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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Sky High, Kingdom Hearts, City of Ember, Maximum Ride, and Generation Dead.
YOU'RE AWESOME AND ALL, BUT IF A ZOMBIE STARTS CHASING US, I'M TRIPPING YOU.
I also go by "Zombii"
And I can't pronounce "Irish Wristwatch."
No, I will not copy/paste your shit to my profile.
No, I also don't like Twilight.
I DO, however, like Maximum Ride.
Also, Slade Echeverria makes me hot.
First of all, I am LIVING IMPAIRED, not "undead," "worm meat," or "A computer that has been implanted with a daemon that puts it under the control of a malicious hacker without the knowledge of the computer owner." I am Fanfiction's resident zombie I just want to give you a hug. I reside in the sewage-y underbelly of Miami, plotting my return to the public eye. Maybe I start a Zombie Children of America Foundation to educate, clothe, and feed the young zombie children of this generation. Maybe. Or maybe I just sit at computer and type type type like nobody watching. Send me an AIM: ichigoxringo
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