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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. I'm back. Like magic. Except, not nearly as exciting. But, still moderately exciting, right? | |||||||
1. Swear to Shake it up, if you Swear to Listen » reviewsAU. Bella Swan has always been the kind of girl that screamed 'stayawayori'llshootyou' very unlike her big bitch of a sister. They transfer to Forks High and meet womanizing Edward Cullen and his friends. IT'S INTERESTING, wayyyy more than it sounds.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,480 - Reviews: 288 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 7-30-072. HEY HEY YOU YOU, I Don't Like Your Girlfriend! » reviewsBella is changed by Laurent out of want, not by being attacked and three years later, While she and Jacob are at a movie theatre there she spots Edward. Wait! Who's the Blonde that's holding his hand? FUNNY humor & Romance. Disclaimer: Do not own TwilightTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 254 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 6-23-073. Emmett's Mission: Stalk & Harass reviewsFollow Emmett and his accomplice, Jasper, as they stalk & harass fellow Forkians. FUNNY! Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 8-2-07