Oy! Cool! Someone's actually reading this profile!

Anyways, I guess I could be described as a hard-core Itachi Uchiha (mm! The basically-disowned-Uchiha yumminess!) and Sakura Haruno (I wonder if Itachi would like poking Sakura's big forehead... he sure seemed to like poking Sasuke's) fan, but even more than being a fan for each individual character, I'm a fanatic for the ItaSaku pairing (hence the large number of Itachi-related/ItaSaku stories sitting in my 'Favorite Stories' section). Yep, just can't get enough of that estranged and forbidden pairing. -insert bright and cheery smile here- ... -for no reason- ...

Oh, and any other really good fanfics that revolve around Sakura and her rather interesting (and diverse) love life will usually be carted off immediately upon discovery by me (who else?) to my 'Favorite Stories' section. By my very apparent liking for romance stories, everyone reading this profile (kudos to those who have made it down this far in such a weird profile. Most people would have just turned back just at the sight of my penname... I think... ) should be able to deduce I am female... uh... right? (no offense to guys who like romance stories).

And a little heads-up to all: I am a 279 year-old female living on Pluto. I am considering taking a vacation to Earth to get a decent tan.. (Was there any guarantee anyone pennamed stoic-green would still possess the sanity she lost in the Great Plato/Neptunagalactic War of Y570? No, of course not! I didn't buy sanity insurance like everyone else told me to.)

Plutonian Madwoman signing off now...

P.S.: Random Tidbit #1: ... ... ... = Ellipses (sp?) are some of the best things in the language of mankind... er... that is, in my opinion.

Random Tidbit #2: I use a lot of sarcasm. = A little reassurance for those who really think I am some madwoman who somehow got access to a computer while the asylum staff wasn't looking. -shifty eyes- Gotta go. My keeper is coming...

The purpose of this update: To give an idea of what my personality is like.

Thirteenth Profile Update: December 25, 2007

Hahaha, once again I eat my words about not updating my profile until June/July 2008. (Why don't we just quietly forget that I ever said anything about no profile updates until next year, ne?)

This time, though, I actually have something worthwhile to update my profile about: I finally got a DeviantArt Account! And I already have some art uploaded onto my gallery, too! Yay!

There is a high probability of me being quite a lot more active on DA than on FF. net, most likely because I like art more than writing...

So... yeah. That's pretty much all I wanted to say in this Thirteenth Update.

Here's the link to my DA account: http://stoic-green.deviantart.com/, and Happy Holidays and Happy New Year, everybody! Sayonara!

--stoic-green, signing off! Yatta! Two-Thousand-and-Eight, here we come!!

The purpose of this update: To notify people of my new DeviantArt account where they may possibly see, sometime in the future, some illustrated scenes of AUM (and probably of other fanfics too) that I've done.