|The Vampire Alchemist|
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Author has written 20 stories for Star Wars, Spider-Man, D N Angel, Fullmetal Alchemist, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Megamind, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Doctor Who, Ouran High School Host Club, and Tangled.
ATTENTION: To all those of you who were fans of "The Fourth World" and "I'll Never Let Go", I'm so very sorry! They had to go for reasons.
Why do I keep changing my avatar? I don't know. Maybe they just change with my mood?
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Seme or Uke: Sadistic Seme. *evil grin*
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Location: Utah. Land of the 2002 Winter Olympics, the original Footloose movie, Davy Jones' locker, and the Doctor's supposed location of death.
Hobbies: I love to draw manga, act, read, write, and swim. Oh boy, do I LOVE to swim; I'm a Daughter of Poseidon, after all.
Fav. Color(s): Olive Green, Jade Green, Metallic Purple, Amethyst, Aquamarine, Black
Fav. Shows: 2 Broke Girls, Hellcats, Big Bang Theory, The Dead Files, Most Terrifying Places in America, When Vacations Attack, Man vs. Food, Everybody Loves Raymond, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, M*A*S*H, Fullmetal Alchemist, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Cat, Axis Powers Hetalia, That's So Raven, Robot Chicken, Doctor Who
Fav. movies: Brave, The Avengers, Love and Other Drugs, The Craft, The Raven, The Hunger Games, The Woman in Black, Memoirs of a Geisha, Black Swan, Sherlock Holmes, Thor, Captain America, Crazy Stupid Love, Footloose, Megamind, Iron Man, Juno, The Matrix, Titanic, How to Train Your Dragon, Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton's), Avatar, Star Wars saga, Josie and the Pussycats, Easy A, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Sleepy Hollow, Sweeny Todd, The Other Boleyn Girl, Spider-Man trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean series, Van Helsing, Angels and Demons
Fav. Books: The Hunger Games, Frankenstein, Anna Karenina, Angels and Demons, Just Listen, Misfit, Shiva's Fire, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Hollow, Alice in Wonderland, The Host, Cirque Du Freak, The Blood Confession, Vampire Kisses, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Walk Two Moons, Esperanza Rising
Fav. Bands and singers: Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Panic! At the Disco, All American Rejects, AC/DC, Guns 'N Roses, Nickelback, Owl City, Bowling for Soup, The Chieftans, The Blaggards, Flogging Molly, Joan Jett, Cyndi Lauper, Weird Al Yankovic, Avril Lavigne, Vic Mignogna, Miho Fukuhara, Natasha Bedingfield, Kesha
Crushes: Kat Dennings, Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway, Robert Downey Jr., Aly Michalka, Liv Tyler
I love Star Wars, mostly the classic Rebellion era with Luke, Leia, and Han.
Mara Jade is my absolutely most favorite character, although Luke is a very very close second (pre-ROTJ. He gets too boring after that.) And I also like Han Solo, Padme Amidala, and Aayla Secura.
I love way too many Anime. For example, Fullmetal Alchemist, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Cat, Axis Powers Hetalia, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Kuroshitsuji, The Wallflower, and Lucky Star are only a few. Heck, I'll even throw in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess just for kicks. Out of those Animes/game, the characters I am known to role/cosplay are Edward Elric, Lust, and Olivier Armstrong from FMA, Yuuko from xxxHolic, Hikaru and Kaoru (depending on my mood) from OHSHC, Train Heartnet from Black Cat, Russia from APH, Uncle Iroh and Princess Azula from ATLA, the Undertaker and Hannah from Kuroshitsuji, Sunako from The Wallflower, Konata from Lucky Star, and Midna from Twilight Princess. I am very good at portraying all of them, so FEAR ME!
Pairings that I like:
Ivan/Alfred or RusAme (APH) OH. MAH. GAWD. 83 My OTP. This includes any genderbent variations.
Alfred/Amira or AmericaIndia (APH) I'm not sure if "Amira" is India's name or not, but she's so cute, and when paired with Alfred, it's absolutely adorable!
Ivan/Maria or RussiaMexico (APH) LOLOLOLOL CRACK PAIRING!!!
Antonio/Lovino or SpaMano (APH) -dies of cuteness-
Arthur/Francis or FrUK (APH) >D -insert Francey-Pants laugh here-
Matthew/Katyusha or CanadaUkraine (APH) Invisible meets Friendless. It's adorable!
Chell/Wheatley or Chelley (Portal 2) -yet again dies of le cuteness-
Edward/Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist) I mean come on! It's so clear that they love each other!
Fem!Ed/Roy (Fullmetal Alchemist) If it's well written, and as long as Ed is female, then yeah, I accept it. Gender-bending FTW!!
Edward/Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist) Because my mind can be totally bizarre at times.
Lust/Sloth (Fullmetal Alchemist) When I'm in the mood for it.
Konata/Kagami (Lucky Star) This. Is. The CUTEST. YURI PAIRING. EVER.
Luke/Mara (Star Wars) Dude, Mara is boss. She adds a spicy flair to Luke's totally boring Jedi Master-ness.
Anakin/Padme (Star Wars) They're just so flippin' cute!
Roy/Riza (Fullmetal Alchemist) Again, quite obvious.
Train/Saya (Black Cat) Obvious.
Victor/Emily (Corpse Bride) They rock. It was a match made in the Underworld.
Alice/Mad Hatter (Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland) So CUTE!
Alice/Mirana the White Queen (Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland) I oddly find this so adorable!
Tony/Pepper (Iron Man) Hey, PEPPERONY!! XD Get it? Cause it's Pepper-Ony? Yeah, I'm retarded.
Zuko/Katara or Zutara (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Fire and Water, baby. Makes a MUCH better pairing than Zuko/Mai or Aang/Katara
Azula/Sokka or Sokkla (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Like I said, my mind can be really bizarre. Besides, bitchy though she may be, Azula needs love too.
Azula/Katara or Azutara (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Again, when the mood hits me.
Percy/Annabeth or Percabeth (Percy Jackson) Seriously, this makes perfect sense, like Ron and Hermione. The minute they met, you knew they were going to get together, even if they hated each other at first.
Grell/Sebastian (Kuroshitsuji) Just. For. Kicks and giggles. There are occasionally those derp pairings that people end up loving, and for me, this is one of them. XD I imagine their relationship would be quite an abusive one, which makes me laugh even more. Grell-bashing is soo much fun.
Alouis/Ciel (Kuroshituji) Don't know why I like this pairing so, but I do.
AkuRoku (KH II) Dude, this pairing is teh shit.
Megamind/Roxanne or Megarox (Megamind) SO. EFFIN'. CUTE!!!!!
Midna/Link (LoZ: Twilight Princess) Midna is badass, she's a far better companion than Navi ever was, and she's a WAY better girlfriend than Zelda, who just faffs about in a castle, being all damsel-in-distress, with the possible exception of when she was Tetra. Still, Midna rules.
Pairings that I dislike:
Ivan/Yao or RoChu (APH) So, at one point in time, both of them were communists. Whoopdee-flippin'-doo. Their personalities are just too contrasting and the way I see it, their countries' politics would just constantly get in the way of their relationship.
Alfred/Arthur or USUK (APH) I'm sorry, but I only see Arthur as a sort of big brother/fatherly figure for Alfred.
Ivan/Toris or RusLiet (APH) I feel that this relationship would be nothing more than the product of Stockholm Syndrome. =/
Ed/Roy (Fullmetal Alchemist) NO. Just NO. I'm sorry, but I just do not support any sort of FMA yaoi, and quite honestly, RoyEd's the worst of it.
Harry/Draco (Harry Potter) I do NOT understand this pairing at ALL.
Luke/Han (Star Wars) ...k, rly? Like, seriously people?
Obi-Wan/Padme or Obidala. (Star Wars) Seriously, I don't get it. Will someone please explain this infatuation to me?
Anakin/Obi-Wan (Star Wars) Again, like seriously?
Anakin/Ashoka (Star Wars) -hisses- Mary Sue, get thee hence!
Victor/Victoria (Corpse Bride) It's not that I have anything against Victoria, it's just that a dead chick is more lively than her. Seriously, she and Victor don't match at all.
Aang/Katara or Kataang (Avatar: The Last Airbender) ...the hell? I refuse to believe this stupid pairing is canon.
Zuko/Mai (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Again, the hell?
Percy/Rachel or Perachel (Percy Jackson) This pairing makes no sense whatsoever. I usually love red-headed characters, but I don't really like Rachel. She seems Mary-Sueish to me.
Elricest (Fullmetal Alchemist) NO.
Ed/Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist) /blinks/ Are you people stupid or something?! A long lost half-brother stabbing you through the heart does not equal a love relationship. That equals cold-blooded murderer whom you just so happen to be related to. I quoth Vic Mignogna: ED LIKES GIRLS!!
Do you like Disney? I like Disney. I grew up with Disney movies, so what a surprise that I would LOVE working for Disney! I love the classic hand-drawn animation, so that's what I plan on doing. It saddened me when Disney stopped doing those and picked up on the computer animated movies, so imagine my joy when The Princess and the Frog came out. Hooray for hand-drawn animation!
Yes, I am female, yes, I'm a teenager, yes, I'm into vampires, no, that does not mean I like Twilight. I hate Twilight. I really do. I admit that the books captured me in their spell when they first came out, and I was excited for the movie, but it sucked big time, and every one made a big flippin' deal about it like it was the greatest movie of all time. I've tried being neutral about it, but I have found that that's impossible. You either hate it, or you're a Twi-hard. Me, I hate it. The only vampires I like are the ones that don't glitter, the only Twilight I'm interested in is the one Midna came out of, the only Edward I root for is Edward Elric, and the only Alice I bet on is the one that fell down a rabbit hole...
...and then Buffy staked Edward and Van Helsing shot Jacob. The end!
...If I had a pet raven, it's name would have to be Quoth. Because then, when talking about this pet raven, I would never be able to resist starting that sentence with "Quoth the Raven..." XD (For those of you who do not get this joke, get thee hence to a bookstore or a library and read Edgar Allen Poe's wonderful poem "The Raven.")
And if I had a black cat, I would name it Mokona. Just. Because. I can. _
Random Quotes that I would like to share:
"A word to the wise ain't necessary; it's the stupid folk that need advice".-Bill Cosby
"I get to go to a lot of oversea places, like Canada" -Brittany Spears
"When I was a kid, my mates and I would always love to watch and act out Star Wars. I always thought it would be cool to be Princess Leia" -Ewan McGreggor
"ALRIGHT! Nobody move! Unless you want to live out life as a rug! DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE!!" -Luke Skywalker (Star Wars special for the Muppets Show)
"Fozy Bear: Hold it! Hold it... You- You're Mark Hamill!!
Luke: Um...no, no. He's..uh...he's my cousin. That's it! He's my cousin!"- The Muppets Show, Star Wars special.
"I'VE HAD IT! WITH THESE MUTHA F-ING SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA F-ING PLANE!!"- Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes in a Plane
"Welcome! Welcome to another year at Hogwarts. Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words, and here they are: Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore, Sorcerers' Stone
"Don't worry. We know that we're Gred and Forge" -Fred and George Weasley,Sorcerers' Stone
"The world isn't just split into good people and Death Eaters. We all have light and dark in ourselves. But it's what we choose to act on that makes us ourselves. That is who we truely are."- Sirius Black, OotP
"Oi! Nobody move! I dropped me brain..." --Jack Sparrow, At World's End
"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before..."--Jack Sparrow, At World's End
"God's busy. May I help you?"-- Random icon with Krad on it.
"With this...with this...this...with this candle, I will...I will...I will set your mother on fire."-Victor Van Dort, Corpse Bride
"Victor: S-stay back! I've got a-a dwarf? And I'm not afraid to use him! I want some questions! NOW!
Bonesapart: Answers. I think you mean answers.
Victor: Yes, thank you. Answers."--Victor Van Dort and General Bonesapart, Corpse Bride
"I came to deliver some Bad Luck."--Train Heartnet, Black Cat anime show.
'Jenos: They call this drink Destiny. So why don't we drink to ours?
Rinslet: And just who is paying for Destiny?"--Jenos Hazard and Rinslet Walker, Black Cat anime show.
"Hey, are you trying to seduce me with your bottles of milk? I'm onto you. -evil glare-"-Saya talking to Train Heartnet, Black Cat episode 3 (I think)
"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present."-Kung Fu Panda
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY THAT HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK!!"-Edward Elric, FMA
"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!" -Edward Elric, FMA
"Great! I buy you a wrench and you try to KILL me with it!"-Edward Elric, FMA
"What do you think is the matter? Once again I'll have to listen to Colonel Sarcasm tell me how I screwed up. /immitating Colonel Mustang/ 'Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I suppost to keep funding this goose chase? Money dosen't grow on trees there, cheif. Ed? Where'd you run off to? Oh, wait; there you are! I couldn't see you behind all my paper work; seing as how you're so short and all. HA HA HAHA!!' /sighs/"-Edward Elric, FMA
"Look! Can you believe how big Elysia's gotten? She can even ride a tricycle now! She follows me everywhere on that thing like my own escort of cuteness!"-Maes Hughes, FMA
"When I'm Fuhrer, there will be changes. That day; all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINI-SKIRTS!!"-Roy Mustang, FMA
"Smart remarks already? Nice patch, by the way, though it should've covered your mouth, too."-Edward Elric, FMA: Conqueror of Shamballa
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and take a look once in a while, you could miss it."-Ferris Bueler, Ferris Bueler's Day Off
"Sean Connery is Monique's mother!...No, I take it back. Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend. He's 300 years old, but he's still a stud!" Goldie Hawn, The First Wives Club
"Rudy: This is a woman thing, Dad. I want to talk to Mom.
Cliff: I'm a gynecologist, and you want to talk to a lawyer?"-The Cosby Show
"Rose: Doctor, they've got guns.
Doctor: And I haven't. Makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high-ground is mine."-Doctor Who, Army of Ghosts
"Jarvis, sometimes you have to run before you can walk." -Tony Stark, Iron Man
"You know, the question I get asked the most is 'Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in that suit?' -concentrates- Just like that."- Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
"So, you and Howard...fondue?" - Steve Rogers, Captain America
"How do I know the two of you haven't been...fondueing?" - Steve Rogers, Captain America
"There's an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in times of need: ALLONS-Y!!!" - Doctor Who, The End of Time Part 2
"Detective: Start from the beginning; tell me everything you know.
Doctor: Well, for starters, I know you can't wrap your hand around your elbow and make your fingers meet." - Doctor Who, The Idiot's Lantern
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause-and-effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective point of view, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbily...timey-wimey...stuff." - Doctor Who, Blink
"Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death." - Doctor Who, Blink
"This is my timey-wimey detector; goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow." - Doctor Who, Blink
"All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honor, friends, and family. Evil...well, it's just cooler." -Megamind
"TARDIS: Do you ever wonder why I chose you all those years ago?
Doctor: I chose you; you were unlocked.
TARDIS: Of course I was; I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord. You were the only one mad enough." - Doctor Who, The Doctor's Wife
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
You know you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
I see CGI people. Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other, they only see what they want. The don't know that they're CGI. If you see them too, copy this into your profile.
Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!
If you think Luke Skywalker is the Chosen One, put this in your profile.
If you think Luke Skywalker is a better Jedi and an all around better person than Anakin Skywalker, put this on your profile.
If you think Mara Jade is the most badass woman to ever grace the galaxy, put this on your profile. (LONG LIVE MARA!!)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, julstimes2, E.Mahiru, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist
If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
TrixEver heard of a grocery store, rabbit boy?
I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.
Black and White:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guys clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling like a bunch of dickheads
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
4. We have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month (PMS)
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm skinny, so i MUST be anorexic.
I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm DOMINICAN, so I MUST HATE Puerto Ricans & Haitians and LOVE plantains.
When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"
An apple a day keeps the Doctor away. But if the Doctor is cute, bugger the fruit! (But always take a banana to a party.)
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.
When life gives you Justin Beiber, throw HER back and demand lemons.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
I used to have SUPER HUMAN POWERS, but my therapist took them away.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Dear Math; I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I know Karate...and, like, two other Japanese words.
Our National Heath-Plan: don't get sick.
Dear Algebra, stop sending me to look for your X. She's not coming back.
And so's your old man!
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
We are NOT nerds; we prefer the term INTELLECTUAL BADASS.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.
If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
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If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile
If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile
If you have a parent/parents who are gay, copy this into your profile
If you are completey obsessed with Fem!Ed FMA stories, put this on your profile.
If you have a hard time deciding if you like Fullmetal Alchemist's manga or anime better because you think that both are made of 100 percent awesome, put this in your profile.
iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!)), The Vampire Alchemist (GET READY TO UNLEASH THE FURY!!)
If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo Sugarpill (Can you say dominoes?), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( did it in karate class actualy, I call it Self-Sacrafice-Tackle-Attack), iTorchic (so much fun XD ), The Vampire Alchemist (I did it "accidentally" to a group of snobby cheerleaders at school!)
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Torinn, marie blaze (it was a very strange new years party...), Zilo Sugarpill (my brother tackled me...), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( I fell just as someone was coming behind me...), iTorchic (I bit my toungue from that :( ) The Vampire Alchemist (I did that right infront of my crush in 8th grade and almost tripped him!)
The Ouran Alphabet
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Will be there to bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
List your top ten favorite Hetalia characters in no particular order.
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
(Nyo!America/England) Yes, I've read a couple.
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
(Turkey) Duh. Insanely hot.
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
(Canada got Russia pregnant) I...I can't...does not...wat
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
(Belgium) Sadly, not many. But maybe that's because I haven't found them yet. ;)
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
(France/America) Hells yes!
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Hungary/Italy or Hungary/Belgium? Hungary/Belgium.
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
France discovered Turkey and Italy in a secret relationship? He'd keep their secret and then secretly ship them HARDCORE because he's a lover of all things. And he'd keep it secret because he's a fucking suave gentleman like that.
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
AmeCan. Alfred may act like an idiot, but many times it's just that; an act. Matthew is one of the few allowed to see the real Alfred behind closed doors.
9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Hungary/England. This is the Hetalia fandom. I doubt nothing.
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Russia/Nyo!America ... I'm Sorry I Beat You To The Moon.
((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))
FIGURE OUT YOUR NAME TODAY!!
K: Really silly
T: A very good kisser
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
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