Author has written 19 stories for Naruto.

Wow, I'm so excited to be doing this. Oh, and just to let you all know, NARUTO RULES!

Also, I have now found a yaoi fic... SUKISHI... Only seen a couple of episodes but I love it and if there is anyone out there looking for some yaoi, well... try it...

Vampire Knights is a new manga I'm reading and I've only read the first two volumes and I instantly fell in love with it... You can read it on the internet and I would seriously advise anyone who likes slightly dark vampire highschool manga to read it and the drawings are amazing... Matsuri Hino is a genious...

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Here is an alright drawing I did of Naruto for one of my fics, so take a look if you want... but be warned, it isn't the greatest thing so don't have your hopes too high:

Konoha's Scarlet Claw

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I've also done an OC drawing for another one of my fics. She'll be an important character and she's also a vampire, along with being Naruto's girlfriend. She's five years old in the picture but she'll be twelve in my fic and her name is Miaka Maiya:

Secrets of the Vampire: the Hokage's guard

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An amazing Naruto and Sasuke AMV - truly brilliant: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ISVvVl09q3c&NR=1

Hehe, this is a very funny piece of Deviant art which is about Orochimaru, so please have a look at it: http://novanator.deviantart.com/art/Orochimaru-s-Rant-53302270

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STUFF ABOUT MYSELF:

Name: As it states above, No Name is Needed, so yeah...

Age: Old enough to be on this site, but not ancient...

Gender: If you guess then you have a 50 percent chance of getting it right...

Location: Currently under a roof...

Birthday: Every year...

Hair: Yes, I have that...

Eyes: I use them all the time...

Interests: I have those too...

Likes: Plenty...

Dislikes: A few things...

Dreams: I forget them when I wake up...

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I LOVE 'BILL KAULITZ' FROM 'TOKIO HOTEL'

HE'S SO HOT AND... I LOVE HIM

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favourite quotes: "You're such a dramatic little man, aren't you" (Yu-gi-oh GX)

"That just proves that you should never trust a little guy wearing bikini briefs" (Yu-gi-oh GX)

"Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know" (Friends, 50 year old stripper)

"Dang, I'm funny even when I'm not paying attention" (One on One, Flex)

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits" (Albert Einstein)

good jokes: "your mum is so fat that when God said 'let there be light' she had to move"

"One day, little Johny was out with his mum when he asked 'mum, is God male or female?' she replied, 'I suppose God's both dear.' a bit later he asked 'mum, is got black or white?' again she replied 'God's both dear.' Johny was now confused but he came back a bit later and asked 'mum, is God gay or straight?' his mum was now the one to be confused before answering 'well... I suppose God's both dear.' Little Johny's face lights up before he asks 'Mum, is God Michael Jackson?"

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This is an AMV called 'Memoirs of an Uzumaki' and it is amazing, so if you want to watch it, here it is: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lakaWSuhnXo&mode=related&search=

Also, there is a clip of someone doing an amazing drawing of Kakashi: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lL9sZAlkvRs&NR=1

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I don't mind people telling me in their reviews that they didn't like a chapter or they thought that the plot was bad or something. But, in a recent OneShot I posted, an anon. (who's name was 'pissed at YOU') said, and I quote, 'That was evil. I hope you die' and that was all. Now, that really got to me. I have lost confidnce in my writing and I now lack inspiration. So, if there is anyone else out there who want to make these comments, please, keep them to youselves.

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MY FAVOURUTE SINGERS/BANDS(in no particular order)

'Within Temptation', 'Skillet', 'K's Choice', 'Matt Willis', 'Nickelback', 'Tokio Hotel', 'Amy Macdonald', 'Three Days Grace', 'Violent Delight', 'Linkin Park', 'The Rasmus', 'Bon Jovi', 'Evanescence', 'Foo Fighters', 'I Am Ghost', 'Josh Groban', 'The Medic Droid', 'Utada Hikaru', 'Nami Tamaki', 'Origa', 'UVERworld', 'Toybox'

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You know you live in 2006 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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This has to be one of the single most amazing KakaNaru OneShotDrabbles out there and I sincerely suggest that you read it:

www.fanfiction.net/s/3237416/7/Angel_of_Death

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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

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I read this poem from Tsukiko The Librarian, who got ot from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot se

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

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pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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Look at his cute widdle fwace!

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Another thing, everyone seems to have a bunny who wants to take over the world or something, so here is my bunny who has the desire to rule the world:

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I LOVE:

NARUTO (dur!)

I ALSO LIKE

CERES: CELESTIAL WARRIOR, FUSHIGI YUGI, BLEACH, SHAMAN KING, FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, VAMPIRE KNIGHTS, SUKISHO, S-CRY-ED, YU-GI-OH (the normal one and GX), SAILOR MOON, X-MEN EVOLUTION, OBAN STAR RACERS, RAVE MASTER, AVATAR: THE LEGEND OF AANG, GALACTIC FOOTBALL, ONE PIECE, ROZEN MAIDEN.

MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS FROM NARUTO ARE: UCHIHA ITACHI & MOMOCHI ZABUZA

I hope that everyone enjoys my stories... If not, feel free to criticise... compliments are also welcome...

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(if there are any Naruto fans out there then a good site to go on is www.narutocentral.co.uk or www.narutoexpert.co.uk)

Also, there is an AMV which is so well made and beautiful, it almost made me cry (I'm a girl, it's ok), except for the ending, here it is if anyone wants to see it, oh, and it's about the Yondaime and Naruto: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cOpbgysJ-c&NR=1

Here's another really good one, except this is about the Yondaime, Rin and Obito and how Kakashi misses them: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IVdU5k5-VYg&NR=1

I also found a place where someone made the Akatsuki members on TheSims2, and I liked them, so here's the sight: http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images11/MTS2_189261_kichiri_00akatsuki.jpg

The best site to go on if you want to watch Naruto in english is: www.freewebs.com/englishnaruto

I've also stumbled across a number of AMVs' where it's NaruxHina and I think that they are absolutely sweet, so here they are as well: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7qubUp-CDiY&NR=1 ... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uN57zloXuz8&NR=1

Then there's a really sad one about Tsunade and what she's been through: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VD-nIo3B7kg&NR=1

Here's an AMV which made me see Itachi differently, he seemed to have an air of power and I couldn't help but love it: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YW8cV07gX1E&NR=1.

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(oh and if anyone cares, all of my stories will be rated T just to be safe, even if they aren't actually. Exceptions will be made if I know that they should be M rated.)