Hi. I'm Ayla the Librarian. Call me Ayla, Ay, whatever. My info is below. Enjoy!!

Name: Ayla Pazza

Age: All you need to know is that I'm a young adult.

Gender: Female

Allignment: Straight

Physical Appearance: I have shoulder-length brown hair, light green eyes, and glasses. I'm also around 5'5".

Personality: crazy, smart, funny, easy to be around, sarcastic, sweet, a procrastinator, nice, shameless pervert, ruthless at times, and RANDOM!! XD

Likes: anime/manga, ramen, Naruto (after timeskip), Gaara ( after timeskip also), Nicholas Cage, a whole bunch of movies that will be added below, a bunch of books/series that will be added below, CHOCOLATE, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, the author Clive Cussler, Dirk Pitt, pocky, Hiruma Yoichi, Kobayakawa Sena, and others

Dislikes: Orochimaru (he is a CREEPY PEDOPHILE!!) and people who make fun of others for no reason, people who stab friends in the back, and I can't think of anything more.

Other Stuff About Me: I am now a shameless pervert. It took me a while to get that way, but my friends rubbed off on me. Hehehe... Oh, and I am allergic to...chocolate. (hangs head in shame) I'm sorry!! I can't have certain chocolates like Oreos!! If I do, I get either a massive headache or worse, a migraine!! Those are not fun. AND I have inner personas. You know how you have an angel and a demon on your shoulder? I don't have those. I have multiple personas who represent each aspect of my personality. There's one who is pure evil. We keep her locked up in the cage we made for her, but she constantly breaks out. I know what you're thinking: "This girl belongs to an asylum." Just imagine it as multiple Jiminy Crickets. If you want a better understanding, look at The Red Whirlwind for a pretty good likeness to my mind. Except that I'm not as chaotic.

Favorite Anime/Manga

Naruto (#1 people!!)
FullMetal Alchemist
Bleach
One Piece
Princess Nine
Battle Angel Alita
Shaman King
Ouran High School Host Club
Love Hina
Mar
Kodocha (Kodomo no Omocha)
Death Note
Eyeshield 21 (tied with Naruto!)
Skip Beat
666 Satan
yeah, i can't think of anymore. i'll get back to you.

Favorite Books/Series

Harry Potter
Deltora Quest
Eragon
Guardians of Ga'Hoole
Warriors
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Charlie Bone
Incarnations of Immortality
Myth series
Dirk Pitt novels
Nancy Drew (well, the computer games are good)
Cirque Du Freak
Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons
Black Stallion
Phantom Stallion
Hoot & Flush
Inkheart series
Sherlock Holmes
Grimm Sisters
Lord of the Rings
T'Witches
Thief Lord
Dragon Rider
Freedom Writers

Favorite Movies

Lord of the Rings
Harry Potter
Pirates of the Carribean
National Treasure
Spiderman 1 and 2
Ghost Ryder
Batman Begins
The Hulk
Fantastic 4
Princess Diaries
Freedom Writers (that movie ROCKED!!)

Quotes

"Run away!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“I’m a cookie!!”
-My friend Danielle

“OMG DANIELLE!! YOUR HAIR IS BROWN!!” “It took you that long to notice?” “Maybe…”
-Me and my friend Danielle. It was 8th grade and I had just really noticed it.

“Let’s hunt some orc!”
-Aragorn

“What?”
-Ron from the 4th movie of Harry Potter when Professor McGonagall told him to put his right hand on her waist.

“I shouldn’t have said that.”
-Hagrid from the first movie

“HEY BAA-CHAN!!”
-Naruto. I love him!! (grabs Naruto plushie and hugs it)

“Hn.”
-Sasuke, Neji, Gaara, Shino, Hiei, basically every antisocial guy in the world. I love that word!

“What is your name?” “My name is King Arthur.” “What is your quest?” “To seek the Holy Grail.” “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” “That depends. African or European swallow?” “I don’t know!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!” (old man falls into crevice of doom and dies)
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I will add more quotes that I find funny and/or hysterical later.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, Snowing Petals, He-Didn't-Betray-Us,Ayumi Elric, Ayla The Librarian

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, Ayla The Librarian

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

I read this poem from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Extreamly Meaningful Profile Add-ins

TRY NOT TO CRY:

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest,

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost. Please if you would, pass this around. I'd be happy if you could; don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I’ll finish my profile later)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (even though I've lost an argument with myself a few times...I blame my inner personas)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support ShikaIno, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Shikamaru fan girl (or boy), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile. (my mom did this at one time too! although it wasn't voluntary)

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile. (my God, one of my friends likes math! the horrors!!)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

If you think that Mickey Mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar, copy this to your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried pot. If you are part of the 2 that hasn’t and never will, copy this into your profile.

If you are a ShikaIno AND a ShikaTem fan, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Ayla The Librarian

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

26 THINGS THAT A PERFECT GUY WOULD DO!

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down .

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence ...

4. Give you the remote control during the game .

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you .

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages .

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11... Never run out of love.

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious .

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious .

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.

16. Smile a lot.

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally
like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 .

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each
others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing , even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor ...

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason .

26. Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he
loves u that much to quit it.

I think That is SO sweet and just had to post it!

Female Comebacks
Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!