Name: Kenisha

Gender: a girl

Age: ...I don't think you need to know so NYAH!

Where I live: Somewhere on the East Coast...I bet some people are Google Earth-ing me now...

Height: 4' 11" ...You may laugh your ass off now

Yo, here's a little bit about me! I'm Kenisha, and I'm the short, caring, not-so-innocent person you're about to read about! Just talk to my best friends narugirl782 and Hermione Uchiha and you'll get the same answer: she's small, black, and clinically insane. I can make ya laugh in about 4 seconds just lookin' at me but I can kick your ass in 3. I'm not quick to anger, it's just some poeple REALLY get under my skin; I'm sure others can relate. Around my friends I act like a goofball and sometimes take my fun to the extreme; like running into a brick wall, for example. But I haven't broken any bones yet, so I guess I'm good. Catch me on a sugar high and you'll be sayin' "WHAT THE FUCK", I assure you. Chocolate is my only drug and I don't get out much, so it's sorta an outlet, so to speak.

In case you didn't now, I'm kinda OCD when it comes to being loud and ranting about it. I can rant about anything in te world for hours and all the little people can do is buy some ear plugs ...unless you're my mom. Then all you have to do is threaten my internet privileges. Yup, I'm that addicted to the keyboard and screen. Some can relate, some can't. Ain't my problem.

Well, that's all of 'em! If you wanna talk, ask me! If you wanna ask about my stories, ask me! But don't ask me for my location, phone #, cell #, or my age!

Now for some random crap that none of you may care about

These are some websites that I have an account on and my profile on said websites:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Leeslittlegirl

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/kenisha_littlegirl

Chatango: http://leeskitten.chatango.com/

Upcoming Fanfiction

Check the poll. I'm gonna type those up later though, so don't expect that after you vote it's gonna come up immediately. It takes time.

I'm also thinking of doing some Twilight fanfic, but that isn't gonna be in the poll. I'll take it in as my own personal project.

About my fanfiction

I've come to the conclusion that my multi-chapter fanfiction are...let's just say it, sucking ass. But please, rest assured, I will update more one-shots and maybe another multi-chapter that I've gotten good outside reviews on later, cuz people just seem to like those. By the way, if you have any questions concerning those fanfics, I'll be glad to answer them.

December 5, 2008

I'm grounded, so I'm nto gonna be reviewing or updating like I usually am... I might get on after I finish all of my extra work. See ya later, then.

October 14, 2008

I can't believe I just wrote Chapter 10 in my 'Through The Glass' fanfiction. CHECK IT OUT TO FIND OUT WHICH CHARACTER DIED!!

August 15, 2008

IT'S MY B-DAY, HELZ YA!! ...wait, I shouldn't have typed that...Thena gain, it isn't like you guys know how old I am...SO HELLZ YA, IT'S MY B-DAY!! FUCKIN' AWESOME!!

July 14, 2008

People, I need your help! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CREATE A POLL AND I'M TOO MUCH OF A DUMBASS TO TRY AND FIND OUT!

Please find it in your hearts to help a fellow authoress in need...though I realy don't see why that has anything to do with it.

July 25, 2008

OK, I'm good on the poll thing, but I need some more fanfic ideas. Care to help?

Tenten can name 12 things wrong about her appearance.
Neji can't even name 1.

(NEJITEN FTW!!)

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Girls Don't Realize These Things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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(excuse the look of a radish for the flaming heart of youthfullness)

Favorite Stuff:

TV: (in no particular order) Futurama, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Code Geass, American Dad, Death Note, South Park, BLEACH, Inuyasha, Ghost in the Shell: Stand 2nd GIG, MAR, BoBoBo--BoBoBoBo, Teen Titans, Blood Plus, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Family Guy, Charmed, and Avatar: The Last Airbender

Movies: anything with action but since you asked: Princess Mononoke, Live Free or Die Hard, Transformers, Sprited Away, Castle in the Sky, Naruto the Movie 3, and soon the Naruto Shippuden Movie, X-Men: The Last Stand, and Harry Potter #5

Favorite Characters:

Naruto:

Lee

TenTen

Hinata

Anko

Naruto

Inuyasha:

Sango

Inuyasha

Kikyo (most people don't like her but I disagree)

Miroku

Kagome

Shippo (he's so cute!)

Futurama:

Bender ("Bite my shiny metal ass!")

Leela

(I'll leave it at that before this list gets too long)

Pairings I like/love

NejiTen

NaruHina

KibaHina

AnkoKaka

LeeME (Emily: lol Me: I love messing with you guys...)

ShikaTema/ShikaIno (Me: I can never decide on which...)

Inuyasha

InuKago

SanMir

ShipRin (TenTen: Those two are sooo cute!!)

SessKagu

Futurama

FryLee

Amy/practically anybody in the show except Leela (Katie: Seriously people, can you spell whore? Everyone else: W-h-o-r-e!! Katie: You all are idiots...)

If you are 110 OBSESSED with NejiTen and you think about them every second of the day praying for them to get together, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Serenity Silence, xNejitenx, anthropomorphichybrid, Youkai Koneko

If you have enough of a sick mind that you can find an innuendo in anything, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?"

The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. Then again, I could just talk them to death... XP

I'm here cuz Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over!

N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F--

Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF! So many people bash Tenten to bits in Fanfiction and AMV'S , it hurts me.we seriously need to change the rules! Past this onto your profile, we need to get AT LEAST 100 signatures so we can show some people that there are fans of NejiXTenten out there! Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Namida, TotalWeaponFan1010, animefancutie11, Sweet-Tooth15151515, EmBrAsInG-DaRkNeSS, Merciless Ruby, DemonicAngel08, Youkai Koneko

Add this to your profile if you are a NejixTen fan! Just add your pen name right after mine!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

All of my later-egos (Anko, TenTen, Lee, Hidan lolz) But mainly TenTen adn Anko, cuz they KICK ASS

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

NEJITEN 4EVUR

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

BOTH! world applauses THANK YOU, WORLD!!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Nope, but I'm gonna try it

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

Bunches of pics, and some other stuff, can't remember

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Yes, and I've got like 3: Lee, Kiba, and Itachi

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina, but I don't mind KibaHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SASUNARU, YAOI KICKS ASS

9. Which team is your favorite?

team gai, all the way

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

not anymore, Pein ruined it

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

HELLZ TO THE YES

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Dei-Dei (Deidara), Pein, 'Tachi-kun (Itachi, my bf's alter-ego) and Hidan (Kick ass)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

I guess I'm both

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Hell yes I have!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Nope! I gotta get my hands on the ones that came out in Japan first, CUZ THEY'RE SO DAMN SELFISH huff lol, i'm better now

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

No, I just think he's sorta insane

17. Sub or dub?

Sub. I'm not Japanese, but I can read

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

FUCKIN' HATE SAKURA

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

ANNOYING TO NO END!! (since one of my many alter-egos is Hidan, I feel his pain..damn Tobi...)

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yes. He’s Madara Uchiha, no freakin' duh

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

kinda inbetween, though I'm not sayin' anything

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser.

Haku. By a long shot, cuz I was one of the thousands who thought he was A GIRL

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome, DEFINITELY

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Neji or Itachi, cuz they'd be totally hyper and scream bloody murder all over the place, and that would make me smile :)

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

who doesn't? oh yeah, my mom

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

yes, but I'm horrible at multi-chapters.. my oneshots seem to be getting good responses though

27. Do you like lemons?

yes i do but if my parents found out...I WOULD BE DEAD O.o

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

my mom is aware that i am obsessed with them, but doesn't really KNOW...

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

nope, but I plan on it

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

YES, YES, Y-E-S!! KICK ASS!!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

my bro...though now i REALLY wish i didn't

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it

yup

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

They dont say WTf but they do put on a shocked expression and then tell me to throw it away

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

yes, but not really. i can say that i made decent grades this year...though I almost failed math. To which I say, SCREW YOU

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

No. i dont buy naruto stuff, though I wish I was

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha series

yes, it sounds...interesting

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Not anymore, Pein ruined it for me

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Um...one?

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

HELL NO

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Like 8

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

yes it has, to my mom's disappointment

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

You guys are probably wondering what the hell the characters in my fanfiction look like? Am I right?

I was never good with descriptions...

But here you go!

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.

(Yes, I'm well aware that this bunny is disfigured and dead.)

(Me: Okay, that wasn't it, but I just had to do it!!)

Hermione Uchiha

Age: 17-21 in death (time skip) But not for long

Weight: (Me: If I told you, she'd rip me off the website and from the face of the Earth...I want to go to that new planet then...)

Height: 6' 1"-6' 4" (Me: Like I said, she's way taller than me!!)

Hermione has short light brown hair with a loving dispostion (Emily: Unless you get her pissed). She's tall, smart, and very careful about hurting her family (Me: Unless you count TRYING TO KILL ME!! Hermione: Didn't I say I was sorry?) Her son holds a special love for her...which I guess is the usual, except that he put her up in his mind like an angel from heaven.

(Everyone in Konoha: WHICH SHE ISN'T!! Hermione: DON'T MAKE ME ROCK YOU ALL LIKE A FUCKIN' HURRICANE, I'LL DO IT!!)

Anyway, she's very tall and has a body to match. I'm not going into detail because there are pervs in the world, but she has...well let's just say she's developed, and it freaks me out. She's skinny, like most people who lives a life of killing people.

Emily Uchiha and Katie...? (Me: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR LAST NAME? Katie: If you can't use Yamato's use my maiden name, Kimochi. Me: ...Don't get smart with me... Katie: I mean it, use my fucking maiden name and get it the fuck over with!! NOW!! Me: ...That baby is turning you into a monster...)

Age: 16-20 in time skip 23 TIME skip-time skip

Weight: Not gonna tell u =P

Height: Emily-6' 0" Katie- 5' 11"-Emily 6' 1" Katie- 6' 0" in time skip

They're a different breed of fraternal twins. Katie is a book freak while Emily would burn the books. Emily loves to use her insane strength to hurt the enemy, while Katie doesn't flaunt her power and would much rather be sitting in front of a TV documentary on tigers. In the time skip, she doesn't use any jutsu cuz she's PREGO!!I'm planning on making her use some more bad-ass Earth jutsu in the prelude. And Emily...let's just say she's good to go.

Yeah, Moving on...They're both skinny, both have developed like Hermione and love to piss each other off!!

Last but not least...

Kenisha Kimochi (Me: HELL YEAH!!)

Age: 14-18 in time skip 21 TIME skip-time skip

Weight: Like you need to know

Height: 4' 11"-5' 3" in time skip (Me: Yeah, really short...sigh again)

She's a different breed of teen. She like to read but not as much as Katie, and she's strong but not as strong as Emily, and she also care a lot about others, but not to the extent of Hermione. You see a pattern here? Anyway, I have one trait the others don't have: the gift of being the most wild and random kunoichi in the land of Japan!! She loves Lee like TenTen loves Neji (Katie: So basically she loves him to god-like status... TenTen and Me: Must...not...KILL...BITCH!!) so she hates disappointing him or doing something that gets him hurt. Which is why she left the village...

(Emily: YEAH, PERFECTLY FUCKIN' RATIONAL IDEA DUMBASS!! Me: DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOUR FUCKIN' KIDS, EMILY!! Emily: AH, MY TWINS!! Tsunade: Your boobs? TenTen: No, her kids, Tsunade-sama.. Shizune: Where'd you get that perverted mind of yours, Tsunade-sama? Tsunade: ...I was in a squad with Jiraiya, maybe... Everyone: O.O Oh...)

In the next time skip, she's a bounty hunter that does hitman work sometimes and doesn't like being bossed around. She still holds a deep love for Konoha and everyone in it, but wishes to remain uke-nin for the sake of it and because she doesn't want to see everyone there. (Emily: BUT FUCK NO, SHE CAN COME BACK AND BITCH ALL SHE WANTS. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN FAIR?! Me: BECUASE I FUCKIN' CAN, SO NYAH!)

Sin and Natsuma Uchiha

Age: 4 in time skip 7 TIME skip-time skip

Weight: 40 lbs at 4, 75 lbs at 7

Height: 3' 4" at 4 4' 3" at 7

These two are two peas in a pod, two pepperonis on a giant slice of pizza, two rice balls in one seaweed wrapping...Great now I'm hungry. Anyway, these two are tight. They've got a knack for using bad language because their parents don't know when to fuckin shut up. Yes, Emily and Sasuke, that was aimed at you! Sin has shoulder-length flaming red hair and green eyes with two scar marks on her cheeks from some freak accident at birth. Natsuma has shiny black hair that sticks up like a chicken's ass and has red eyes. He also has two marks on his cheeks. They both use a seperate kekkei genkai:

Sin: Akakagan (Red Flame Eye)

Natsuma: Kimochigan (Seeing Feelings Eye)

And Oh my freakin God, do they look bad-ass in Final Fantasy cloaks!!

Shizuke Uchiha

Age: 5 - 8 TIME skip-time skip

Weight: 45 lbs at 5, 76 lbs at 8

Height: 3' 11" 3/4 at 5 4' 4" 3/4 at 8

Now the only living Uchiha in the Akatsuki, Shizuke swore that he would kill his parents killers and all of their loved ones. But after a talk with Kenisha and some songs on her iPod, Shizuke realizes that all he wants is a someone to be a mother to him. He is the only person alive with the Kushingan, the second stage of the Kimochigan, which can make the victim experience great pain in a virtual world, much like the Mangekyou Sharingan. But the result is death, not a coma. Also with the Kushingan, he can see people in peril and distress from miles away, making it easy for the Akatsuki to prey on those villages/people. Shizuke has middle-back length silver hair, a cold expression, and ice-blue eyes. He usually wear a cape that flows in the back, much like the cloak Sephiroth wears in Final Fantasy and in Kingdom Hearts. He specializes in Wind jutsu and doesn't take no for an answer...freakin' arrogant as his fuckin' father...

Well, that's all of 'em! If you wanna talk, ask me! If you wanna ask about my stories, ask me! But don't ask me for my location, phone #, cell #, or my age!