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I'm Charlie
i'm a girl!
Birthday: 20th April
Age: does it really matter? it's who i am, not how old i am! (I AM NOT A MIDDLE AGED PERVE!)
things I'm obsessed with:
Fruits Basket
Twilight
Wicca -series
The Night World -series
Tamara Pierce Books
Chobits
all manga
i love to read, write, listen to music, and hang out with mates and to make them laugh!
fave quotes:
"beauty comes from within" -Night World
"come to the dark side we have cookies" -David and Golith
"every rose has to have a thorn" -me
"Look after my heart, I've left it with you." -Edward Cullen
"The right thing isnt always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So...good luck figuring that out." -Charlie Swan
"I hear voices in my head and you're worried that you are the freak." -Edward Cullen
"When I told you that I didn't want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy." -Edward Cullen
"Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate!!"
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."
"Every girl has a right to sue Disney, because Disney made every girl think that she has a Prince Charming!"
"Your so fake you make Barbie look real"
'Come on, you're going to Bloomingdales with Julie, it's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship" Chandler, Friends
"Your- your over me? um... when- when were you under me?" Ross, friends
"Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight." Chandler, Friends
"How you doin'" Joey, Friends
"Okay, but taking care of a drunk naked woman sounds like a job for Jo-e-y" Rachal, Friends
"No. According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren." 'And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's a manic, and a father who's invisible." - Pheobe and Piper, Charmed
"The brave don't live forever, but the cautious do not live at all."
'I, myself, have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil..' -Neal
"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" Harry
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron.
"Harry Potter can kiss my A-S-S!" -Ried Darwin, the covenant
"when the odds are against you, change them" keladry mindlen
15 things to do in walmart..SOO FUNNY!:
1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"