Poppycock von Zuipperpips
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since: 05-28-07, id: 1287749, Profile Updated: 02-03-13
country: Singapore
Author has written 26 stories for Twilight, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Truancy series, Kingdom Hearts, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Homestuck, and Rise of the Guardians.

Now largely inactive on FF.Net, can instead be found mainly on tumblr. Writing schedule shot to hell due to a potent combination of academic duties and writer's block.

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1. Not Fine with Changing Status Quo reviews
Written for tumblr's Jackrabbit Valentine's exchange. Prompt: Pooka!Jack disturbing Aster in the Warren.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-13 - Bunnymund & Jack Frost - Complete
2. Persuasion Tactics reviews
In which Aranea is late, Meenah is stubborn and neither of them actually leave the bed. Collegestuck drabble for a tumblr prompt.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-13 - Aranea S. & Meenah P. - Complete
3. you & me could write a pale romance reviews
Some loves are so powerful they can transcend universes. Pale Mom/Bro and Roxy/Dirk. For the kink meme.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-26-12 - Roxy L. & Dirk S. - Complete
4. Always the Moirail, Never the Matesprit reviews
"He threw the bucket at his head. They're now married." In which John and Karkat's friends throw them a multicultural wedding. Part-crackfic written for the kink meme. John/Karkat, implied Rose/Kanaya and Dave/Terezi, pale John/Vriska and Gamzee/Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-18-11 - John E. & Karkat V. - Complete
5. Under My Umbrella reviews
"Miss Haru told me that two people sharing an umbrella has... romantic implications in Japanese culture." A look at three different stages of Fuuta and Basil's relationship through the years, from friendship to first crush to falling in love.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-6-11 - Fūta & Basil - Complete
6. Gone With the Wind reviews
Fon's choice of representative isn't someone anyone else would expect. Romano and Japan are not pleased. Spoilers for chapter 354. "China, I choose you!" Romano's mouth gets a rating of its own.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-22-11 - Fon & China - Complete
7. CEDEF Café » reviews
Basil is a waiter at a café that seems to attract the oddest clientèle, including but not limited to his Spartan boss's enthusiastic admirer, the mysterious Reborn who everyone's sure is in the mob, and a certain latte-eyed, scarf-sporting bookworm.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-15-11 - Published: 4-15-11 - Basil & Fūta
8. Don't Get Me Wrong reviews
"I'm not doing this for you, you bastard! I just need to pay my debts, that's all!" The mafia never wanted to get involved in this. Another take on the strip in which Spain has a cold and Romano beats up the mafia. Implied Spamano.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-11 - Bianchi & S. Italy/Romano - Complete
9. Talk Shakespeare to Me, Baby reviews
"It was rather pathetic, Fuuta lamented, when you couldn't focus on the message because you were too busy focusing on the messenger." Fuuta/Basil, fluff. Written for khrfest V/VI/2: Basil/anyone - language; "I can't get enough of that"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-8-11 - Fūta & Basil - Complete
10. Once Upon a Bedtime Story reviews
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Mammon with money to make and three brats to entertain. "Conventional fairytales are boring." And it all went downhill from there. Yet another 'Prince and the Frog' story in essence. AU-within-an-AU. B26, XS, 6996
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-28-11 - Fran & Belphegor
11. The Bel Curve reviews
In which Fran questions his life choices and his math tutor, and not much studying gets done. "He wasn't sure he wanted an insane best friend who stabbed and insulted him on a daily basis. And was very very pretty and very very touchy-feely." Fran/Fem!Bel
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-20-11 - Fran & Belphegor - Complete
12. You Can Leave Your Tiara On reviews
When Lussuria takes the Varia to a strip club on amateur night, Fran witnesses a side of Belphegor that he's never seen before - Prince the Stripper. And all to the tune of You Can Leave Your Hat On. Rating for suggestiveness, no actual sex. B26, XS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-19-11 - Fran & Belphegor - Complete
13. The Madness of Duke Héderváry reviews
Lady Elizabeta Héderváry dreams of becoming a boy and winning the heart of a fair maiden, and she will do whatever it takes to have her dream come true. Based on the Vocaloid song. Nyotalia-verse, AusHun, SwissLiech
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-11 - Hungary & Austria - Complete
14. Nobody Expects the Italian Inquisition » reviews
Xemnas had his fair share of odd days. None of them had ever involved a strange black-haired man sitting on his throne, sipping tequila and demanding steak right now, damned trash. Crack ficlets of each Organization member and their Reborn! counterparts.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-14-11 - Published: 6-11-11 - Xemnas & Xanxus
15. Trial and Error reviews
"The people you love will always come back to you," she whispers, and he pretends they aren't waiting for someone who might never return. Memories of the future claim the ones left in the past. Angst/fluff/crack alternation. No pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-12-11 - Bianchi & Fūta - Complete
16. Ananas of the Sea reviews
Or, why Gokudera and Lambo should never be drinking buddies. Buon compleanno, samba pineapple. Parody of the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-8-11 - Mukuro R. & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
17. A Sexy Story of Sexy Sex reviews
Or, how to write a lemon in less than ten words. Starring the boss tuna and the Angry Bird.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 5-25-11 - K. Hibari & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
18. Silver Lining reviews
Because there's one behind every storm, even if it's hidden in the mist. What if Fran had abandoned Belphegor to fight Rasiel on his own? "I'm kind of glad stupid senpai's brother is still alive." "Ushishishi. Why's that?" De-anon from the non-kink meme.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-16-11 - Belphegor & Fran - Complete
19. Intoxication Loves Company reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one before. A Spaniard and a Japanese mafioso walk into a bar and bemoan their easily enraged partners... Implied Spamano/8059 with background USUK/ColoLal/DenNor/XS. Written for Yamamoto's birthday crossover challenge.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-23-11 - T. Yamamoto & Spain - Complete
20. The Tale of the Samba Pineapple reviews
In which Google Chrome hates her name, Hibird is Kyoya's nephew and Mukuro just wants to know why the hell his name is Japanese when he's supposedly Italian. 6996/B26 if you squint. Written for April Fools' Day.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-1-11 - Mukuro R. & 1st Mist Guardian/Demon Spade - Complete
21. The Adventures of Tsuna's Nuts reviews
They may be weapons, but to the Vongola they are family.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-11 - Nuts & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
22. Chain of Thought reviews
'Milady' ponders her time with Umasi, and the days since she left him behind.
Truancy series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-26-11 - Complete
23. Stuck In You reviews
Belphegor walks in on Fran doing something possibly anatomically impossible, and offers his valuable assistance. Dialogue-heavy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-13-11 - Belphegor & Fran - Complete
24. Eyes on the Price reviews
"It all started when he'd been born, a greedy, avaricious baby from the beginning. His first act had been to steal his paediatrician's wedding ring. Not that he'd changed much since then." Mammon/Bel's tiara. Crack. Written for a personal challenge.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-22-11 - Mammon/Viper & Belphegor - Complete
25. Nightlight reviews
"Never laugh at today what you might have on toast tomorrow." Chapter-by-chapter parody of the first book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-6-09 - Bella & Edward
26. When Bees Attack reviews
Emmett saves the day by releasing a bee in the middle of a boring biology class. Part-crack.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-20-09 - Bella & Emmett - Complete