The Vampire Alchemist
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since: 05-25-07, id: 1285889, Profile Updated: 04-11-13
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Author has written 20 stories for Star Wars, Spider-Man, D N Angel, Fullmetal Alchemist, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Megamind, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Doctor Who, Ouran High School Host Club, and Tangled.

ATTENTION: To all those of you who were fans of "The Fourth World" and "I'll Never Let Go", I'm so very sorry! They had to go for reasons.

Why do I keep changing my avatar? I don't know. Maybe they just change with my mood?

My devART page: http://www.skywalkerchick.deviantart.com

My tumblr: http://chronic-genderbender.tumblr.com/

Name: Kat

Sex: Female

Seme or Uke: Sadistic Seme. *evil grin*

Age: 20

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Location: Utah. Land of the 2002 Winter Olympics, the original Footloose movie, Davy Jones' locker, and the Doctor's supposed location of death.

Hobbies: I love to draw manga, act, read, write, and swim. Oh boy, do I LOVE to swim; I'm a Daughter of Poseidon, after all.

Fav. Color(s): Olive Green, Jade Green, Metallic Purple, Amethyst, Aquamarine, Black

Fav. Shows: 2 Broke Girls, Hellcats, Big Bang Theory, The Dead Files, Most Terrifying Places in America, When Vacations Attack, Man vs. Food, Everybody Loves Raymond, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, M*A*S*H, Fullmetal Alchemist, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Cat, Axis Powers Hetalia, That's So Raven, Robot Chicken, Doctor Who

Fav. movies: Brave, The Avengers, Love and Other Drugs, The Craft, The Raven, The Hunger Games, The Woman in Black, Memoirs of a Geisha, Black Swan, Sherlock Holmes, Thor, Captain America, Crazy Stupid Love, Footloose, Megamind, Iron Man, Juno, The Matrix, Titanic, How to Train Your Dragon, Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton's), Avatar, Star Wars saga, Josie and the Pussycats, Easy A, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Sleepy Hollow, Sweeny Todd, The Other Boleyn Girl, Spider-Man trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean series, Van Helsing, Angels and Demons

Fav. Books: The Hunger Games, Frankenstein, Anna Karenina, Angels and Demons, Just Listen, Misfit, Shiva's Fire, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Hollow, Alice in Wonderland, The Host, Cirque Du Freak, The Blood Confession, Vampire Kisses, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Walk Two Moons, Esperanza Rising

Fav. Bands and singers: Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Panic! At the Disco, All American Rejects, AC/DC, Guns 'N Roses, Nickelback, Owl City, Bowling for Soup, The Chieftans, The Blaggards, Flogging Molly, Joan Jett, Cyndi Lauper, Weird Al Yankovic, Avril Lavigne, Vic Mignogna, Miho Fukuhara, Natasha Bedingfield, Kesha

Crushes: Kat Dennings, Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway, Robert Downey Jr., Aly Michalka, Liv Tyler


I love Star Wars, mostly the classic Rebellion era with Luke, Leia, and Han.

Mara Jade is my absolutely most favorite character, although Luke is a very very close second (pre-ROTJ. He gets too boring after that.) And I also like Han Solo, Padme Amidala, and Aayla Secura.

I love way too many Anime. For example, Fullmetal Alchemist, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Cat, Axis Powers Hetalia, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Kuroshitsuji, The Wallflower, and Lucky Star are only a few. Heck, I'll even throw in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess just for kicks. Out of those Animes/game, the characters I am known to role/cosplay are Edward Elric, Lust, and Olivier Armstrong from FMA, Yuuko from xxxHolic, Hikaru and Kaoru (depending on my mood) from OHSHC, Train Heartnet from Black Cat, Russia from APH, Uncle Iroh and Princess Azula from ATLA, the Undertaker and Hannah from Kuroshitsuji, Sunako from The Wallflower, Konata from Lucky Star, and Midna from Twilight Princess. I am very good at portraying all of them, so FEAR ME!

Pairings that I like:

Ivan/Alfred or RusAme (APH) OH. MAH. GAWD. 83 My OTP. This includes any genderbent variations.

Alfred/Amira or AmericaIndia (APH) I'm not sure if "Amira" is India's name or not, but she's so cute, and when paired with Alfred, it's absolutely adorable!

Ivan/Maria or RussiaMexico (APH) LOLOLOLOL CRACK PAIRING!!!

Antonio/Lovino or SpaMano (APH) -dies of cuteness-

Arthur/Francis or FrUK (APH) >D -insert Francey-Pants laugh here-

Matthew/Katyusha or CanadaUkraine (APH) Invisible meets Friendless. It's adorable!

Chell/Wheatley or Chelley (Portal 2) -yet again dies of le cuteness-

Edward/Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist) I mean come on! It's so clear that they love each other!

Fem!Ed/Roy (Fullmetal Alchemist) If it's well written, and as long as Ed is female, then yeah, I accept it. Gender-bending FTW!!

Edward/Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist) Because my mind can be totally bizarre at times.

Lust/Sloth (Fullmetal Alchemist) When I'm in the mood for it.

Konata/Kagami (Lucky Star) This. Is. The CUTEST. YURI PAIRING. EVER.

Luke/Mara (Star Wars) Dude, Mara is boss. She adds a spicy flair to Luke's totally boring Jedi Master-ness.

Anakin/Padme (Star Wars) They're just so flippin' cute!

Roy/Riza (Fullmetal Alchemist) Again, quite obvious.

Train/Saya (Black Cat) Obvious.

Victor/Emily (Corpse Bride) They rock. It was a match made in the Underworld.

Alice/Mad Hatter (Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland) So CUTE!

Alice/Mirana the White Queen (Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland) I oddly find this so adorable!

Tony/Pepper (Iron Man) Hey, PEPPERONY!! XD Get it? Cause it's Pepper-Ony? Yeah, I'm retarded.

Zuko/Katara or Zutara (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Fire and Water, baby. Makes a MUCH better pairing than Zuko/Mai or Aang/Katara

Azula/Sokka or Sokkla (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Like I said, my mind can be really bizarre. Besides, bitchy though she may be, Azula needs love too.

Azula/Katara or Azutara (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Again, when the mood hits me.

Percy/Annabeth or Percabeth (Percy Jackson) Seriously, this makes perfect sense, like Ron and Hermione. The minute they met, you knew they were going to get together, even if they hated each other at first.

Grell/Sebastian (Kuroshitsuji) Just. For. Kicks and giggles. There are occasionally those derp pairings that people end up loving, and for me, this is one of them. XD I imagine their relationship would be quite an abusive one, which makes me laugh even more. Grell-bashing is soo much fun.

Alouis/Ciel (Kuroshituji) Don't know why I like this pairing so, but I do.

AkuRoku (KH II) Dude, this pairing is teh shit.

Megamind/Roxanne or Megarox (Megamind) SO. EFFIN'. CUTE!!!!!

Midna/Link (LoZ: Twilight Princess) Midna is badass, she's a far better companion than Navi ever was, and she's a WAY better girlfriend than Zelda, who just faffs about in a castle, being all damsel-in-distress, with the possible exception of when she was Tetra. Still, Midna rules.

Pairings that I dislike:

Ivan/Yao or RoChu (APH) So, at one point in time, both of them were communists. Whoopdee-flippin'-doo. Their personalities are just too contrasting and the way I see it, their countries' politics would just constantly get in the way of their relationship.

Alfred/Arthur or USUK (APH) I'm sorry, but I only see Arthur as a sort of big brother/fatherly figure for Alfred.

Ivan/Toris or RusLiet (APH) I feel that this relationship would be nothing more than the product of Stockholm Syndrome. =/

Ed/Roy (Fullmetal Alchemist) NO. Just NO. I'm sorry, but I just do not support any sort of FMA yaoi, and quite honestly, RoyEd's the worst of it.

Harry/Draco (Harry Potter) I do NOT understand this pairing at ALL.

Luke/Han (Star Wars) ...k, rly? Like, seriously people?

Obi-Wan/Padme or Obidala. (Star Wars) Seriously, I don't get it. Will someone please explain this infatuation to me?

Anakin/Obi-Wan (Star Wars) Again, like seriously?

Anakin/Ashoka (Star Wars) -hisses- Mary Sue, get thee hence!

Victor/Victoria (Corpse Bride) It's not that I have anything against Victoria, it's just that a dead chick is more lively than her. Seriously, she and Victor don't match at all.

Aang/Katara or Kataang (Avatar: The Last Airbender) ...the hell? I refuse to believe this stupid pairing is canon.

Zuko/Mai (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Again, the hell?

Percy/Rachel or Perachel (Percy Jackson) This pairing makes no sense whatsoever. I usually love red-headed characters, but I don't really like Rachel. She seems Mary-Sueish to me.

Elricest (Fullmetal Alchemist) NO.

Ed/Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist) /blinks/ Are you people stupid or something?! A long lost half-brother stabbing you through the heart does not equal a love relationship. That equals cold-blooded murderer whom you just so happen to be related to. I quoth Vic Mignogna: ED LIKES GIRLS!!


Do you like Disney? I like Disney. I grew up with Disney movies, so what a surprise that I would LOVE working for Disney! I love the classic hand-drawn animation, so that's what I plan on doing. It saddened me when Disney stopped doing those and picked up on the computer animated movies, so imagine my joy when The Princess and the Frog came out. Hooray for hand-drawn animation!

Yes, I am female, yes, I'm a teenager, yes, I'm into vampires, no, that does not mean I like Twilight. I hate Twilight. I really do. I admit that the books captured me in their spell when they first came out, and I was excited for the movie, but it sucked big time, and every one made a big flippin' deal about it like it was the greatest movie of all time. I've tried being neutral about it, but I have found that that's impossible. You either hate it, or you're a Twi-hard. Me, I hate it. The only vampires I like are the ones that don't glitter, the only Twilight I'm interested in is the one Midna came out of, the only Edward I root for is Edward Elric, and the only Alice I bet on is the one that fell down a rabbit hole...

...and then Buffy staked Edward and Van Helsing shot Jacob. The end!

...If I had a pet raven, it's name would have to be Quoth. Because then, when talking about this pet raven, I would never be able to resist starting that sentence with "Quoth the Raven..." XD (For those of you who do not get this joke, get thee hence to a bookstore or a library and read Edgar Allen Poe's wonderful poem "The Raven.")

And if I had a black cat, I would name it Mokona. Just. Because. I can. _


Random Quotes that I would like to share:

"A word to the wise ain't necessary; it's the stupid folk that need advice".-Bill Cosby

"I get to go to a lot of oversea places, like Canada" -Brittany Spears

"When I was a kid, my mates and I would always love to watch and act out Star Wars. I always thought it would be cool to be Princess Leia" -Ewan McGreggor

"ALRIGHT! Nobody move! Unless you want to live out life as a rug! DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE!!" -Luke Skywalker (Star Wars special for the Muppets Show)

"Fozy Bear: Hold it! Hold it... You- You're Mark Hamill!!

Luke: Um...no, no. He's..uh...he's my cousin. That's it! He's my cousin!"- The Muppets Show, Star Wars special.

"I'VE HAD IT! WITH THESE MUTHA F-ING SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA F-ING PLANE!!"- Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes in a Plane

"Welcome! Welcome to another year at Hogwarts. Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words, and here they are: Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore, Sorcerers' Stone

"Don't worry. We know that we're Gred and Forge" -Fred and George Weasley,Sorcerers' Stone

"The world isn't just split into good people and Death Eaters. We all have light and dark in ourselves. But it's what we choose to act on that makes us ourselves. That is who we truely are."- Sirius Black, OotP

"Oi! Nobody move! I dropped me brain..." --Jack Sparrow, At World's End

"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before..."--Jack Sparrow, At World's End

"God's busy. May I help you?"-- Random icon with Krad on it.

"With this...with this...this...with this candle, I will...I will...I will set your mother on fire."-Victor Van Dort, Corpse Bride

"Victor: S-stay back! I've got a-a dwarf? And I'm not afraid to use him! I want some questions! NOW!

Bonesapart: Answers. I think you mean answers.

Victor: Yes, thank you. Answers."--Victor Van Dort and General Bonesapart, Corpse Bride

"I came to deliver some Bad Luck."--Train Heartnet, Black Cat anime show.

'Jenos: They call this drink Destiny. So why don't we drink to ours?

Rinslet: And just who is paying for Destiny?"--Jenos Hazard and Rinslet Walker, Black Cat anime show.

"Hey, are you trying to seduce me with your bottles of milk? I'm onto you. -evil glare-"-Saya talking to Train Heartnet, Black Cat episode 3 (I think)

"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present."-Kung Fu Panda

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY THAT HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK!!"-Edward Elric, FMA

"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!" -Edward Elric, FMA

"Great! I buy you a wrench and you try to KILL me with it!"-Edward Elric, FMA

"What do you think is the matter? Once again I'll have to listen to Colonel Sarcasm tell me how I screwed up. /immitating Colonel Mustang/ 'Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I suppost to keep funding this goose chase? Money dosen't grow on trees there, cheif. Ed? Where'd you run off to? Oh, wait; there you are! I couldn't see you behind all my paper work; seing as how you're so short and all. HA HA HAHA!!' /sighs/"-Edward Elric, FMA

"Look! Can you believe how big Elysia's gotten? She can even ride a tricycle now! She follows me everywhere on that thing like my own escort of cuteness!"-Maes Hughes, FMA

"When I'm Fuhrer, there will be changes. That day; all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINI-SKIRTS!!"-Roy Mustang, FMA

"Smart remarks already? Nice patch, by the way, though it should've covered your mouth, too."-Edward Elric, FMA: Conqueror of Shamballa

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and take a look once in a while, you could miss it."-Ferris Bueler, Ferris Bueler's Day Off

"Sean Connery is Monique's mother!...No, I take it back. Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend. He's 300 years old, but he's still a stud!" Goldie Hawn, The First Wives Club

"Rudy: This is a woman thing, Dad. I want to talk to Mom.

Cliff: I'm a gynecologist, and you want to talk to a lawyer?"-The Cosby Show

"Rose: Doctor, they've got guns.

Doctor: And I haven't. Makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high-ground is mine."-Doctor Who, Army of Ghosts

"Jarvis, sometimes you have to run before you can walk." -Tony Stark, Iron Man

"You know, the question I get asked the most is 'Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in that suit?' -concentrates- Just like that."- Tony Stark, Iron Man 2

"So, you and Howard...fondue?" - Steve Rogers, Captain America

"How do I know the two of you haven't been...fondueing?" - Steve Rogers, Captain America

"There's an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in times of need: ALLONS-Y!!!" - Doctor Who, The End of Time Part 2

"Detective: Start from the beginning; tell me everything you know.

Doctor: Well, for starters, I know you can't wrap your hand around your elbow and make your fingers meet." - Doctor Who, The Idiot's Lantern

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause-and-effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective point of view, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbily...timey-wimey...stuff." - Doctor Who, Blink

"Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death." - Doctor Who, Blink

"This is my timey-wimey detector; goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow." - Doctor Who, Blink

"All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honor, friends, and family. Evil...well, it's just cooler." -Megamind

"TARDIS: Do you ever wonder why I chose you all those years ago?

Doctor: I chose you; you were unlocked.

TARDIS: Of course I was; I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord. You were the only one mad enough." - Doctor Who, The Doctor's Wife


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If you could read that put it in your profile!


You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


I see CGI people. Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other, they only see what they want. The don't know that they're CGI. If you see them too, copy this into your profile.

Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!

If you think Luke Skywalker is the Chosen One, put this in your profile.

If you think Luke Skywalker is a better Jedi and an all around better person than Anakin Skywalker, put this on your profile.

If you think Mara Jade is the most badass woman to ever grace the galaxy, put this on your profile. (LONG LIVE MARA!!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, julstimes2, E.Mahiru, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

TrixEver heard of a grocery store, rabbit boy?
Lucky CharmsOh no! I'm after a sugary cereal!
CheeriosBuzz was cute before I grew up
Frosted FlakesSTOP SINGING! NO IMAGINARY CARTOON TIGER! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pop TartsYes, let's all become close-to-cannibals
Cookie CrispSee comment on Trix

I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.


10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guys clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling like a bunch of dickheads

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. We have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month (PMS)

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm skinny, so i MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Does cosplay count? lol)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Psst... Here's some added ones:

I'm DOMINICAN, so I MUST HATE Puerto Ricans & Haitians and LOVE plantains.


When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away. But if the Doctor is cute, bugger the fruit! (But always take a banana to a party.)

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.

When life gives you Justin Beiber, throw HER back and demand lemons.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

I used to have SUPER HUMAN POWERS, but my therapist took them away.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Dear Math; I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I know Karate...and, like, two other Japanese words.

Our National Heath-Plan: don't get sick.

Dear Algebra, stop sending me to look for your X. She's not coming back.

And so's your old man!

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

We are NOT nerds; we prefer the term INTELLECTUAL BADASS.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

BAZINGA!!


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you think Russia is amazing, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE sleeping, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you have a parent/parents who are gay, copy this into your profile

If you are completey obsessed with Fem!Ed FMA stories, put this on your profile.

If you have a hard time deciding if you like Fullmetal Alchemist's manga or anime better because you think that both are made of 100 percent awesome, put this in your profile.

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!)), The Vampire Alchemist (GET READY TO UNLEASH THE FURY!!)

If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo Sugarpill (Can you say dominoes?), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( did it in karate class actualy, I call it Self-Sacrafice-Tackle-Attack), iTorchic (so much fun XD ), The Vampire Alchemist (I did it "accidentally" to a group of snobby cheerleaders at school!)

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Torinn, marie blaze (it was a very strange new years party...), Zilo Sugarpill (my brother tackled me...), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( I fell just as someone was coming behind me...), iTorchic (I bit my toungue from that :( ) The Vampire Alchemist (I did that right infront of my crush in 8th grade and almost tripped him!)


The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile


THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will be there to bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be right next to you saying, "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


List your top ten favorite Hetalia characters in no particular order.

1. Russia

2. America

3. Turkey

4. Hungary

5. Nyo!America

6. Canada

7. France

8. Italy

9. Belgium

10. England

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

(Nyo!America/England) Yes, I've read a couple.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

(Turkey) Duh. Insanely hot.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

(Canada got Russia pregnant) I...I can't...does not...wat

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

(Belgium) Sadly, not many. But maybe that's because I haven't found them yet. ;)

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

(France/America) Hells yes!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Hungary/Italy or Hungary/Belgium? Hungary/Belgium.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

France discovered Turkey and Italy in a secret relationship? He'd keep their secret and then secretly ship them HARDCORE because he's a lover of all things. And he'd keep it secret because he's a fucking suave gentleman like that.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

AmeCan. Alfred may act like an idiot, but many times it's just that; an act. Matthew is one of the few allowed to see the real Alfred behind closed doors.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Hungary/England. This is the Hetalia fandom. I doubt nothing.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Russia/Nyo!America ... I'm Sorry I Beat You To The Moon.

((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

FIGURE OUT YOUR NAME TODAY!!

K: Really silly

A: Hot

T: A very good kisser


Complete Sarcasm

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


1. Resistence reviews
Most of humanity has been overtaken by an alien race known as the Souls. Most of the Nations themselves have been occupied. But it wasn't just the surviving humans that resisted. When America is captured, Russia and his invading Soul come up with a plan for revolution. Crossover with The Host, Fem!America, implied RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-13 - America & Russia
2. I Thought I was Alive reviews
Emily is an artificial woman made of metal and powered by electricity. Ivan is a human man made of flesh and his lifeforce blood. But she is just as alive as he is, isn't she? What does it mean to be alive?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-12 - America & Russia - Complete
3. Doctor Arthur reviews
Amanda Jones could never accept the fact that the Doctor didn't have a name, so before every one of their adventures, she came up with a new one. Fem!America, Time Lord!England. Future pairings? It's possible.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-12 - America
4. Salem reviews
"Tell me, my girl," The dour-faced judge drawled, his face set in a scowl that would've made Arthur proud. "When did you become a witch?" Fem!America experiences the horror and tragedy of the Salem Witch Trials of 1692.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-29-12 - America & England/Britain - Complete
5. Fearless reviews
Alfred can't understand why his twin sister Amelia seems to laugh in the face of horror movies, while he cowers behind a pillow. But maybe Amelia isn't as fearless as she seems... US/Fem!US, could be romantic selfcest if you squint really hard. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-12 - America - Complete
6. Twister reviews
Ivan and Emily, once a happily married couple of storm chasers, are now on the brink of divorce. But Mother Nature has other plans when they go on one last chase after a series of tornadoes. All human Rus/Fem!Ame, bit of Ro/Fem!Chu. x-over with Twister.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-13-12 - America & Russia
7. The New Beginning » reviews
After years of battling Metro Man, being the villain, and effectively creating and destroying Tighten, Megamind faces a new adventure: Fatherhood.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,747 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 1-30-12 - Published: 3-17-11 - Megamind & Roxanne R.
8. Room for Another » reviews
When Megamind actually does mess around with that little reset button, he finds himself in a tower that's home to a special girl with special hair. And a rather unusual looking frog. And a rather painful frying pan. Megapunzel pairing! K just in case.
Crossover - Megamind & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 1-30-12 - Published: 4-14-11 - Megamind & Rapunzel
9. Melting Through My Heart reviews
Welcome to Central Orphanage, miss..." "Armstrong. Olivier Armstrong. I'm here to speak with you about Edrys Elric." Parental!OlivierxFem!Ed. Intend to be romanceless, but who knows what will sneak in. T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 3-27-11 - Published: 10-27-09 - Olivier A. & Edward E.
10. Golden Eyes » reviews
6 years ago,Edward Elric went missing. 20 year old Alphonse who has gotten his body back is asked by General Mustang to capture a supposed 'murderer'. But this man is more than meets the eye, and might have something to do with Edward's disappearance.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 3-27-11 - Published: 7-25-08 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.
11. Fullmetal Host Club » reviews
After the ordeal with the Philosopher's Stone is over, the new Fuhrer decides that Edward is being deprived of the education he deserves. So, he enrolls him in the Ouran Academy. While there, Ed stumbles upon the Host Club. T for language and twin-ness.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 3-27-11 - Published: 12-1-09 - Edward E. & Tamaki S.
12. Destiny Changed reviews
"The minute he laid eyes on the lad, Jonathan Warden knew there was something special about that blue boy." What if the Warden adopted baby Megamind? Will he turn out better, or will he still be a villain? MegaRox pairing, of course.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-25-11 - Megamind & Warden
13. 30 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood reviews
A list of things we demigods are not allowed to do at Camp Half-Blood. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-26-10
14. Skywalker's Curse » reviews
Luke Enchanted challenge. Luke has a curse that makes him obey every command given to him. What happens when Vader gets a hold of him?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-21-10 - Published: 6-25-07 - Luke S.
15. How To Be A Good FMA Author » reviews
New to fanfiction? Want more reviews? Want to improve your writing skills? This guide will help you how to write well written FMA fanfics
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 7-22-09
16. Memories reviews
Alphonse remembers the day Edward disappeared and what Envy did to his brother. Edward comforts his brother. one-shot, spoilers for original anime. I guess it could be considered Elricest if you squint really hard...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-17-08 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete
17. My Brother » reviews
Luke Skywalker's twin is an identical twin brother. One fateful day, the twins are split up and find them selves on opposite sides of the war. Rated T just in case. On HIATUS. I'm sorry.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 12-1-07 - Luke S. & Darth Vader
18. Black Wings » reviews
What if Daisuke hadn't separated from Dark when he sealed the Black Wings? This is my first DNAngel fic, so be nice. Rating just in case. This is not a slash fic!
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 1-21-08 - Dark M. & Daisuke N.
19. Star Wars Episode XXXXXXXXIIIII reviews
Inspired by Mariella Bullet's Mad Libs story, I went online and created my own! Freakin' hilarious!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-15-07 - Complete
20. Choices reviews
The other night, I saw SpiderMan 3 again and I thought about what Peter said about choices. So, I wrote this story. Oneshot. plze review
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-26-07 - Complete
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