Hi everyone! I am just your average insomniac whose almost entire day is devoted to reading fanfiction. I know, I have no life.

I pretty much like any pairing. I will only read stories that are Harry focused though. I am pretty much open to anything, so long as there is passion. I do like the Slytherins though ;)

but, there are pairings that are crimes against nature and should be banned for the health and sanity for all involved. I don't know of too many, but this is one I am sure of.

Harry/Ginny

Very, very rare is the story I like that has this as the main pairing. I don't even know why I don't like it, since I am open to just about everything else. I just don't.

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"It'd be like being trapped in a room with a ravenous blood thirsty killer and a tax man. Normally you'd be worried about the ravenous blood thirsty killer but well . . . when he's around the tax man he just doesn't seem too scary." (this is from a fic. 'Lets do the Time Warp Again' I believe. very funny, and random, I suggest you check it out if you need a laugh)

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Don't lie. The government hates competition.

I wear black because I'm mourning your existence.

I use to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure

It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.

Slinky’s are like People… basically useless but its so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs

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Harry Potter Quotes

"But what about that Muggle saying?" Draco pouted. "You know the one. Sticks and stones can . . .break glass houses, but names. . .are. . . irrelevant?" (this is from 'The Marriage Stone')

Harry turned his head in Severus’ general direction and grinned. "I know you’re inherently evil." "Well, someone needs to balance out your irrational obsession with honour and justice."(this is from a fanfiction, but it’s from before I bothered remembering what the title was. So, if this is your quote, I think it’s funny and send me a PM and I will credit you with it)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this "Ice ice _ "--ummm still not cool, even then.

You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

one word. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob

If you remember all of that then you're a 90's kid

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia