Naraxkikyo

Sesshoxrin

I really dont like Kagome

AIR GEAR

Ikkixakito/Agito

Sanoxkazu

KazuxAgito

Spitfirexnue

Simkaxmikan

Emily and Ringo REALLY need to die.

KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!

hayatoxtsuna

belxsqualo

xanxusxsqualo

dinoxhibari

RyoheixI-pin

haruxyamamoto

yamamotoxhibari

belxhibari (hibari ish always uke )

lussuriaxryohei

basically any pairing that doesn't mess with Gokutsuna

REBORN OT3

Gokudera x Tsuna x Spanner

Gokudera x Hibari x Mukuro

Mukuro x Hibari x Dino

PRINCE OF TENNIS

momoxryo

ryocest -aka ryoga x ryoma-

oishixeiji

kevxryo

tezuxfuji

yushiixgaku

too lazy to write the rest...

ABOUT MEH

I'm crazy.

I'm bipolar.

I have wierd friends.

I love my friends and my mom more than anything.

I have pulled a few pranks before.

I'm obsessed with the 80s.

I am often called Shuichi, Ino, Bel, or Agito by everyone, including my sworn enemy

I worship Criss Angel, Belphagor (katekyo hitman reborn!),and Ozzy Osbourne

I support yaoi, yuri, shouta, loli-con, twincest, and incest. (basically, i support love in all forms)

I take forever to update sometimes, sorry bout that.

I cosplay. ALOT (am currently wearing my Belphegor cosplay :p)

I love reviews.

I am working on my own manga, yay me.

I can be a total bitch when annoyed.

I am bored.

That is all for now. Ja-ne

BANDS / ARTISTS I ROCK OUT TO

3 Doors Down

30 Seconds to Mars

AFI

All-American Rejects

Atreyu

Daughtry

Green Day

Hawthorne Hights

Marilyn Manson (HE IS GOD!!)

Nickelback

Ok Go

Papa Roach

Paramore

Smile Empty Soul

SR-71 (THE BEST BAND EVER!!)

Switchfoot

Taking Back Sunday

Cute Is What We Aim For

Linkin Park

My Chemical Romance

Panic! At The Disco (why? I don't know)

Wierd Al Yancovic (Hilarious!!)

Family Force 5

HIM

Three Days Grace

Avenged Sevenfold

Frankie J (again, i have no idea why)

Eminem (i usually hate rap, but he an exception)

Drowning Pool

Killswitch Engage

Korn

Ozzy Osbourne

System of A Down

Air Supply (80's RULE!!)

The Police (same as above)

Eurythmatics (still same)

Avril Lavigne (The Best Damn Thing is kinda annoying though)

TATU

Michael Jackson (i dont think he a molester or any of that other crap people say about him.)

Kelly Clarkson

Asian Kung-Fu Generation

Bad Luck (Gravitation songs)

Nittle Grasper (still from Gravi.)

Do As Infity

FLOW

L'arc-en-ciel

Nightmare

Orange Range

Utada Hikaru

The Used

Within Temptation

BOWLING FOR SOUP!!

LM.C!!

Cherryblossom!!

Thats all Folks!! (i watch too much Loony Toons)

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. AnameKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmAiC BiLlIe BoB lOvEr, imfromjupiter, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, Akatsuki-Kunoichi

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778,Akatsuki-Kunoichi,

If you’re very strange and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name into the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778,Akatsuki-Kunoichi,

98 of teenagers have tried/are on pot. If you’re part of the 2 who hasn’t/aren’t, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778,Akatsuki-Kunoichi,

98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2 that does, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with anime that it rules your life, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778,Akatsuki-Kunoichi,

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If the world was about to end and the first thing that ran through your mind is, "WHAT?! BUT WE NEVER GOT TO SEE HOW NARUTO ENDS!!" copy and paste this to your profile . (really, just want to know how the damn anime ends!!)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have ever told a person your name and you never got their's, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD!, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. (story of my life!!)

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, Ayumi Elric, Mizuki-Kitsune-chan, Negativee Numberr Onee, Akatsuki-kunoichi

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O, Akatsuki-kunochi

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a friend who has laughing fits that sound like hiccups copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to punch something really badly for no reason, then a few moments later figure out why, copy this into your profile.

If you know the answer to the question "How many oogeldorfs does it take to screw in a light bulb?" copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and FAILED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people say you're something you're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (YEAH BABEH!!)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile (so many people!!)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you are one of the people who will repeatedly hit the 'GO' button when trying to make something load and scream at your computer in frustration when it doesn't work copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

Paste this in your profile if your parents have no idea what you write, or draw. (damn straight!!)

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural. (so scary!!)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

Paste this in your profile if you have the most colorful language of all your friends.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha, Akatsuki-kunoichi

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER!! XDD), Akatsuki-Kunoichi (exact same thing Yasu Uchiha-san said, exept with Itachi. YAY!! ITACHI!! XD)

If you are addicted to yaoi, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to yuri, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh for no reason at all. Crazy is when your eating cereal, and you put the cereal in the fridge, and the milk in the pantry... Crazy is when you howl at the full moon just because it looked pretty, and part of you has always wanted to be a werewolf. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, TwilightVampire92, .Tsuki-Miyu., 801_addict,

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, OH!OH! MEEE! inu-is-hott222, TwilightVampire92, .Tsuki-Miyu., 801_addict.

If ANIME is your anti-drug, copy this into your profile.

If you ever made your parents keep the hall light on at night, sopy and paste this into your profile.

Ever considered selling your soul to the devil just because it sounded like something interesting to do? Copy and paste this into your profile. (meh, i just hate the boredom)

Tired of all these stupid copy and paste things? Copy this into your profile, XD

99 of FF put stats on their profiles. If you're of the 1 who don't, then paste th...wait.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you think Nabari no Ou is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than Naruto and anyone who compares the two is a retard.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you will cry if Yoite from Nabari no Ou dies. (if he dies, i will sob for hours, I SWEAR IT!!1)

READ AND REPOST THIS, PEOPLE!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Ahem, ATTENTION ALL YOU CLOSED-MINDED BASTARDS OUT THERE, HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY!! So if anyone's go a problem with gay/ bi people, ill be polite and say, you kindly better get the FUCK out of my profile, NOW!! Yeah, I said it, so there

Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool.

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl,

I did what I was told.

I went to school, I even got straight A's,

I even got the gold!

But mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said 'good-bye'.

I'm sorry mommy, I had to go,

But mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit another

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell my boyfriend Trevor that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister, that she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my friends they were wonderful,

That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me?

No one deserves this.

Mommy, warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss,

And mommy, tell the doctors, I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest

But mommy, please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could, when I heard that crack

Mommy, listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college.

I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress, mommy, I wanted to live.

But mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date

I love you mommy, I always have

I know, you know it's true,

And mommy, all I wanted to say, is, 'Mommy, I love you'.

In loving memory of the Virginia Tech students who were lost. Please, if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could, don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didn't get to say 'good-bye'.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

stereotypes i fit under are bolded, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how gay stereotypes are!!

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.

~You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

STORY DEVELOPMENTS

O HAI THAR!! GUESS WHOSE BACK PPL!! THATS RIGHT, KIRAI IS BACK!! and ready to pick up the pen again!! or keyboard...or... WHATEVER!! i know ive been gone for a long time, but writers lock, plus shool, plus getting up at 5 o'clock in the fucking morning to go to summer school can really take it out of girl. anyways, so yeah.

NOTE: for anyone who thought i abandoned my stories, i have NOT!! i would never abandon a story because that would be cruel to the readers!!

That's All For Now!! Tune in Next Week!!