Once upon a time, there was an old, 130-year-old house in small town Kansas where a family of three lived. One day, the family of three became a family of four, due to the birth of a rabid, soon-to-be-in-9-years fangirl. Said fangirl experienced many tragic things, such as catching nemonia at 8-or-so-months and a train wreck (Probably caused brain damage) at age four-or-so-years. On this train wreck, the soon-to-be-in-now-only-5-years fangirl fell off the bunk that she was sleeping in to be cushioned by nuns, A.K.A, her father. During this event, some random dude decided that she had not been cushioned by father-nuns, but had actually died due to cranial damage, and came back as an intelligent zombie that has no interest in eating brains.
And so, after many (only five) years of chiggers, farm animals and bitchy 3rd graders, the fangirl and her family of four moved to a place called to New Mexico, A.K.A, hell on Earth. Soon after moving to hell, the fangirl was suddenly thrust into the world of giant robots, Japanese schoolgirls, and panty shots. There, she became obsessed with a slightly less perverse (And I mean, slightly) series of manga books, known as Tokyo Mew Mew. That's when she actually became a fangirl, by the way.
Anyway, at age eleven, she discovered this wonderful site called fanfiction.net where she read many fluffy romances, tragic trageties of much tragic-ness, and lemons (Particularly PaixRetasu). After three years of this nonsense, she moved away from hell and went to hippie heaven in New york. To this day, she continues to haunt the hordes of words and letters, scavenging for smut. Her ff.net family includes Rae Onee-sama Senpai (Drifting one), and her dear real life friend, Arizo (Too Many Ideas).
Oh, what is the name of this 13-year-old zombie, you ask? Zen. Just Zen.
Also, I've decided to stop talking in third person now. Yippee.
I loved Hellboy II so much that I went and saw it twice. :D
Anyway, since this is what shippers do, I shall list what things I ship and what I don't ship. (UR GOING DOWN, SHIPPY BIATCCHHHHH. I'MA SHIP JOO TO NEW MEXICO.)
Fav pairings:
Hellboy II: The Golden Army//
NuadaxNuala (Also known as Eyebrowless Twincest.)
Black Cat//
ChardenxKyoko, EvexLeon, RinsletxJenos, RinsletxTrain, CreedxAlmost anyone but Echidna. xD
Oh yeah, and me pimpin' on Tearju, Shiki, Eve, Echidna and Kyoko. xD Maybe Charden too.
Eyeshield 21//
HirumaxMamori, MarcoxHimuro, and KarinxMe. xDDD
Mai-Hime-Mai Otome//
NagixMashiro, YukinoxHaruka, MaixMikoto, NaoxNatsuki
Tokyo Mew Mew//
PaixRetasu, MintoxZakuro, MiwaxMoe, IchigoxMasaya, PaixIchigo, KisshuxPai (Brotherly love, not Shounen Ai. xD), PurinxTaruto, RetasuxMinto, SakuraxShintaro.
Strawberry Panic!//
NagisaxShizuma, AmanexHikari and YayaxTsubomi.
Avatar: The Last Airbender//
Zutara, MaiLee, AzuLee, and, again, MexJin. x3
Pairings that I dislike:
Hellboy II: The Golden Army//
AbexNuala (Sorry fisshhhyyyy~) and OCxNuada
Eyeshield 21//
Any Hiruma yaoi pairing. xD
Black Cat//
CreedxEchidna, MaroxShiki
Mai-Hime-Mai Otome//
NatsukixShizuru
Tokyo Mew Mew//
RetasuxRyou, PaixZakuro, RingoxPai, KisshuxIchigo and RyouxIchigo.
Avatar: The Last Airbender//
Kataang and Maiko. D: Ewwww...
BECAUSE CHAIN MAIL IS FUN. 8D
Seriously, bitchy old men with copy-paste flames don't bother me. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:
Zenagaserpent
(Seriously, Flame Rising, get a life.)
If you think that Aoyama Masaya (Tokyo Mew Mew) is overly bashed for no good reason, copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list: Zenagaserpent
(I'm appalled at how bashed Masaya is without any reason whatsoever. What did he ever do to you? Get in the way of KisshuxIchigo/RyouxIchigo? Suck it up. Ichigo loves him. So fuck off.)
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