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Author has written 26 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Twilight, Life on Mars, Speak, Bones, I Am the Messenger, and Leviathan series. Australian, teenage girl. Hence the strange (read: correct) spellings of 'favourite,' 'colour' and the suchlike. I love talking about reading, writing and (not 'rithmatic) books so drop me a line if you want a chat about them. Or music. Or politics. Or history. Or Australian versus other cultures. Or World Wars one or two. Or Russian History. Or various religions. Or various films. I do love to talk. I update sporadically. Very, very sporadically. Apologies. Notes On My Scrawlings: 10Tens - My first Leviathan fic, also the first multi-chapter series I've completed in a while. Basically it's ten chapters, each with ten drabbly-oneshot pieces, revolving around a theme like Deryn being discovered, Beatles songs or readers choice. There will be a sequel piece called 20Tens after Goliath comes out. Probably. The Sue Slayers: The Twelve Fics Of Christmas - My foray back into my home fandom, Artemis Fowl. On hiatus right now, but it will be picked up again for the 2011 Christmas season, and so should be finished some time around July 2013. Double Dutch - Parody is where I started in writing, and where I feel most comfortable. This isn't parody, and I have no idea where it came from, though I am quite proud of it. and then, Letters To My Original DNA Source, untitled third piece - The Max II trilogy, exploring her and Omegas characters, because it's a well known fact James Patterson is a moron with lots of money. Unimaginable - My attempt at taking Twilight seriously, exploring Rosalie's character, because she's awesome. There may be a follow up with Jasper or Alice, called Violent and Wonderland, respectively. Dust And Cigarettes - The formatting is a little screwed up, but it works. Life On Mars and my first go at drabbling properly, with 100 words exactly. Silence Series - My various attempts at writing well for Maximum Ride. Thread for Thread is sort of connected to and then and Letters To My... Anything prior Unimaginable is a little older and a lot clumsier. I'm proud of the Silence series, and have been meaning to rewrite the Sue Slayers for nearly three years now. Don't judge me, I was YOUNG THEN. But people seem to like them. Just stop requesting to be a Slayer. Guys, I finished the story four years ago... Upcoming Stories: little metal boy - me saying goodbye to the Artemis Fowl series :D | |||||||||
1. The Little Metal Boy » reviews"Once upon a time, there was a little boy, and he was made of metal. I know, you know this one, my dear, but the best stories are the ones we hear a hundred times." Saying goodbye to the Artemis Fowl series.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 7-27-12 - Published: 7-22-12 - Artemis F. & Holly S.2. 10Tens » reviewsA collection of oneshots. Multiple pairings, but mostly Dalek. Features Everybody Wants Deryn Sharp, the Ten Songs Challenge, Ten Ways To Tell Everyone You're A Girl, Ten Crossovers, Ten Kisses and Ten Ways To Say I Love You. COMPLETE.Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,991 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 8-10-11 - Published: 11-30-10 - Deryn S. & Alek F. - Complete3. Double Dutch reviewsSome days, you need to relax, hang out with friends and well, just chill. This isn't one of those days. Fill for the 'Three Ideas Challenge.' Alek/Deryn. Sort of. Vaguely adult themes.Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-3-11 - Alek F. & Deryn S. - Complete4. The Sue Slayers: The Twelve Fics Of Christmas » reviewsThe Christmas Parody fic that should be finished by Independence Day. What happens when the top 12 Christmas clichés invade Artemis Fowl and his manor? Violence, maid costumes, McDonalds and snowball fights with Holly. What were you expecting?Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 1-9-11 - Published: 12-9-10 - Artemis F. & Holly S.5. Rhythm reviewsSophie runs. Ed follows. And there is the rhythm. Sophie's POV during her first meeting with Ed.I Am the Messenger - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-24-10 - Sophie & Ed K. - Complete6. Letters To My Original DNA Source reviews"Max, I'm alive. I made out with Omega...Dammit, Freud." Max II writes a letter to Max I. Or attempts to. Sort of sequel to "and then."Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-23-10 - Maya A./Max 2 & Omega - Complete7. and then reviews"And then, she giggles. She laughs. Surrounded by blood and death and corpses and bodies of the innocents and not-innocents and smoke and people and mutants fighting for nothing and everything and now, she laughs." Omega-centric. Strong themes.Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-30-10 - Omega & Maya A./Max 28. Tomorrow reviewsHe sees things as they are. He can't see himself without her." Post episode 100. Booth-centric.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-10-10 - S. Booth & L. Sweets - Complete9. Right to Silence reviewsThe Suffragettes fought for the right to speak. I fight for the right to stay silent." Melinda can't avoid speaking in front of the class this time.Speak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-16-10 - Complete10. Dust and Cigarettes reviewsTen drabbles. Ten things that helped push Sam Tyler over the edge. Sam/Annie, slight Sam/Gene if you squint.Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-10 - Complete11. Unimaginable reviewsEven in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God." Mid New Moon. Bella has it hard. Rosalie went through something worse. Oneshot, M.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-30-09 - Rosalie & Bella - Complete12. The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist » reviewsArtemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 488 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 1-16-08 - Artemis F. & Minerva P. - Complete13. The Sue Slayers: Attack Of The Clichés » reviewsThe Maximum Ride fandom is being attacked by clichés! Who can save the Flock from these crazed, black wearing horrors? Well, the Slayers might, but are the clichés too many to handle?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,857 - Reviews: 346 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 8-5-0814. Thread For Thread reviewsMax II is inferior. She's the old version, the one that doesn't matter. Part of the Silence Series.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-22-08 - Maya A./Max 2 & Omega - Complete15. In Which Gazzy Feels Like A Woman reviews*Oneshot* Max is forced by the Flock to go and sing at a karaoke bar. Fax, major twist! T for safety.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete16. Pretend reviewsSometimes, it's nice to pretend. I'll just lie here with my eyes closed. Iggy POV, Part of the Silence series.Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-4-08 - Complete17. Just Admit It reviewsShe won't admit to anything. She won't say it. Sometimes I think she can't say it." Oh, the Faxness. Fang just wants Max to admit her feelings. Oneshot, angsty. Fax, obviously. R&R Part of the Silence Series.Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete18. Reasons reviewsThere are lots of good reasons why I don't talk...Fang muses over his silence through the series. Spoilers MR1-MR3, Fax. Part of the Silence series.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete19. Prayer reviewsSet during the church scene of MR1, Fang prays. Part of the Silence series.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete20. Nothing At All reviewsHolly muses over the human race, about the things the fairies have lost-and the things that matter most.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-21-08 - Holly S. - Complete21. My Random Rant On Mary Sues » reviewsSee title. Also contains tips on repairing your Sues so they become OCs, as well as reviewing and a couple of things on genetics. How did that get in there? Read and Review! COMPLETE!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 12-14-07 - Complete22. What Are The Odds? » reviewsI can only hope that I never have to be that close to a human again. Their lives go by in a flash. My existence goes on forever." Bartimaeus' thoughts on the three people who meant most to him. Very short and slightly opaque threeshot.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete23. Say Hi To Kitty For Me How? reviewsOneshot. Bartimaeus thinks over what Nathaniel told him to do. Post Ptomely's Gate.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 6-5-07 - Complete24. Messages And Romance in the LEP » reviewsHolly and Lilli are messaging when Trouble comes up for a chat. Could there be romance in the air? COMPLETEArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-6-07 - Holly S. & Trouble K. - Complete25. A List Of Reasons Why A&H Will Never Get Together » reviewsThe title pretty much explains it all. I am so grossed out by AH stories, I mean, come on people! Size does matter, in more than one sense. NOTE: Redundant since the Time Paradox-I've converted to AxH...Shut up! You just...SHUT UP!Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-28-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
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