You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

TRUE FRIENDSHIP (None of that sissy crap)

Are you tired of all those "friendship" poems that sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy smiley faces, just the stone cold truth of great friendship!

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the fucking bastard who made you sad!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!

3. When you smile -- I will know that you got laid!

4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get!

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinging!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words!

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you get well. I don't want whatever you have!

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass!

This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why"? You make ask, "because you are my friend"

1st Grade Logic:

A first grade teacher had 26 students in her class. She presented each child with the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It is hard to believe that they were actually thought up by 1st Graders, their insight may surprise you! While reading keep in mind that these are 6 year olds, because the last one is classic!

1. Don't change horses...Until they stop running

2. Strike while...The bug is close

3. It's always darkest before...Daylight Savings Time

4. Never underestimate the power of...Termites

5. You can lead a horse to water...How?

6. Don't bite the hand...That looks dirty

7. No news is...impossible

8. A miss is as god as a...Mr

9. You can't teach an old dog...Math

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...stink in the morning

11. Love all, trust...Me

12. The pen is mightier than the...pigs

13. An idle mind is...the best way to relax

14. Where there's smoke there's...pollution

15. Happy the bride who...gets all the presents

16. A penny saved is...not much

17. Two's company, three's...The Musketeers

18. Don't put off til tomorrow what...you put on to go to bed

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose

20. There are none so blind as...Stevie Wonder

21. Children should been seen and not...spanked or grounded

22. If at first you don't succeed...get new batteries

23. You get out of something only what you...see in the picture on the box

24. When the blind lead the blind...get out of the way

25. A bird in the hand...is going to poop on you

Last but certainly not least

26. Better late than...Pregnant!

HP MEME... KINDA

Saw this one and I just couldn't resist :p Dedicated to wonderful xCailinNollaigx

top 12 fav peoples on HP -

1. Hermione (Says proud owner of a handmade Hermione plushie)

2. McGonagall (Because we all love grannies... serisously, she's cool) :p

3. Harry (Even though he pissess me off)

4. Crookshanks & Hedwig (Come on, everyone got to love them)

5. Fred & George (Since they are, like one person)

6. Voldymould (Because every show needs a villian)

7. Blaise (Because he's pretty much Fanmade :p)

8. Draco (Because xCailinNollaigx would kill me if I "forgot" to add him)

9. Luna (Because she's wierd... like me) ;p

10. Bella (Not the one from Twillight, sorry Ed...) (Oh, and I added her because of her... ehm, charm? S turns his head - You can put that wand away now. B: Muahahaha, I am in and now I can be with my Master and spread EBIL forever! S: Cackles madly and shanks Bella in back.)

11. Snape (I don't really care about him and his tragic life, but there are fangirls around... in the shadows... they... see you)

12. Angry mob (Because I always felt safer with one of those around)

0. Ron (Ha! I left you out on purpose, you jerk!)

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Uh... oh... no? blushes

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ahh, yeah Hedwig has got so glamorous feathers... and that tail of Crookshanks is just... drools

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I guess CN would mop The MOB up.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Not really... at last not with her as a main char.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple

Well... They are about the same age, aren't they? :p

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine, since I am not sure about Bellas fantasies...

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Seven would start running, becouse the AM would change to FM (a - angry, f-fan g/b).

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Harry has been having having "problems" with older women for quite long time now. Can Bella help him to finally settle down?

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Umm... Hello? Just open a FFnet filter, scroll trough and find Hermione box. Click go. Whoala - 70percent matches One/eight fluff. (I am exaggerating, I know, but hey, it's kinda true)

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Blaise and The horrors of THE Mob :P

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Considering that 4 are two animals... I am not quite sure S dozes off CN: slaps S hard - Get your mind out of gutter you pervert! S: Um, yeah... And besides NO ONE deflowers MY Hermione! AM: Grrrrrr! S: I mean OUR Hermione...

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Every Yaoi fangirl?

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Umm... I hope so.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't really care... I mean it's their business.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

With a bit of alcohol... sure.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Just scream. I mean her moment of great passion would be crucio session with the big V.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

UGH...I am too sexy for my shirt of whatever is that song called... CN: Squeals. S:Glares. CN: Hugs S. S: Sighs. CN: Smirks.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

I am starting to regreat choosing AM as 12... Proceed with caution, mindaltering material ahead?

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Minerva, can I play with your bun? wiggles eyebrows suggestively - See why I am GFless right now?

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About a week ago. Not both of them together ofc! Who do you think I am?

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

L. Malfoy in pink tutu & S. Snape in lingerie. Kissing. Eww. FM: Grrrrr S: Give it a break mob. Why are you so obsessed about fictional characters anyway? Get a life! (Worse thing to say) CN: We'll take a short break guys. S had to hospitalized.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

It's Snape. I mean S.N.A.P.E: Luna would have to drink 10 shots of tequila and then obliviate herself. Six times. FM: Grrrrr S: GUARDS! - Big V and his crew make their grand entrance. FM: Squeals and runs after retreating Big V crew.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Blaise. Don't ask me how I know. I just know.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Title : Witch & switch (hey it rhymes. I like it)

Three people who would read : How the hell should I know? Ron: Hey, that's my line! 1-12 team up and "hug" 0 to death. S: Thanks guys. I knew what I was doing choosing you. (Even though I dislike half of you). 1-12: np ... It's getting cheesy and predictable, I know. Thankfully, it's almost over.

Person who should write : Um... any volunteers?

Hermione's with Luna then Luna runs off with Hedwig/Crooks. Hermione has a one night stand with Snape then unhappy love with AM and Gred & Forge tell Hermione to go out with Harrykins.

NOTE: I am not responsible for any of following : Pernament brain damage, choking, peeing on floor, laughing, swearing, ... half an hour later ... PMS, regular mood swings and death. Also, I would like to point out that I don't own any of characters mentioned above. I think I own myself though. I don't own CN - CN: You wish! - S glares,... since she's a person. Now I am off, 'cause when CN finds out about all of this, she's going to hunt me down.