About me: Okay, about me... Uhm... I like reading, writing, baking, chocolate, and music. those are the most important things I like. And playing the French horn. That's important, too.

Age: Too Old

Favorite books/series: Harry Potter, Eragon, Series of Unfortunate Events, The Chronicles of Narnia, Redwall, Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass...

Favorite movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Pirates 1, 2, & 3, Legally Blonde 1 & 2, School of Rock, All the HP movies, Sweeney Todd, Moulin Rouge... Yeah... I could go on...

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He will take away all the pain in your life, make all the bad people go bye bye, and fill you with warm fuzzies . In addition to a blissful existance, he'll supply you with a lifetime supply of seashells, tongue depresers, and swiss cheese.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.

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Ninty-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crayzy Billie Joel Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, arnoldtehefemalepurplepygmypuff, BUBBLES93, Fred kissed George.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the eight percent laughing your arse off.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Start of Something New my butt, if you think Troy and Sharpay should be together, copy and paste this into your profile

Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself

A good friend will pay the bail when your in jail ...an even better friend will be in jail with you saying man we screwed up

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

I'm not clumsy, I'm just accident prone - Daniel Radcliffe.

WHO DOES THE WORK??

Who's working anyway?

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

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If you hate Paris Hilton, copy this into your profile.

If you think JK Rowling should become Queen, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!

Smile... it confuses people.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile.

If you love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Who doesn't like Riley Poole? What possible reason could have to dislike him? The man looks GOOD!!

RILEY POOLE= AWESOMENESS!!

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is longer than most of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called 'music', and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you like the smilies everywhere then copy and paste this in your profile =)

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If you love exclamation marks, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Awesome Quotes that I DON'T own but so wish I did...

~ Do you know what the preservation room is for?

~ Delicious jams and jellies?

Ben & Riley, National Treasure

~ Why can't they just say go to this place, here's the treasure, spend it wisely?

Riley, National Treasure

~I would've dropped you both! Freaks.

Riley, National Treasure

~The same way they built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.
~ Yeah... the aliens helped them.

Ben & Riley, National Treasure

~It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant.

Riley, National Treasure

~ Oh look, my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me

Riley, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

~ Oh my gosh...Are you Ben Gates?

~Yes...Yes I am.

~Do you own a red Ferrari

~ Yes I do.

~Well, it's being towed.

Random Girl and Riley, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

~Uh oh, God save the Queen!

Riley, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

~Maybe if we join hands...And in a noble manner, pass over the bird. And that bird will rise from the rock -flaps arms- Caw, caw!.

Riley, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy

(This was stolen from Moonfrost-InuKag-7768's profile)