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Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, and Twilight. I ooze swag [if] pole dancers are art, [you] know how many fxckin' artists I know? ch-yeeeah. status (as of 5.4.13) currently: Okay, so. Let's see. I added the fifth chapter of ONS today (I know, within like a freakin' week!). However, I am rewriting all of it (except the first chapter). I'll be working on that the next couple weeks and seriously... I WILL be up to chapter 10 by the time August rolls around! (I AM MAKING MYSELF STICK TO THIS COMMITMENT!) So, what I'm essentially saying is that I will be removing all the chapters. Don't get your panties in a bunch... they should all be back up & completely new by the end of June :) OKAY. THIS GIRL. IS. ON. FIRE. I am INSPIRED and I am going to ROCK. THIS. SHIIIIT. [5/4/13] GUYS. I've almost finished the fifth chapter of ONS! In two days. Expect it by May 3rd at the absolute latest. I've written 2,500 words already...I am completely inspired right now to write so... expect a shit-ton of updates right now! (Fingers crossed!) [4/24/13] Okay, I stink at updating, sorry about that. I did update ONS today, so that's a start... and anyways, I try so DON'T JUDGE ME D:. I have summer in a couple weeks so I will be trying to update/rewrite anything I planned to (or have been saying I will for decades). Also, I have a shit-ton of PMs... a lot from at least 6-8 months ago. I'm not ignoring you, I swear. I'm going to go through them and properly reply to each and every one of you beautiful people :) Anyways, it's five in the morning & I'm exhausted. So good night & I'll try to keep y'all posted! (and later in the day...) Okay, so I've resolved to have at least two more chapters of ONS by the end of June, one chapter of 1K, a chapter of AVL and rewriting BP (I wrote it when I was like 12...) and maybe turning Annoying into more than a one shot. ALSO. I'm thinking of writing a companion fic for ONS that will center on Ino... I make no promises about that, though! BUT I AM GETTING BACK ON TRACK, THOUGH. I CAN DO THIS. I. AM. WOMAN. ranting. I digress, but my point with this is who the fuck what zombie-vampire-mythical creature God dictates what the fuck a zombie acts like? I mean, I can somewhat understand the vampire thing. I mean, they've been around for hundreds of years, I suppose. But they are NOT REAL. And, that's not to say that you are not entitles to your own opinion. If you read the book and decided it's not to your taste, then hey. What can I do? But when you do not fucking bother to read the fucking book and you're sitting in front of the Macbook on the laptop your mommy bought you typing out shit like "Zombies don't have feelings! They only want to eat brains!" I'm going to, as politely as I can possibly manage, ask you to shut the fuck up. Seriously though. If you read my rant and you're not an ignorant twat I would recommend Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion. Seriously. For the love of everything delicious in the world, it literally left me with a bittersweet sappyish feeling. (Yes, shamelessly advertising for the book. IDGAF, more people should know about it!) Okay. *deep breath.* I'm done. | |||||
1. One Night Stand » reviewsTenten just wanted to let loose. She didn't expect that the one time she decides to kill her liver and have a one night stand, it would be with a blasé psycho with hair longer than hers. "So, when do you think is an acceptable date to be wed?" "EXCUSE ME?"Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 5-4-13 - Published: 7-1-11 - Tenten & Neji H.2. 100 Kisses » reviews"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 331 - Updated: 3-30-12 - Published: 12-8-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.3. Three Times reviewsNeji and Hinata have been married for 50 years. A young reporter come to hear their story, and it's much more different then he expected. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-24-12 - Published: 2-16-08 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete4. Dear Karin reviewsIn which Sakura writes a letter telling Karin to back off. SasuSaku / Anti Karin fic. Rewritten!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-14-11 - Published: 8-30-08 - Sakura H. - Complete5. The Love Kind of Like reviews"Honestly Kakashi-sensei, I like you." Kakashi smiled sincerely. "I like you too, Sakura.""I know, sensei. I know." Sakura got up abruptly her usually sparkling green eyes not as bright as usual, "but it's not the same." KakaSaku oneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-31-10 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H. - Complete6. A Vampire's Love » reviewsUchiha Sasuke a vampire loves Haruno Sakura a human . When she dies he waits for her to come back as she promised . Then she is reborn and a teenager in our century. Read as Sasuke tries to win Sakura's heart again! SasuSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 9-17-10 - Published: 10-27-077. Drug reviews'Edward's a drug.' I laughed, unable to cover it, thoroughly confusing Edward more, and I could see the agitation in his beautiful topaz eyes. Edward had called me a drug, but compared to him, I was aspirin. Oneshot. BxETwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-4-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. The Celebrity Life » reviewsWhen a reporter asks Uchiha Sasuke a tricky question he's speechless. Now, the paparazzi is all over his supposed lover Haruno Sakura. Oh yeah, and they're both madly in love with each other. SasuSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 10-13-079. First Kiss reviewsNeji's making fun of me, 'cause I've never been kissed!" Well, we can fix that, can't we Sasuke? SasuNaru. yaoi. oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-12-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete10. Rock, Paper, Scissors reviews"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS! WINNER TAKES ALL!" I can't exactly say how or why this started. But I definitely know one thing. I'm the "all". BellaXEdward. Drabble. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-6-08 - Complete11. Ashamed? reviews"Tell me Sasuke, what exactly are you ashamed of? Are you ashamed that I, your older brother, am also your lover?" Incest. ItaSasu. Lime.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-22-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete12. April Fool's Day reviewsHinata decides to ask Naruto out. Too bad it's April Fool's Day. NaruHina oneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-5-08 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete13. What I'm Thankful For reviewsIt's Thanksgiving and Uchiha Sasuke is thinking about what he's thankful for. In one word, Sakura. SasuSaku oneshot! Slight Karin bashing.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 11-23-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete14. Do's and Don'ts reviewsIt's Sakura's birthday and she's sick of being the only single person in Konoha! So she decides to try and figure out if she really does still love Sasuke. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-28-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete15. Messed up Emotions » reviewsHaruno Sakura's on an emotional rampage, and she might just kill everyone if Neji, Lee, Tenten and Naruto can't calm her down. NejiSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 6-11-0716. Not so Cinderella » reviewsHaruno Sakura [Cinderella] is unwillingly forced to go to a party [the Ball] hosted by a spoiled, rich playboy known as Uchiha Sasuke [Prince Charming]. But somehow will Sakura fall in love with this stuck up bastard? SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaInoNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 9-25-0717. Annoying reviews"Sasuke's right" Itachi cupped her chin in his hand "you are annoying" and he crashed his lips onto hers. ItaSaku oneshot. Requested by and written for krazykoreangurl!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-23-08 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete18. Through The Rain reviewsSong fic! He kissed her lovingly and she wrapped her arms around his neck pulling him closer as the rain continued to fall. SasuSaku oneshot. 'Reason' by HoobastankNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-20-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete19. Dead Heart Racing reviewsHaruno Sakura's parents are murdered by vampires. A stranger saved her from being killed and vanished by morning. That mysterious stranger/Uchiha Sasuke can't stop thinking about the rosette! When they meet again he can't help but feel protective.SasuSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-21-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.20. My Prince Charming reviewsBeing re-written!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-07 - Sakura H. & Lee R.21. Broken Promise reviewsNaruto is dead. Sakura finds out. How will she react knowing she'll have to live the rest of her life without him? NaruSaku oneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-28-07 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete
