Ok, so here is the deal.

I have four fanfic accounts.This is the first one that is active. The other three are back ups.

This is my general account. I might just keep everything on here, only because I'm too lazy.

Here is a little bit about me:

I like Serial killers, not mass murderers .

Serial killers have patterns and style.

Sushi is my life support

So is V8 juice.

I am in love with Emilie Autumn.

Nutella spread is what will end world hunger.

Don't fucking drink soda, it will kill you. (Except, the SWITCH.. It is delicious)

I eat raw meat on occasion, its more pleasing to my cravings.

I like red head girls, with sweet smiles.

Dark long haired boys, with demon blue eyes.

Guns don't scare me

Knives turn me on,

I love Hannibal Lector.

And Basta.

I run into things constantly.

I read far to many fanfics to be a normal person.

I am a 4 ft 11' strange fucking 19 year old girl who lives in a tiny white house with a cat who drools buckets and a dog who humps air. My parents are insane. My father checks his Stock account 100 times a day, and my mother molly coddles me far to much. Ive dyed my hair Irish red, blood red, and blue. That last one turned my hair gray. My hair as or right now is its natural sandy caramel blond. And Abundant with curly tangles.

I have this terrible phobia of driving. It just wont go away. I going to be 20 soon, and I still cant even go 500 feet down the road without freaking.

I was going to go to college, but shit happened and I just don't care anymore. I cant deal with that stupid High School atmosphere anymore. I'm not going to a community college filled with the same ass holes I graduated with. So, I learn everything I can from books movies, life, and well the internet. Becasue its the guru of Human knowledge... When its not being censored. And yes, sadly, it happens.

I'm doing my and thing and no one is going to tell me how to do it. I'm a martyr to my cause, I really am. Some people say Im going to have a mental break down by the time I am 25. I don't doubt them. I suck at math, and I do this to pass the time when I'm stuck in my room. I have a problem with falling for the bad guys in books,(and falling over books them selves.) XD

I still think that boys have cooties. Stay away from them. Girls are better anyway.

My room is chock full of books, soda tabs ( I count how many years of my life I am taking away as a drink each can. If you want the actual calculations, just ask me personaly). Ive got glass bottles, matches, tea spoon rings, harlequin masks, plastic rats, bloody teddy bears, dead dolls, candle stubs, broken clocks,ribbons,dried roses, tea cups, lace and pearls.I have a pretty dagger hanging over my bed that Basta would envy. I paint red stitches on my arms when I'm angry, and splatter fake blood on all my angry poems.I dont kill the spiders I find in my room, becasue they like to sing to me when I sleep. (Spiders really do sing!)

My favorite color is death. No seriously. Its got reds, and blues and whites and greens and yellows...

I also like the color of glitter.Though if I must say a "real color" I suppose purple.

I hide bugs in my jewelry box when I've OD'd cough syrup, and follow that with making tape recordings of what I plan to do when I dominate the world.

So help me Kira if you ever let anyone hear those...

They will never find your body.

I'm not a bad person. Really, I just tend to like the darker things in life. I really have a kind and sweet heart.

In jar on my desk...

But for serious Ive been told I'm very kind hearted, however, I don't really see it at times.

Basta and Cockerell are my fictitious boy friends of the moment.

Thank you Cornelia Funke for that.

Yes I know I'm fucked in the head.

Eat me.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, But whips and chains excite me

So tie me down with leather bonds

And show me that you like me!"

-Whitney

"Hey, I don't want to hear anything about Obama stimulating his package,

or stimulating his package for him OK?

-Jay

"She is a peacock in everything but beauty"

-Oscar Wilde

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else,

and we are all part of the same compost pile. "

~Chuck Palahniuk

"Secrets don't make friends Tiffany" -Bitch at school

"No, but they sure do hide the bodies!" - Me

Receives strange looks

I'VE DONE IT, I'VE POSTED MY FIRST FANFIC THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO BARF!

ATTENTION

Mentally deranged fan girl addiction meets have been post-pwnd in my town, due to lack of sponsershippp. And well, My insurance wont cover the medication, so the rest of the world will have to suffer again I suppose. I have gone to long in the world not writing my fanfics, because of a stupid comment, made my a stupid person, in a stupid once upon a time in my life, who had a stupid face and a small di-

Well enough of that.

My fave Books are:

Ink Heart series

Hollow Kingdom series. (Drools over Marak)

Fire flies in December

Night Work

Harry Potter

Wicked lovely

Ink Exchange

Phantom of the Opera

Harry Potter

Fahrenheit 451

To kill a Mocking Bird

Cirque du freak

Poison

Am I blue?

Death Watch

My favorite Movies are:

REPO! The Genetic Opera.

SAW .

V for Vendetta ( It was a comic before movie but I didn't care for it.)

Legend

Pans Labyrinth

Labyrinth

Nightmare Before Christmas

War Games

Breakfast club

Cabin by the Lake. (Some serious lack of fanfiction on here for that one)

Atonement

Pride and Prejudice

My favorite TV Shows are:

Well, I only get PBS so I dont really have any. LOL

Though, I'm fond of the fellow who eats bugs. And watching how instant potatoes are made on the food channel is invigorating.

Oh by the way... I love Goblins... I am the Goblin Queen, in my own world and realm that is.

March 2nd 2009

She's a terrible girl inside

She's finally realized why she loves the villains so much
Why they make more sense than the Heroes.
They share a common goal

Get what you want.
And God help any one who gets in your way.

She's a terrible girl inside.

She claims to care.
And maybe she dose.
Maybe she really wants to do good in the world

But she's not doing it for you.
She's not doing it for them.
She's doing it to make herself happy.
And dose give a fuck if it hurts you in the end.
Because her way,
Is the only way.

And she hates her self.
Right down to her inky black heart.
She hates her retched pride

She's a terrible girl inside.

Jazbeast - Is my crazy Juggalette wicked sister of the heart. I can do just about anything around her and not an eyebrow could be quirked. She knows me most well of any one in my close court. Her house is my second home. She's a bad ass cheff, and well, she just epic wins with tomato noodle pasta. I' dont know how the hell I would hav survived the move here with out her. She is an expert Tarot reader, and well, she just knows certain things. One of the only people I know, who can fully deal with my minions. This is the girl that helps me hide the bodies. And clean up my mess. :D

Mollydolly- I've never met anyone with an infectious laugh like hers. She can make me laugh from anything. She knows all about my S.S obsession. We like to dress up as Victorian polygamists and antique hunt in our spare time.We look bad ass sexy in our tye dye fail shirts. No one else can text me as dirtily as she can. 5 dollar foot long ftw.

RavynPen13- Sister of the Jazbeast, and sister of heart to me. Though not as wickedly maniacal. She is the type who will pat me on the head and tell me to go wash my hands and not to MAKE such a mess. We climb waterfalls and rescue ferocious tigers in the back woods of her neighborhood. We like to talk about green eyed tater-tots. She is currently helping me with my soon to be published story. She's great for seeing how future fan girls will react. In a good way mind you!

Mimi Monster! - Another sister not of blood. She is a loopy, sweet little darling, and well she just epic wins with all things funny. She's a studious little thing, so her head is always in a book. But when its not...well then... You better have a good ear, cause she's got lots to say,and its always interesting, funny, or sure to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Kitty therapy ftw.

Brybeast- MOM SHE'S TOUCHING MY LEG!! o.O We may but heads at times with our esoteric philosophies, but we make up for it in the best way. He's got WIN hair. He's one of the few guys who I can talk to about fairies and not have him look at me like I have three heads. Wendy's Fries in Lowells parking lot ftw. Epic day. Epic. Noneone else can gallivant around Lowells looking for plastic coated nails like him.

Frogger- She and I WILL rule the world one day with Goblins and Leprechauns. All those who survive must pay us taxes in Mountain Dew and Apple Cider. There will be no disobediance under the LG rule. Bowie and Mr Charms bow down to your all powerful leaders. Oh btw, She can find evidence that Elvis is infact still alive and hip swinging.