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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Sky High, Kingdom Hearts, City of Ember, Maximum Ride, and Generation Dead. YOU'RE AWESOME AND ALL, BUT IF A ZOMBIE STARTS CHASING US, I'M TRIPPING YOU. I'm Madeline. I also go by "Zombii" And I can't pronounce "Irish Wristwatch." No, I will not copy/paste your shit to my profile. No, I also don't like Twilight. I DO, however, like Maximum Ride. So, there. Also, Slade Echeverria makes me hot. First of all, I am LIVING IMPAIRED, not "undead," "worm meat," or "A computer that has been implanted with a daemon that puts it under the control of a malicious hacker without the knowledge of the computer owner." I am Fanfiction's resident zombie I just want to give you a hug. I reside in the sewage-y underbelly of Miami, plotting my return to the public eye. Maybe I start a Zombie Children of America Foundation to educate, clothe, and feed the young zombie children of this generation. Maybe. Or maybe I just sit at computer and type type type like nobody watching. Send me an AIM: ichigoxringo | |||||||
1. The City of the Sparkians in Darkhold: A PARODY » reviewsElectric currents may shock/injure/cause seizures if you stick something into the outlet. In case of emergency, please contact your local physician or call 1-800-DOONWUZHERE for information about...bugs. This has been a PSA from EMBER. JAN 12, 2010City of Ember - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-12-10 - Published: 9-11-082. Bubble of Death, or Generation Insane reviewsColette wins a pack of Slydellco's new Prototype zombie gum! But, for some reason, this gum has a funny taste...Ingredients: Colette, Pheobe, Adam, Karen, Takayuki, Popeye, George, Pete, Margie, and Tommy/Gum may have harmful side effects on the living!Generation Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-17-093. Figgy and Fnick's Endless Tales from the Abyss » reviewsThe pointless and somewhat sharpie-induced conversations held by all your favorite Avian Americans. Beware of the endless stupidity displayed by Max. Rated T for safety.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-094. Insert Spiffy Parody Title HERE » reviewsFor the sake of those who hate Twilight. I have successfully managed to bash it, while still entertaining it's fans! Like we still need that, though.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 9-9-075. Sora's Everyday Job reviewsEver thought how cool it would be to be a video game character in something as cool as Kingdom Hearts? I'm sure Sora would GLADLY give you an oppurtunity to find out. SERIOUSLY. Minor RikuxSora, used only for story pregression. First KH fic. Flames ok.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-08 - Riku & Sora - Complete6. Cliche' Carnival » reviewsFollow the adventures of Warren and Layla at the carnival. WarrenxLayla. 2-shot Complete.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 9-17-07 - Complete
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