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since: 05-22-07, id: 1283708, Profile Updated: 12-26-11
Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, and Twilight.

so much swag [;
potty mouf.
vegetarian.
tom and hermione
idgaf, mosta the time.
derek morgan
still swaggin'
spencer reid
stupid smile.
FOOTBALL, BABY.
trauma surgeon
drizzy drake
kush. all day.

[if] pole dancers are art, [you] know how many fxckin' artists I know?

ovoxo 'til we overdose.

9.22.11

um. one night stand. working on it. yup. mhmm. & er. rewriting 1K majorly, because for the most part, high school fics annoy me these days.

12.26.11

I'd like to wish all of you a Merry Christmas, yes even you, you self-proclaimed loudmouth "Atheist". And a happy2012 to all! I'm also working on this new fic... (I know what you're saying "BITCH. AT LEAST FINISH ONE FIRST) But alas, my fellow fanfictionians, I have commitment phobia. Considering I have a few weeks off, I will be going back over my one-shots and editing them. Some are exceptionally terrible. ANYHOW, another focus of mine is writing up and finishing MUE. One of my first fics, written before I had boobs (I'm no DD but I'm pretty proud). My apologies, my mind is all over the place right now; this entry thing has absolutely no point. I just wanted to make it known that I'm not dead. I'm sure someone out there is disappointed about that. OH. AND I HAVE A TUMBLR. I made it quite recently. It's my homepage link, if you want to hit that up :)

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1. 100 Kisses reviews
"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead? I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku. REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 272 - Updated: 2-6-12 - Published: 12-8-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
2. One Night Stand » reviews
Tenten just wanted to let loose. She didn't expect that the one time she decides to kill her liver and have a one night stand, it's with a blasé psycho with hair longer than hers. "So, when do you think is an acceptable date to be wed?" "EXCUSE ME?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 2-1-12 - Published: 7-1-11 - Tenten & Neji H.
3. Three Times reviews
Neji and Hinata have been married for 50 years. A young reporter come to hear their story, and it's much more different then he expected. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-24-12 - Published: 2-16-08 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete
4. Dear Karin reviews
In which Sakura writes a letter telling Karin to back off. SasuSaku / Anti Karin fic. Rewritten!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-14-11 - Published: 8-30-08 - Sakura H. - Complete
5. The Love Kind of Like reviews
"Honestly Kakashi-sensei, I like you." Kakashi smiled sincerely. "I like you too, Sakura.""I know, sensei. I know." Sakura got up abruptly her usually sparkling green eyes not as bright as usual, "but it's not the same." KakaSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-31-10 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H. - Complete
6. A Vampire's Love » reviews
Uchiha Sasuke a vampire loves Haruno Sakura a human . When she dies he waits for her to come back as she promised . Then she is reborn and a teenager in our century. Read as Sasuke tries to win Sakura's heart again! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-17-10 - Published: 10-27-07
7. Drug reviews
'Edward's a drug.' I laughed, unable to cover it, thoroughly confusing Edward more, and I could see the agitation in his beautiful topaz eyes. Edward had called me a drug, but compared to him, I was aspirin. Oneshot. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-4-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
8. The Celebrity Life » reviews
When a reporter asks Uchiha Sasuke a tricky question he's speechless. Now, the paparazzi is all over his supposed lover Haruno Sakura. Oh yeah, and they're both madly in love with each other. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 10-13-07
9. First Kiss reviews
Neji's making fun of me, 'cause I've never been kissed!" Well, we can fix that, can't we Sasuke? SasuNaru. yaoi. oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-12-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
10. Rock, Paper, Scissors reviews
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS! WINNER TAKES ALL!" I can't exactly say how or why this started. But I definitely know one thing. I'm the "all". BellaXEdward. Drabble. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-6-08 - Complete
11. Ashamed? reviews
"Tell me Sasuke, what exactly are you ashamed of? Are you ashamed that I, your older brother, am also your lover?" Incest. ItaSasu. Lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-22-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
12. April Fool's Day reviews
Hinata decides to ask Naruto out. Too bad it's April Fool's Day. NaruHina oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-5-08 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete
13. What I'm Thankful For reviews
It's Thanksgiving and Uchiha Sasuke is thinking about what he's thankful for. In one word, Sakura. SasuSaku oneshot! Slight Karin bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 11-23-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
14. Do's and Don'ts reviews
It's Sakura's birthday and she's sick of being the only single person in Konoha! So she decides to try and figure out if she really does still love Sasuke. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-28-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
15. Messed up Emotions » reviews
Haruno Sakura's on an emotional rampage, and she might just kill everyone if Neji, Lee, Tenten and Naruto can't calm her down. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 6-11-07
16. Not so Cinderella » reviews
Haruno Sakura Cinderella is unwillingly forced to go to a party the Ball hosted by a spoiled, rich playboy known as Uchiha Sasuke Prince Charming . But somehow will Sakura fall in love with this stuck up bastard? SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 9-25-07
17. Annoying reviews
"Sasuke's right" Itachi cupped her chin in his hand "you are annoying" and he crashed his lips onto hers. ItaSaku oneshot. Requested by and written for krazykoreangurl!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-23-08 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete
18. Through The Rain reviews
Song fic! He kissed her lovingly and she wrapped her arms around his neck pulling him closer as the rain continued to fall. SasuSaku oneshot. 'Reason' by Hoobastank
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-20-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
19. Dead Heart Racing reviews
Haruno Sakura's parents are murdered by vampires. A stranger saved her from being killed and vanished by morning. That mysterious stranger/Uchiha Sasuke can't stop thinking about the rosette! When they meet again he can't help but feel protective.SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-21-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
20. My Prince Charming reviews
Being re-written!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-07 - Sakura H. & Lee R.
21. Broken Promise reviews
Naruto is dead. Sakura finds out. How will she react knowing she'll have to live the rest of her life without him? NaruSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-28-07 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete
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