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since: 05-25-07, id: 1286089, Profile Updated: 03-20-09
country: United States
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I'm back.

Like magic.

Except, not nearly as exciting.

But, still moderately exciting, right?

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1. Swear to Shake it up, if you Swear to Listen » reviews
AU. Bella Swan has always been the kind of girl that screamed 'stayawayori'llshootyou' very unlike her big bitch of a sister. They transfer to Forks High and meet womanizing Edward Cullen and his friends. IT'S INTERESTING, wayyyy more than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,480 - Reviews: 288 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 7-30-07
2. HEY HEY YOU YOU, I Don't Like Your Girlfriend! » reviews
Bella is changed by Laurent out of want, not by being attacked and three years later, While she and Jacob are at a movie theatre there she spots Edward. Wait! Who's the Blonde that's holding his hand? FUNNY humor & Romance. Disclaimer: Do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 254 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 6-23-07
3. Emmett's Mission: Stalk & Harass reviews
Follow Emmett and his accomplice, Jasper, as they stalk & harass fellow Forkians. FUNNY! Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 8-2-07
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