Okay, what do I have to say to you who has decided to take a minute of your time (which will never be regained) to view my profile?

Age: 17 since May 24th ha!

Country of Citizenship: Jamaica

Sex: Female

Favourite Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching TV especially anime and drawing

Other Stuff I Do: Singing, listening to music (especially alternative music), talking about nothing with my friends.

Favourite Authors: Lemony Snicket, Janet Evanovich (Stephanie Plum series), V.C. Andrews

Favourite Songs: Over My Head, Cupid's Chokehold, Coconut Juice, Kiss Kiss (if its a funny music video then its a fav song of mine), How to Save a Life, A.N.G.E.L., Thunder, Monsoon, Karma, and I can't think of the rest.

Other Songs I Like: Energy, Leave Out All the Rest, Bottle It Up, Forever, Hey There Delilah, Check Yes Juliet, Pocketful of Sunshiine, Witch Doctor (chipmunks version), That Green Gentleman and more, but I can't think of all of them now.

Favourite Singers: I have no favourite singers but I have singers or bands that I’ll listen to more than others and they are: Gym Class Heroes, Panic at the Disco, Boys Like Girls, Tokio Hotel, NLT and you don’t want to hear the Jamaican ones I’m sure. I’m not into hip hop that much so I don’t really have an artiste in that genre of music that I prefer.

Favourite Movies: Scooby Doo 1 and 2, Barrier 13, Casanova, Fantastic 4, Take the Lead, Pirates of the Caribbean

Favourite Anime: I LOVE Naruto and Full Metal Alchemist, but I also watch or have watched and liked Gokusen, Bleach, One Piece, and Case Closed. I used to watch Yu Yu Hakusho before my mom banned me and also Inuyasha, but I banned myself. And I have plenty more!!

Languages I Speak: This one is funny cuz I only speak 2 languages, but they (bigger heads) say that I know 1 language and a dialect. Of course that language is English which I rock at and the dialect is patois which I use very well. I’ve done French for a year but of course learnt nothing! I’m doing Spanish now, hopefully when I’m finished I’ll actually remember it. I want, actually need to learn Japanese!

Boyfriend:Non-existent at the moment

Favourite Website: Duh Fanfiction.net! I also like Wikipedia.com, Quizilla.com and Absoluteanime.com and FLIXSTER.COM! YEAH!!

Philosophy: If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail

Career Choice:Author or probably something to do with computers.

Favourite Colours: red, black and purple (I’m not Goth though, I just really hate pink. Why? Because it’s the universal colour for girls! When my baby girl is born way in the future, I don’t want any pink cards for her or any pink cloth wrapped around her. Put her in another colour or leave her be. If I want to find out her sex, just look below the belt.)

Favourite Foods: I’m lactose intolerant but when you’re not allowed to eat something it ends up that that’s what you eat most. I love cheesy snacks and chocolate, but I don’t like ice cream. I hate peas and sometimes vegetables.

Favourite Sports: I love gymnastics and figure skating because of the flexibility of the participants, too bad for me that I stink at sports and I’m not very flexible either.

Favourite Dances: I like seeing people dance, but I can’t dance to save my life. Okay, maybe I can, I’m better than some of my friends but I’m not very good and I like to stay quiet, in the background, away from the spotlight.

Actors I Like: Chris Evans (Fantastic 4: Human Torch), my friend said that if she has a daughter, she’ll name her Torturina! Obsessed much?! I think he has a great body (I love the scene where he’s walking around in this pink sweater, only! Some of my friends were waiting for it to fall! EWWW!)

Heath Ledger: I love his voice even if his hair and body isn’t all that, he’s got a great voice and a wonderful face. I was shocked when I heard he was gay in Brokeback Mountain, thank God he isn’t in real life. May his soul rest in peace. (I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU HEATH LEDGER!!)

Tobey Maguire: that guy who plays Spiderman. I absolutely love his eyes! They are so blue! Plus I love Spiderman, can’t wait to see the third one. (Heard he was gay, is that true?)

Dante Basco: check Take the Lead, he’s the one that is fighting for the girl with the black guy (for you all who haven’t watched it or know who he is). He also came in But I’m a Cheerleader (he was gay in that, it hurts to see a cute guy like that). He also voices Prince Zuko in Avatar. I think he’s really cute and he’s 32!!

Edison Chen: The Twins Effect. He is like the cutest Asian guy I have ever seen (well, one of). I think he’s Chinese and he doesn’t have wrinkles or anything. The guy looks like a fountain of youth (well, the last time I saw him).

JOHNNY DEPP! I LOVE THIS GUY! I LOVE HIS MOVIES! Gosh, he has a nice accent, I love that too and his movies are VERY NICE! I love how he can change personalities! Plus he’s not ugly, he’s rather handsome. PIRATES 4!! OMG!! CAN'T WAIT!! I LUV YOU JOHNNY!!

Favourite Voice Actors: Grey Delisle (Sam Manson-Danny Phantom, Mandy-Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Azula, Riley-The Replacements).

Tara Strong: Ben Ten, Timmy Turner (Fairly Odd Parents)

Kirby Morrow- Miroku (Inuyasha), Josh (that show that was on Cartoon Network with this girl with I think pink hair and they were like space rangers and the principal of the school was the boy’s father)

Johnny Bosch- Ichigo (Bleach), I think Renton ( Eureka 7), I think Vash (Trigun) and he was a power ranger. He’s Chinese and I think he had long hair in the power ranger thing. Whatever I don’t watch Power Rangers, I read it on the net a while back.

Favourite Couples on TV (whether they are together or not): Phil and Keely, Sam and Danny, Miroku and Sango, Kenshin and Kaoru, Lelouch and Kallen, Renton and Eureka. I adore them!

Advice to Authors- I’ve got some umm…additional notes under my advice, you don’t have to read that.

When writing your story, be yourself and don’t worry about how many people will like it or how many reviews you’ll get. (When you act all crazy and everything, you make people laugh, now I love to laugh, of course when the time is right, but, unfortunately, the good Lord did not bless me with the ability to tell jokes hangs head, sulks, tear drops, but, oh well at least I can write Head pops up again and smiles brightly, blinding the world with my…ummm… “white” teeth) :D

Get great names for chapters if you do name them, maybe, just maybe, when people see there names, they’ll take a shot at reading it. (Seriously though, who wouldn’t read a piece of writing deemed with the title, “The Oxford Dictionary”? Come on, its totally interesting…not. No offence to you dictionary readers out there. I sometimes read the dictionary. I always get caught up in it when I’m looking for a word, which, come to think of it isn’t all that often at school. Now who would read “A Series of Unfortunate Events”? You’ve got to be kidding me, are you sick and twisted…like me? I absolutely adore that series! The name caught me and still has me in its crushing hold chokes)

Don’t worry about the small amount of reviewers you get at first, after you build on the story, you’ll soon see them rolling in. (I myself didn’t like to read stories that are at the first chapter, I used to judge stories by the amount of reviews it received cuz I had no intention to leave a review. But, as time rolled on, I realized that I should give reviews and half hope for some for my own story, it makes me feel good that I supported someone who hasn’t quite passed 50 reviews, unfortunately, today is going to be the day when I start reading the new stories and review, if you’ve got a story for me to read, then PM me, I’m a reader. I LOVE reading !!)

Come up with a great summary, remember that’s what catches the eyes of readers. If its good, then they’ll read it. ( I think the summary for Boarding School is okay, but I don’t think others think so, but I don’t care, at least I try not to and I continue writing. Make sure that your summary tells what really does happen in the story and I think that the character limit while writing your summary should be increased, but I guess it there so no one will write an everlasting summary that takes up a whole page! They make sure we’re safe from people like me blushes and looks down as I scuff my toe. I umm.. kinda like to chat if you haven’t noticed that from the things I’ve written in my profile ducks projectiles. Okay! I get it, you all noticed!)

(Seeing as you know how a review makes an author pleased) Try and leave a review for all the stories you read, maybe those same authors will review for you, and try your best to keep your reviews constant. (I have experience in this division. I’m not going to write so many things now, I don’t know if this website has a limit to how long your profile page can be, plus who will actually read all of this, I’m just having fun writing this!)

Be open to opinions and if you do get flames, just try to use them to build on your story.

Don’t make any promises for updates, sometimes, it doesn’t work out. You have school, homework, boyfriends/girlfriends, emotional problems and places to go to occupy your time plus you can be lazy at times, I know I am. Just kidding, hehe scratches back of head and smiles sheepishly. I never laze around. Me, never!

Don’t get jealous of the amount of reviews other writers have received. (Once again, I have personal experience with this, I hate it, but I try not to let it get me down, you shouldn’t either)