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Author has written 26 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Twilight, Life on Mars, Speak, Bones, I Am the Messenger, and Leviathan series.
Australian, teenage girl. Hence the strange (read: correct) spellings of 'favourite,' 'colour' and the suchlike.
I love talking about reading, writing and (not 'rithmatic) books so drop me a line if you want a chat about them. Or music. Or politics. Or history. Or Australian versus other cultures. Or World Wars one or two. Or Russian History. Or various religions. Or various films. I do love to talk.
I update sporadically. Very, very sporadically. Apologies.
Notes On My Scrawlings:
10Tens - My first Leviathan fic, also the first multi-chapter series I've completed in a while. Basically it's ten chapters, each with ten drabbly-oneshot pieces, revolving around a theme like Deryn being discovered, Beatles songs or readers choice. There will be a sequel piece called 20Tens after Goliath comes out. Probably.
The Sue Slayers: The Twelve Fics Of Christmas - My foray back into my home fandom, Artemis Fowl. On hiatus right now, but it will be picked up again for the 2011 Christmas season, and so should be finished some time around July 2013.
Double Dutch - Parody is where I started in writing, and where I feel most comfortable. This isn't parody, and I have no idea where it came from, though I am quite proud of it.
and then, Letters To My Original DNA Source, untitled third piece - The Max II trilogy, exploring her and Omegas characters, because it's a well known fact James Patterson is a moron with lots of money.
Unimaginable - My attempt at taking Twilight seriously, exploring Rosalie's character, because she's awesome. There may be a follow up with Jasper or Alice, called Violent and Wonderland, respectively.
Dust And Cigarettes - The formatting is a little screwed up, but it works. Life On Mars and my first go at drabbling properly, with 100 words exactly.
Silence Series - My various attempts at writing well for Maximum Ride. Thread for Thread is sort of connected to and then and Letters To My...
Anything prior Unimaginable is a little older and a lot clumsier. I'm proud of the Silence series, and have been meaning to rewrite the Sue Slayers for nearly three years now. Don't judge me, I was YOUNG THEN. But people seem to like them. Just stop requesting to be a Slayer. Guys, I finished the story four years ago...
little metal boy - me saying goodbye to the Artemis Fowl series :D
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