Hi, I'm Housekid93 and I wrote the story "What If Roseanne had died instead of Dan" because i hate the eighth and ninth season of Roseanne. They should of killed Dan and ended it then and there (not that i think that Dan should have died). They ruined Dan's character with the affair and the fight in Fights and Stuff, i don't believe Dan would have really acted like that.

I like House, Roseanne, M*A*S*H, NCIS, CSI, CSI: Miami, Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Hogan's Heroes, Barney Miller, I Dream of Jeannie, Good Luck Charlie, Rocket Power, Rugrats, and The Big Bang Theory.

My favorite movies are Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Big Lebowski, The Flintstones, and virtually any other movies i or you've probably seen, although i can't stomach Hannibal Lecter.

"The life of the mind"-Karl Mundt

"Mark it Zero"-Walter

"We need milk and on the way can you swing by the store and bail out your dad?"-Roseanne

"I look forward to your letters"-Craig Ferguson

"It belongs in a museum!"-Henry "Indiana" Jones, Junior

"I helped my daughter learn to walk, i helped my daughter learn to ride a bike, i helped my daughter with her homework. I WILL NOT help my daughter 'get some'!" -Dan Conner