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since: 05-27-07, id: 1287357, Profile Updated: 12-19-09
country: Germany
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Author has written 22 stories for Fairy Tales, Phantom of the Opera, and Frankenstein.

"I fell down the metaphysical rabbit hole."

Nothing is easier than self-deceit, for what each man wishes, he also believes to be true.

~Demosthenes~

When I'm bored I do silly things, like make-up my face all strange and then take black and white photos of it because everyone knows that if you take a photo in black and white it means that it's artistic. And I would probably kill someone for a bag of Twizzlers. Probably.

I have absolutely no idea what to write here, and since I don't want to waste your time with useless drivel, (Or do I? Mwuahahahahaha!) I'll just write a short "About Me" section and get it over with, because I really don't have much to say about my stories. They're all pretty much the same. I mostly write for Fairy Tales, because it is my favorite section, and as my friend puts it, "you find less SQUEE authoresses there." Which is pretty much true.

About Me: I love cupcakes but not frosting, chocolate, warm socks, playing in the rain, brushing my hair, conversation, going to thrift stores, and counting. I don't like walking on sand, faulty technology, dropping my toast butter side down, losing things, people who talk with their mouths open, and mineral water. I write, read, dance, and talk. A lot.

I am currently an American exchange student in Germany, but I want to get a degree in Comparative Literature, so I have to keep up my practice while I'm here. And when I make really silly grammar mistakes, feel free to point them out to me.

Oh, and as of now I am working on a joint project with Bistre Melancholia, a Romeo and Juliet parody. You guys should go check out her writings, they're very imaginative and a nice read.

One more thing. I do take requests for one-or two-shots, if there is anything in particular you would like to read. These would most likely only be for fairytales, but I could also do some other books, if I know it well enough. I think they're fun and challenging, and it forces me to write something so I don't become TOO lazy. Just send me a PM and I'll try to get it done within a week!

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1. Puppet Strings reviews
And all the pretty ballerinas danced until they couldn't dance anymore. Giselle.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-09
2. The Anderson Home For Orphaned Girls reviews
A parody? I'm not really sure. Based off a small comment made by me to a friend. Gift-fic to Bistre Melancholia.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-09 - Complete
3. I Need A Hero reviews
She didn't quite know what she needed. No particular fairytale.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-09 - Complete
4. Wanting reviews
A girl decides to keep wishing. Not based on a fairy tale, but more like real-life.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-09 - Complete
5. Kitchen Appliances Make The Best Friends reviews
Sometimes people are just too busy. Weird half-parody of the Goose Girl.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-27-09 - Complete
6. Heroin reviews
Just one more time. Snow White.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-16-09 - Complete
7. Lies reviews
He had never seen himself any other way.
Frankenstein - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-09 - Complete
8. The Glass Is Half Full Until You Take A Drink reviews
Optimism. Loosely taken from Sleeping Beauty.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-10-09 - Complete
9. The Cat's Meow reviews
Just a little fun, reminding me why I love cats so much.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-09 - Complete
10. Ecstasy reviews
She was only seven. Based off the Red Shoes.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-09 - Complete
11. Candy Makes Your Teeth Fall Out reviews
Ummmmmmm.....Something. Hansel and Gretel.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete
12. Warnings reviews
She should have listened. The Nutcracker.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete
13. Numbers reviews
She doesn't know what to do anymore. Rapunzel.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete
14. The Nature of Maidens reviews
There is more than these sisters than meets the eye. The Twelve Dancing Princesses.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete
15. Trapped reviews
There's a girl in the castle, even if she doesn't want to be. Reflections on the many princesses from beloved Fairy Tales.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-09 - Complete
16. The Devil's Daughter reviews
The battle was over. Which side had won?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-09 - Complete
17. Through Fire reviews
What brings life also brings death. Vingnette on Beauty and the Beast.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-09 - Complete
18. A Blessing reviews
Even the smallest of creatures have wants. One-shot about The Tale of Baba Yaga, or Vasilissa the Beautiful.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-09 - Complete
19. Feathers reviews
A tale about the 'after.' Reflections on Swan Lake.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-09 - Complete
20. Deserving reviews
She was better than this. From 'The Swan Maiden.'
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-09 - Complete
21. Reflections reviews
Maybe if she scrubbed hard enough, she could wash away the past. Thoughts on Cinderella.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-09 - Complete
22. The Prudence Of Taking A Morning Bath reviews
What happens when you're really bored during math class, dedicated to 3DGandBubblez. Happy Birthday!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-09 - Complete
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