Current Status: Inactive. Not really sure when I'll be back this time. Sorry.

Gender: Girl

~What exactly am I afraid of?~

(Entertainment level: Skyrocketing) - I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Don't you dare try...)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

October 10, 2008

Thanks for all your patience.

Below are all the current stats of my stories:

Staying Strong - Updated on March 28, 2009

Dear Diary – Updated on April 9, 2009

S-Class Babies?!- Updated on April 20, 2009

Moving On - Updated on March 23, 2009

Afraid of the Dark - Updated on April 9, 2009

Why So Serious? - Updated on April 23, 2009

Gossip Is His Coffee - Updated on April 6, 2009

Below are all my new stories and their summaries:

G - (Invader Zim) What does the G in Gir mean?! Well, Zim decides to look into it and comes up with his own theory as to what it stands for. And he’s convinced that he’s right – no matter /what/ Gir tells him. (ONESHOT)

Life Isn't a Love Story - (Naruto) Tobi was everything to me but life was fast. My everything, I learned, could be ripped from me so quickly; I would have hardly any time to breathe. Life wasn’t some storybook love story. Life was fleeting. But this was not beauty. DeiTobi (ONESHOT)

Extras:

Sincerely

Why is it, every time I asked,

You'd say no?

Even before I knew?

And every time he asked,

You’d say yes?

Even before he knew?

Why is it you could look me in the eye,

And tell me a lie?

Am I that easy to predict?

Or am I easy to fool?

Do you sincerely love me?

Because I sincerely hate you

The stories I heard,

They were lies to you

Why?

Why did you want to hide it from me?

Hide the truth?

You found yourself running in circles

Lost in your own troubled mind

We tried to help

But you pushed us away

Why?

Why do you shun me?

Don't you sincerely love me?

Or do you sincerely hate me?

Like I do you?

I can't hear it anymore

I won't talk to you,

I don't care

You were never there

It was all just a lie

I never felt secure

I was afraid -

Of you

Afraid you'd break

Yelling at me

Smack me

But you never did

At least not to me

I hid my fear and pain from you

And now I cannot cry

Are you happy now?

Now that you've hurt me?

How can you live with yourself?

Knowing everything I do and more?

I can only carry so much pain

And you seem to carry none at all

How can you know more than me and not cry?

Cry about what you've done?

I've pushed them away

All the memories or you and me

Soon, no memories of us will exist

Because...

I sincerely hate you

(For Moving on)

Below are Naruto couples that I like and why:

SasoDei - In case no one noticed, that's my favorite pairing. And if anyone tries to tell me otherwise: MASASHI KISHIMOTO TOTALLY SET HIMSELF UP FOR THIS! I mean, seriously! A big group of guys except one woman and they're all paired up together as "partners". C'mon!

SasoZet - I actually like this pairing because...well, I think it's because they're both so serious and weird. It's something I came up with when I started Rendered Weak and then it stuck. I think it's pretty...I guess I can't say cute because that doesn't fit them but yeah, you get it.

DeiTobi - Another favorite. I do actually like them and am working on a reality fic for this pairing. But I'm going to finish one other story before posting it because I'm still in the middle of the first chapter.

KakuHida - Uh, need I say anything? They may seem unlikely, but if you think hard enough about it, they just compliment each other.

And the rest of the "normal" pairings. I like them, just, obviously, not enough.

Yes, my obsessions reach to abnormal limits...

--(the line's broken!)--

Below are South Park couples that I like and why:

KennyXKyle - They're, like, my two fave characters and I just think they go well with each other...

TweekXKenny - I don't know. They're my other two fave characters. They're both blonde. Can't get anymore stupid than that...

ClydeXKenny - Sex addicts, dude. That says it all. And so what do you think their relationship would be like? rotflmfao

ButtersXTweek - It's another blonde couple. Everyone watch out! They're so awesome. They deserve more love.

KennyXButters - Um...Kenny's mean and Butters is nice. I don't know how that'd work, but it could. In my world.

KyleXButters - I really don't know about this one. I just made it up on the spot. But Kyle does like Butters more than Cartman. (Or was that Stan? Either way...)

CraigXTweek - I'm not very original here, but I like this idea. It just works.

ChristopheXDamien - I think I'm the first to come up with this pairing which shocks the hell out of me. I have now dubbed this pairing: Chrisien. :D

October 28, 2008

Recently, someone reminded me that I have several "unfinished projects" up. To reassure all of you, because I know you're probably all concerned with this as well, I intend to finish all that I have started - minus the ones that I have given reason to not finishing. Five out of six of my stories have a few pre-written chapters, so I'm not really concerned there. But people, I'm only human. I get ideas and I lose ideas. I'll balance them as best as possible. I do have every intention of finishing the stories I have started though. So don't get worried.

Thanks for supporting me and reading my stories. It makes me feel better about the way I write.

December 12, 2008

Pokemon Couples might, eventually, be picked up on this account: http : // www . fanfiction . net /u / 1719570 / HyperEmo (do remember to take out the spaces). Thanks for your unwavering patience with me. I really appreciate it.

Also, please vote on the poll I have posted on my profile. It'll make my life and yours much easier. Thank-you!

TTFN!! And a Happy Friday to you!

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January 2, 2009

You know, I just wanted a bunny...Don't you people support the evil bunny who wants to rule the world? SUPPORT THE DAMN BUNNY!! Thank-you.

Really though, I just wanted to say HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Yeah, that's it. That's all I wanted to say but I had to go find that bunny so I could do a page breaker and NO ONE had the freaking bunny! -takes deep breath- I'm good now...

Alright, in other news, I posted a new SP story. Please read if you're interested. And...I ended Trapped Between Right and Kenny. Just so you know (if you care). Um...Yeah, I think that's it for right now. So, everyone get out there and enjoy the new year! It's the brand new start! -looks around- Now I'm going to go mope around because I can't believe it's 2009 and it scares the crap out of me.

L8r!

--(TT_TT)--

March 4, 2009

I'm back...in case no one noticed...

The only story I'm not working diligently on is IOHSWSAD because I'm having trouble with writers block again. Hopefully that will be finished soon so I can post my DeiTobi death fic.

Until the next time I decide to post something on here...TTFN, peeps.

--(:D)--

March 16, 2009

Well, I finally finished IOHSWSAD so I now am allowing myself to post new stories. The first one I did was a short oneshot called Forever. It's a SasoHida fic...if anyone cares. And I'm also working on another oneshot but it has yet to be named, sadly. The next story I will be working on finishing is Moving On because it's finished on my computer but after that, I'll try to finish Staying Strong before posting any more chaptered stories.

That's my news for the day. I hope you're all being semi-patient with me...

And, because I'm not going to post anything tomorrow, Happy St. Patrick's Day!

--(XD)--

March 20, 2009

Hyperemo, my friend, said this to someone and I totally had to put this on my profile. Yeah, since I don't do this often, you know it's gotta be awesome.

~Hidan: You're sick.

Deidara: No, only my hands are, un.~

It is amusing...

Okay, onto something more relevant. I am working on S-Class Babies?! but not at this exact moment because I'm writing this. However, if I actually finish the chapter today - like I hope I will - I will update it immediately afterwards! I swear! I am also working on Staying Strong and will probably update Why So Serious? soon because I want to get the older stuff out of the way already so I can let you all read the funnier - newer - stuff I've been working on.

And now...I will go work on the mentioned stories because I said I was. I'm also going to clear up my profile a little and get rid of stuff that is no longer important to anything. Thank-you all for being patient and such. Much appreciated.

--(sad)--

April 14, 2009

This is something that I've been meaning to put up for awhile...Copy and paste if you wish. I really don't care. They're just points that I think should be put out there.

Okay, just out of curiosity…I am a true Narutard but I have some things to point out and I was wondering if any other Narutards out there noticed them. They are such:

-You never really get to see the kids’ parents but when you do they only get between one and three appearances?

-The show is 80 percent male – if not more?

-The only girls on the show are either whiny-ass bitches, dress like slXts, or are out to prove something?

-The coolest characters are either the bad guys or the teachers?

-All the awesome bad guys totally kick ass until Naruto shows up and then they die pathetically? Seriously, Masashi Kishimoto made a point to show how strong they were only to have a 15 year old who can barely control his jutsu come and kick their asses like he’s swatting a freaking fly!

-All the bad guys are either extremely hot or extremely ugly – no in betweens, if, ands, or buts about it?

Now for some Naruto fandom remarks. Have you ever noticed that…

-Everyone seems to like pairing people with people who either attempt to or do kill them? (EX: SasoSaku / DeiGaara)

-People like bending extremely important plot points to fit a story? (EX: Naruto being a pathetic ninja trying his hardest to be the best (and while this may seem like ludicrous to some people, this point can actually work in an AU story as well!) / Hidan being Jashinist (is it really necessary to make him an angry Christian who has his mind set on converting people when it’s obvious that his religion is the exact opposite of Christianity?))

-Most AU stories that have been written lately don’t really have any sort of climax when it comes to the love part and the rest of the story is either really vague or really predictable? I’m sure that I’m no exception but I am trying to fix that in more or less all of my stories.

-When people try to write a love story involving the Akatsuki using the original plot, they’re all sort of the same?

-Okay, this one’s a big one for me: People making Sasori wooden and then making it so he can feel. I almost die laughing when people contradict their statements as well. (EX: Deidara ran a hand over Sasori’s wooden chest and he glanced down at it nonchalantly, not able to really feel his touch. / Deidara dug his fingernails into Sasori’s wooden body and he moaned at the touch.) Tch. If he’s wooden, he can’t feel. No, these are not real examples as the ones I was looking for didn’t work.

-People claim that they tried to make the characters IC but they’re still really OOC? I mean, I do understand that it’s hard to keep characters IC sometimes but, seriously, suck it up and say that they might be OOC – just in case.

-About 67 percent of the Naruto fandom exists for the express purpose of bashing a character? Roughly 20 percent of that is for bashing Sakura, maybe more.

-When you go into the filters and specifically click on “Akatsuki” 99.9 percent of what you get is a story about an OC who wind up with the Akatsuki? Worse than that –when you try to find a pairing that may or may not exist, the author has put a story that is about an OC paired with the two people you’re looking for under those two people? (EX: Sasori and Hidan. 97 percent of what you see when you get there is everyone in the story is paired with other people or OCs.)