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R e a l Name: Well, it starts with a "B" . . . But that's all you're getting!

A g e: 16

S e x: Female

L o c a t i o n: In my chair. =/

P e r s o n a l i t y: A complete goof ball, a lottle moody, time to time I get really depress and what-not. I love to make people laugh, hate to upset them in any kind of way(unless they really tick me off). There's not much to me really.

H o b b i e s: Writing, drawing, role playing, singing, video games, reading, posting, swimming, bopping people(Playfully), and the occasional chicken dance.

S e x u a l Interest: Straighter than a pole, thank you very much.

S t a t u s: Single and hating it, thank you very much.

D r e a m s: 1, to be a voice-over actress, 2, to write/create my own anime(in Japan of course!),3,to learn Japanese and Japanese culture!(But not for anime or gaming purposes, I just think the country is interesting!)

F a v o r i t e Things: The color Blue, The video game Mario Kart Wii, The song "Animal I have Become" by Three Days Grace, The Nintendo character Daisy, The season winter, The element ice(Don't give me that 'Ice is frozen water, so technically it's still the water element' crap. It acts differently than water so I count it as it's own element.), The Fire Emblem character Roy, Out of three puppets I have I love the purple fuzzy one that looks like something out of Seame Street. (The other two are a 50's gangster cameal and a Bible-time donkey.), Baths, Rabbits, Vocaloid character Rin and Len, Other stuffage.

S m a l l Tidbits About Me: I hate classic movies, hate them! Not because they're old, I just don't like the style of acting or how the women are ALWAYS in the wrong and are emotional, crying, little messes that need to be fixed by a kiss. I JUST WANT TO STAB THEM! And if (in the VERY off chance) they're not in the wrong then they find some BIG, TALL, DARK, HANDSOME guy to fix the problem for them and fall in love with them. Nothing wrong with a guy helping a girl, but can't they have ANY KIND of guy to help them and have a good friendship? It's just too much. I have A.D.H.D. So that can explain why it takes so long for me to write my stories, and SOMETIMES why I don't review. ( Most of the cases I don't review is because I have nothing to helpful to say, but there are some cases that I just couldn't sit down long enough to review the story because there was a lot to be said.) I don't think it's rare in A.D.H.D, but I almost always start jogging around the house when I get an idea. I have the same last name as a famous singer and the first name of another. Again, not rare, BUT I HATE IT! Augh, I don't like either of the singers and have had jokes saying that I am related to the first one and I get my last name changed for the second. True I've only been called that name (for the second singer) once, but I especially don't like her! My middle name can be taken as a letter. You have 26 guesses. Enjoy! :D I am sensitive. And no, that is not saying "Go easy on me, please! D;; That's more of a warning like "If I bite your head off after reviewing, try not to think too much about it." I know, I am a hypocrite, but I just can't help how I feel when I get a tough review! Eh, what can I say? The youngest is usually the crybaby. Xp Though oddly enough, when it comes to other people's pain I don't usually cry . . . 0-0 I think I might be selfish. >.>; I am a born again Christian But I'm very bad at showing it. =.=; I am paranoid about my own health. It's sad really, I hear about a disease and I freak out about it until I forget it, and when it's mentioned again I (Again) believe myself to have it. I can't watch any health shows (Or Golden Girls. TwT )unless it's something that only men can get! Like Prostate cancer, I won't worry about that!(Though it might remind me of another kind of cancer and I will start freaking out about that.) And if you are reading this, I will love you forever and ever if you mention in your summary that there is a fatal health issue in your story so I can skip over it and keep my sanity. Really, you will be my best friend or something and my family will thank you.(They're kind of tired of it. D: )

-~: Currently Addicted:~-

-Anime:

Code Geass

Pretty Solider Sailor Moon

Fullmetal Alchemist(Original and Brotherhood)

-Manga:

Hatsune Mix!

-Video Games:

Super Smash Bros. Brawl (HUP!~ Zelda. . . She really needs to talk.)

Super Smash Bros. Melee( I need my doses of Roy-kun every now and again XD;;)

Mario Party 8 (That's right! Mwah!~ Daisy)

Guitar Hero: World Tour (My rockers are Bunny, Tsuki, and Hisoka-No I can't come up with original names.-)

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games (Daisy and Amy are mostly my mains.)

Mario Kart Wii (YAHOO! I did it! YEAH!~ Daisy)

-Foods:

Dr. Pepper (Has always been since I was 4.)

Chicken Tenders

Spicy Fries

Goldfish: Pizza flavored

Ramon: Beef flavored

Donuts

Lean Pockets

_-=Favorite/Personal Quotes=-_

"I want you to touch my butt. Yes, touch my butt!" Inside joke, made by me. :D (I'm talking about puppets' butts, perverts.)

"Butters!" My friend who is the brother of my bestfriend. XD

"I don't want to get up, mommy!" Another inside joke.

"In Twilight, vampires do not burn in sunlight. No, such a mark of evil would ruin the god-like perfection of Twilight’s vampires. Instead, they glitter in the sun. Glitter. That is perhaps one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Instead of vampires, we now have angst ridden, depressed pseudo-angels. So beautiful and perfect, their kisses can make you faint, and no doubt their farts smell like fresh-baked cookies." -Mysterious Twilight Reviewer. I have read Twilight and it's so true!

"He was unquestionably shaking with laughter, as if he'd heard every word Tyler had said. My foot itched toward the gas pedal-one little bump wouldn't hurt any of them, just that glossy silver paint job." The only awesome scene from Twilight

"Usagi ni wa kate masen hi!" From 'Love Will Surely Soar' by 'Gumi' (It means "You can't win against a rabbit!" It soo fits me!)

That's all I can think of at the moment.

Hello, I am Jacky-The-Ripper... This will mostly be used as a review account because of a strange error in my last account. It would never let me review stories. So in other words, my last account, DestinysMew82, failed in some sort of way and forced me to create this particular account. Now that I've thought things through and enjoying this new name I decided to leave Destiny behind and fully become Jacky. The stories are still there, if you wish to read them. However I must warn you that they are REALLY crappy. Well, except for "Lost in My Mind" I'm actually quite proud of that one still.

To clarify one thing I will say this: I can't write very well. However, this does not mean I don't know what I am talking about. Just because I can't write as well as someone I have reviewed doesn't mean I couldn't find faults that would take away from the story or might mess with plots.

To those who have read my reviews I will say this: I am not dumbing it down for you. I swear, I'm really that slow! XD: I don't know a lot of "big" "fancy" words and use only the ones I know. I try to put them in a way that make me sound smart and what not but I've noticed I sound more like a dumb jackass. With that said, I can also sound mean in my reviews. I AM NOT TRYING TO! It is HARD for me to say things friendly while being formal, and not dulling down the review to make it look like I'm not sure if the things I'm pointing out good or bad. Please don't get offended, I mean no harm. I also sound like I am repeating myself, but that's how my mind works for some reason.

My avatar was drawn my me, edited (with a crappy editing system and mouse) by me, and uploaded by (who else, really?) me . . . Take and die a horrible death . . .

Well, I hope that my reviews will enlighten you and boost up your talent or open a way that you can figure out a way to improve. Or maybe just give you the confidence you need to write the next story you were thinking about writing.

Sometimes my reviews are short and sweet(which are 90 percent of the time the ones that I find no error that I can help with) and sometimes they are long and drag on... I rarely flame, and when I do it's mostly because I'm tired, really hyper and have no idea what I'm typing, or you were really rude. And sometimes all three come into play.

Well, that's all I can say for now... Maybe more will come of this account, or maybe it will fail and long be forgotten. Either or just remember for now to fear...

Jacky-The-Ripper.

Repeating this in other words just in case my crazy form of writing is hard for smart, sensible people to understand:

I know I sound cocky in my reviews, I do not try to but I just can't help it. Since I try (by force of habit) to sound ten times smarter than I actually am, it leads to a cocky tone in my writing. I apologize if I offended you with my review, I only try to help a writer.

xX0oReader/Writer Tipso0Xx

Reader Tip#1: If the author, whether in their summary or in their author notes at the beginning, say their story is good nine times out of ten it will be the crappiest thing you have ever read. That being said, 5/10 authors who say their story is crappy are at least partially right.

Writer Tip#1: Use fancharacters sparingly. In few instances you will need them to carry your story, that I understand, and in some instances you need a back story to understand why they are doing what they are doing . . . But when they show up as much/more as/than the canon characters they get annoying. Especially if the plot revolves around them. (I have learned from personal experiences, being a Mary-Sue factory once in my life time.)

Reader Tip#2: If you come across a troll story (A story that is obviously not taken seriously by the author and in most instances is "tiped 0ut lyk dis, rlly surosly") HIT THE BACK BUTTON. Flaming/reviewing will only fuel the fire, and you obviously want this story to die.

Writer Tip#2: Not many people will want to read a story that is mostly conversation. People will want to feel the characters emotions, to get inside their heads and see how they are reacting to the situation in a way that they can't express verbally. So if your story looks something like this:

"-"Talky talky talky." He said.

"Blah blah blah." She said.

"Chitter chatter chitter chatter" He retorted.

"Yak yak?!" She shouted.

"Blurb blah blah." He laughed

"Yay! Yes!" She exclaimed.

"Holy crap, you speak English?! I wish I knew that!" He shouted"

Then you might want to think about rewriting it. (SIDE TIP) If you have only two character talking and have been going back and forth, you do not need to add "-Insert name/gender- said". You can just write what was said. The only time after starting a back and forth conversation that you really need to mention who said what is if the conservation stops for a period or if one person says two things twice in a row.

Updates: I'm working on a list of chapter summaries for a Vocaloid story, and still working on the plot for yet another Vocaloid story, so once I'm finished with the summaries I'll finish writing the chapter I started and put it up. When that will be . . . I'm not so sure. 0-0;

Personal Updates: I'M AN AUNT~! The baby was suppose to be a boy, but popped out a girl. XD I'm so happy because all the boys in my family are annoying. She's over ten days old now, and she's growing up fast! She already looks different, and she could control her neck movements since day one! 0-0; Smart baby, she's probably going to be a genius or something.

Is that the end? . . . Oh dear, I think it is! D: I almost want to put in another side sentence within parentheses.( Did I spell that right? . . . 0-0; HA!XD I'm so not funny. )Now enjoy this old, crappy, not really poem I made after creating this account.

In the streets of the fanfiction world

There was a menace with hair of curls.

She'd walked the streets in in a eerie calm

As she softly sang her siren's song.

Stories came in an innocent gay

She soon started her acts right away.

She'd cut,tear, rip apart

Every error in every ending, in every start.

Her eyes never missed a single word

A devious laughter the townspeople never heard.

After an hour so she'll be on her way

Walking home in a cheerful sway.

In morn the author will be stiff with fright,

Knowing that Jacky The Ripper had been there that night.