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Author has written 23 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, and Twilight. Named Nicola, always have been, always will be. I like fanfiction for all its aspects. Yes, even those. Enjoy my stories, and feel free to contact me. I'm always up for a chat. | |||||||||||||
1. The Sue Slayers: The Shippers Strike Back » reviewsThe Twilight fandom has got issues. Major ones. And as we all know, there's only one solution. Who do you call when Sues, Fangirls, clichéd plots and OOC characters flood the fandom, attack Bella and molest Edward? You call the Sue Slayers, of course!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,520 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 1-25-10 - Published: 4-17-092. Unimaginable reviewsEven in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God." Mid New Moon. Bella has it hard. Rosalie went through something worse. Oneshot, M.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-30-09 - Rosalie & Bella - Complete3. The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist » reviewsArtemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,583 - Reviews: 436 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 1-16-08 - Artemis F. & Minerva P. - Complete4. The Sue Slayers: Attack Of The Clichés » reviewsThe Maximum Ride fandom is being attacked by clichés! Who can save the Flock from these crazed, black wearing horrors? Well, the Slayers might, but are the clichés too many to handle?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,441 - Reviews: 327 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 8-5-085. Thread For Thread reviewsMax II is inferior. She's the old version, the one that doesn't matter. Part of the Silence Series.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-22-08 - Max 2 & Omega - Complete6. In Which Gazzy Feels Like A Woman reviews*Oneshot* Max is forced by the Flock to go and sing at a karaoke bar. Fax, major twist! T for safety.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete7. Pretend reviewsSometimes, it’s nice to pretend. I’ll just lie here with my eyes closed. Iggy POV, Part of the Silence series.Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-4-08 - Complete8. Just Because I’m Paranoid Help Stop The Spoiling reviewsOk. So Time Paradox is out in some places, and not out in others. A few simple rules to prevent spoilers. There are spoilers in here...if you can read Russian, that is.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-16-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete9. Just Admit It reviewsShe won’t admit to anything. She won’t say it. Sometimes I think she can’t say it." Oh, the Faxness. Fang just wants Max to admit her feelings. Oneshot, angsty. Fax, obviously. R&R Part of the Silence Series.Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete10. Reasons reviewsThere are lots of good reasons why I don't talk...Fang muses over his silence through the series. Spoilers MR1-MR3, Fax. Part of the Silence series.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete11. Prayer reviewsSet during the church scene of MR1, Fang prays. Part of the Silence series.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete12. Sues, OCs and Just Bad A Guide to FanFiction reviewsA short, three chapter guide to writing Artemis Fowl fanfiction. First chapter; Canon Pairings.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-17-08 - Artemis F.13. Nothing At All reviewsHolly muses over the human race, about the things the fairies have lost-and the things that matter most.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-21-08 - Holly S. - Complete14. Only One reviewsDon’t look at me like that, Holly." Songfic, to Only One by Yellowcard. Artemis's thoughts when he and Holly were on Hybras. AxHArtemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-3-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete15. Hand of God reviewsIt felt like a story, some sick, twisted tale." Artemis thinks about the three years he's lost. Songfic to Hand of God by Fall Out Boy.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-30-08 - Artemis F. - Complete16. My Random Rant On Mary Sues » reviewsSee title. Also contains tips on repairing your Sues so they become OCs, as well as reviewing and a couple of things on genetics. How did that get in there? Read and Review! COMPLETE!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 12-14-07 - Complete17. What Are The Odds? » reviewsI can only hope that I never have to be that close to a human again. Their lives go by in a flash. My existence goes on forever." Bartimaeus' thoughts on the three people who meant most to him. Very short and slightly opaque threeshot.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete18. The Kill reviewsSongfic to The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars. Minerva's slightly suicidal thoughts about Artemis after he disappears.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-2-08 - Complete19. A Really Really Big Crossover » reviewsA massive crossover of epic proportions, everything from Artemis to Zeus. Abandoned.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 6-23-07 - Artemis F. - Complete20. Say Hi To Kitty For Me How? reviewsOneshot. Bartimaeus thinks over what Nathaniel told him to do. Post Ptomely's Gate.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 6-5-07 - Complete21. Messages And Romance in the LEP » reviewsHolly and Lilli are messaging when Trouble comes up for a chat. Could there be romance in the air? COMPLETEArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-6-07 - Holly S. & Trouble K. - Complete22. A List Of Reasons Why A&H Will Never Get Together » reviewsThe title pretty much explains it all. I am so grossed out by AH stories, I mean, come on people! Size does matter, in more than one sense. NOTE: Redundant since the Time Paradox-I've converted to AxH...Shut up! You just...SHUT UP!Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-28-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
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