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since	: 05-22-07, id: 1283708, Profile Updated: 05-06-12

Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, and Twilight.

I am previously the chillin' villian, kataphilein and 3DG girl.

I ooze swag
I do not eat anything with a face with the exception of goldfish
I will marry a Spencer Reid
I often make use of foul language, motherfuckers.

[if] pole dancers are art, [you] know how many fxckin' artists I know?
this ain't no fuckin' sing-a-long; so girl, what you singin' for?
these are angel eyes; nights end so much quicker than the days did.

ch-yeeeah.

... I made another ffn account to save my other penname. mwaaah.

status (as of 05.06.12)
- 100 Kisses: chapter four: 5%
- One Night Stand: chapter four: 15%
- a oneshot?: 20%
- everything else? LAWL.

ranting.
[5.06.12]
Feel free to ignore this, but I NEED TO GET MY FEELINGS OUT. So, there's Twilight. And there's all these dipshits that go "OMG. Lyk. Th3y totly ruin3d vampir3z!" And I'm like. Iight, stfu. Nobody cares. Take your feelings and go sit in the corner of a gas station bathroom. And I never realized how much this irritates me until I read Warm Bodies which is a zombie love story. Let me just take a fucking moment to say it's a bloody fantastic book and it's more than a love story. Anyhow, here I am reading reviews online from people going "OMG, they ruined zombies too!1!!" And I'm like. "Okay, bro. How about you take your own fist and shove it up your ass til it comes out of your mouth and then slap yourself in the face a couple of times." Please. I'm begging you to slap some shit into yourself.

I digress, but my point with this is who the fuck what zombie-vampire-mythical creature God dictates what the fuck a zombie acts like? I mean, I can somewhat understand the vampire thing. I mean, they've been around for hundreds of years, I suppose. But they are NOT REAL.

And, that's not to say that you are not entitles to your own opinion. If you read the book and decided it's not to your taste, then hey. What can I do? But when you do not fucking bother to read the fucking book and you're sitting in front of the Macbook on the laptop your mommy bought you typing out shit like "Zombies don't have feelings! They only want to eat brains!" I'm going to, as politely as I can possibly manage, ask you to shut the fuck up.

Seriously though. If you read my rant and you're not an ignorant twat I would recommend Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion. Seriously. For the love of everything delicious in the world, it literally left me with a bittersweet sappyish feeling. (Yes, shamelessly advertising for the book. IDGAF, more people should know about it!)

Okay. *deep breath.* I'm done.

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1. 100 Kisses » reviews
"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,285 - Reviews: 318 - Updated: 3-30-12 - Published: 12-8-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.

2. One Night Stand » reviews
Tenten just wanted to let loose. She didn't expect that the one time she decides to kill her liver and have a one night stand, it's with a blasé psycho with hair longer than hers. "So, when do you think is an acceptable date to be wed?" "EXCUSE ME?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 2-1-12 - Published: 7-1-11 - Tenten & Neji H.

3. Three Times reviews
Neji and Hinata have been married for 50 years. A young reporter come to hear their story, and it's much more different then he expected. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-24-12 - Published: 2-16-08 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete

4. Dear Karin reviews
In which Sakura writes a letter telling Karin to back off. SasuSaku / Anti Karin fic. Rewritten!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-14-11 - Published: 8-30-08 - Sakura H. - Complete

5. The Love Kind of Like reviews
"Honestly Kakashi-sensei, I like you." Kakashi smiled sincerely. "I like you too, Sakura.""I know, sensei. I know." Sakura got up abruptly her usually sparkling green eyes not as bright as usual, "but it's not the same." KakaSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-31-10 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H. - Complete

6. A Vampire's Love » reviews
Uchiha Sasuke a vampire loves Haruno Sakura a human . When she dies he waits for her to come back as she promised . Then she is reborn and a teenager in our century. Read as Sasuke tries to win Sakura's heart again! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-17-10 - Published: 10-27-07

7. Drug reviews
'Edward's a drug.' I laughed, unable to cover it, thoroughly confusing Edward more, and I could see the agitation in his beautiful topaz eyes. Edward had called me a drug, but compared to him, I was aspirin. Oneshot. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-4-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete

8. The Celebrity Life » reviews
When a reporter asks Uchiha Sasuke a tricky question he's speechless. Now, the paparazzi is all over his supposed lover Haruno Sakura. Oh yeah, and they're both madly in love with each other. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 10-13-07

9. First Kiss reviews
Neji's making fun of me, 'cause I've never been kissed!" Well, we can fix that, can't we Sasuke? SasuNaru. yaoi. oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-12-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

10. Rock, Paper, Scissors reviews
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS! WINNER TAKES ALL!" I can't exactly say how or why this started. But I definitely know one thing. I'm the "all". BellaXEdward. Drabble. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-6-08 - Complete

11. Ashamed? reviews
"Tell me Sasuke, what exactly are you ashamed of? Are you ashamed that I, your older brother, am also your lover?" Incest. ItaSasu. Lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-22-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete

12. April Fool's Day reviews
Hinata decides to ask Naruto out. Too bad it's April Fool's Day. NaruHina oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-5-08 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete

13. What I'm Thankful For reviews
It's Thanksgiving and Uchiha Sasuke is thinking about what he's thankful for. In one word, Sakura. SasuSaku oneshot! Slight Karin bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 11-23-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete

14. Do's and Don'ts reviews
It's Sakura's birthday and she's sick of being the only single person in Konoha! So she decides to try and figure out if she really does still love Sasuke. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-28-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete

15. Messed up Emotions » reviews
Haruno Sakura's on an emotional rampage, and she might just kill everyone if Neji, Lee, Tenten and Naruto can't calm her down. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 6-11-07

16. Not so Cinderella » reviews
Haruno Sakura Cinderella is unwillingly forced to go to a party the Ball hosted by a spoiled, rich playboy known as Uchiha Sasuke Prince Charming . But somehow will Sakura fall in love with this stuck up bastard? SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 9-25-07

17. Annoying reviews
"Sasuke's right" Itachi cupped her chin in his hand "you are annoying" and he crashed his lips onto hers. ItaSaku oneshot. Requested by and written for krazykoreangurl!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-23-08 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete

18. Through The Rain reviews
Song fic! He kissed her lovingly and she wrapped her arms around his neck pulling him closer as the rain continued to fall. SasuSaku oneshot. 'Reason' by Hoobastank
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-20-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete

19. Dead Heart Racing reviews
Haruno Sakura's parents are murdered by vampires. A stranger saved her from being killed and vanished by morning. That mysterious stranger/Uchiha Sasuke can't stop thinking about the rosette! When they meet again he can't help but feel protective.SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-21-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.

20. My Prince Charming reviews
Being re-written!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-07 - Sakura H. & Lee R.

21. Broken Promise reviews
Naruto is dead. Sakura finds out. How will she react knowing she'll have to live the rest of her life without him? NaruSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-28-07 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete

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