Formerly: MrsKurda14...I wanted to change my pen name to something more contemporary. I also wanted a name that would show me in a better light...not just some obsessed fan girl...though Kurda is a sexy slice of pie!

Name: Natalie

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Hair Colour: Dark Blonde

Skin Tone: Very Pale...almost vampire-like if your will...just kidding

Status: Physically single, but my heart is taken

Gender Preference: Boys really

Shout outs: I'm sorry if I sent any mean remarks to anyone. I'm never mean to and I'm usually nice...but...I told you about my mean critic personality...right?

I also have deleted several stories of my...Mary Sue phase awhile ago. I don't think my Harry Potter stories are any good, but I keep them up because some people like them.

ALSO...I'd like to point out that I am one of the(or simply THE) first to write a Josef/OC! I've just taken a look at the Moonlight fandom and now it's FILLED with Josef/OCs...most of them Mary Sues. Actually...my character is barely a Sue. At the beginning, it might seem like it...but once you get to know her, she's A. Not very pretty, B. Super-cynical, C. Weird, D. Kind of work-obsessed but at the same time she loves gothic kinds of things, E. Is immature, even though she's thirty, and G. She has a HORRID singing voice. No lie. Hear her sing and you want to cry. (Haha...that rhymed). And also...I may not even finish that story since I really liked Josef with that girl in the last episode. Gosh...if I could only remember her name. They have good chemistry!

~~~~UPDATE~~~~

CHECK MY PAIRINGS LIST BECAUSE I NO LONGER SHIP RYAN/KELLY FROM THE OFFICE! I THOUGHT HE HAD REDEEMED HIMSELF, BUT NO!

Alexei: I love spending my time with my black cat who is a year old . His name is Alexei (after the last tsarevich of Russia) but he also goes by Alex, P.T flea (of just P.T), Dr. Evil, Evil Genius (or E.G for short) Prof. Dumbass (pronounced Doom-ahs), Ass-wipe (pronounced Ahs-weep-pay), You-Know Who, Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Steve Leopard, Stretch, Stinky, The Dark Lord, my little tsarevich (used by my blind mother eyes only) my little prince (used by my blind mother eyes only) Mr.snuggles (used by my blind mother eyes only) and most recently, the Murderer (he killed a baby bluebird) and Mr.Shrewman (he kills Shrews and brings him inside) He also has the nickname "Sweeney" since he is like a cat version of Sweeney Todd.

(Real Life) Family on ff.net: my sister is sexycrepsley4.

(Real life) Friends on ff.net: Spontaniously Insane (We share an account called CommodoreWinchester. If you like Supernatural and Pirates of the Caribbean...you should check our story out) And Amber Peterson...who is not on here much.

Loves: Harry Potter, Darren Shan Saga, The Office, Supernatural, Moonlight (new show!), LOTR, and Louisa May Alcott. I also love writing (DUH!) acting, singing, daydreaming, boys, eating junk food, sleeping, being crazy, driving others crazy with my sexual innuendos, flirting, and of course...writing.

Stuff (not fanfiction) that I'm writing: I'm writing a musical now called, "Impulse City" it's driving me crazy because it's so hard. Also...a story called "Veiled Illusions of the Heart"...it's on fictionpress.net...my screenname is "Veiled in a Dream".

Me: I am insane, witty, a little sarcastic, flirtatious, charismatic, dramatic, outspoken, fearless(in social situations), and fearful(in almost every other situation. I also get frightened or disturbed easily. I still don't know why I take so much pleasure in Horror movies and books though. I do my Horror reading in secret. I am seemingly the more docile sister or the prissy one out of my three sisters. My older sister frets over work and is VERY immature and self-centered, my youngest sister is sporty and the horror film lover...and I'm the reader, writer...and romantic one. When we used to go to Grandma's house often, Hilary would pout or beg for new clothes, Claire would be outside climbing her tree...trying to hurt herself in some way...and I...would be making weak tea for my Grandma in my special green teapot she bought me. I also might have been helping in the kitchen...I'm not a good cook...but I make really great tea now...it's stronger now!

Favorite Pairings:

Sweeney Todd:

SweeneyLovett (Sweenett!))

TobyLovett (WRONG, but...)

TobyOC (If it's a good OC)

TurpinJohanna (XD)

AnthonyOC (is it's a good OC)

Darren Shan Saga:

DarrenSteve

KurdaOC

KurdaLarten (XD)

ArraLarten

Harry Potter:

HarryVoldemort

BellatrixVoldemort

RonHermione

HarryCedric

HermioneDraco

LilyJames

SiriusOC

RemusOC (preferably TINA!)

The Office:

JimPam

PamMichael (on occaison)

MichaelHolly

DwightAngela

AndyKelly

Supernatural:

SamOC(if it's a good OC)

DeanNancy(Nancy Fitzgerald from Jus in Bello)

DeanJo

SamDean (WINCEST!!) FAVE

DeanCastiel (Weird, but...it's turning into a fave)

SamCastiel

SamRuby

JohnDean

Lost:

JackKate (I'm liking this pairing less and less, though)

KateSawyer

JackOC

ClaireCharlie

ClaireSawyer (Hey...opposites attract)

ShannonSayid

HurleyLibby

BooneOC (That poor boy is a sucker for Shannon...he needs an OC)

Pairings I HATE:

Sweeney Todd:

SweeneyOC

SweeneyLucy

Darren Shan Saga:

DarrenOC

EvraDarren

Harry Potter:

HarryCho

JamesOC

LilyOC

DumbledoreFemale (He's GAY!)

HarryOC

The Office:

KarenJim

RoyPam (who doesn't?)

AndyAngela

MichaelJan

RyanKelly

Supernatural:

DeanAnna

AnnaANYONE (I really don't like her)

DeanOC

DeanRuby (Sorry...doesn't work for me)

SamJo (Sorry.)

JohnSam (This one barely makes sense to me)

Lost:

BooneShannon

SawyerOC

SawyerAna Lucia

JackAna Lucia

SayidKate

Stories on Hiatus...I WILL get to them, I swear:

Pretty much ALL stories. I'm working on a play right now.

Questionable Stories:

As if it never happened (I only keep this up because so many people like it. I hate it. It's crappy writing, but I'm going to be nice and keep it up)

Each Day's A Brand New Life

Darren Shan Saga's Next Top Model

Stories I probably don't intend to continue (I just started them for the heck of it):

Don't Fade Away (Good character development, but the plot was going nowhere.)

Demon Hunter vs. Theologian (No Mary Sue, but bad character development)

Sensations of a Lost One (Couldn't stand the Mary-Sueness)

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. ( They're basically telling kids, be selfish, don't share! WTF!?).

I'm also really into fictional guys...so I've added something to my profile...if you're interested:

FICTIONAL CRUSH LIST...PAST AND PRESENT

Frodo Baggins

Will Turner

Jack Sparrow

Anakin Skywalker

Luke Skywalker

Harry Osborn

Spider Man

Android 17 (younger crush)Dragonball Z

Goku (younger crush) Dragonball Z

Trunks (younger crush) Dragonball Z

Flik (younger crush ) A bug's life

Darren Shan

Kurda Smahlt

Urcha Von

Steve Leonard

Harry Potter

Ron Weasly

Fred Weasly

George Weasly

Cedric Diggory

Tom Riddle

Rick (from The Mummy)

Sawyer (Lost)

Charlie Epps(Numbers)

Boone (Lost)

Jack Shepherd (it just happened...not my fault)

Charlie Campbell

Laurie Laurence

Faramir

Jimmy Olsen

Superman

Batman

Spy kids boy

Young pinecone (hot Indian guy not sure of name so I call him this.)

that prince guy from “Lioness Rampant” series

George cute

Alex from Jaws

that other kid from Jaws

Sir Lancelot (Camelot)

Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)

Mr. Willoughby (Sense and Sensibility)

Aladdin (younger crush)

Freddy (from Scooby doo, younger crush)

Freakazoid (old cartoon, VERY younger crush, about 5 years old, lasted 1 week.)

Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty, younger crush.)

Jack Dawson

Sunshine (Remember the titans)

Jim (The Office)

Phantom of the Opera (Michael Crawford's version...and -sigh-...the movie version.)

Nathaniel Hawthorne (Well...he's not fictional...but he's dead)

Alexei Romanov (Well...he's not fictional...but he's...sniff dead)

Dean Winchester (A pervert and badass...but so effing SEXY...I mean...he has freckles and muscles...and HELL HE'S HOT!)

Sam Winchester (AWW!! HE HAS THE LITTLE POUT AND THE PUPPY DOG EYES! I CAN'T RESIST!)

Mick St. John (That vampire jacket and that tight fitting sweater...WHEW!) (Moonlight)

Josef Kostan (or Konstantin) (Moonlight) (okay...at first he creeped me out and I thought he was a jerk...then...his creepy gaze changed into a sexy intense one...and now I'm in love...with him...more than Mick. My sis can have Mick)

Sweeney Todd (Though Johnny Depp's not bad looking...it's really the basic character that turns be on and get's my stomach all a'flippin. I've been dreamin' about sex with him having me at knife-point for a little while -swoons-. I LOVE dangerous men...whew...that'll sure get me in trouble...but I don't care so shut up and don't lecture me, beetches!)

Lestat from "Queen of the Damned" ((C'mon, I like vampires!))

The Joker from the "Dark Knight" ((Shuttup, I think he's pretty!))

Castiel from "Supernatural" >_

Deadpool (MARVEL)

Gambit (X-Men)

Not all are major crushes...most aren't...but some...I had many restless nights over...or many restless years...some...I'm still restless

I'M A GRYFFINDOR!! OMG I'M SOOOOO HAPPY! (I was almost a Ravenclaw, though...they just put me in Gryffindor though)

Your in-depth results are:

Gryffindor - 13
Ravenclaw - 13
Hufflepuff - 12
Slytherin - 7

http://www.thealmightyguru.com/reviews/harrypotter/docs/quiz-house.html

Which Sweeney Todd Character are YOU?

http://www.quizilla.com/users/davehill47/quizzes/Which20Sweeney20Todd20Character20are20You?/

My results:

You are Anthony Hope, the hot-blooded sailor boy. You're a true friend to Sweeney, even if he takes advantage of it. Your passionate love for Johanna, even if it's a bit sudden and shallow, will lead you to do anything (even kill?) to save her. Still, you come as close as anyone to living happily ever after, at least as far as the play goes.

(I was like WTF when I got this. I always thought I was more like Mrs. Lovett. But, heck...I love Anthony too!)

Which Harry Potter Character do you have a compatible personality with?

My results:

Fred and George Weasley : All three of us have ENFP personalities. ENFPs are vivacious, adventurous, and outgoing. They are always the center of things socially. ENFPs are fun to be around, though they tend to have short attention spans.

http://piratemonkeysinc.com/quiz.php

Which Lost Character Are You?

My results:

You are Boone Carlyle (I swear I didn't rig this!) You are a wealthy and good-looking person who tries to keep your friends and loved ones out of trouble. (Okay...I am NOT wealthy. Though I AM sexy...lol...jk)

Boone Carlyle- 80

Kate Austen- 75 (huh?)

James "Sawyer" Ford- 70 (lol)

Mr. Eko- 65 (because I'm religious, I guess)

http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/lost/

((ARGH ASRHKJ! I took TWO Avenue Q quizzes and I got the SAME answer twice. Oh well.))

Which Avenue Q Character are you?

You scored as a Kate Monster

You are Kate Monster. You love long walks in the park with that special someone. Getting a thrill out of the arts, you can't wait to take your date with you.

Kate Monster

75

Rod

63

Lucy the Slut

50

Trekkie Monster

44

Princeton

38

Gary Coleman

38

You're Kate Monster!
Kate is a loving kindergarten teaching assisant, who just happens to be a Monster. What she wants more than anything is to open a special school for little Monsters, and also find someone special to share her life with.

Quote of the Week: (From "The Office")

-sung- "Learn your rules...Learn your rules. If you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep...RAUGH!" ~Dwight